0:00 I see you going into your man turtle shell you're just afraid of being a real man that shows his oh yeah emotions I'm gonna buy a real big truck to him bigger than I've ever had before I'm gonna get a real small smart smart car that's electric you guys are you guys are talking you're the one who ████ has the truck you're the one who ████ gave away his Mini Cooper like what is happening right now I'm giving away feeding and opposites you sold that ████ dude that sold that ████ smallest car that I can't even fit into [Music] oh [Music] complete the sentence if you die in the game you you died in real life what if that was about to happen in reality what do you mean like this is a game no in video What If Nvidia games they created a VR headset that actually kills you if you die in the game that's
0:50 crazy fun that's happening right the fuss the point that's not fair you know what if um punishment you know that that uh euthanasia thingy instead of doing that long we do this and then we can all watch us this is a Black Mirror episode so do you guys know who Palmer lucky is who's that he is a video game developer and um he he created Oculus or he helped to create Oculus and he is creating a version of oculus that is fitted with uh explosive charges oh cool that will kill you if you die in a game this is I have the perfect utility for this it doesn't make sense at all okay so poetic justice Tom okay people that create or cause like ████ up crimes
1:40 like tortured people or whatever we slap this on and we let them live that and then they die what game are they playing this year's harvesting this is still in in concept and testing phases right now but the idea behind it so you you played games before have you ever are you familiar with what permadeath is yeah so in a fire emblem is huge on permit death there you go so like there's a game called Diablo that's big on permanent some for if you want to play a hardcore mode this character's just gone ski no progress you don't keep your items you are permanently dead in the game yeah so like taking this to a the umpteenth degree is kind of what Palmer lucky is up to here that's pretty uh it's cool but it's it's you know what I don't like it because dying is part of the fun of playing games
2:30 and instead of I mean I would understand it if you died because if you had a headset that killed you if you said the N word during the Call of Duty Lobby [Laughter] fireworks on Fourth of July already this just did 80 million deaths yeah yeah you'd be like holy ████ my ████ Grandma's dead but like I think that's more helpful or just like have something shock you in the nuts if you're being racist on a game Lobby is it a is it like a punishment thing um he's saying I mean I I think it's just a promotional thing it's like all of them get shipped to Guantanamo you know what I mean yeah oh yo how crazy would that be is if you ████ don't die but when you take it off you're in quantity I don't know how he'd ever sell this thing for example like how you saw
3:21 something with explosive charges fitted to it then just adrenaline Seekers right someone who already wants to die like euthanasia Styles but they're gonna have it for fun right yeah who's playing in the USA you can't it's cheaper just to kill somebody without a headset seriously didn't Jack Kevorkian go to jail for that yeah for assisted suicides yeah too many of them free my boy Jack Doug why can't you ethics we don't have real Freedom Joe you don't even have freedom over your own body that's sad I I still only see this in maybe punishment I I see the idea of like somebody who's like on death row you know what I mean and being uh whether it be um ironic like Poetic Justice you know what I mean it's whether it's like making somebody play Flappy Birds so they actually die yeah or something similar to the crime that they committed all right you want to kill people keep killing people until you ████ die yourself I don't know you know be the
4:11 sickest ████ turn of phrase for this whole thing is if everybody was under the impression that that's what's gonna happen you're gonna die and instead the first person he used it rather than die they just got hit with like the sickest Ayahuasca trip so they thought they were dead and then they just come to and they're like oh my God I want to be a better person now the profundity of Life yeah that's a good opportunity I'd be sick right like they don't and then the whole time the guy is like ah that is what I meant by death death of once yeah and then the guy who bought it to kill someone's all God damn it I want my money back I think the guy who's designing this is like no that's not what I mean Ryan yeah what does happen in the ego death I don't know Ayahuasca your old your old self is uh is killed and and you shed your past
5:02 self and then you become the new man you are supposed to be but then you develop another ego then how you should yeah yeah but unless you want to be a simp Eagles are healthy because they help you stay alive you want self-preservation isn't that why humans stay alive you have to kill your first ego because it innately has uh toxic masculinity so oh I don't like toxic masculinity yeah I don't like betas yeah well you know what maybe you should ████ be not afraid to express your emotional side nah dude I'm a ████ true Alpha look at the way he's dressed yeah I guess it's a ████ outfit dude soak it in I see you going into your man turtle shell you're just afraid of being a real man that shows his oh yeah emotions I'm gonna buy a real big truck to him bigger than I've ever had before not oh yeah how big dude I'm gonna get a real smart
