0:00 anybody could come here right now grab this and do some voodoo on me if you're just tuning in and you're like Joe what the hell happened to your hair well watch the first video we just started the JK Barber Shop everybody styled me up it's looking kind of sweet right and now it's subin's job to give me a makeover good luck dude hell's that practic I don't know what he's going to do this here feels so light do you guys ever wonder what humans did without scissors I just wanted to see if I can operate with long hair we got to be aliens or something because this is so inefficient like having long hair what are we going to do we can't Hut okay like a wolf has everything that they need they come out of the wolf and then they can just live but they're licking themselves over and
0:50 over and then they shed they seasonally shed yeah but what about us how is it supposed to be because I I was trying to chop some Tomatoes the other day the hair is in my face I'm like I got to wear a hair tie well first of all those C men ain't chopping Tomatoes either I don't know they might be like putting rocks together or something and then they're like got to put the hair out of the way good point I can't believe we made it this far as a species can I exist with Tarzan hair it's hella inconvenient now I know what girls feel like when they wash their hair hey do you uh do you do you yell and like Hannah sits on your hair we'll be laying and I'm like ah my hair my hair have you ever got your hair stuck on something that's the worst bro you ever had your hair so long went when you're sweating and you're trying to take a shower and you realize your hair is between the butt crack oh God my hair grew pretty freaking long you know what I'm saying it was kind of down to by your butt you ever have no toilet paper
1:41 and you're like all right so it's going to be Barber Shop JK Barber Shop no move where you're going to be in the same situation we should have filmed this at an actual barber shop and you guys should have just been standing there while we talk together cuz like JK news is like a barber shop where we just talk all day oh I always wanted to be a freaking Irish Thug then you could finally meet Hannah's parents yeah they accept you yeah let's all do it damn it's crazy you can tell that Joe's hasn't cut in so long because of the tan of the skin look at it from this side that's such a nice like it goes with your shape Nic it's not even you could even it up get a roll of cigarettes I feel like we're watching like a when you when you get a tattoo cover up can subin fix it we should do a tattoo cover up together and we all just do like different ways we can cover up the oh no and like just make it our own dude this feels so good I haven't had a haircut in 2 three years it's going to look good dude nice cuz I remember when I had shoulder length hair and I would roll
2:32 with like Nick and them like to retie it all the time what about love making does it get in the way in love making no I tie my hair up before I give hand Ryan you cut hair too no yeah but he's better than me at cutting other people's hair I cut my own hair really well but other people's hair my own hair too the the miror technique you cut your own hair but then for other people it's like when you tie a tie for someone else was the first you gave yourself and what was the look you were trying to get what was the going I was just trying to do a gangster fade like a normal but then I I I couldn't get this part straight so it look like a NASDAQ I I faded with my left hand too I was I was actually prepared to go full Bal cuz I thought you guys were going to me up so hard no that wouldn't be nice just the right amount where it still looks ridiculous but it's not like completely nuked the bangs was the best
3:23 part the bangs probably was my favorite that was the climax it happened ear yeah and the fact that the back was short yo that looked like Dora the Explorer man did I should have kept that hey what do you think Hannah's going to say does she have any preference going into this she likes long hair yeah yeah so she's going to be pretty fun she's just not going to get the foreplay of the hair tiing she never she never dated you when you had short hair nope oh I think Hannah doesn't get so horny yeah she's getting boned up I think Hannah if you're watching this you better get ████ horny for this guy he worked really hard for this haircut we're all shaking yo dude so horny I should show in a pey Blinder suit see look at this brother hey dude I mean how often do you get surpriser like that it might be worth doing I I only have like those Tu like wedding suits D go to fire tuck they got one in white yo he's this in a suit that you take her to a date you take her to ████ Roy
