0:00 thank you [Music] name the city where there is a fine dining Cafe for dogs Tokyo dude La for dogs isn't it Asia don't don't do that you're not yulin yes no I was like if that's a double entender like four dogs four dogs it's not a cannibal the park Silver Lake one of those special hipster places Portland you guys can do this really Florida sand frame guys oh Jesus epitome of straight up douchebaggery in
0:50 history is that the mecca though all of the wrong problems people with seven messenger bags on I feel like Silver Lake is not even that hipster like that no they're normies compared to just kind of our normies compared to that they have the uh enamel of hipster but they're not because San Francisco has turned into a tech City for me like it's changed from like the hippie hipster to like tech people that are really ████ rich but they pretend that they're only experiencing a mass Exodus of that right now yeah because well big time yeah well because they're getting fired well because silicon Valley's downsizing the companies are disappearing they're just leaving so now all the prices are up nobody to take their spots and all the Innovation isn't there now that they're all going to Austin is that true I think they're dispersing there's a lot of people are just nowhere to go like New York and Cali are losing people for sure good
1:40 good for the traffic huh yeah hey traffic by the way has been easy mode since I've been here which is really actually it's kind of crazy I like that yeah I like that okay so um let's talk about there are dogs and leather-lined booths right they there's a San Francisco Cafe just for dogs and on Sundays it offers a 75 tasting menu and since its debut in my modified for tasty 75 for tasting this one's a stupid ████ yeah how do you prevent one of your customer dogs from running across the table eating the food of another customer or beefing with the other booth and they're all fighting and eating each other and ████ each other's ████ going on dates and just ruining a bunch of swingers dude there's a lot of drama have you seen it dude have you guys been
2:31 to a ████ dog park and he's seen like what kind of ████ goes around over there there's always one ████ that like takes their dog off a leash but their dog is like super aggressive yeah and it gets in the other dog's face fine yeah it's like get the ████ out of here man and somehow he has a service dog service dog bro some of these dogs don't deserve their owners at all a golden doodle with a service dog vest on and says don't pat me the dog's like ████ jumping in my lap this is an ass though dude you can't ask come here yeah you can't be like provide the paperwork oh Chinese people will ask I try to go into restaurants and like is that uh and like oh yeah it's a service give me the paper and I'm like that's illegal technically illegal yeah it's illegal he goes I don't care no animal and I'm like ████ it's illegal but she's licking her lips can't even ask why you
3:21 can isn't it you can say like you can decline it if it if it prevents your service or business from being able to accurately like perform its tasks or something I don't think anyone is has more power than the Ada so the minute they're like oh you want you're not you don't want to be 88 compliant then they'll go report your ass because that used to happen to us and then we were like well let's check this out and it's we consulted to the Ada and they said oh so we didn't allow dogs um to be you can't you can't rent the photo studio to take dog photos but you can have your dog as emotional support or whatever if you need a service dog because that's okay yeah but then people would try to say oh I just need my five dogs with me and then they just take photos of the dogs on the sets and we're like Ada's like no you need to report that to us and we take their like but if you ask about like hey why do you
4:13 need this dog you can't ask why do you need this stuff yeah because that's illegal well are you depressed or something yeah you can't it's weird it's like you can ask but you can't say hey why do you need this dog and the answer will determine whether or not you get the service you can't do that you can just ask and be like oh what's up what's wrong with you what if they go like I put peanut butter I put peanut butter on my dick and it licks it off oh yeah you're like please get the ████ out of my stuff and he's like is that not a service animal hey Ada does want to know when people are abusing it because it does mess it up for people that really have actual service dog and there's a difference now there's emotional support yeah and then there's the actual service animal PTSD and most please people uh most places don't allow the emotional support one
5:03 anymore ninety percent of them are emotional support 90 I swear to God okay so there was a there was a a chef his name is Rami maserwa nailed it classic classical trained Chef started this Venture after burning out in fine dining kitchens humans he said could just never appreciate his art the way that dogs dogs be appreciating food humans could never appreciate his life sucks ass maybe he's like maybe I need to not season the food that I'll give to the dog dogs would be happy to eat like a rotten piece of meat that's been left for a ████ week covered in ants they'll be like ████ yeah and a ████ piece of rock that was attached to it the recent holiday prefix
