0:00 [Music] this news just came in in the middle of us filming but after 70 years on the throne queen elizabeth has passed away at the age of 96. 70 years 70 is she the longest serving monarch yeah 70 man that's classy classy yeah classy so she she she started in her twenties then huh yeah she just like shook down that would be 96-70 wow that's the kind of commentary that we get on this show we do the math for you that's right we're very political here we get it yeah he's like we understand there's a knife through the lung i think he might be dead
0:51 didn't she like just so the the new prime minister just got sworn in right and then the queen was involved in that i saw a picture of that wow you know a lot about this i'm actually pretty ignorant with royal family stuff me too yeah we all should be though right i don't know how the system works and it does nothing for me it's it's ceremony mostly right so the queen like is there as a ceremonial like passing of the torch she's part of like that process like just just to do it like for photos and stuff and it's important i guess for the culture over there i don't really know it's tourism does something crazy happen now that prince charles is the king of england oh so he's the new dog i think he gets his face i'm not kidding on all the new bank notes what so they're going to take out all the elizabeth well no they don't take them out but i think the new ones will have prince charles's face on them that's weird oh and then they'll take the old ones out of circulation over time i don't know about that is that the only thing that comes with being king i think they get tonight it's a branding they did lose hella power
1:43 they lost helipower i think they do a lot of like events yeah what about like if you're going to be a sir dj that'll be so sick don't date the sword yeah they do the night that's you're right yeah they knight people well when's the last time someone got knighted oh it happens all the time yeah they do like movie stars didn't like bear girls get knighted or something i think jessica alba got an added dude kristen crook did dave christopher dame jessica alba yeah i wouldn't be surprised did you know that there's people that refuse being knighted i didn't think that was even a thing and that metal as hell that's pretty tight though i want to get knighted who refused it people that don't want the responsibility and all that things that come with it what comes with it no they're anti-monarchy so they're like oh they don't okay like the imperialist stuff but what about prince andrew the
2:33 most famous royal the greatest royal he's the greatest i'm like sweaty andrew what makes him the greatest why is he your favorite you know just because his you know ties with epstein you're a fan of that but what happens to him like does he does he not get a shot at the throne i don't think he's next in line yeah it goes in order yeah is he anywhere in the top five he would have to do like a like a 16 team parlay and just just really run the table you'd have to you'd have to run the ████ table you know so yeah does that mean so when you said they have limited power now what what do they have power to do like what would king charles be able could he just make these outrageous laws out of nowhere no they don't it's all ceremonial yeah they don't have anything like that wow dude what is scam the wrong
3:23 taxpayer money to preserve this historical living piece so it's like funding a road at least believe it or not museum basically got it hey dude but they have their own royal guard or whatever that protects their own home their own house so that's kind of that guy have any martial arts training at all hell no no they're just standing there dude they got cool hats so let's say parliament reaches a standstill can they come and influence or even talk like when it's out of session and slowly coax things into oh you know what they can do is um they can give their blessing on the prime minister and ████ like that because recently liz told boris to resign she nudged them to resign so they kind of have lobbying power then huh they definitely have influence in some sense yeah influence yeah i mean the way that like kim kardashian has influence on trump right i think honestly i think
4:13 there is you can't really divorce politics from brandon marketing a celebrity it's like all one thing now but that's pre-diarrhea yeah i don't think she has that kind of influence now right that was kind of like her samson hair was like she has diarrhea diarrhea she is yeah but she passed the bar i heard yeah she yeah she did yeah she didn't pass no one took the test for her well i seem like she's isn't there like two different bars you have to take like the pre-bar and then the bar as far as i went to law school and in my time there was just one bar there's a bar you take for california for every state right and so maybe that's like if you want to practice in new york after this like you have to take it again for the new york law what would be the easiest state west virginia oh there are easy states um yeah i think once you and really what that means is
5:04 that there's so many lawyers in these particular regions so yeah i'm sure if you go to like montana it's probably pretty easy to pass the bar so if i if like you were in trouble and i was like don't worry i'm a lawyer got my degree in north dakota yeah you're going to be like oh ████ well like that i think you'd be just as versed in like federal law but yeah maybe more of the local law i don't know what type of law was it that you got into anywhere that you wanted when you go into what i wanted to get into i went to school because i was like heavily involved in activism at the time like in when i was in high school and so i thought i was going in for more like public interest humanitarian uh oriented work and by the end of it i was looking more like intellectual property like trademark because i started my brand and then i was curious about that side of things you found where the money was brothers on dude it's actually very you're