4:14 Cuisine have a nice night out hul I should huh I was kind of like a sucky husband I um I didn't really plan on her birthday well so I think I got to make it up yeah this is what we got to make up yeah I got to show up with the roast yeah safety right away you oh yeah yeah what job don't you ████ do man regular ones sub has hella jobs I feel like every dude in Hawaii like got five jobs your hairline is is very impressive your still looks like it's like a young hairline yeah what does what do where is the hairline front part when you get older usually starts going backhead turns into a five head well I started with a two head so now I'm a three head it's kind of like it's it didn't used to be this high oh like it's thinning out yeah it didn't used to be that high have made Joe do like old school ████ Samurai haircut that's what I was going
5:04 for with the long hair yeah yeah then you like this yeah yeah I don't think they did that that much back then me and uh Tao do like fake UFC at home and I'll get into like a stat after this and be like who do you think you are Frank Dukes Frank Dukes did you not explain to him the whole like Frank Dukes is a fraud not yet not yet oh that that's like Santa Claus I can't that's rough I can't I'll explain on Santa Claus but Frank got to be real the Santa Claus reveal is coming before Frank Dukes no Frank duk got to be a real I mean if you think about it right Kum is a Japanese word why the ████ would that be in Hong Kong I like when you text Gio ████ randomly and she just goes what the ████ I sent it to Gio the first when Joe still look like a medieval pant and Jo was like thank God it does feel so much more lighter going to freak out when they see oh yeah soon
5:55 as my hair grows out in the sides I feel like I look like a monkey so I got to shave it monkey you think it's your hair that makes you look like that no it's you know it's just like everything else it's yeah it's got to beir because otherwise it's just blobfish no I think it's the sides of your hair I love that question you think it's just the hair that makes you look like you don't think it's the fact you're always standing like this and ████ I'm always scratching my head T mom is always like this ████ can't sit still he's always itching himself oh are you yeah I'm always like that since I was a little kid I was like we all just go to that place and get a test as soon as you brought that up I was like I'm going to make an appointment cuz I feel like my brain changed I feel like I'm more calmer than I used to be cuz your skin is so light underneath from your tanning your fade looks even cleaner yeah you
6:46 know what I mean yeah you can see like the gradulations I like to see ████ block my cut I wanted to give him basically a zero as well and just buzz some stuff and then he like no no no no he made me put the three on Anthony was going to sabotage I was going make you look so hip-hop and cool sub's he was trying to ████ fade my eyebrows subin was just scared that he couldn't fix it cuz he's an average Barber right after that you take out the ████ liner which is going straight into his scalp and then this guy's just full on shaving everything on the back the bottom cuz I knew he could zero it anyway no no no no no no no you should have trusted me soon got to earn my trust again I'm not going to sit on the same side of was going to break rules and shave my pubes and my eyebrows and then Hannah would have been so horny going to make your dick look bigger it does make it look it's just math guys basic math I seriously want to know how long it's going to take to get back to
7:36 shoulder length from here he's an artist man he's expensive too he's a ████ how much you charge 50 oh if I pull up yeah it's like 100 is most of your clientele still like stunt guys yeah Joe looks like the Brad Pig guy from uh the movie Fury throw your mustache out with his hair it's going to match nice as long as I don't look like a Japanese Imperial Army man that's just default you know makes me want to grow my hair out subin you know this is going to get you so many business and you're going to open up subin's uh Barber Shop cuz they're like oh I saw what you did to Joe's hair from Geek to Chic man queer ey for the ugly guy you're like the gay hairdresser that's straight come on man that's straight I said that's straight oh that's straight just hairdresser he got gay skills the gay skills are through the roof the big difference though the big difference is the speech beforehand
8:27 Su just got to give a speech he's got to be like okay what I see right is what we're going to do is we're going to bring it down here and we're going to give you a lot of confidence chocolate butterscotch chocolate butterscotch butterscotch let's put a dead animal on you it's not racist if it's unintentional then it's just ignorance right racism is with hate no we should just call ourself ignorant news and then be ████ I think we like my grandma stereotyping is fine I think she's ████ racist yeah cuz data almost there might as well get our steps in now since we're going to have a short lunch in order to meet this quota huh guys Asians are the most racist people but not in the way you think they're racist what does the baby powder do gets all the little small ones out well cuz it's like he's a little oily still so oh I put um coconut oil on my head yeah so all the hair is just going to want to stick but with the baby powder it just comes right off honestly that's my favorite smell at the barber shop I thought you put it on your hand before
