0:00 most hookers are going to end up ghosts they get brutally murdered so doesn't every hooker kind of become a ghost if that's the rule if they were servicing a drama they didn't get to finish that's unfinished business if they didn't complete their job is that that's probably why they're still on Earth [Music] a Texas homeowner says that makes a claim that hooker ghosts have taken over her rental property she's probably right what happens God dang hooker ghosts yeah you don't know Steve when you're a person that has experienced ghosts when you hear this claim how accurate do you think she is I think it's 100 accurate yeah because you believe all people would go but do you think hooker ghosts are like wanna have a good time and they're still trying to hook while you're like I do think that really
0:50 they're probably all dressed up like a you know so you don't have to work the streets no more you're a ghost this woman her name's Linda Hilt she's the owner of Hill House Manor by the way does that sound haunted to you guys it sure does it also sounds like a brothel Hill House Manor Hill House Manor sounds like a brothel anything with the manor yeah for real what about Wayne Banner Wayne Manor sounds like a brothel yeah oh yeah it sounds haunted too this just sounds like a husband's stretched lie that went way too far and she's believing him and she's like oh he said it was hooker ghosts it wasn't hooker well let me tell you what happened listen my husband's not cheating on me he's just ████ ghosts all day yeah no they want to ████ him okay so this one this woman her name's Linda Hill she is taking a shower and all of a sudden she hears someone say looking good oh I thought she's like she's like I
1:42 thought it was my husband looking good he and I are the only ones in the house is that cool are you sure it's not a taco boy oh ████ that's not a hooker that's a John hahaha she hears she's yeah I'm a hook I'm a hooker ghost yeah that too no so she goes identified himself she um she says you know she got she was scared but then she's like oh thank you and then she asked him what he'd been doing that day and they had a conversation and then he left okay behind the curtain or what it was like while she's in the shower behind the shower curtain yeah yeah she had a conversation she didn't open and be like who ████ is there she didn't it wasn't her husband so she just was like oh let
2:32 me just have a conversation with somebody yeah at Hill House Manor and at what point does she decide it's a hooker and not and not a John well they claim she claims that they have already been experiencing these hooker ghosts and she actually and no because she says you better not be making a hooker party I'm not making enough that's the best part of this whole ████ article I'm going to try to make this article work around that she she she says in this interview she says we've got kids she says we we have different types of ghosts we have kids we've got old people old guys and we've got hookers of course of course yeah you can see it right here it says that right correct it does no it doesn't say that so one one time it was a family house another time it was just old people and it was just like a brothel at one time you don't know you never know you buy a
3:23 house you don't know what happened before you ever thought you ever think about all the generations that lived before you in that house and in the lives that they had yeah hookers that lived in our house before us I think about that because sometimes I go did they argue a lot in this house like and are the arguments stuck in the wall isn't it like okay correct me if I'm wrong but with ghosts that like stick around is it like that uh Telltale old age thing about um they have unfinished business so they stay in uh the Mortal realm type ████ you know what I mean figure out whoever that's the best selling argument yeah well that means that whoever lived in Hillhouse Manor Back The Day He was like ordering some hookers I mean they ████ killed him which is why they're stuck there right but why are the hookers so nice like my whole thing is like so they're complimenting her they say that as they rent this place out
4:13 male renters [Music] um have also told her that they felt someone like stroking their face in the night stroking their arm they're still working in their afterlife yeah yeah why are they complaining about it sounds nice I wouldn't mind living in a house with hooker ghosts yeah someone struck my hair every once in a while that's nice you might wake up to a ████ or something maybe not that much but like you know you wake up being robbed and then you're just like wait where's my wallet hooker ghost floating around in front of your face where's my ████ hooker goes slow dude remember in Ghostbusters when uh remember when Dan aykwood is getting his belt undone by Ghost and the ghost goes down when I was a kid I didn't know what the ████ was going on yeah let me get
5:03 right and then yeah we get it now that though he was getting a ████ but he says that that was based on a real thing that happened to him in real life he got a ████ from a ghost Dan Aykroyd God can you imagine actually admitting that if that feels like anything what I know because it's like you're getting sucked by air yeah but think about it visually once you like bust a nut and then you just see the ghosts swallow your semen but it's just like traveling into like organs and then you see the intestines and stuff like that too but I don't know how it goes feel those are gross dude I don't either he and nobody and of course the host I think he was good or Joe Rogan or something but they didn't ask him like how does it feel get your dick sucked by a ghost I think Joe Rogan needs to ask the questions that people all want to know I know but Joe really just wanted to talk about DMT more Lex Freedom would have been like he
5:53 would have been like was it a pleasurable experience dude that's a perfect life yeah he's like were you in love love life laughter life a conversation with a hooker ghost [Laughter] that sounds like inside the actor Studio it always is like that with his cold opens his cold opens are like that I'm like I'm like this guy this guy's ████ intense bro I think most hookers are ghosts right most hookers are going to end up ghosts they get brutally murdered so doesn't every hooker kind of become a ghost if that's the rule if that's the rule if they have unfinished business if they were servicing a drama they didn't get to finish that's unfinished business I can't imagine most hookers that spend their life as hookers are gonna if they didn't complete complete their job is that that's probably why they're still on Earth
6:44 Purgatory am I right guys I'm just looking for come every time and so they're going like oh hi hi looking good I'm trying to get they're trying to go over to the other side that's why you know the compliments really helped that somebody didn't settle the check Colleen have you ever seen a ghost in real life only hooker ghost I wouldn't mind seeing a ghost if they look good yeah if they're hot right because in the movies they always look ugly they're always like all mangled and ████ apparently nobody stacked ever died nobody stacked ever died is that what you want to tell me yeah but then if they do they die they show up with their injuries and ████ isn't that stupid oh yeah they're like pretty right here and then they turn their face because like if you're a comeback and like take any form you
