0:00 All right, I have a serious question for the entire group. Why do we treat Nick like he's a Make-A-Wish kid? >> What do you mean? >> You know exactly what I mean. >> I really don't. >> I So, the other day I I look at the JK channel and the title of the the video is why Nick would make a better parent than anyone in the world and all this ████ Like, we little bro Nick up and down the court a lot. >> Cuz he is like 10 years younger than us. >> That's true. >> He is a little bro, yeah. But which which is which is funny cuz he's actually very capable and he's an adult man. >> That's what I'm saying. And it's just it's funny how you guys little brother ████ on him. So >> You only You think only we do it? >> I think the whole room does it. I do it, too. >> Oh, you do it, too? >> I absolutely do it, too. >> I have a theory where I think I'm more prone to do it because I know compliments will get the best reaction out of him where like he hates them.
0:50 >> Like, he's crawling. Yeah, he's like >> It like makes his skin crawl and he gets cringey about himself. So, I feel like the equivalent of of like like busting Anthony's balls with making fun of him for Nick is more busting him with compliments. And it's the same result. >> That makes sense, yeah. >> [laughter] >> I like that like >> I just got the short straw on that one. >> That's my theory. >> Do you know what I mean now? >> I think so, but I also think some of the hypotheticals that we use it's because he has such a squeaky clean record even though he's younger, it seemed like he just did everything right. So, it feels like if he lived our lives, he would have just done a better job. >> Okay, yeah. >> That, too. I also think he's the best guy here. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, that makes sense. >> Like, we have so many ████ sins that he's just less of a sinner. >> He's a good boy. >> He has almost no sins.
1:40 >> Yeah. >> That we don't know of. >> Cuz you guys are the same age, but I think he's sinned less than you. >> Huh? >> You guys are probably the same age, but I think he's sinned way less than you did. >> Oh, yeah. What the ████ >> I think [laughter] anybody could just typecast that one. >> Yeah, I mean, look at me. ████ people think I ████ like I'm a gangster or something. I'm like, why? >> I mean >> I mean, why would you guys think that? >> Because you've played gangsters in movies. >> Yeah, that's it. >> If I didn't know you, I would absolutely judge you and think that. >> It's all right. It happens. >> I do think the idea of like marrying your sweetheart, like one girl >> Dude. >> from high school and like >> Number one, that's like 20% of the videos he won't relate that we're talking about. >> Yeah. >> It just just can't. Especially you. >> Especially >> Especially Ryan. >> Hey, no deflecting. >> Definitely you, cuz he hasn't done gay sex, either. >> No deflecting. >> That being said, it's like it it becomes
2:30 it's one of the most unique things in my entire friend group. I don't know anybody else who had >> the high school sweetheart. >> My little brother, that's it. >> My little brother, Kenny. >> Which is an anomaly. >> It is. >> Yeah, but he's white. >> It's not just like a successful story, it's like an anomaly. >> Mhm. >> But that also makes it so difficult to be like pin anything on him. There's no like, "Hey, what was your mistake when you did it like he there's there's none." You can't relate on anything else. >> Nothing. He's like, "I wrote in a drawer." So you just >> [laughter] >> Yeah. >> It's almost like I'm talking to a like a piece of history of like someone from the good old days. >> From like the '50s. >> Yeah, and he's followed all those things and I'm like, "I didn't know people like this exists." >> And let's preserve that. >> he lived a life of a fairy tale. So it's like, "What's it like to have seven dwarfs follow you and you sing in the forest and the animals sing back?" >> That's what Nick's like.
3:20 >> But then on top of that, too, it's also one [laughter] of those things where like what what like Tiff has been going through for the last couple of years has been so complex >> And he didn't leave her yet? >> he's >> See? Yep. >> that he's had to [laughter] also be such a like a stand-up dude that you're like, "Damn, we can't ████ say anything about you cuz it just makes it even worse." >> You know what it is? Nick will never have uh-oh moments. >> Oh, yeah. >> Everyone here had a uh-oh moment. >> Yeah. >> Oofey doofies. >> Yeah. >> And then when we try to dog on him, we're like, "Oh, but you lost some fights." And he can kill all of us, so it's like it's not really >> Yeah. >> And he doesn't brag about how he can fight. >> Yeah, it's like >> He anti brags. >> So you might as well just compliment him to death because what else? >> It's cuz he gets squirmy, too. That's what's really funny. >> That is the best part. >> Imposter syndrome, so it makes you want to praise them, right? >> Yeah, yeah. >> It's true. >> His imposter syndrome's like never been seen like it's unseen. >> Especially in our space.
