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Twelve ConspiracyTheories That Ended Up Being True!

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0:00 thank you [Music] all right let's talk about 12 conspiracy theories that actually turned out to be true you know what I ████ go through these listicles every day all right you guys want me to guess what yeah yes each one against which ones yeah total all right go for talking do you know about the horror of project Sunshine no no tell us about it please Perfect Sunshine is where there was a big conspiracy that the government was stealing dead bodies in order to do radioactive testing oh really all right yeah and they actually were they were actually stealing body parts from recently deceased babies what like babies because it's radioactive baby we needed young tissue in order to

0:51 test with the effect of a radioactive bomb you needed like a young human tissue like yeah grave digging Hospital they would rather than uh they would just take parts of the baby off I think they need to ethically Source the baby like they can't steal it they have to it has to be they have to be organ donors nothing about this sounds ethical yeah I don't like that or is that in the fine print of like having an owner organ donor type of situation yeah yeah that sounds like some black market ████ you know yeah I want some farm-raised Farm race Texas baby yep how about uh you know in prohibition was a thing yeah the government actually was

1:41 putting poison in the alcohol that was left oh yeah because they're like so that people could die from drinking it yeah because they want to discourage drinking so they actually made it poisonous they did some ████ up ████ back in the day huh yeah not anymore these days nah not anymore glad we have a government that's so honorable and ethical and they don't ████ up yeah it's for sure it was back then a crazy one uh you guys know MK Ultra right yeah that's insane that that was real is that was that again yeah it's the testing of uh where they uh kidnap people or like requesting LSD and like other hallucinogenics on people but they weren't telling them that they were doing that yeah yeah there's just much movies about that right yeah so people just uh they were permanently mentally disabled and the government was like we

2:31 didn't do that that's kind of like somewhat how stranger things you know how they play with that government like yeah yeah yeah but it's like they're also ████ with like telepathy and like all kinds of weird weird ████ um because did they make a movie like uh the one with George Clooney it's like Men Who Stare at Goats or something oh is that what oh I think I think that's a I don't know if that's I'm pretty sure it's based off a true you know I didn't know that that I the title just made me think it was a boring movie so I didn't watch it pretty but that's the whole premise is like they're testing out telepathy Tuskegee experiment yeah they inject the black community with syphilis to test them to test the reaction yeah they gave syphilis to hell and people it was all black people too right yeah crazy just like with AIDS right aids for like lesser or lower income

3:21 communities they gave them aids for that one it is it is a conspiracy theory I don't know if that one's true but the about yeah because the Tuskegee one is I don't think they knew about AIDS back then it was just syphilis yeah do you guys know about the Dalai Lama no yeah he's a fake he's a pedophile no he's not I don't know about that but oh wait he works as a spy for the US government yeah he's a CIA agent is he it turns out he um they don't I mean saying he's a CIA agent sounds a little general he's like an informant or that he receives a salary from the CIA interesting to do what this all the time so the purpose of the Dalai Lama in in the um that's great from the perspective of the CIA if he's there to destabilize China's infrastructure

4:12 kind of like um it says like uh yeah he earned 180k that's it I think a year I would have been like bro the pope makes way more cups in order it's like he he has a figurehead for the Tibetan resistance so Tibet versus China kind of thing wow so like to maintain this like morale I guess against China when were they paying him 1960s dude 180 000 in 1960s I'm just killing it I thought it was today yeah and then uh John Lennon being under government surveillance ended up being true yeah because why would they what's the story on that because he was making songs that were anti-war oh and I think anybody who did that at that time was under surveillance yeah we're checking

5:02 you out but then he would be number one because he was the top of the top right yeah so the yeah there's actually files on him and stuff even though like Operation Paperclip so Operation Paperclip is after World War II they were like what are we gonna do with all these Nazi scientists that are kind of chilling and they're like um maybe we'll give them a home in America and that's where um they became leaders of NASA and CIA and all these because they're like well we got these fresh brains we don't want to let a splatter let's just use them for our benefit damn so we have a lot of uh Nazi scientists that are that were contributing to American you know progress in in science and stuff is Oppenheimer one of them I think so no sounds like a very German name yeah all right this one's kind of

