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An Illegal Bio-Lab Was Found in a Las Vegas Home

#biolab#testkits#kensuncle#cleaninglady#chinese
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0:00 Guys trying to ████ spread all these diseases and ████ >> puppet though. The real big Yeah, that ████ >> Look at that guy. Look at that guy. He looks like Ken's uncle. Wait, time out. >> Or illegally >> uncle, dude. And he had a nose job trying to be sexy. All right, it's time to finally talk about this. Uh the story begins in 2022. In California, they had discovered an illegal bio-lab. Oh. Wait, are you going to talk about the one the new >> Yes, yes, he is. Yes, he is. No spoilers. You Okay. I'm not going to say ████ I'm not going to say ████ >> said "Ooh." >> Okay. Let me just break every I'll just break everything down. So, in California uh in 2022, they found this illegal bio-lab and it's filled with thousands of infectious agents,

0:50 uh vials labeled COVID, HIV, malaria, tuberculosis, labeled both in English and Mandarin. And um Why'd you point to me? Why'd you point to me when you said that? >> [laughter] >> Shh, shh. The uh owner of the home where this bio-lab was uh Bill Gates. >> [laughter] >> Chen. William Gates. >> Well, he went by many different names, but um David He is is his one of his English-er sounding names. Uh and uh he was arrested and he's currently still in federal custody. Turns out that he was a wanted fugitive uh in Canada, where he was facing a a third 330 million-dollar judgment against him. >> Wow. For what? It doesn't say, but uh in the US, he's being charged for illegally manufacturing, importing, and selling

1:40 hundreds of thousands of test kits for all of those like different diseases. And uh so, David He he also received 1.3 million in unexplained wire transfers from People's Republic of China banks. And those uh wire transfers don't reflect any of his actual like sales or anything, so they don't know why he was getting those. Um and uh just a few days ago another biolab was discovered right here in Las Vegas. >> Using the Bing search engine. That's what I wanted to say so bad, but I didn't want to ruin it. >> All right, rule of threes, that's it. You wanted to say what the Bing search engine thing? >> [laughter] >> Las Vegas found it. Yeah, so it it was found it it Sugar Springs, which is like way far on the east side and um it was inside of five-bedroom home that was

2:31 being operated as an Airbnb. Uh you know, like an air some Airbnbs are these like no access areas. So for this Airbnb it was that single part of the garage. And uh the cleaning lady >> That's a crazy hiding in plain sight kind of concept. >> garage. >> ████ bio weapons? Oh my god. >> The cleaning lady is the one who ended up discovering it uh and where where where the uh property manager had asked her to like go in there and clean it and then she went in there and and saw what was there and apparently she later became deathly ill from it. >> I'm so glad she recovered. >> Maybe that was the whole thing is people book a Airbnb and then they get sick after and then they spread it. They go back and they spread it. >> Then that'll be horrible. >> person that they caught, his name is David She. >> [laughter] >> So the lab was full of the same labeled pathogens and viruses uh exactly like it

3:21 was in the other house. He is actually the owner of this house as well. That guy is so ████ ugly by the way. >> And he kept a thousand mice in there in inhumane overcrowded conditions. Yeah, cuz he's testing on mice. And so um apparently there's records that a biolab was actually someone had submitted an application to start a biolab out here in I think 2023 and it didn't go through. >> You can just submit applications. So they were going to have that in an actual like place that was zoned for having a lab and it got denied. In California? No, no, this is how this one ended up forming. So, it it ended up forming because they got denied the application and then they just moved all the all the lab materials to this house. Why can't you just do something normal like a grow weed up or something? Like why you got to ████ like try to find a new flu? Or how about the normal of

4:11 like you like don't purchase all your materials before approval. They probably ordered everything. They're like, "We going to be good with this bio lab." And then they got denied. They're like, "S███, we got a bunch of inventory." And then they had to put it in the house. Or how about telling the cleaning lady to stay out of the garage? Ah, well, you got to clean the garage. He didn't think she was a rat. But she probably saw the rat. >> kill this ████ Yeah, we can. What? Why would you kill a guy that looks so cool? >> Guys trying to ████ spread all these diseases and ████ But he's a puppet though. The real big Yeah, that ████ Yeah, look at that guy. Look at like Ken's uncle. Wait, time out. So, he was he was smuggling or illegally And he had a nose job. He's trying to be sexy. Two ways you can look at it, okay? You can either look at him like he's some kind of a terrorist that he's that he's working for China like an undercover. Okay, there's that. Or Ken's uncle. Or he's

5:02 just a ████ Chinese guy that's just doing China ████ which is he's he's importing and bringing in all these test kits and making test kits and selling them on Amazon. You think he's like spreading diseases and so people are getting sick and they're like, "F███, we got to test if we have COVID." So, he's selling his own supply to them. I don't I don't know if that's a thing. What's with the lab rats then? To test if it's good. >> engineering more ████ >> Yeah, so he's he's basically he's basically uh counterfeiting a bunch of test kits. That's that's the if he's not a terrorist angle. ████ that. I think he's a terrorist. I think we should bury him in a freeway. >> [laughter] >> That way everyone could drive over him every ████ day. >> there's a lot of complaints too from the first you know, the first bio lab from 2022. There's a ton of complaints even in the comments of a lot of these like posts from people that live next to that house and they said for some weird reason they're not even finished