4:10 >> And then when we came to the attitude era with Careful Boys, he didn't even have a K on his IG. So it was just like he was just the dude that you guys knew and it was kind of all cool, he's not even a social media guy, but he's just fun. So everything was uphill all the time. Whereas all of us are just like, oh yeah, back in our Tuber's Gone ████ days where you know, it's another non-relatable. So you're like That guy's so much ████ cooler than everything we've ever been. >> So I don't disagree that he'd be the best father, but why did you guys why did you guys say that he was when he doesn't even have any kids? >> I don't even remember that video. >> I remember that we did the video, but but after the video's over, it's like we do like 20, 30 videos a day, my brain is fried. >> I think I think he's like the cuz he's such a softy. >> Oh. >> Dude, also the fact that he's loyal from the get-go, high school. Fact that he barely has oopsy moments. You know what
5:01 I'm saying? The fact that he's been smart with a lot of decisions he made throughout his life, it kind of shows you his, you know, like his background. >> Like how stable he is as a person. >> is, you know, he's not he's not pa- he's like no panic type of guy and he's actually calm and if >> I think he's always panicking. That's why he's careful. >> I think you're right. >> And if we were to drop off our kids at his front door, he would do the right thing. We would know that he would do the right thing. >> him not to touch any kids. >> And and he's like the perfect combination of like he's very sensitive, but he can also protect you. >> Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Nice. Oh, well, well put. >> Plus it's a boring answer. Also it's like sometimes it's more fun to like self-deprecate yourself by glorifying him in the room. >> We do that a lot. >> Right? It's like, dude, oh man, you're so you're such a dope thing with your sweetheart blah blah blah. Well, really like like a small percentage of that is
5:52 us talking about like oh, we're such ████ We've had so much puss. Oh my god, we're such bad people for how much ████ we've done. >> more puss than him, so like I I feel very cool. >> Yeah. Would it be any different, do you think, if he was older than all of us? >> Yes. >> I think I'd be more scared of him. >> If he was older, we would have seen him as a mentor. >> Oh, really? >> That's true cuz he did everything right. >> It's It's ironic that he's younger and made better decisions. [laughter] >> That's what makes it funnier. >> Yeah. >> Oh, that's true. And then outside of the room, I also go to him for like like help. So, like when when the outside dynamics also like I'm going up to your gym, he's helping to train me or teach me. So, like that dynamic, again, he's younger and doing all the more right things than me. And able to show me things that are useful to my life. >> Yeah. >> So, yeah, it's it's way easier to be in the room and just be like, "You're the greatest, man." cuz he gets swirly me,
6:42 too. Versus like be like, "Oh, let's dog on you." But outside you're like, "Hey, can you help me uh get stronger still, brother?" >> Yeah, there's not There's not much really to truly dog on him about. >> you guys think is like his thing? Like what's his like what's his like ooh, like I ████ up thing that he sits in the shower and goes, "Oh, I should never have done that." >> Everything. Even he imagines things, I think. I think that fool's probably one of the most self-conscious person I've ever meet I've never met. I think he could have a million followers and still gaslight himself and like be like in disbelief that he deserves it. >> Why Why'd you guys even follow me? I don't even know why you guys follow me. >> Yeah, I think we would actually make fun of his fighting more. That'd be ████ up about us. That's probably the thing, I think. >> We don't know how to make fun of his fighting. Other than saying you got knocked out all the time. That's all I got. >> Well, I think everything. Like Joe is saying, I think if you're like um cuz I feel like Nick is the type of
7:33 person that that'll be like if someone goes like, "So, pitch pitch it to me why I should get trained by you." Be like, "Honestly, I don't know. I think that guy You should get trained with that guy. That guy is really really good." >> Yeah, yeah. I got a number of a guy you should take. >> Yeah, he's That guy's actually really, really good, you know? Like even with jiu-jitsu, you'd be like, "Hey, can you coach me?" Actually, this guy's actually really good. I I would probably learn from him. I feel like that's how Nick is. >> True. >> I've seen Nick go a little demon mode. >> What do you mean? >> Yeah, exactly. >> [laughter] >> What do you do? Yelling at old ladies? >> We we went to a training with uh David So pulled up. Uh Gil was there. >> Gilbert, yeah. >> And we're all training and ████ and then Gil was like doing, you know, rolling with Nick, and Nick was being nice. And "Hey, do this, do this, do that." And then Gil was uh he accidentally went down on Nick's face. Yeah, [snorts] and then boom! And Nick was just like I saw him go like just just turn red, and I was just