5:54 talking to a real real every lawyer who goes in with good intentions at some point in the middle is just like they're saddled with that and then they're like i can't make a living being this kind of a lawyer i need to work for a firm how do i beat larry h parker like he's about to die soon right but i think i want to take the next monarch yeah because the new guy is the accidente guy the spanish guy and larry's been doing commercials with his son now yeah there's two of them doing in the commercial accident this guy no no no you know he's like the mexican larry yeah yeah it has like a squad now yeah there's i've seen there's like multiple it's like a justice league of larry parker and you know he's have you seen these cats in vegas though like i was watching the super bowl and there's this guy who's like he's a lawyer but he ████ loves himself right so you guys probably saw this ████ i know bart's probably seen this ████ but
6:45 like this is a lawyer like wears armani suits and he gets out of like really expensive cars that he rented for this for the commercial and he and like all of his like ████ billboards around town are basically like we win but it's like you could you can oh yeah i've seen that guy no this guy it just makes you realize like man i'll be spending a lot of money for this guy to like make himself look tight around town like that's what that's what i think about when i see his advertisements i don't think he's funding his image yeah you're finding his image it doesn't seem like he's going to do a good job for me at all right well it's all marketing he's gonna spend it on gucci shoes california has what sweet james have you ever seen that guy sweet james yeah he sounds like he's like the the modern larry h park guys like he's just like a cool like better call saul looking yeah he's a suave guy but his name is sweet james sweet sweet or jacob and ronnie oh yeah oh the persians there's a lot of
7:36 good persons jacob armani is a big one he's always at the laker games has boxes and stuff like he has jingles on power 106 and yeah wow do you guys think prince charles right now is kind of like you know he's been waiting for this moment like finally we're gonna get to see some ████ but that was old too how old is he he's like 70. what does he look like and why does it sound so much more threatening when it's king prince yeah when it's like queen elizabeth you're like oh it's endearing you know it's like oh for the queen but now it's like oh it's for the king it seems i don't know i mean there's so many movies and tv shows about the queen and the like the queen always almost seems like the bigger villain like the villainous you know disney movies it's always just like the evil the evil queen yeah yeah yeah right that's charles barkley oh my god that is
8:28 [Laughter] you know queen victoria she it was a movie about queen victoria in an indian servant and they had a little bit of a like thing going on once again joe probably half watched this movie was doing something yeah he's like yeah they were like hanging out and then you turned it off for spaceship hawaiian ████ airlines i landed early i see daddy looks ████ up yeah not prince the f or phil he killed diana remember yeah that's right yeah phillip died recently right yeah a couple months ago yeah do you think this has anything to do with the passing of the queen no because he could have been king but she never ████ let him be it she was like oh man i loved him so much he passes now i'm gone she could have made him king yeah you know she was 96. he's always been a prince she never gave her power
9:18 here's a question how long do you think she's been dead for oh that's the real question what's your guess i think it's probably been at least a few days really they're not gonna announce it at the same time that it happens right they need to get a lot of things in order do you think they can keep secrets though what if it leaked i think so i don't know well all the families started moving in today like they started making the pilgrimage and so i think this has been in the you can't just do this because they shut the entire region down right like the entire nation goes down and so there's a lot of procedure involved yeah we all know if they if all i do is tell meghan markle's and then everyone's gonna know i have blabber mouth oh i've been reading those british taboos i know everything about megan yeah where does meghan markle stand in all this what's her deal she's part of the family she's part of uh she's prince harry's uh wife
10:08 but then they denounced she's part of the expose of the family yeah right yeah they are kind of i saw this meme of uh pierce morgan coming up with ideas on how to blame it on meghan markle that's so great what were some of the ideas no it's just like it's like the media yeah the media they don't hate everybody they hate her so they take every little thing and they make it how mega marco sucks in some way that's interesting though if if if they needed time to like 100 i don't think we would be finding out at the same time that prince charles would be fine like there's no way oh yeah right like i think that makes no sense we're important too though yeah that's what they need to do prince charles actually knew that that princess diana died before she died which is kind of which is pretty good too it works on both sides i mean i was in london in early in the summer and they were thinking that do
10:58 you remember even back then they thought she had already died and so i mean maybe she's been gone a lot longer because people haven't seen her in a very long time but she did just take a picture with the new pm yeah audition that was like last week or some ████ you guys do you guys think this is very kim jones and she was she was in a rose uh she was driving a raindrop remember that one it was pretty ████ funny yeah oh yeah video of her going around driving yeah so do you guys think it really happened at 9 10 and then they announced it yeah yeah they had to keep a lid on for a little while dude it's not bad they need to do that for like philly before the eagles win the super bowl again it's just like barricade everything and they go all right eagles won ████ everything up no ████ though they really do they need to like get their telephone poles like really drilled into that into that ground do you guys see that ████ well they
11:49 philly fans are ████ nuts bro they were they were hey they were climbing telephone poles like ████ swinging from them and ████ and throwing batteries from his stuff what batteries that's so funny to imagine a city running that procedure right we're gonna deepen every pole by eight feet you have to what are you guys doing move along it's like hmm something seems to be going on near the stadium the eagle's gonna win these holes are getting pretty deep yeah i tried to buy batteries today they're all gone couldn't buy any batteries at all [Music] you
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