0:00 [Music] here we go y'all this is a woman's quote non-negotiable all right for having a baby which in it's a list of her non-negotiables which includes $250,000 doll basically in yearly salary and or allowance okay I'm going to go over this list and I want you to objectively or subjectively I should say I guess it depends on who she's marrying cuz like if it's a if she's marrying like a billionaire then it's like it's like a prenup let's not worry about that let's you got a picture of her I do cuz the finer you are the more you can demand what if Nick trainer at Jiu-Jitsu does that change the argument yeah have you guys seen it's all subjective it's all subjective it depends on what your preference is beautiful she could ask she could ask
0:50 for some money dude let me throw out a couple disclaimers first I feel like skin though man model okay you know what it reminds me of it reminds me of like someone like like that's modeling and then they're like all right to afford me to make me quit what I'm doing right now you got to match my salary you got to do this you got to do that whatever yeah that's why to me it's like what do you bring to the table and then you can make demands based off that okay so I'm a couple disclaimers again number one we do not speak on behalf of all men so don't okay does number two she doesn't want to have children so these are her non-negotiables if she has to have a child for somebody who like wants to that's her choice that's her choice yeah whatever she wants if you don't want to have children why do you want to have children she does want
1:41 to um and on compute she's saying change my mind right yeah she's saying she got the coffee mug she's say change my mind he her thoughts yeah cuz she believes that having children is going to do like internal external damage to her so it's like to make it worth it this is my condition your body it changes your Anatomy yeah for sure yeah totally okay everything so he's a Steven Crowder but like a black model version okay so number one on the list is a prenup before the pregnancy that covers all bases and maners of things like cheating Etc that's tight okay usually a if a gold digger was coming to the you know agreement they don't want the that's why I think it's typ so like how come she I think this is more of like uh especially on the concept of it's like if he cheats then
2:31 XYZ maybe or something like that like for example he's got to take care of all the child care like a prenup in her favor I think it's tight that she's going into it like that all right the next on the list is a $250,000 allowance annually per baby including weekly therapy sessions personal trainer Etc therapy damn annual annually okay already that's every year to the baby 18 okay that's what the 200 wait it's 250,000 per baby until the baby's 18 that's fair and that ain't even hurt baby say that baby's 18 okay she says basically this will cover my weekly therapy sessions I'm going to need before and post giving birth personal trainer to get me all fit and healthy and get my confidence back
3:21 obviously grocery shopping and just things I would need to get that's if she gives birth to the baby though yeah yeah yeah oh okay okay and if I just have an annual or monthly all allowance equivalent to that then I would be able to live comfortably not just for myself but for my child as well you know you know what I really like how like whenever these things come up and people are listening to this and they go like man that sounds terrible like you always have a girl going just say you broke yeah yeah yeah I'm trying to not sound like I'm broke right now oh yeah that's fair like that's like 5K to me that right now what she just demand 5K that's all I B yeah actual retail price we have we have five we have five right 50,000 yeah okay my bad that's pretty high nobody thinks that nobody thinks it's that much but I mean okay if you're like
4:11 let's say you're dating nothing but billionaires and Millionaires and then like I've heard that they commoditize like they just negotiate they just everything's a commodity like everything is like okay if you want this and then this is what's it might be a world that I'm just not a part of cuz I still believe in love like I still like leten it sounds like most people that have this overview of like this is how it's going to be it sounds like they're lightly from the sugar dating world because that is how they communicate they're very like hey I need this I need that I need that I need this allowance and then I'll be your you know mhm so it seems like that's like they graduated up until like oh if you want me all the time like if you want me if you want to buy me out it feels like it's no longer the girlfriend experience contract a wife experence a wife experience gff's off the table cuz then otherwise who's commun that way off the bat like you
5:02 kind of have to get to that she definitely gets approached only by like billionaires well that's what Joe wants he doesn't want to be buttered up for an hour you know he just wants to know what you want do you love me or not up after as well ah yeah tell me how great I am after we sign the contract next on the list is a baby moon I guess that's fair baby moon what's that oh is it like when you go on a honeymoon before the baby comes oh or maybe and or maybe after I don't know no no no I think I think it's when you're pregnant when you're pregnant go on last trip because you know going to be locked down for the first year got it oh yeah I think that's a baby man you should stipulate have your legal team take care of that term cuz that that could be interpreted weirdly uh and then next on the list is will not be working so if she has a kid she's just not working yeah I figured that I figur that wait is she already even married to make these demands to her husband or is it just I think I
5:52 think she's just a social media personality and then she's putting this out in the in the universe that's cool communication nice is uh a housekeeper for 6 months post birth to take care of laundry cooking cleaning Etc that's that's actually reasonable so she's assuming after 6 months I can take those over now versus some people go said she needs a housekeeper for 6 months some people will demand a housekeeper for the rest of their life I bet that change replace after the 6 months it becomes a year a weekly uh weekly there thereof yeah that's pretty reasonable that's that's our first reasonable offer or Demand on top of a quar million a year that's crazy on top of for sure she ain't working I'm not broke though I'm just saying that's crazy so what happens what happens he can afford it he can AFF it just say you broke bar like this what happens year three when it's like hey babe I'm leid on the payment