9:17 you slap somebody with it can Indian Street vendors that s███'s crazy just goop scoop that one guy that always talks about goop scoop or that one dude that just be sitting there with his feet out sou keeps like falling on it oh there's a guy that like mixes it and he'll taste it and then he keeps seasoning and he his hand keeps going in the big pot he'll taste it and then every all the dudes surrounding him are acting like it's okay it's okay I mean if that's how you roll it is okay I guess that ████ just looks crazy from here they probably got the craziest immunity huh for sure dude they're probably never getting sick the disease go into their body and then die yeah I never see Indian guy with Co nope yeah I never heard of that never did retes get Co I think you did I fisted Hannah I suck on her whole feet the you fisted her W yeah and I get I could get down to my elbow it's called a beef
10:08 wellington no I call her my British puppet Beef Wellington coron Ram like that's not a beef wellington to you don't they have this thing called meat pie in the UK y yeah meat pie you don't like meat pie like a like a shepherd's pie hey there's an Australian Cafe right next to you Su that they have them and they're so good they got four kinds of beef a fan of savory pies yeah none of that creep pie stuff is that savory cuz mine is Savory you guys know like um the way they eat fries they don't use ketchup they use mayonnaise right but also they pour like malt vinegar and salt all over it and I used to look at that and go that's nasty but now that's all I do Anthony can you still do any flips my we's not bad sh looks crazy it looks so big can you cartwheel I
10:58 cartwheel w oh I don't know if I can do the other way now I feel nervous hey that's pretty good oh hey I think I pull someone he walk on hands wow watch watch your hand there a be pretty long I don't think I can walk on my hand that's pretty good go hey do you suck at that you kind of suck dude what you guys are like pretty dud your turn Anthony you're the break yeah I'm hella weak hey that's pretty good oh so you balance first that's actually good Anthony the hell PR good you're a circus man you point your toes up like a gymnast's ████ hell look good fool that's good I can't do that so the trick
11:49 is you got to stabilize first and then why do you know why are you still so good at that why you practice that ████ how do you guys get to the handstand level do you have to practice with a wall or do you just do it legs dude like that do you do that yeah I I like this view no no no no pick upb so vulnerable a vulnerable position 69 R put your hands down I can't hold you it's a vulnerable all right there thank you dud that's such you ████ Tu I was like no no no if you tbst on me I'll sell it and the Sun is bro come on can I look at it I thought I thought brought who
12:39 brought the jail I thought I brought the jail I want to be a dictator but there's no more countries to kind of take apparently a bunch of people are leaving Haiti and going to Springfield good that's clean all right let's go do you want to keep that little no I leave leave oh ████ that oh left the tail that's sgv of you honestly it looks better with the tail you ████ now you now you got to shave the whole all right can I look at it now yeah all right all right oh shoot yeah man good job what the hell my boy gang gang hey you guys want to buy a house want to buy a car that's crazy myy G gang I never had a fade in like 5 years dud that's a long time that's crazy I can't believe how much you fixed it dude that was such garbage looks clean I did it I had a
13:31 haircut finally get a haircut you don't have to stall it that's just regular that's without any product wow I'll just put coconut oil cuz when you get in Hawaii the the salt water it's going to make your hair look nice boy thank you sub hey go inside and look at it look at in the mirror again all right oh man that's a solid fade dude man king jong-un's going to be so jealous that's better than king Jong we got lineups than thank you hell yeah dude okay here we go let me know in the comments below if you guys like the long hair or you like the short hair or you like the hey I'm a Gangster see where you hit up sub if you want to cut what area DM baby Hol subin how call 500 I'm just kidding 150 yeah he hey that's a good price he comes to your house he
14:22 cuts your hair that's not a bad deal okay please hit up suin you can fix your ugly hair yeah all right let's shoot
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