0:00 I think if we were to have our own QVC channel of products we actually enjoy, things that we love, I think we would kill, dude. >> Yeah. Like >> Dude, Symbian Ford uh Nick I don't use a Symbian, dude. That's for girls. That's for ████ girls, dude. Welcome to another episode of the Keemstar boys where uh so apparently recently, and I just thought this was creative, apparently it's it's not big news, but it's kind of funny. Mr. Beast uh wants to buy ad space on a YouTuber's forehead because it's huge. Whose? That's ████ really big head. >> Yeah, this right here, dude. Oh, yeah. He's been selling ad space. I didn't know it was real. >> So this guy's legitimately been selling ad space. So he'll do videos and then
0:50 he'll put Yeah, look. These are the pricing for like the size and locations and stuff. >> So this guy does contest He does his own contest? going viral. Like different people been doing this ████ There's a guy that sells ad space on his toilet. What the ████ >> toilet. Like he'll just >> his toilet in all his videos or whatever? No, he just keeps making videos about his toilet. You remember that kid that made like a million selling like pixels for a dollar for his website? This was like ████ 2009 or some ████ Well, I don't remember. >> Yeah, I I remember that. It was like a big It was a website, but it went through just a ████ little logos. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. I remember. And you could like pay like a dollar a pixel or something. >> So what do we What is this worth to you guys? This ad space right here for one video. That? Yeah. If someone wants to put a space that space? Hey, we should start selling space, dude. >> logo or whatever. I just want to know
1:40 honestly to you guys, what's it worth? Because that's what I'm going to tell people. This is this TV for a 12 to 15-minute max video. Sorry, Ken. All right. It's going to be how much? I don't know. A dollar? One dollar. Like 10 grand a month. 10 grand a month. There you have it, you guys. >> Cuz it's in every video. Every minute of every video you're going to see it. >> I was thinking a dollar a minute. >> Oh, you're saying you go by the whole month cuz the the video lives on forever. So, I think it's a per video thing. >> What do you mean? >> Because the second you put it up for one video, you can take it down and you're filming the next video and it's just on that one video. >> do that. That's too much work. That's too much work? >> someone to sponsor Imagine This is too much work? I'm done. >> like every game he has to put on these shoes, put on So, I know people that are sponsored by brands. There's a brand they're sponsored by and then there's a
2:30 brand that they actually like. It's a ████ pain in the ass. Every time someone pulls out a camera, hold on, let me change my ████ shoes. He has to change his shoes and then when he puts the puts the camera away, then they put the other shoes back on. It's a pain in the ass. You just leave it on. You're sponsored the whole month and then that's it. You don't have to worry about it. Versus, "Oh, you didn't sponsor that one. Put another wallpaper on." I mean, that's still a good I think it's a good deal. If somebody really thought about it, that's I mean, stats-wise, we're 3 million views a month. >> Yeah. >> Wow. And we post like 100 videos a month. >> good deal. Yeah. Our company don't even I don't know. Put on your Barbell Brigade. >> And you owe us 10K. Now that you sold it. >> But then that's that's also and then it gets to the point of like you have to prove the click-through rate, which is the hardest part. >> Go to Barbell Brigade in LA. 646 given. 646 givens, California, Los Angeles,
3:22 90031. Can you give a bill to Barbell? I'll ask. >> But then like the value has to go down for that ad space if we're not mentioning it, right? >> No, cuz if we do intentional mentions, it's more. Yeah. So, it starts at 10. >> There's 10 just That's why it's a good deal. >> What about unintentional mentions? How much is that? Sounds like there's an item for everything. >> here, like behind your guys's head? >> Honestly, this should all be ads. Hey, let's turn let's turn this into a ████ NASCAR. >> like fake organic stuff where like where like the guest always goes, "What is that?" Pasadena, what's the address? >> What about shared ad space? >> We can't afford it. We can't even afford the share. >> what we need. Whoever the guest is, we have to tell them, "Hey, like 5 minutes, just go, 'What's Juvederm?'" And we'll explain to you in a very Oh, I'm glad you asked, Tatiana. Tatiana Gucci? Call her by her full name.
4:12 >> Serious inquiries only. DM Ryan on the IG if you want if you want ad space and just OBO. >> JK JK News IG. >> me. Don't Don't Just make an offer. DM Hirano, dude. >> Call Call Anthony Lee at anywhere from $1 to $10,000 a month. Just make an offer. >> $1 a minute. That's still It's 12 bucks. It's not bad. >> $16. >> A guaranteed 3 mil views per month is actually really ████ good. >> That's Hey. Like you can guarantee that. So, we're filming 1 month worth of content, but the videos come out like 3 months later sometimes. What do you mean? So, that's why they want to buy like 6 months at a time cuz eventually If it's up for all the videos for the whole month, we're probably going to get 3 million views out of those ads. Yeah. Yeah. And that also means whenever our
5:02 contract is over, they're still going to get more videos like 3 months past the contract that keeps coming up. Yeah, cuz we don't we don't retroactively erase the logo. >> Yep. That's a good ass >> a bad deal. We do. All I know is Colleen owes us a lot of ad space, right here. Look at this. Bench or Bench Candy. And she keeps borrowing. Look like two different people right there. Oh, there's two pictures. Yeah, that's hella ad space. >> Give me money, Colleen. There's There's blond Colleen and redhead Poison Ivy Colleen. >> Evil Evil Colleen. Yeah. Are you going to charge Christian as well? What? Come on, man. >> crazy, dude. Are you kidding me? The hell? He would have liked that. He would have loved it. He would have ████ liked that, okay? >> Honestly, you're You're getting too crazy, man. Honestly Honestly You got to relax. >> Christian would like I'm stepping away from that one. I'm not even touching it. That's a good low team move. I like the way you put out your examples in real life. Whatever, dude.
