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Who's On the Diddy List?

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0:00 [Music] all right so with the new witness about to testify against Diddy claiming that he's got video of major celebrities they got Dido they got Dido they got Dido yeah hey you know what let get prop to that one thank you that's why you're at that side of the table pun energy victimized these there's going to be videos of celebrities that are victimized by Diddy freak offs they don't know who they are yet they're going to be revealed celebrities are victimized they're saying just show the didos instead of telling me there's they got wait for the election to be done it's happening right now they're they're in trial and then this this guy's testifying you know what they're saying it's like the Cala Camp is all the uh people that are Diddy homies that don't want that be leaked and then the Trump Camp is all Epstein

0:50 homies that don't want to be leaked so it's it's like EP it's like EP list versus D list yeah which one's worse Epstein list for sure absolutely who who would you be really sad about appearing on that list for Diddy JLo you'd be sad about JLo Eminem is that just the first person you could think of honestly Eminem I would be sad about I'm not sad about Eminem I think I'd be sad about Denzel actually Denzel for sure but Denzel already said he never went to all that ████ that's why because Denzel seemed like he's one of the ones that escaped it all and was had been able to be squeaky clean and all that I'm like okay cool he's safe but then but then if we found out he was lying then you're like dude everyone else that's been lesser than is for sure all even more guilty then who do you think is for sure in the

1:42 Diddy videos I say usher oh yeah that's for sure for sure because like I don't know if it was like Usher's he was also a kid so of course he no the thing is like you know what's different when you're a grown ass person going to participate versus a kid who like found themselves there and then like I see what you mean he was he was also a kid but then when he got so he's extra involved yeah but but then if he but when he got older but then if he got administered to it as a kid exposed to it as a kid they might be lenient to be like oh you didn't have a choice to enter the world oh yeah that's that's what I mean I'm like I guess involvement and guilty is not on the same meter for saying what are the chances of who's in the videos that's my question user right that's what I'm saying yeah but High chance he's in the video but if he's in and he's like you know he got just administered I'll be

2:33 like that I'd be sad but if he was guilty I would be heartbroken me too yeah probably maybe Bieber yeah cuz he was cuz he came sad innocent thing well I mean look yeah look at him now JayZ singing Jesus you think JayZ Jay-Z and Beyonce for sure now Jay-Z he doesn't look like he was innocent like it looked like he had power to some the conspiracy theories is they're actually the string pullers JayZ and Beyonce is pulling the did strings down here the Diddy strings I mean they wouldn't be pulled by the string them too yeah they shouldn't be or for sure at least JayZ Kevin Campbell for real no I'm just saying that would be sad dude you know who would be sad Snoop Dog like if he was found guilty at one of those parties I actually that would be disastrous for his branding cuz he worked so hard to become a mainstream

3:24 person yeah but did they ever have beef like the Diddy camp and the the like East versus West did they ever that kind of be I mean Snoop Dog was kind of a young during that time cuz he was like newer to like and stuff too yeah I think Snoop Dogg was legit though he's just like nope I'm good off all that oh 12:00 they say it's freaky decky time let's get out of here that's why I'd be sad if you found him in those videos like oh man you never would have thought that but remember he was hanging out with Magic Don Juan all the time and he was getting really into the pimp style do you think it's just like fashion though oh like a oh yeah I think so I wouldn't be surprised at this one but also would still be bummed out Leo Leo I would I would believe that 100% oh no he definitely he definitely in there did he say he's like

4:14 the number one on his list every time he has a party the first person he puts on the list is Leo girl now I remember this one this one time um element field got hired to go on this on this yacht like this ████ party with uh this guy named Jolo do you guys know the story about Jolo no he was this like he was this uh investor guy from Asia and he I guess scammed one of the Asian countries I can't remember exactly which one but he had scammed one of those governments out of like funding and he ended up taking all this money and investing it into major films um films that we've all seen and is he the same guy that like invested so much in those films that he always brought his like daughter into those movies for ████ roles that like clearly you're not even a good actor I don't know all I know is that Leo was very close with that guy and he ended up getting in trouble with him too when the whole thing came up

