0:00 I was like why you make my egg roll crunchy is your m a rabbit cuz you're a Playboy bunny that's a good line kind she said he you're so funny I'm not trying to be funny my big booby little [Music] honey all right so dumb you've been a rapper for many many years now uh I wanted to see if you could rate the skills of uh this particular rapper that I have a video of okay and let me know where this guy fits on the scale can't wait for this oh my god dude I look at the time it was 8:45 A4 to 9 I the K and I saw the little they I what the hell you doing here we
0:52 sit why you got to play this [Laughter] stuff when was this when was this last week wait let me find the date that is 14 years ago 14 dude we're aing freshman I made that during Co dude I mean you look good bro you look like you haven't bro you haven't aged you haven't aged man for real you look the same you do look the same man what do you think man it's funny because that rap style still sound old for even then you know what I mean say he can't be king of the dot why is that is this not Grind Time
1:43 material it's actually long yeah two and a half minutes of reps like that's not short that's pretty good bro for for back then for you just how do you feel right now how feel can we tell Alex to like unpublish all these videos what is this what's this rap about I don't know I don't even remember what read some of the lyrics py like did you write the lyrics at the bottom what's the title called it's called ████ like the Wier oh I think I was here you go now you we can have it in a real good Cadence I think I was trying to explain like it's it's just a natural feeling can you can you read these two py like the Wiener is only half the story because if weener hate the ████ then
2:34 there will be no baby I like how you're like story and baby rhymes with this accident right yeah yeah yeah it both ends with a Y it must rhyme I don't know what's going on so TI oh my God so I was doing some cleaning in the office the other day you know you know what I found what I found some ████ ████ Uncle s of all things oh ████ Uncle Sam oh these are sick and way there's so many dude there's so many that's 13 g of protein I'm missing right you guys sell these right now or what we're going to there's hell dude those
3:25 are all yours like I thought we've been sold out for a long time since lost treasure dude there's there's enough for us to sell this limited time okay these are the original these are like over 14 years old when we got this made we all have the one eye stepen got the JK films and like we there's boxes back there snowboard season when we run out of this that's it so this is going to be available by the time this video goes out the link is in the description this is the final batch of these ever we're not going to make any more but yeah this is literally the original batch from back in the day we had it's covered in ████ dust it's like great sales aded you could you could wear these you could
4:15 wear these to your local diaper Spa dude we could we we could wear this where we go snowboarding yeah snowboard it's really warm it is actually pretty cozy yeah I've never I've never worn a hat that had these like flaps you know this company that uh that made it they're like discontinued the funny thing is Bart he designed this right to make it exactly the same hat that he had on and everyone was like yo where the ████ is the other eye my ████ is broken and when we purposely did it with one eye my ████ is broken yeah my s███'s G you know the story about these right yeah you told us like that you you like stole it from somewhere yeah so like you know you know when you're like in early High School like did you guys used to have like those Jack parties you just like a ████ let's go go to the store and just steal a bunch of I had a different kind of Jack parties Jackie puncture so
5:07 this was at Long Beach town center which is like uh border like right outside of citos and then we did school we went there and it was like maybe like eight of us or something or 10 of us and we just walked in sports Chet and then people were just jacking hoodies snowboard jackets or whatever and I don't know why there's this bare hat that caught my attention I'm like oh that's kind of tight so I I took it I put it uh in my crotch area and where the the nose was all when we left to the security they locked the doors cuz I think whenever one of my homies like try to pop the the sensor off it sent off a silent alarm oh wow so they stopped us like all of you guys come in the security room so like eight 10 of my homies we go into the security room where you see all the cameras and stuff they started patting us down everyone got caught except for me cuz they're not going to touch my balls and my dick or whatever you can't do that huh yeah so I left and I'm like oh ████ that was
5:58 ████ crazy I took it out and I stuffed it into my homies Muffler had like a ████ you know those civics or whatever I stuffed it in the back and I walk back inside and since then it's been like my like lucky hat cuz I was the only homie that didn't get caught when we started JK I was like we're trying to look as ridiculous as possible and I was like oh I got a crazy ass hat and then it by that time it already missed an eye and it had like you know these holes uhhuh these were actually tears in the Hat so we try to mimic it as oh you even mimic the imperfections we're try to make get as close to that one as possible and then Oh I thought they were for like sunglasses or some ████ it's they're ter this is sick cuz this is like a straight up like collector's item you know what I mean like I'm putting this in my podcast Studio oh whatever we have left that's it if it sells out we're not making any more
6:49 legendary this is classic dude it's the original one and in the story behind it the funny thing is we never released the real story behind why Uncle Sam has this so Uncle Sam the character and Uncle chin we're like the L we're brothers right uhhuh and um our parents abandoned us at a theme park okay that's why we're we're we're kind of orphaned and the last thing that Uncle Sam got was this as a gift from his parents our parents right and so he holds on to it cuz it's the last thing that he has and that's why he's always wearing it that's why it's like got missing an eye it's all ████ oh the eye broke dude what the ████ with the other one yes wait did did it I got to S it back on it fell off yeah careful with the eyes that's
7:40 how original it is these are very old so uh make sure to be careful with it if you guys buy it you might lose an eye don't lose the other eye like Joe just did we're so good at ad these are cool though no these are really these are really funny lyrics When when read as text it's even funnier you read it it then okay I don't want to hear it anymore give us the best line what's your favorite line here's one here's a good one I was like why you make my egg roll crunchy is your m a rabbit cuz you're a Playboy bunny that's a good line she said he he you're so funny I'm not trying to be funny my big booby little [Laughter] honey do you do you remember what inspired you to do this stuff I don't know dude we created like a whole world with
8:31 these guys cuz I remember the whole point of Us coming to America too was to like look for our family and all that ████ and like we could have made a whole ass movie behind it is it two verses or three it's two verses yeah how many verses are there two you have two verses full very full verses like this is a good line right about now my Wiener's hard as a rock she kept looking at my pants staring at my ████ so I jumped in her car we went to her home I want to take it slow I never done this before you but she but she's a dirty little hoe she already sucking the egg roll oh my gosh dude what a turn of phrase what a Storyteller I'm glad these are all still up though dude why you want to take them down Classics dude
9:22 it's a time capsule when we 2010 dude 2010 wow that's pretty crazy pull up some of dumb stuff n he just probably dope as far back as we can go man a lot of our fans that watch JK news they say like they still go back to just kiding films from time to time to just watch the classics that's tight yeah let's see if there what's the like the last comment that someone left okay the most most newest one three months ago still listening to this Banger 2023 hey 2023 and then right before that comment is seven years ago so who was that guy he went deep on this one yeah dud that's crazy wow he's going to buy the half or shirt of this guy yeah there's actually a couple comments of people asking for the hat so you guys are in luck that we found this um you
10:14 guys can get it now Link in the description box down below please support about how many of these do you think we have left I still have it at least one eye probably a couple hundred okay damn okay that's so make sure you do it quick cuz that's going to go it's going to be gone yeah if it's anything like the uh the limited edition shirt sales they're going to go quick so make sure you guys get them thank you ████ L winer's only half the story because if we hate the ████ then there'll be no baby [Music] now [Music]
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