0:00 hey guys it's a br Friday sale everything's 30% off your favorite te's favorite hoodies stay warm fear everyone's socks go check it out get this hat is one of my favorites in the whole entire world Link in the description box [Music] below welcome back to another mukbong episode of the careful boys where today we are featuring B I believe shout out to you guys your packaging is great very good that's really good it came in Chopsticks that you had to assemble the packaging was wow very luxurious wow but because all of us are eating number one I hope you're at home enjoying food too or wherever you're at in the world thank you for joining us today subin over here came in a little bit later so he doesn't have any food so because he's not eating
0:50 he's going to tell us a very entertaining story while we eat cool wow you do it on my wow want a piece of steak hey keep the content good and interesting St go ahead about your kid how's the daddy life There You Go Daddy life questions coming um daddy life is great very tiring he has this problem with the stomach where uh what do you call it he just can't gas himself you know what I mean like he can't poop by oh you got to burp him and stuff yeah but then like sometimes we got to like the wifey just stick something down there and it gases by oh we're eating though it's not a good story it's not a good my favorite my favorite wait what do you mean stick something down there there's a like a tool where we have to stick down there down or up stick up you know what I mean
1:41 in the booty hole and it gases itself and then everything comes out that's St like a whip it you're just sticking in like a a NOS capful it's like a little suy cup it's weird that's the first time seeing that can look grow out of it or not like a no yeah usually it's behind you that's why you don't see it I don't think I can do it so for the for the for the kid I can't do it to my boy it's supposed to relieve pressure oh yeah it's a pressure reliever pressure goes that seems more like Mom job than a dad job yeah right it's a mom job right come on Mom job yeah I'm not to do that do you guys believe in that yeah do you have specific mom jobs and Dad jobs I think moms are better at a lot of things you know moms love their boys a lot so they'll do anything and everything for their little boy I feel like they just love their kids but do you think have you heard that
2:32 where it's like when a dad has a daughter he's like I'll ████ burn down the world for you and then it's like a boy it's like I love you no it's more like good to work what are you doing why are you doing you better burn down the world boy but then but then mom moms love their sons like oh my God yeah yeah and then dads are like hey ████ kid back hey tell us a story about what the hell you saw in your garage dude yeah I saw like uh I had a dream that morning where someone was trying to steal my bike but I didn't have a bike at that time so I was like I woke up freaking out and then uh I checked the camera and a person walking towards my truck and I was like bro what this is maintenance guy oh he's he's just a you know Mexican Mexican dude I was just like he's probably just doing some construction double I like it Mexican
3:22 Mexican yeah Mex you know I me he he's probably just doing some constructions but more I look at it he comes out front of my vehicle pulling his pants up I have video too people I what what was you doing so I was like oh he had to do something so what I did was go down and just confronted him I was like hey bro what' you just do in front of my truck he said oh what's up fool I just had to take a piss fool and I was just like why would you take a piss in front of my truck though why are you even here he's like oh I'm just here to pick up some drywall fool and I was like he kept saying fo at the end and I was just like so that's why you're like he Mexican Mexican yeah that's why I say he Mex
4:12 Mex but I asked him like you working here today why don't you just use the bathroom upstairs and he's like oh no we're just picking up drywall fool and I was like so you're not even supposed to be working here and you're just picking up drywall you're pissing in front of my truck he's like I'm not trying to start nothing and I was like don't worry about it I I'll let you go bro he was just like oh thank you bro he puts it in his beat up Lexus drives off with it he thought I wasn't going to do nothing but I went to the manager and I showed him the video and he's going to get dropped from the job he already did manager already reported he peed on your truck he peed on my tires oh my bro what the ████ why you have a lot of restraint were you like this did you go it's pissed you said you got to on your camera yeah I have it on my camera so I have I have I have footage of it but look oh it's ████ p oh ████ uh garage