5:05 yeah who else I'd be sad 50 Cent there's no way 50 Cent 50 seem seems like such a super standup guy right now and he wants the ████ expose didy oh back so yeah damn that would I would love to see him go through with the full there's no way he's going to be selling the freaking expose documentary to Netflix he's put that in there cuz I want to believe him I want to believe him I want to believe him really bad but he's he is super close with like Dre and Eminem and stuff so like how could that whole Camp you know you if simul was in there simu MH would I be sad I'd be shocked me too I'd be like simu was going to those parties like that I'm like damn me ascended to that level yeah would you guys be sad if W Fu was on

5:56 there oh I'd expect them to be there oh what what why cuz they're so clean they're too clean theast it's the fun it's like Wayne Brady remember when he was on Dave Chappelle it's like oh yeah everybody want Boba Sarah and this is the end yeah he's like the most corrupt most ████ up the most perfect people cuz it's they're the cutest on camera there is a lot of weirdness though you know like even the old pictures with like Birdman and Lil Wayne kissing on the lips coming out it's like there's just like all kinds of like no this is pre AI there's just like weird weird like Bromance did you see that uh with Lil Wayne and P Diddy P Diddy kept trying to touch him and he was just like n n n wasn't that Tyson I thought that was my Tyson my that was

6:46 another one too on The Montel I might have seen it with L way too actually they're in the stage I think they were just Vlog like kind of like Outdoors vlogging and stuff yeah damn that's crazy whatever man I guess you just in a high moment your whole life what do you guys think about that that that that conspiracy though where they're like um they're all all the celebrities are backing up Cala right now and it just so happens to be the ones connected to P didy that are fighting hard to try to get Kamala in so then they won't release the tape but it's really hard it's really hard to be black and in the music industry and have no connection to community though they're all yeah it's hard yeah that's tough I I think it's more realistic I mean the conspiracy is funny to like draw it's like a constellation in the sky right those Stars no matter what are all going to be there how you choose to connect it is like what makes it interesting depending on your perspective but I think for

7:36 those like even those celebrities I see it and it's like one if you're in Hollywood culture and Hollywood needs to go a certain way like sometimes you got to do certain things right it's just like the I'm not justifying it I'm just saying like you're in that space you kind of got to like coign that ship and then on top of that if hypothetically you're getting paid for it I mean hypothetically you know it's like you're going pay for it you have to do it anywhere I can see how some people might be like here's my endorsement that's clear clearly scripted and I'm saying all the right talking points in order to do this at this very pivotal moment I can understand that versus just being like I subscribe to the idea that all of them have some sort of dirt and they're trying to protect that fact could be a brand deal too cuz they they get that those all that's what I'm saying like I think it's more like in line with the Hollywood culture of what they're supposed to probably side with with a

8:27 possible like Financial incentive if it's not Direct Cash in your pocket it's like you know how Hollywood might be do this otherwise you won't get put in this person's favor the weird one it's uh when Trump would go on The View back in the day and they love him hug them that's what Rogan was talking about yeah well I even before the Rog one I would see there's videos of the complete contrast like they love him they want him to come back on the show all the time and then after he became president they're like verbally calling him like a scumbag and all that I'm like what the ████ happened there that's so crazy I guess it makes sense if they didn't like what he did as president but they liked what he did as a I don't know Apprentice yeah maybe it's just like that that transition they didn't like his opinions once maybe they didn't know him politically more so the idea SL conspiracy that the the left owns like

9:17 90% of mainstream media and like again same thing well that's not even a secret which is what's funny about million dollars I need to talk ████ about your friend like all right I think the it's not she has a million dollar she has a million doll got ████ on your friend or you're fired yeah and you're not going to get hired in this career for all these other places when we all 90% look how easy Bruno did it remember for what for the Bruno thing where he would have guests on his fake show where they talk ████ about fashion do you remember that and then he he' have like really famous like people be on the show it's not a real show but he'll be he'll pull like Paris Hilton up and be like what do you think of a dress and then they'll be like I think it's really nice I think it's very pretty and then he stops and goes no here we don't like it today okay you're going to have to say some ████ about it that's make it ugly and he's like oh okay and then they reroll it he's like yeah it's so 1992 it's and