5:53 menu commenced with an antelope heart Pate encased in a Tiffany blue box wow nobody cares about that which the dog delicately flicked away with his tongue oh don't give a ████ about the color of the box but yo Antelope ████ Pate you were he's you're killing it today thank you he's not going off script um he playing a straight man right now so usually he's actually reading the article today that's killing it you gotta get real information with this information I learned from CIS huh okay so he also he also um has this kibble that is garnished with a drizzle of olive oil some shaved Parmesan Parmesan or a Sprinkle of katsubiyoshi what the ████ wait no you don't nailed it just serving kibble on
6:43 top of as a garnish he said here's kibble and now they put some salt and pepper it's cable elevated think about kibble yeah and now elevator he's like I'm gonna I'm gonna open up this can of ████ pedigree and then head downstairs thank you and then just shave some black truffle on there 75 well I mean the second you say black Shuffle on anything that's what I'm saying worth it but like you're dealing with a good Super Bass that can't complain about it yeah also a beef liver flan what you like that that's kind of Thai with pumpkin pearls under an edible honeycomb cage it's not 75 TY but it's like tight like I would love to feed that to my cats right I think that is a cool idea though can I eat it too and then I we eat like we split the the meal you have to have a service animal vest yeah yeah oh you
7:34 have to worry you know what's I'm a service human I think this is gonna be ████ up because all it's gonna take is like one dog to get maybe like a stomachache or just not sit well with the food because you know some certain dogs yeah bro like those two happy dogs because dogs parents are like they don't ████ around businesses are just like dude it's always going to do amazing yeah just sell some bones by the way they're they're water has cucumber slices in it wow I don't know if dogs will like that would they I don't think they will some dogs don't like ice water but some dogs love it you know sometimes I really hate humans dogs like sometimes drink water with their own poop in it yeah like you see the dog park it's like humans are ████ dumb dude dude there was that why because we've been on inventions like this yeah like we put
8:25 our own stuff we put our they think you're gems down dog look at your gym is dumb humans another Chef he thinks your ideas don't no no I think humans are dumb because we put our expectations on animals and animals have their own expectations um humans can edit animal expectations that's true they perceive it however they want to pursue I think my dog needs shoes now all of a sudden all that when you fix on animals anthropomorphosis yeah is it adamors [Laughter] to dogs that nurse yeah dude pretty ████ funny dude I love anything dogs really me too but this is too much you know it's a crazy coincidence uh this one time I was with Redfoo at Coffee Bean we were in the Hollywood one he runs into people all the time that just have long
9:16 conversations with him he just continues the conversation he just loves doing that but this one day it was these three guys and they started talking about business and they were like hey we got three business ideas we want to run them by you just get your opinion what you think sounds good yeah and then they name like these two uh things I forgot the third one sounded cool and who was like he's like yo that's the one like that's really great like a year later we run into these guys again at the lobby of some building we were doing like a TV show pitch and they were in the lobby right and they're like yo it's us like we talked to you we got our business going everything you know what the business was it ended up taking that whole first floor of this building in Hollywood it was wag no way with the pet store the pet everything they do like they walk your dog now they have pet hotel all that stuff right these three dudes made one holy ████ yeah it was the trippiest red Foods just like ████ pitching it's
10:07 just like like a shark tank in it yeah it was wonderful they weren't asking for money they were just like hey what's your opinion I'll give you a royalty deal I'll give you a royalty it's like so sick to just like see these guys and it was like a year later yeah yeah they went up to him to just like like talk and stuff and shoot the ████ and they want to shuffle yeah they just got into that whole thing and then and then seeing their that was their first office it was already gigantic and they were like yeah we're gonna try to expand into into SF all this stuff we're like dude this is gonna totally kill good for that yeah so this guy this chef says his his tasting menu is a journey a journey of flavor is he trolling all dogs want to do is smell other dogs asses and eat random Pizza not cold yeah
10:57 I think this guy like really loves dogs and loves animals probably she doesn't know ████ about dogs but but yeah that's the other that's the flip this was just guessing and ████ he's probably just blowing smoke up his own ass he says that his dogs which this triggered me too their names are grizzly and Luna ████ Grizzly I would hate that I don't like the name Grizzly that'll be a terrible crypto coach um are now his primary taste testers and he samples all the dishes himself as well there's no seasoning no aromatics he samples them himself yeah but the food isn't made for the human palette he says yeah it's made for dogs if they were selling this for like 25 bucks though or 20 bucks oh yeah this is fresh like I would totally bring my animals there you know what I mean you bring your cat sir absolutely and my and myself I'll probably eat it [Music]
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