0:00 what do you do if a weather event kills a family member like a tornado and you shoot it people are like see a little boat going towards the storm and they're looking like what's he doing like he's getting his revenge and you got like a spear or some ████ he throws it and it swings right back that's so [Laughter] [Music] sick so this is a this is a crazy story actually about just Justice and we like we like justice so there's this woman the DJ yeah DJs there two of them yeah anyways oh I'm seeing Justice tonight anyways really no way where at the Hollywood Bowl Prett cool that's what you think but we'll still be here so good luck great all right cuz we're a
0:50 long one there was there was this woman right uh who was 9 years old at the time when this happened uh her father gado was shot dead after a fight over a $66 debt right oh ████ like yeah this is yeah this is 1999 when it happened inflation dude cuz back then you could buy like a house with $66 they need to adjust articles for inflation yeah the uh this dude rundo Gomez was uh basically in an argument with her father and uh she had like four other brothers and sisters at this bar in uh Brazilian City and see $66 in Brazil 1999 you could buy three homes that's that's why it's a lot of money yeah yeah so uh he gets into an
1:41 argument in a bar in 1999 when you can buy Six homes or whatever and then the guy goes leaves the bar comes back with a pistol and then shoots him in the head and it ends up fleeing right he doesn't even get a $66 now cuz he killed them you're never going to get it sure yeah he returns he shoots the guy in the head uh and the father at time was 35 years old leaving uh I think her name is gillain that's how you say gain that's gizan yeah jizan giz um leaving her mother a widow and the five daughters actually Five Daughters growing up without a father so this daughter ends up uh getting this urge to need to bring Justice because the case ended up going cold cuz the police couldn't track him down and they just had to put a pin in the case so she just felt like justice was never Ser so
2:31 she got this really really strong kind of passion to follow uh a life of um joining like the police force she wanted to go find her father's killer uh she dedicated her life to literally trying to reopen this this court case or this case about this like missing gunman just to make sure that she could bring Justice to her family right she ends up studying going to law school at the age of 18 7 years later she gets qualified as a solicitor then she swaps careers in 2022 to become become a police officer she spent time in the Monte Cristo agriculture Penitentiary during her career um hoping that every any single day that this guy would come into the jail and she would just like find her father's killer and then she eventually goes and becomes basically a detective and joining the general uh homicide division of the police force and then
3:21 finally she opens her father's Cold Case tracks this guy down off like an old warrant that like was issued in 2019 she finds him and gets like literally uh gets like a tip that he's off in some area of North Brazil finds him and then she looks him in the face when she actually gets a chance to arrest him and she gets to say some gangster ass words she says uh ASA Laisa she said ASA Laisa I bought six homes yeah that's sick she looks him in the face she goes it's because of me that you are here and you are now going to pay and that was basically her like moment of Justice Visa baby I bought six imagine hearing that before you die I bought six hes what what does that mean it's not as satisfying as her blast in his ass but then she's also a police officer so you
4:11 can't can't pass his what would you do I would have never found him you would have never found him never found him oh wow that's the best way that's pretty sick dude you do you guys think you would be capable of that yeah to kill like your father's killer oh I would I would have shook his oh yeah in my case I would have shook his hand I would be like thanks dude that was ████ yeah Bart flushes some rope down the toilet that's what you get dude he goes I a vista baby I bought six homes six homes forever [Music] homes I a he's a g he almost did buy Six homes if you think of all the homes that he
5:01 went through his forever homes true true just about you went to Comedy school you're not fair dude you're too good yeah you're too good flushing roof down the to so and this is why I come to JK for the dark humor only man that is so insensitive well I kill her got my back I'm telling you Steve got my back it's half for the Rope dedicates his life to finding rope the Rope D1 the Rope the actual rope it goes into every whole Deo just constantly mom threw it away that's why
5:51 oh man that was that was so insensitive Stephen Jesus oh man but no seriously do do you guys think that if you like you track down your like father's parents killer yeah for sure you you murder them I guess I don't know unless that happens I don't know if the the the if if I would trust the law to like be fair exactly yeah I'm I'm Petty enough for the mindset of it yeah I think I think the mindset sure but I think I'd be that that like ████ ████ in the movie that's like my hand shaking how about this to make it crystal clear to make it crystal clear my kids kill her for sure you know sometimes your parents your parents make dumb decisions and maybe it was like something that you know like backlash or whatever and you're like I don't know maybe it could have been my dad or my mom's fart or
6:42 whatever right but then if it's your kid like an innocent kid for sure what if it's like in the situation of like a drunk driver like that's how it happened oh that's like he didn't mean to do it but he was just irresponsible would you still hunt him down the same way but but he also had like a DUI thing before we also like hit some other so he didn't learn his lesson yeah but it wasn't homicide in that way like it wasn't first degree and he had hell rope in his car I probably water barded him with alcohol yeah that's the thinking yeah it has to do something with oh you love alcohol that much let me keep giving you alcohol every day yeah kill your kid is like ████ though that's also the like they haven't lived their life type ████ you know like I could see with like a parent if it's your parent too it's like they're like way older than you so you're already like you kind of lived your life what if it's a situation where if you were to do it
7:34 100% you're going to get caught would you still do it you know like that guy that went to the yes yes yeah every Father's Day I see the picture of that guy every Father's Day yeah which one the guy so this guy like basically I think he graped and killed like his kid his daughter something something like that and he uh he shows up to the court case where the guy is being per walked to his court um case and the guy just pulls out a gun shoty and just blows him away does he have at the airport any kids who are still alive I don't know cuz I think that would be the defining factor for me cuz I can't go like what for my entire life cuz that's the part yeah that's the part that I disagree with we're like what good are you of a husband or father if you're 100% gone to exactly yeah that's fair yeah yeah but if it was your only child or something
8:25 like that or like somebody like merged your whole family you got nothing else ████ yeah dude yeah I'll go to jail for that punish her dude that's scary there's that one guy at the airport the father at the airport where they're transporting the karate teacher that fiddled the the kid yeah and and then they're walking by and then he's pretending like he's talking on the pay phone and he turns around and he goes boom and he shoots him in the yeah and I'm like wow that's a that's pretty cool that s███'s kind of tight or like even in the courtroom just like ████ jumping over like the yeah the benches just crazy man that judge getting jumped was insane yeah the dude flew like a he looked like it looked like back when you we used to watch Nickelodeon shows when they threw a dummy yeah so
9:16 launched Jazzy Jeff yeah like a ████ sugar squirrel yeah he's like a flying squirrel yeah what do you do if a weather event kills a family member like a tornado yeah like a ████ tornado or you freaking take down the Doppler 3000 cuz it didn't do its job no cuz then like you got to get revenge on a storm then you get um access to the government T like you know how they that's true yeah that it's twister the government can control the weather with those ████ Towers so you start working there and you can start controlling the weather oh I see I was like you wait for the next storm cuz you take it on on its kids and you shoot it and you figure out yeah you figure out a way to hurt it that's twister to Twisters Twisters I probably just moved
10:06 to a place that doesn't have tornadoes but people like see a little boat going towards the storm and they're look at like what's he doing like he's getting his revenge and you got like a ████ spear or some ████ he's trying to kill a primitive primitive attack dude yeah you're going for it he throws it and it's SS right back hey I bet you weren't expecting this you son of a ████ that's so sick show B
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