8:24 like yes. Do it. LIKE ████ HIM UP. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? I WAS LIKE ████ THAT ████ up. And and then I seen him go crazy and zig zig zig fast. >> Tapped him? >> Zig fast as hell. And then like choked him out fast. >> I've seen Nick go demon mode multiple times, and it's pretty scary. >> Yeah, and and and when I saw that, I was just like, "Okay, that's what pisses him off." >> Cuz when you see him go demon mode, you're like >> Heel to the face. >> You're like I don't think anyone in this room has the capability of pulling him back. >> That's what I'm saying. >> I'm just like I hope he puts himself back by himself. >> Let him eat, man. Yeah. >> Yeah, I hope he calms himself down, cuz I don't know what we're going to do. >> That's what I saw. >> So it's he's such a nice dude that he has to snap. >> Yeah, I mean, everyone has a snapping point. Don't act like this guy ain't going to snap. >> just treating him like the Hulk. That's all. Just we don't want to see
9:15 him angry. >> [laughter] >> I do, but I don't know how the ████ to get there, cuz I we've tried everything. >> Go watch him. When you go when you go train, he he'll pull it out sometimes. >> Okay. >> When people are acting a little cocky and they >> But I want him to I want him to verbally do it in some sense. Like you know how sometimes we can make Ryan say some really gay ████ cuz he gets like you know You know I mean? Like or we all do this, too. But like, you could you could find a topic like if you guys start talking ████ on crypto for too long, I'll start jumping in be like, oh, defending crypto. Or or like sometimes if if we're talking about >> don't do that. >> Right. But, it's So, if somebody comes in with something that >> I feel it's not going to do well. >> If something you feel like, you know, you have a strong opinion about, you'll wild out about it, right? >> he was a little bit like that for the when that >> Oh, yeah, the immigration one. >> Yeah, when the ICE stuff happened and >> He's pretty >> And that lady like got shot. >> Like you're you're looking for what's
10:06 his little soft spot, you press it, and like the verbal Nick comes out. >> Yeah, not not like fighting a rolling or but yeah, what yeah. >> Mhm. >> Yeah, maybe that ICE stuff. I remember seeing that part come up. >> He was really [clears throat] fired up about that. >> Okay. >> He was very sensitive about it. >> He's He's very liberal. >> Very woke. >> [laughter] >> Maybe you talked ████ about Pasadena or something. >> He's He's very liberal and he he and he tolerates a lot of conversations room because he's like good friends with us. And then when something does trigger him, he stands on business. Is what I said in that other like And that has That's a >> That's also so ████ cool. It's like, damn it. >> Yeah, you know, it's like >> It's very cool, yeah. >> You know, like you can shoot your ████ with the boys. You can You can like be a chameleon and have a good vibe cuz you don't want to ever be that person who's like whack vibes. >> It was cool to see that cuz I've never seen him that passionate about or pissed off it like genuinely about it. Something we were all talking about, you know, with with like I don't know if
10:56 it's because like half his family is like Latina now. So, he has to like feel like that, but he was But, you weren't feeling like that. >> I am pro-ICE, dude. >> [laughter] >> If I was not running for mayor, I would >> He's calling on his own relatives. I feel like after Nick got that jaywalking ticket, he has a problem with authority. >> [laughter] >> TO PROTECT AND SERVE MY ASS. >> That is powerful, right? Like, they they can see completely different things and say here and Nick's just that cool. He'll just like vibe out regards even if he doesn't agree, but he'll be like, oh, no, but like I know you're good people. We We have different values. So, that's the coolest ████ thing, and then and then he can kill you. And he can kill you. That's Yeah. See, that that it right there changes everything. >> Yeah. >> Cuz he has a really good memory. >> He let us live. >> everything, and he's ████ smart. But
11:46 and then and I think like, "Oh, yeah, so am I. That's cool." But then he can kill me. >> [laughter] >> Yeah. Yeah. >> So, he's better than me. >> I think that's different. >> All right, we love you, Nick. Made you click, ████ Haha. >> [laughter] >> That's
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