5:52 recent the whole NSA thing how people were like the government's not spying on us and then people are like yes they are somehow uh yeah in truth 2016 there were 50 000 requests from the government to Facebook 27 000 to Google nine thousand to Apple and that's all just to get private information that's not I didn't see Snowden already that information yeah but nobody listens yeah nobody cares where's he at now Russia Russia right he's still chilling over there yeah how about the freaking uh the Gulf of Tonkin Gulf of Tonkin yeah that's what started the Vietnam War yeah yeah yeah yeah that was a false flag yeah false flag so what was this one all right that's the one where it's um they faked the first move so it was like uh they basically attacked their own uh not attacked their own ship but

6:42 they attacked Vietnam and made it look like Vietnam had attacked American ships so give them the right to be able to we'll go to war with them yeah and then they said that's the direct uh one incident that begun the Full Assault you know what America was he was that guy at the bar that's been wanting to fight and then he did why get into why you ████ run into me man what you trying to fight now yeah and then the guy's like no I'm cool then he's like it was him yeah see he takes out the bottle and goes like this yes and then here's a knife do something with the knife do something with a knife in the 1950s uh big tobacco already knew cigarettes caused cancer they didn't say anything become a headline until 40 years later 1950.

7:34 whoa the movie called thank you for not smoking yeah that's great maybe you want to smoke a little maybe you want to smoke Those Old School advertisements where doctors are like it's doctor approved yeah that ████ blows my mind I think uh later in my life like when I get like 60s 70s I'm gonna start smoking I think probably I'm gonna start it dude watching prolonged your life for like 20 years my whole family like smokes like this and you never wanted to because I felt like once I started you're gonna turn into them I'm gonna I'm gonna be a ████ for sure smoker it has to be so hard for me to stop um did you figure that out because it Pringles it's because of black and Miles I haven't touched a cigarette ever since my grandma would smoke all the time she lived in New Mexico and anytime she'd send packages to US in La it just smell like cigarettes and you're like

8:24 oh did she go like this yeah this one I never even knew about but in the 1960s the Canadian government was uh funding this machine that apparently was supposed to be the first gaydar [Laughter] when we were talking about the Chachi how would that even work though like what would it be like tracking I think it might have been like a seismograph or like a lie detector or something like that oh that's so ridiculous we were talking about that ends up just being a sensor as well everybody's gay the what wait there was

9:16 a Gatorade gbt no no we were talking about this uh recently the project the other project but I feel like that was in tandem with this uh machine that was built with Canada to all the study yeah the study we were talking about chat GPT pulling like or Dan pulling like statistics and stuff but I'm like is that statistic really just like based off I wonder what they were like yeah so the way that the device works so the the point first of all it's crazy because the point of the device is to prevent gay people from like working in high positions like they don't want gay guys in Civil Service military they want to find them like oh you're gay get out so then they would do this thing where it's uh it's a device that measures your pupil dilation when you're shown gay porn oh so that's what that is because you're horny yeah well it's kind of a logical approach I guess yeah why they

10:07 measuring the pupils when they could measure the BP you're getting stimulated right you're just like oh like you're focusing a little bit harder I guess but it's like I don't know how like does that really work for anything like if you're showing something you like I have no idea you might I have theory on it but I don't think it's been proven right but yeah they actually in the 60s were but for them to use it so they can kick gaze out like that's so crazy and the point wasn't to find who's gained societies to find who's gay and like upper echelon like things yeah that's so funny upper management exactly we can't have the barracks start looking like purple and nice and fabulous like they don't want no gays in the military because they're gonna make it all fashionable because we were gonna have fabulous Barracks we had to stop this I know like what are they afraid of yeah that's that to me was the

10:58 out of this list that was a crazy one because I'd never heard of them [Music] laughs foreign

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