10:08 they just literally opposite opinion like that's probably what really happens and that's at the small like parody scale like imagine like what people do when it's really like like you said it's not your your job's soft on the line where they don't even explicitly say it they just go hey our opinion here at the network is that we don't like this so when you report it like that's the general Vibe and that's probably all they have to say yeah um cardi B recently came out endorsed Cala right and then someone just posted a video of like just two years ago she was saying something completely opposite dude the JLo one just came out where she was endorsing Kamala and then this other reaction video of this black dude wearing a magga hat was just kind of calling out like so you'll say all of these things about Trump but you haven't said ████ about Diddy yeah like and then isn't that her ex-boyfriend yeah it's like y'all dated

10:58 he clearly did these things they get married Diddy has a lot of equity in her whole career right yeah so it's it's just that clear irony it's like if you're going to if you are in an awkward position and you don't want to be vocal or give yourself Limelight that's like one thing but if you're going to like go out and then you know I think she like had tears at the rally too about like making sure that people voted the right if you're trying to OU someone OU the worst don't pick on someone that's like an angel compared to who you used to interact with it's all relative right it's ironically all relative yeah it really is that's why politics and all that ████ is dirty right I don't think any celebrity when they're on camera is actually talking and saying things earnestly because they feel that way yeah I had to give a best man speech once and I wasn't vibing with the the

11:50 bride to be you're cele but the thing is here's the thing though what you say you still got to politic that best man speech cuz you're not going to say your truths you're going to you're going to ride truth in a way that makes it cuz half a family is there too so I had to say things cuz you always still have to speak on both and why this is going to work I had to say I had to ████ word Smith my way through such complex things in order to seemingly give so much praise hope and joy to something that like still didn't compromise my Integrity of like what I wanted to say so still 90% was about why I think this dude's dope and he deserves the best and I hope that everything works well are they together still NP oh bro I that happened to a wedding I went to too where the bridesmaid's um best friend or whatever I don't think they're best friends she would come up and talk about the bride and groom and as soon as it got to the groom they I don't think they

12:42 ever liked each other but she had to like struggle to say nice things and you could tell in her face that she doesn't really think that and we're like bro this is awkward cuz she's like oh yeah you know ever since like she met her uh husband or future husband or whatever uh he wasn't always the best but and then then she would try to like we her way around it like that but you could tell speeches too yeah no for sure but it was so obvious and that just reminded me of that I'm like oh man that s███'s funny but just case and point sometimes you're put in a situation where like your intention is still to meanwell and do what you believe is most right but it's your job to like do it a certain way yeah the whole what do you guys think about Jaguar going up going out just speaking openly about what she she saw dude Jay-Z sent the ceas and desist to which show was uh she on was it

13:34 Breakfast Club or was it uh like tuer Carlson maybe I I think it was on T Carlson and he got like ceased assist from Jay-Z and Beyonce for like all the ████ that she said on there wow Jaguar right and then he had a I don't know if it's Tucker but who whatever that network was had to like submit a formal apology damn that's crazy Jee but is it his fault if she's saying those words cuz it's like how can he control it or you know ceas and assist don't really have to explain that they just giving you a little beep careful M do you think they're ever going to catch Jay-Z for anything no not that guy he's worm buff as homie his dude his people he might be too well connected by unless like Rockell I don't know I still did he was well connected yeah but I still think I don't know this is my conspiracy

14:26 part of my brain thinking but like I still think he did something wrong and piss somebody off like the the real powerful person did he yeah yeah I still think like cuz that that Avalanche was so strong or I think the people that were protecting him are no longer working yeah that too something got messed up in the axis of power yeah and he either made the wrong call or or someone didn't like what he said or did and they're just like oh we we don't need you then and there's no way the whole house of cards falls down no not at all if it seems like wao this Avalanche some something still like perfectly it's almost like a controlled fire you know I mean something happens in a way where it's like some sort of ████ up structure is still going to be there right yeah listen though at the end of the day don't ████ with any of that don't

15:17 even get involved oh not even just a little bit not even a little bit but what if I want Fain so you know hello you pull out your 12 gauge and you're like what the ████ going on and outside go you ████ but what if I just won a donut at a diddy party too bad someone got you on camera so Joel was at didy damn that's a big ass camera ████ 200 mm lens but a lot of people in La a lot of people in La have been to D these parties and they haven't experienced any of that ████ yeah yeah because cuz they're on the bottom floor bottom floor 12:00 yo everyone got to get out imagine even the performers on camera all servers and all the people like that's a lot of Staff ND when you go in I some people will just you know they don't want to know what they're in on just live your life want

16:08 they just want to get the day rate yeah

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