0:00 gonna meet your chick and we're gonna get married in the virtual world how about that and then she was gay we'll see who makes out better [Music] everybody loves a really good loophole um yeah loopholes China has the king of loopholes yeah I might say China has banned women from modeling lingerie on online shopping lives it's good loophole so men are now modeling them on online even better is good that's that's really the their names Nick and Charlie it's funny how they specifically banned women they didn't just say you can't model lingerie oh my god well you know what though what's the point though is it one of the
0:50 top selling people on China live stream a dude and he sells Women's Cosmetics I think so yeah he's like the number one it's like like a billion Shopping Network style they live stream shopping got it yeah it's like a new style of like so they probably just do big numbers because I've seen my wife she follows like these designer purse people you know and they do that kind of style of selling yeah like on a live stream and they do crazy what do you mean falling designer purse people like like Prada ████ Gucci whatever the ████ fancy and then they live streams live stream like hey I got this it's a vintage bag it's a ████ 2000. it's like pop shop yeah and they do crazy numbers and that's like China's like number one way of like sales right now right yeah they do crazy stuff like that their entire e-commerce like industry is ridiculous that's just crazy that even in China in
1:40 a place like that like the number one seller for women's stuff is a dude I mean now it's for sure the number 10. I mean that guys just sell things better right are feminists up in arms about this yeah but they're still not buying from women so it's fine like that is a cute lingerie set also not going to WNBA games they should make this the recruiting commercial you know how we're down in recruiting numbers like do you want to see this show on your ████ TV if not go sign up we can fight and fight a warm yeah because if they take us over we're gonna be seeing this ████ yeah where the ████ the ████ ████ on channel 18. some guy with no tits what's the point of fact channel 18 is mostly Korean we don't do this no it's Chinese and Indian and Vietnamese yeah sometimes it's hollow hollow TV
2:31 channel 18. it's like all the Asians share it the Philippines like to see this ████ on my ████ YouTube ads you don't want to see guys in dressing teddies no I think it's a pretty novel way though of selling it because women I don't know maybe they would rather see a dude in it well they probably want to see how it fits so it's not like you know it's just for them I think it's like Victoria Chain's secret and then they're like what are we gonna do about our business man they're like I know they just said no girls right and then they're just they're like The Show Must Go On they get the ████ guy in the back hey hey ciao come over here he goes huh so then are we or like they saying then that oh yeah men like because women like to see what it looks like they picture their bodies or they sending women in China have bodies of the men in China I didn't say it he said it wow I did say it yeah I said hey but
3:23 those guys they have like a coat hanger-esque body you know what I mean like they have pretty they got nice bodies so you're saying if you wear a coat it's just gonna fall off they have no shoulders they're slender they're slender they got fair skin you know what I mean they don't want to see that ████ you don't be funny I want to see a real man model lingerie chick do it you know that if there was a bunch of buff ass dudes Bart would watch for a while he's like oh that guy has a great lats you know what I like how this strap barely covers his nipple it might be if the main audience and the customers are women right like they still like men so they're it's not for us so maybe this is even better yeah that's what I was thinking because that's like a fetish for them yeah because when I when I'm thinking about shopping for clothes and then I'm like I
4:13 don't see no guys you know let me see a girl like put on the Kirkland sweatshirt you're so straight it's crazy and I'm like dude you're the straightest guy I've ever met I'm gonna be like you man when I'm trying to buy clothes I want to see a guy who kind of looks like me so I could be like okay does this fit okay nah why would you want to see a freak like that you you are so gay Nick yeah well you're so straight how about that you're ████ straight because the reason why I have so many women on my Instagram feed is because I aspire to have looks like that I'm so straight I wanna I wanna look like a beautiful over 50 of it you're on your way hair wise yeah let me get this straight for lack of a better word you want you're saying your desire to wear clothes like a woman is what attracts women to you yeah I like
5:04 women so much that I wanna [Laughter] well I mean like how straight are you anyway if you're looking at guys all day that's true that's true that's why Nick is the gayest one here he's studying Jiu Jitsu fighting men all day long I've watched a lot of dudes did select a martial art that there's the most body body to body contact consistency it shows him technically not only that they're wrapping their legs around each other all day long they start in the missionary position yeah do you get Escape points in Jiu Jitsu I don't believe in Escape point I knew I need I need chest to chest yeah I need I need our bellies to touch a little bit are