6:43 for the 250 yeah what are we talking about like what's the penalty what gets repossessed yeah the baby honestly the baby is put back in list that out like well then you got to give me the Rolls-Royce then hey Bab I'm so sorry I'm I'm running L on this I got to next just tell me you're broke busted she uh next wrote a mummy makeover because my body is going to be destroyed internally and externally destroyed I thought this when you're the most beautiful freaking women thank you they can't make up their mind make up your goddamn mind thank you are you beautiful when you're pregnant or are you ugly have a beauty standard that's what nobody says a mommy make over refers to cosmetic surgeries that you might choose to have after
7:33 giving birth to alter the changes your body under goes during pregnancy and child birth I'm cool with it okay yeah I'm cool with it we've already said ages ago this could mean a tummy tuck vaginal rejuvenation surgery lipos how do you rejuvenate the vad Rejuvenation I mean what do they do for that some of that is technically for us so we have a young hot wife thank you Joe exactly so I'm like getting your lips nice and tight like is that really for her nah it's for me exactly yeah getting her lips nice that's the thing that's weird about it it's like if you're that if you're that concerned with having a young hot wife after your a real wife gave birth to your baby then someone like that would just go get a different young hot wife no go get a surrogate that's what theups oh yeah surate surate that's the
8:24 movie you don't mess up your wife at all oh yeah that's what you mess up the surrogate and then you don't ever talk to her and then you don't have then you can negotiate down from 250,000 a year to like 60,000 cus sounds really very one of them did that and then she was talking about how like oh I don't feel like as connected or some like that I don't know well D she didn't go through the turmoil of birth I don't feel as connected yeah she was like you know I don't feel as kind of just feels like some sh I also don't feel as connected as someone else's dump that they took to the toilet I know well the dump doesn't hear your voice after being being in your body for a certain amount of time and then turn their head hey that' be a sick ass but just after the dump do skin to skin with it which is what I heard which is what I heard by the way got a friend who did this via surrogate and like the surrogate mom was around and every time
9:16 that voice was heard the baby turns the head towards the serate shut up sure dude yeah cuz like it's N9 months is long time yeah and then it's hearing and then it's being like the vibration atmosphere see that's why I wouldn't do a surate because you don't know what kind of Voodoo is going on in that b████'s heart it's just fake stuff it's fake things what if she's thinking about negative things all the time and the baby's being injected with all that bad habit horror movies and wow I agree watching hor next would be a Night Nurse to be hired so that she could get enough sleep and wake up able to look after the child in the morning God damn just get a doula bro you no you need a night NSE D Doula or what's the other one what's the other version of that did you get one get no pair we didn't no we didn't have one and I was trying to be there to support Gio every time so every time she would uh breastfeed I
10:07 would wake up too and suck on the other titty and I'm just like God yeah I'm like God Dam sick I'm like this is tiring dude tough yeah and like we woke up so I woke up with her every single time childish Jesus what I say don't say those things it's tiring as man I'm like dude if we have another one we need to get one of them night nurses or whatever the they are Night Nurse lastly it was a p P present have you guys ever heard of this I don't want to know this one I don't want to know a push present so either an apartment in her name a car or a business because she wanted she explained that she needs to secure her and her child's future oh like a AKA signing bonus like an asset here's an Escalade on top of our Arrangement hey here's a business go ahead but managing a business takes work and she said she didn't want to work not if she's so my great aunt owns like as a shareholder
10:57 like majority of a business she didn't have to do do it's like a ran by executive but like if she gets an apartment in her name but she also has a housekeeper it's like she's good but if she gets J Hawaii we know she's got to work yeah cuz my buddy owns it and he got to work the thing oh yeah not David he's the brain no not D he's the ideasideas yeah he's got like ideas about advertising and St yeah you just got to be the David yeah yeah good old David damn that's the whole list huh yeah I mean that's a list that was printed out I don't know she's got like X isn't this like a whole thing with like strong independent women that are coming out of like uh Miami and like these New York and like that's kind of like a whole I know what I want I know my worth and then they have a whole checklist that strong independent just go with all the things that you need
11:47 yeah not work go get your go get your worth then get your bag girl someone's going to pay for it if somebody's willing to pay for who gives a there's nothing wrong with the list that's why when when people see that and they're just like yeah right it's like I don't know man in the sugar dating phenomena that that's like a impacted industry like you can't there's so many people on both sides how long did we research it 3 minutes what that that's what I'm saying what are you talking about we're a credible news source that only gives the truth that's that's what I'm saying exactly what he's saying it's like we don't know we we judge we judge it based on like what we read for like 4 minutes at a time we don't know anything we give disclaimers in the video beginning of our video so everything is like cool and I bet there's a sugar daddy out there that's reading this and is like like oh finally some clear terms dude that's that's what I'm saying I'm not going to sit here and say that I'm down for a sugar she wrote it out thank you I'm not saying that I'm
12:38 sitting here that I'm okay with a sugar mama sending me money even though I have a wife and if she's cool with that relationship we don't have to have sex or anything like that and she just pays for certain things or gives you money annually I'm just saying that's cool I'm down return for c Pi of you being like yeah yeah I can do it I got my own list too mine is like you better not know what you want to eat every time we try to get food so many you better talk back to me I I'll bring up a good idea you better on it you better tell me you can't do it yeah you better B just say you're broke you better yeah B just say it yeah just say it you better call me fat home I'm in the best shape of my life that's crazy is that basically by her making this list she's trying to narrow people down so the more people that are going this is stupid it's working she choosing the filter not for you bud she's trying to find the one
13:29 dude that can go for this but I mean if she doesn't get anyone then she still wins cuz she never wanted kids in the first place cuz she didn't need no body anyway right but next year it's like okay just 200,000
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