5:54 Why don't you go sell some ad space, dog? >> How much do you think Lionheart Jiu Jitsu would pay to have their sign up again? We can't afford it. Dude, we promoted the ████ out of them. >> afford it. Is 90% of your members JK fans? 90% of it is Asian, not JK fans, but they are Asian though. So they look like they can't be JK. So yeah. But you guys the majority clientele are the kids program, right? Yeah. JK fans. >> Asian. They're definitely not kid JK fans. Asian children. Dude, there are so many like podcasts that clearly are being paid money to just have logos in the back. >> Yeah. And why don't we do that? I mean Kinjaz Dojo, what's that? There's a what? Oh, I'm glad you asked, Juvéderm. So basically Kinjaz Dojo is online tutorial dance training platform from the world-renowned sort of second best Kinjaz. But yeah, kinjazdojo.com. And
6:46 here's the thing, we paid 12 bucks for this video. Sick. How much How much is it to sign up to Kinjaz Dojo? Dude, we're probably one of the cheapest in the game. I I swear it's like $14.99 a month. How much? It's like $14.99 a month. >> Learn how to master dance with 15 bucks a month. That's less than 50 cents a day. I do the beginners courses. >> Yeah, think about it. For less than having a hamburger at McDonald's a day, you become a master dancer. Hamburgers are expensive. For less than a bottle of water a day. >> Skills and drills. Yeah, dance classes nowadays are like 30 bucks. It's crazy. Skills and drills. >> But yeah. For less than ant poison every single day, you can learn how to be a master dancer. >> think that the Dojo's really well done. Yep. Oh, thanks, man. It's really cool. >> need to have friends as a group to do it or can like is it a No, that's the whole
7:36 point. The whole point is you could do it by yourself. >> I'mma join. >> But then if you do it as a group, you have to pay Kinjaz more money. Honestly, let's just start They just log into one account? >> tell. They can tell if you're doing it as That's what they do in other countries. I think if we were to have our own QVC channel of products we actually enjoy, things that we love, I think we would kill, dude. >> Yeah. Like >> Dude, Symbian Ford Nick I don't use Symbian, dude. That's for girls. That's for ████ girls, dude. I want to get into that. >> But that's also because we got to be true with it. Like we have to be honest. We got to be honest reviews. Cuz I I love my new ceramic pan. I would sell like 50 of those, dude. What new ceramic pan? Is it Is it All-Clad? Is it All-Clad? >> All-Clad. I got it from like Marshalls. No, dude. It's It's ceramic coated. It's the best, dude. And I got these little spoons I could swipe get all the the sauce out of it pretty easily. Like you
8:26 know the the the What do you call it? Sauce spoons? No, it's not a sauce. It's like a Yeah, it's like a ladle. It's like a plastic ladle. Oh, it's the best. You You know what? >> make you want to buy them? Does that make you want to buy any? Wait, glass You've been cook a guy? Aren't you supposed to avoid the plastics though? Dude, we're the age of microplastics. We're in it, dude. This is it. It's in our brains. It's in our balls. It's just what it is. Or maybe it's not plastic. Maybe it's silicone. Is it a silicone? Yeah, silicone. Is it that squishy one, right? Silicone silicone still. What I don't know, dude. I'm not a scientist. I come on the show. You're sort of a scientist. You did go to CSUN. >> I appreciate that. You're probably the most scientific here. You You actually have a degree in science. >> Yeah. No, but >> degree in science. It's a literal bull It's It's literal BS. But no one trusts you. >> That's true. That's true. That's true. Bart's definitely We don't know if you're lying. Most of the time I am.
