0:00 [Music] welcome back to careful boys everybody where we are currently off the record so hopefully we stay off the record with this next prompt we're about to do and anthony goes first like always so go ahead what's the problem yeah he goes first i'll be good and then we have no time left we go the question is no nick's first would you rather ████ your mom or ████ your dad where am i ████ them anthony will you please start it off you're the one that brought the question up it's a joke man we have to keep it equal we have to keep it equal so it has to be buttholes of both we said that was a great idea let's do it buttholes of both would you butt wrap your dad or your mom it has to be equal you're it you're in a hostage situation let me just play rock paper scissors with nick and then whoever loses goes first no you're a hostage i feel like he's the
0:51 other ████ of the room wait but he doesn't have an answer prepared and he's not the number one guy you're number one on the contrary give the variables and everybody has to play by the same rule okay same rules go ahead hostage situation the crazy hostage guy is like you have to ████ one of them and once you're done with ████ one of them all three of you go all three of you go but if you don't i kill all three of you fine you ready i'd ████ my mom because i'm not gay you know what i'll do one better i'd ████ my dad because there's no way i'm gonna have sex with my mom no ████ woman in the butthole yeah no ████ way what if your mom's like i need dick you won't do your mom in the butt ████ my dad you won't do your mom in the butt no we wouldn't even ████ hook your mom up a little bit i'm not
1:42 crossing that line wait is this really the prompt are we really going to do this your turn anthony no anthony has to go let's go anthony the ball is your court now me and steve answer your third on the call okay can i make it one degree worse the hostage guy when he makes that announcement of what he's going to do your mom and dad aren't in the room so they don't know why you're trying to ████ them yeah okay that's actually really good that's crazy yeah all right anthony go because it's too easy if your mom and dad are there if my mom and dad are there my dad would go my dad would just go ████ me i get it yeah yeah yeah let's save mom ████ the way i'm ████ like but in this situation where they have no clue why you're getting all touchy-feely weird that's ████ funny so your first so in this fill in the blank worksheet anthony question number one you have to say which one it is yeah and then question number two you have to talk to whichever parent in vietnamese and we have to know how you explain it to them that you're gonna ████ don't make it so real you're making it so real right now and
2:33 we get to use declarative statements declarative statements things that could be easily snipped and taken out of context such as i anthony lee of kenji's shut the door don't bring my last name into it like that don't do that makes it you're making it too real because yourself question one question you know the parameters ████ you guys walk us through it no you just suggested this is the answer okay fine ████ uh you got to pick who and how how you got to say how i thought you said it has to be in the butt well no how are you going to get him to do it how are you going to get you oh they didn't ████ explain how they're gonna seduce their parents hey guess what i'm holding my dad down dude that's it and you can send this video to my dad and
3:23 he'd understand yeah you understand and you could you my dad will pay for the patreon subscription to see this video no matter what i say you're gonna ████ hammer down on me we won't we won't this is a safe place safe space you prom you're answering right after okay i was gonna answer before you [Laughter] um realistically it's probably uh it's disgusting uh mom she's hot as ████ huh why your mom why do you think she's more likely to buy into it why would you why your mom instead of her dad that's a good question yeah dude just answer the question don't make it what's your answer man they're asking you a question are you calling me the king of deflection dude you are deflecting so hard right it's a good thing to deflect you ████ oh that's true that is true that's a good one i don't know maybe it's the oedipus complex where it's like there's there's
4:14 more of a joe's face he's like you're making it so real the more he hesitates the more he's putting it ugh it's too serious yeah it's getting too real now fuchsia's commentary he who hesitated this is a guy who jerks it to girls with huge ████ that come to the ceiling and he's judging you dude you guys are ████ ripping the walls of my moral code down every day so oedipus complex keep going yeah dude i mean if anything you know what i mean like you're freudian if anything it's more likely that women have taken it in the butt than you know what i mean my straight mama your mom actually don't you say women are you wearing airships ████ your mom or not i think this is just a good question we got to promote the air sessions dude honestly this is horrible
5:04 to bring nike to this like that you get you get your mom you warm up some kid's a bag yeah what color way would you wear joe what's your answer yeah i thought we were gonna ████ move out it's like the ████ five minute part of the video we haven't even ████ talked about anybody else you guys you suggested this prop dude we're just jealous of all your products we don't have problems oh man i don't have that many products which kitchen would you eat afterwards jealous it's terrible because you're not only having to choose which one but you're also outing which one's more ████ yeah like which one will actually stop making it more real joe that's cause you're thinking about desire i know immediately who i'm gonna ████ yeah i'm gonna hate ████ the ████ out of my dad's ████ that's what i'm saying thank you joe that's a good answer i'm gonna give him a lot of pain you know he's not gay it's just it's a power con and what a great way to save his life while you're doing it and that's 37 years of build up in that answer right there and i'm not even trying to do it but the ████ torture guy's like you
5:55 better do this or else i'm gonna ████ kill you and i'm like well you know i'm gonna ████ preserve the ████ out of my mom where do you where do you go where do you go mentally in order to like get it hard yeah oh they give us viagra aren't they gonna give us viagra i don't know i can hard pretty easily but do you think do you think that do you think the torture guy will be a little bit disturbed by joe's quickness to want to ████ be like all right my dad [Laughter]
6:48 and then the thumbnail the thumbnail is the air sessions and it's a picture of anthony lee biting his lip line why i want to ████ my mom anthony and center for 13 reasons why you won't believe number three you won't believe number three in hindsight you guys are going to know the ████ reason this channel is still alive is because of me the leader of the king the leader of the kingdom mr wanted a ████ mom you gave the great idea look anthony you're the star you want to hear it you guys telling me so hard literally my revenge is going to be ████ all your parents go ahead and try it have you ever just been in a classic video before that's me right now this is what it feels like i'm in a classic video this is what it feels like right now community classes none of this will be possible without anthony lee wow for
7:38 real can you stop saying my full name hey what's your middle why the ████ would that happen why are you saying he's a star so i got to say his whole name anthony let's move on to ryan copperito over here no harrison ford yeah i get it yeah tom cruise tom cruise anthony lee exactly yeah can we just move on everybody needs a fair chance to speak last question okay how about we guess each other because i want to help you i want to help you i know you're literally the worst no because anthony i know you're in a tough time even when the cameras are off you're asking questions like these no no because you're because you're in a tough situation and i feel bad for you now everyone's in the same situation no but you're you're the one that's stuck yeah yeah because because he's like oh ████ my mom or my dad man that sucks right like you're pick between two people that you don't want to let's throw your sister in there if there's three of them now you have more choices so you're not
8:30 so in the corner you have more avenues would you still pick your mom you want to ████ the ████ out of or would you bend your sister over or would you missionary dad which one hey let me just make it real easy for you would you kiss your sister while you ████ your mom god i'm straight in the face you guys exactly kiss that was so perfect that was that was that was really so good round of applause for anthony wow that was so good all right please stay tuned we're about to go to an ad but please buy this product [Music]
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