5:52 cleaning that lab out. What the ████ Yeah, they said that the people still are living next to it going like, "Hey, what's going on?" And they said that even this last a few weeks ago police came back in or FBI whatever to like retrieve more records. As if like stuff is kind of still there. Yeah, so people are complain I would if I was a neighbor I'll burn it down. Because [laughter] if I was a neighbor and I had kids, I'm like, "I'm not going to risk them getting sick. I'll just ████ arson that s███." >> Even for the Sugar Springs one, this new bio lab, they just told the neighbors there's nothing for them to be afraid of. Why? Cuz they're like, "It's just ████ I trust that. pollen or whatever?" I guess, yeah. You got to chop the head of the snake. You can't you it's like there's going to be David He She Thems. There's going to be hella different Davids. You got to go after big Rite Aid because

6:43 they're the ████ that pay for this guy to get people sick so they can give them flu shots. Look, I think I think what we all just were able to live through or everybody who's still here, rest in peace, was understanding what a single disease can create to an entire planet and species. >> Yeah. I think that means the punishment befitting anybody who ████ with biohazardous stuff should be a global scale of punishment. >> Yeah, absolutely. I don't think they >> saying? Like hang him by the dick. >> It should be so intensely scrutinized from a global perspective cuz it ████ up the entire planet that like the punishment is so crazy people do not want to be the middleman to certain things. Like it What you're trying to say is prosecute Fauci. Arrest Fauci. >> Yeah, sure. I'm down with that. Sure, actually. Put him on that ████ Indian

7:33 bed of nails and then have two of them and slowly squish them. But what if he knows that and it doesn't And it doesn't hurt him. Damn. The Indian bed of nails. >> The put in a ████ volcano. Because this is this is a completely different thing as weird as this is versus like a serial killer. Yeah. Yeah, this is like a mass mass murderer. >> serial killer will have like 33 murders and get a Netflix doc. Yeah. And be immortalized. And have women get wet about it. >> Yeah. Whereas this right here this this is capable of like of genocide. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They love getting wet about these serial killers, man. This is like some evil villain in a actual movie. Like they're trying to It's Dr. Evil ████ Oh, no. Yeah, that was found in there. But what if that was just his Chinese snack, though? That's crazy. Chinese snacks. >> That's just my snack factory.

8:23 >> Hey, man, don't mess up my mice dogs. >> had fried mice? The scariest thing is that a lot of his stuff is not labeled as well, which makes them really freaked out because that means they have to actually like test everything to find out. >> MDMA? This fool got [laughter] ecstasy and ████ >> Okay, I think MDMA should be okay. Can you imagine that guy going to a rave? Dude, this guy got all kinds of ████ ████ >> Imagine the next global pandemic is everyone's rolling. And this is the one from California, but it's the Look at that. Blood and fluids found in two of the 30 refrigerators. >> Oh my god. Yeah. Bro, ████ that, dude. I want to make you high as a kite. So, how would you feel if that was like they found that right next to your house? I'm moving. You're moving? He's moving next door. But but that guy was Chinese, though. I'm good at I'm good at moving, dude. It doesn't change that he's Chinese, too. >> I already hate Chinese people. What the

9:13 >> Bart tries to leave Chinese neighborhood. He wants to be the token Chinese in the neighborhood. Bart's like, "Oh ████ white people live here. Let's ████ go." >> Yeah, let's go, dude. >> [laughter] >> I guess they have to go through a lot of tests. Even they moved from Cali cuz they know it sucks. >> [laughter] [laughter] >> This is this is why, though, HOAs are kind of sick. >> Yeah. they'll sniff these ████ out so fast. Every Every HOA who sniffs is spies. The minute you start seeing fishy stuff, you get your ass is getting reported. >> First the first lab got got caught because there was some kind of a plumbing he had set up that you could visibly see from the outside and somebody noticed that that couldn't have been up to code so they reported it. >> Exactly. That's how they found the first lab. >> So there was a rat there too. Nice. Wow.

10:03 >> Pun. Should we Should we just scrutinize a lot of Chinese people now and make sure that they're >> I think so. >> That's smart. Well yeah, because I think this ████ sucks that it it makes other Chinese people look bad too. I think we should police our own. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, but this guy already does that. Bart's like, "I don't want to be behind a Chinese guy Costco." >> [laughter] >> Nope. He'll just reach in front of you. Like Bart's already doing that. He don't even need the story. Bart's doing that 3 weeks ago. If we police our own, do you think Chinese people would be good? I think so cuz Chinese Americans are pretty good Karens. Cuz I think I think they already do that. I I kind of feel like slip through the crack. Elaborate. Elaborate. Chinese Americans Karen the new Chinese. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> How so? How so? It'd be for Like they'll just I guess That's too much shorthand for me. I don't know that. What is Is

10:53 police your own like you uh you stop and you handle ████ in your own household or is police your own like you call them out and then you report them to the other Exactly. Well if Cuz that's that's the thing. In the Asian neighborhood the cops are actually Chinese, too. So then like you you tell on them and a Chinese guy comes out. >> [laughter] >> Cuz I feel like the Karen the stereotypical Karen is policing your own and then reporting them to the authority or the police that is outside. >> is them versus handling your >> That's what we need to do. We need to do it.

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