9:16 >> Sci- Bart is more science in than I am, for sure. You guys follow that one Chinese dude that reviews He watches a video of like an infomercial, and then he buys the product and tries it, yeah. And then like Everybody does that now. But he has a fun format. >> the one that goes, "I need that on my desk now." >> Yeah, yeah, that one that one that one. This guy at all. And then he he ranks them from like gold, silver, bronze. >> Yeah. Yeah. You're going to take You're going to take the title? You're going to start doing that? No, I I don't know where he's been. I follow him, but he doesn't pop up no more. >> trend, but it's really effective. It's like somebody It's like you watch the original social media video, something that looks gangster, and then it cuts to a person who just watched the video as well, and they're like, "Ah!" And then they go get it, and then they go do it, and they get and they react in the same way. So, now you just watched a person react to it and then do it, and now you're reacting to the person reacting
10:06 to it. >> over. That's why we're done. >> I'm going to do it for uh sex toys. Should we just Should we just take it to the second degree, then? Should we like watch a video of somebody watching a video and then react to that? Because like I feel like if that's what people like, why wouldn't they like that? >> So, let's react to him watching the video that and doing the video. >> It's funny because like that's what AI would tell you was a good video. >> Yeah. They would. Cuz it would be like, "Oh, for the most return for the least effort, react to a reaction." It would literally say that. >> React to a reacted reaction. And I think that's all on the surface. I think the deeper issue is people don't got friends anymore. So, now people they react They like watching reaction videos or watching people play games because that's their friend. >> Interpersonal connection. >> day it would just be me and Ryan going playing Super Mario together, but people are losers, so they they got to watch a stranger play a game, and they go to walk through walk through, and they pretend they're friends. >> And that's the same reason why
10:56 >> sadness part of it. >> And that's the same reason why OnlyFans is so popular. Yeah. I know that's sad, man. >> There's There's these OnlyFans girls that are clearly telling everyone the secrets like, "Oh, the you guys are just talking with a Filipino guy." Or Will Pepper. Yeah. Will Dude, Will Pepper's the best, by the way. I love Will Pepper. The story about his dad buying him a prostitute is ████ amazing. And I followed his dad's cookie channel, and I'm like, "Oh, this guy's the best, dude." >> the best. Crazy. So funny. Will Pepper's the man. I'm so glad he came on the show not when I was here, though. That's ████ ████ Whatever. The social impact of all these things makes me so sad. I don't even want to think about it no more. You guys, it's over. Just accept it now. The cost is too great on people, man. That's rough. >> find like that kind of just dystopian, but I just feel like it's it's all the same. >> Yeah, it is. It probably is. >> Like like the same like all society is over. We have no friends. That's just it's just both always been like that. We're just We're just receiving it in a
11:47 different >> new door, though. I I definitely think OF opened a new door. >> I do think OF is very unique. >> rate of uh But it's it's it's falling apart. >> Just uh highlighting that those people exist. People who are willing to do it. People who want to consume it. It's like we all existed the whole time. I say we all like I have six OF accounts, by the way. How many do you have? How many have you subscribed to? One burner. One burner. One with my actual name. Uh but the whole point is that it's like It was It was like uh during the whole like BLM time when people were saying like dude, like this racism has been around the whole time. You just got social media highlight it now. I just feel like it's very similar. It's like we see everything now, but that's only because we see everything now. It's It's all there. >> But the way the way I view it is because there are band-aids for things, people don't work for the cure. So, for
12:38 example, if you had a ████ loser ass kid at home, right? He just ████ playing with his ████ Mr. Planters Peanuts or whatever. You're like, "Lester, go out and ████ play with the neighbor Ryan or whatever." He goes, "I don't want to." They're like, "Go ahead." Right? But now, Lester could ████ just watch someone play video games, and you don't know that he's lonely. Until he's 40, and then he's like, "I think I'm going to commit suicide." Yeah, yeah. Your first problem was naming him a Lester. You kind of set him up, bro. That's kind of it. Your name Lester? But I think if you don't have the band-aid, I think people actually will try to work for the cure. But when there is a band-aid, they just stick with the band-aid. I think OF is still a new dimension because >> thing is like the internet is just too good now. Like if you like the for the same
13:28 example for that kid, it's like why would you do anything else if you could just go on the internet? It's just like everything there's no reason for you to go out and make friends, right? Like >> Like ooh, I'm going to watch movies on the airplane, but I'm like I got Starlink. I'mma watch way better ████ on my computer. Like it's better than ████ the options they got. I'll go on Netflix. >> Got Starlink on the on the plane, bro? Yeah, on the airplane. Hawaiian Airlines, shout out to please sponsor us. They they got Starlink, dude. Right here. Your ad could go right here. It's right here. It's right here. We don't say anything controversial. >> Also though, you remember you remember when we was like kids and I swear I swear correct me if I'm wrong. Remember when we were kids they were like there's like 6 billion people on the planet. And now they're now they're like 8.something billion people on the plane. Yeah, it's like 8 now. And to think like in our lifetime, so let's just let's lowball. Let's say only another billion came
14:18 through. Let's just say it's like 15% increase >> it's going down. In countries, certain countries, yeah. But like in terms of the overall worldly population, we're up. Which means it's going to be natural that we're going to get ████ tons more degenerates than we're going to get heroes in our society. I'm just accounting for that spread. It's a numbers game. All the immigrants that have come here are heroes. They're engineers, lawyers, and doctors. All the time. Your ad here. Your ad here. That's a cool engine. Come on. I don't know how they got animations like that. website
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