7:35 want like you they're you're a stupid ghost like you're seriously so dumb because like I would be whatever the ████ I wanted to be I don't think you get to come back as a god yeah that'd be cool yeah change your ████ Essence bro you gotta remember when like from According to Ghost Hunters and like Taps that's that's what I get all my ghost information from ghosts need to gather energy from electronic devices so they can only create so much energy dude so that's the only thing we don't have a lot of electronic devices laying around today's age where you know the EMP meters bro they're they're ████ they're not they're not hey we already know all the rules about goats and how they look is determined by the person that can see them at that moment that's not true bro no yay dude that's messy dude you're being messy do you guys know anybody
8:26 that can see ghosts at the casigos like you mean like at will yeah like like like the character in The Sixth Sense people people that openly say like oh I see spirits I immediately I immediately dismissed hey I go yeah because it doesn't seem like something you'd want like if you really experience that it doesn't seem like a flex yeah yeah Hannah sees them all the time really yeah she tells me she was like oh there's one right there she Flex in or she's just like no it's casual it's she's just been seeing it all her life is she like that guy doesn't even have a head she's like that one's got some Heavies she got some pelosis on her yeah yeah just all her life and I think it's like certain family members too they see it but then the way she explained the phenomena she's like yeah there's no way to really understand but in the way that she's accepted it is she believes like
9:17 time is kind of stacked right so what we're seeing is the residual of different time that you might see other people times ████ stuck yeah stack like the ghosts aren't we also a giant sphere propelling all throughout space and geographically nothing should be in the same spot could be huh overtime that's true explain that ████ and I only say that because that's that's because we're moving like this but going why like if it's each other why doesn't it go like this and it goes like ████ all that I only say that because that's that's the disprovement of why time travel can't be possible like Back to the Future because I was obsessed and I was like why can't that happen and people are like well that's because if you did jump through time you would just be in some other point in space and Earth would be all the way the ████ over there and I was like whoa no but wait wouldn't earth
10:09 like come back [Laughter] come back if you go back in time doesn't Earth come back so Earth is moving are you telling me that if I go back in time in your little scenario yeah the light would be different like the the the the way that the sun is hitting the Earth would be different well your you'll be stationary right so then the the Earth keeps moving like that so you'll be here when you reappear so there's the middle of ████ space floating basically that's why the worst movie you could ever make in a motionless Flat Earth coordinate yeah you would you could go back in time and be here five weeks ago but five weeks ago this wouldn't Earth wouldn't be in this spot yeah yeah but isn't that the idea of going back in time though going back to where Earth was five weeks ago yeah it goes where but then that wouldn't be time traveling that would also be space travel like you've got no benefit yeah because if there's the Sun and then the Earth it's going this way depending on the time of
11:00 the year too so if you're time traveling in that position and it's spring you're over here you appear here I got it travel in a spaceship then you're back in time now you just rock it towards the Earth boom easy money because that's how you know I'm like all right I'm gonna time travel right now back to five weeks ago I'm gonna be 50 miles away from Earth so I gotta plant this spaceship there right now no you travel in a spaceship dude that's your Uber back to Earth yeah exactly that's that's what Neil deGrasse Tyson I think said that and which which means that if you're seeing ghosts in the in a place that you live and they lived there before that that makes ghosts subject to the laws of gravity in which that would be weird right all right so why come I saw a shadowman yeah why come I saw a shadowman I thought we determined that he went to a
11:50 hole and he just went down a ladder afterwards it was just the ████ bellhop Hannah saw a shadow man at the Luxor yeah I don't believe you why you saw the shadow man uh it's my story it's my thing they happen at hotels a lot yeah man no so oh so she was it the same thing where it was the middle of the night like um early morning kind of thing no it was middle of the night and um she says they were watching us ████ and then she was just like I don't want to tell you because like you know it's kind of weird but it happens yeah okay do the ghosts give like two thumbs up [Laughter] he has a straight jacket on no like it's like it's the way you
12:40 explain it it's just a shadowy figure and then you do a double take and then they disappear yeah and then didn't you say you remember oh splattered yeah you're you're busting a nut out of it I said I was a spider no I was spotted upon he came on you ectoplasm not calm don't say dude as quoted by Steve he said yeah and afterwards I I was covered in ████ on my face and tits but now he's educated it's ectopus he was just drugged at the bar and a guy busted a nut on him but it was it was so much it couldn't have been just one guy that's why it was a ghost it was a traumatic experience for me it was a ████ surprise you guys should show some respect to Steve I'm glad I got to open up in this room it's always very nice because you're gonna ████ ████ all over the story so that reminds me of
13:30 when I talked about how a one-time uh a guy like put his hands on me like while I was asleep and then Bart's like did it feel good what's the story oh yeah the guy a guy put hands on me while I was asleep one time like like he like molested wait there's a true thing yeah yeah put Handsome when when you were a kid no I was like I was like a full-grown man I was like ████ 23 years old we're talking about ghosts or a real person no real person like a dude like a dude I was at I was uh I was crashing it was like me and my cousin and we had all gone out with like this work buddy of mine um and then he put hands on me like in the middle of the ████ early morn and I was like yo what the ████ I'm like so it didn't feel good so exactly that that was like one of my when I you know I wasn't like a regular on JK yeah but I remember I remember saying that and part
14:20 was like did it feel good yeah and like how fast can you heal right dude the darkness ever it's the best way to heal it really is laughter is the best medicine that is like Neosporin to the soul [Music]
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