5:53 smart car that's electric you guys are you guys are talking you're the one who ████ have the truck you're the one who ████ gave away his Mini Cooper like what is happening right now I'm giving away competing in opposites you sold that ████ dude that sold that ████ to make more money bro give it to a church smallest car that I can't even fit into I do think that it's a great argument I do think that it's honestly ████ cool when guys were like yo I'm really Alpha like I think that's ████ sick I like it when guys have to say that they're Alpha right I love it what's up what's the alpha guy to you and the last Colleen next honestly just just like a guy who's just like yo I'm ████ Alpha man it's really that that's the epitome of an alpha when you're working in comedy in in like uh stage when you were doing like improv did you ever have a guy that was like the he thought he was the funniest ████ guy out of all you guys I think everyone did that in the beginning everyone doesn't work in a
6:43 group they're just trying to be the star that's just natural the Natural Evolution of like improv group stuff because they don't know how to play together that's when I realized I wasn't playing well together when when my mentor pulled me aside he's like Yo dude this way you suck he's like you're killing me wait wait that's what he said yeah yeah he Alpha do yeah it was awesome actually it was one of the best things I ever had told me what did he actually say um he's like you want to know why you're not funny and then he and then he's like because yeah you're not you know you're not funny yeah it was great it was good it was really good for me it was really really good for me but it was it was one of those things where I realized the value of the team and like not being a me provider not being there for you like supervising people up and not just Oh you mean all Steve they got right here much has changed huh right now everyone's excited everyone's ████ like there's a lot of Joy are the reviews in though reviews already
7:36 it's hot show on time on TV is projected to be a huge ████ projected by the way for this device what's the method of how it kills you explosive devices like C4s on your head like on your head let's just stop straight up bomb three bombs you just blow your brains out great little charges to compress your skull bones dude I don't understand I thought it was gonna be like I thought it was going to be like the uh No Country for Old Men three cattle projects oh ████ that ████ that should be no this is way more unrealistic in my opinion you'll never get to you'll never get to Market with this there's no point in having to be a bomb though because then it'll just blow up the tech too you've been like I don't know can't you not even sell it until it's a proven concept so it wouldn't have to have worked once for you to say yeah people would have to test it yeah and you'd have to actually kill a dude or else you can't really say that's what it does this is a horrible business plan because you'll have no return customers there's no return customers no return all your customers
8:26 are dead that's what I'm saying like except for the hooker ghost the hooker ghost why would the hooker ghost benefit from me that's true it's true she absolutely wouldn't she myself especially if she uses this product those big dick dudes are using it that makes sense to me it's the number one suicidal VR set for big dick dudes an infomercial that writes itself and then these these hookers are like oh ████ no that's interesting and then they can rest in peace yeah there you go I feel like this idea of the alpha dude has disappeared after the 90s like there's no real oh it's back brother it's back oh it's back now that claim that they are they're nowhere near a Rambo what are you talking about
9:16 they have way more views than we do yeah dude Pete Davidson I want to see an alpha dude and I gotta be like you're not Jean-Claude Van Damme who's Alpha to you bro who's like you're you're Mount Rushmore of alpha Manzo Hattori right here what about the liver King dude look at this I guess so right here come on baby that's ████ Alpha dude he's so comfortable that he wears makeup what about the rock he's pretty Alpha I feel like the rock is the most Alpha guy out there I know I think he's kind of a ████ though but you know what he's missing so so the difference The Rock's a ████ what what what comes off as Alpha to me is this person looks like he could kill someone there's that a little yeah
10:06 yeah it's ████ I think men should be a little scary in that way where your other men are afraid of you and I think that's that's a little bit Alpha because then it's like if you're just strong and successful and you're clean it's like yeah you're you're an epitome of a great human being but you're not you're talking about intimidation Factor huh I don't think this he's capable of murder all I'm saying is the rock can walk into a Vin Diesel movie and Vin Diesel them out okay that's a good that's really good yeah Morongo walk into DC's franchise and be like I'm Superman level bring Superman to my life yeah but you know Vin Diesel is still in the fast movies and the rock is not because he ████ franchised his own fast and Diesel outfit him out as a producer dude oh good point ultimate Alpha so that's modern Alpha right Alpha mine like I
10:57 said Vin Diesel is the most Alpha that's why I was Sandy is politically Alpha so who's the most Alpha Phil DeFranco Phil DeFranco he's very yeah he has Killer Instinct I can see it in his eyes he sucks with fantasy football though too much so not that outfit [Laughter] he loves his kids too much he loves his kids yeah too bad true Alphas want to eat their kids better protein ancestral dude there's got to be a little bit of like primitive like elements to the guy I think maybe that did disappear in the 90s I think so the more we say like who's an alpha guy and the more we say that phrase I feel like I don't know what you're talking about it not being so big so when you're in your in your dojo there's no Alpha dude in the whole
11:47 Dojo there's got to be a God that's what dojos are right yeah we got some alpha males this is the most beta all they do is wiggle yeah they cuddle at night yeah dude what they do roll around on the ground Jiu Jitsu is not very Alpha like the idea of filthy Frank was the ultimate Alpha [Music]
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