5:54 you from the school of like why wear uniforms or what's it called just make it yeah yeah actually after hours it's called spaghetti and meatballs we want to mishmash Parts you know if that's what you're into you can trace belt and he wraps it around the other guy's body too I see if I ask Mike song dude he knows putting Mike onto it it's our God you have a 69 League where you guys start but is it is that one of my best positions yeah I mean because you did mention you haven't had you could do 96 you haven't had coitus in quite some time so I feel like maybe this might be because I'm too tired when I go home from training Jiu Jitsu all day it's redundant are you the kind of guy that when you play um when you play like games right you choose a man character and a buff guy I make a buff yeah I make them six foot yeah yeah see I always I always choose a
6:47 sexy girl because I like my character to be eye candy that I'm watching all the time and when you're in those worlds and you're a sexy girl guys are so simp dude dude you know what maybe give you so much ████ oh like you're ever playing like Elder Scrolls or something yep and then you're a girl character you're in a ████ world they come up they just start throwing gifts at you yeah but in those games you gotta you marry a man so who's straight now yeah Nick wants to put like you know be the man and you want to be the girl that's talking to men so it's like I'm confused he's catfishing men I think it's uh neutral at this point you should just meet in the Ready Player One World today a Black Mirror yeah I'm gonna meet your chick and we're gonna get married in the virtual world how
7:37 about that and then yes he was gay we'll see what makes out better I'll put you to the test yeah dude and then when you take out the VR headsets you're like did I just do that with Joe yeah yeah yeah don't tell Bart it's gonna be weird at work and ████ now it's just like what are you doing nothing are you playing with Joe again I was like no I heard his voice why does it sound like that this reminds me of the loophole on Twitch where where they're like yeah you can't be in like swimsuits unless you're like in a pool so they're like this is the opposite so then they all built hot tubs in their freaking bed but it became huge right it became an entire ████ like sub category that's like one of the largest categories in the entire twitch platform so they can't wear swimsuits on unless it makes sense yeah yeah you can't wear like like um you can't wear lingerie so
8:27 and and you can only wear something like a bathing suit if you're in a pool so all these kiddie pools or stuff all of them bought kiddie pools and put them in their living rooms in their bedrooms or something you literally have a blow up pool wow and they're just ████ Heavies and that's that's the loophole but it but it became so successful and it like really I made it better oh the loophole so well that they have an entire like subcategory because they're trying to ban like sexy time twitch and then they found the loophole to do the sexy time twitch I'm assuming that like twitch like was like okay like from a legal point of view like we have to do this but then it's like oh it's still working but it's the rules so it's better yeah which is why which is why only fans is only fans right like it makes sense because that's what you can do there that type of content so you can't do that on Twitch unless I've been seeing nude girls on Instagram because they have these interesting dresses now
9:17 that basically you could see everything but it's fishnet yeah so I'm like what the ████ how did this pop up on my feed there's a lot of Trends right now where they like well they'll be topless but you see it through the reflection of something yeah wow it's like a trend where girls like they found ways that it won't get detected what's the hashtag Ryan I don't know I'm gay you know what it is if you want to see nudity on Instagram instead of outright following these like models what you would like to do is follow meme Pages because they pay meme Pages oh yeah to advertise collabs and that's why they pop out of nowhere and you got to go to the really like dark meme Pages like the ones that like it you see you know it's just really funny ████ to see this yeah am I am I just out
10:10 of touch and just really old can you just go on Google and type tits yeah but then who does that you feel always what are you a dinosaur you're so thirsty do you know how you do it okay I didn't know I didn't but the surprise is kind of cool you know you're at a park bench you can type surprise to it no no because there's there's something weird in the in the psyche of like going to a porn site to get it versus being on like the largest platform from social media and it's just and you're like whoa this is this must be allowed therefore I'm not a creep it's a stupid ass ████ IG really turned up the the tick tock did you notice that yeah it's all real ig's been becoming more I mean in terms of like making you see eat chicks oh it's like way overboard right now well I think just because we're all dudes like the algorithm they just send it no you're you always want to see just guys right nah but even on my stuff like
11:01 there's guys there's a girl that pops up yeah always and it's like I follow a bunch of even on my side even on my stuff even like all the meme pages right like my algorithm is like dogs Jiu Jitsu stuff hospital but then a girl will pop up yeah how mad do you get when that happens dude I get so ████ pissed I got so ████ pissed dude I almost broke my phone the other day and that's all we're gonna say because now it's 11 minutes thank you
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