5:03 camera but it's like a you know I mean all the neighbors parked there and under our building but I wasn't even about to crash out because I was like this is so pointless that sucks man I was like let's just let's just take it to the real world which you know mzl that's an adult way of doing it though got pissed on my ████ truck dude like what no I was I was cooking also you know what I mean so I wanted to eat hella bad so I was just I was pissed off but I was like all right you know what just handle it and your appetite must have been really going after smelling that piss I didn't even go down there after I was just like I already know what you did you said what you said but I'll just K you fire from this when when did this happen last week do you has anything changed like becoming a father where you're more cautious about like the way that you interact with people like in in California yes why in California what about in
5:53 Wyoming W me I'm crashing out I'm going crazy in California you got to be careful because it don't matter what the reason is you could still get in trouble yeah you mean for defending for defending so for example you get a CCW right you have all this things you went through this lesson money you spent yep right you're allowed to carry you're legally allowed to carry then but then someone tries to attack your kid or you you pop them in the head one time he's dead guess who he's in trouble your kid my kids for being my kids being my kids for being in the way and me being annoyed you know what I mean mhm but seriously like I've been uh definitely more just calm lately with every you're so tired that too I'm I'm like I'm like tired half the
6:44 time and even Road raging I'm just like looking at the guy I'm just like Karma Will C you Karma will cat you I just drive that's very mature do you feel like you want more kids after this one you know what Maybe not maybe maybe you think one is too much I think one depends how one goes we think about this do you think you're going to have amnesia and you're just going to this ████ is going to be so cute one day cuz like they're going to be playing with you and you're just like ████ I'm going to do another one well my wife wants another one already oh then you're going to have another one yeah we're going to have another one up to you well I thought I thought Jewish people would be having like 10 kids what do Sasha say Sasha gets bro how was her pregnancy experience and gave him birth was it was it rough was it pretty chill the birth part the birth part it was only like 7
7:35 hours total that seems like a long time though it was only 7 hours total 7 hours our whole floor was 48 Hours except ours wow oh wow everyone had epidural was she a natural birth she did natural it was only two it was only it was only two push oh dude two push it was only two push before the the hour before I feel like she's the exception she's Russian dog she she got it that's what it is Tao black belt twin and the baby came out hey what' you say in Russian right now I don't know but I don't know that was TI that sounds tiai duai that sounds Russian that sounds like Call of Duty Russian though you know what I mean so is she Jewish too she is Jewish yes Russian Ukrainian
8:25 moved to Israel and now she's Jewish I thought it was funny Dam she's all of the ones I thought it was funny watching all these Filipinos and yamakas that's weird at your guys' thing oh at our low spot but here's here's the thing though how does she feel about all these War an hour before my kid was popped out Ryan pulled up with a pizza oh yeah he Pizza bombed you Pizza attack again why you always Pizza attacking people how I get off I was so hungry come unless I give Pizza to people oh cuz you you thinking ahead you're like oh they probably have an eight thought he was going to be there a long long time oh every long time he like 7 hours and you ate the whole thing man 7 hours how long do those things take man I ain't got time for that ████ 48 Hours man they if you take epidural it's going be you me so
9:16 numb you're going to be like chilling the whole time oh so it's hard it's harder it takes longer but it's less pain yeah yeah bro the natural birth yeah for her to go natural what a gangster dude dude she is a beast like it was like a couple hours of just the strange thing too is that she was at Cai and they probably got the best equipment to get that thing out but she declined all of it yeah what what we did was we forced the we forced the what do you call it the you know we we manually pop the water how you do that to get her like dilate sooner yeah yes so we had to we had these two prongs the nurses came in with and they just went in there and then ha water broke then the contraction thingy was going crazy and she was like in pain and then literally by the time I saw her she was in so much pain I was
10:07 just like yo just get the epidural cuz I don't want I was just like I don't want to see you like this but the doctors were late because everyone on that floor said they wanted to go natural but everyone ended up needing epidural oh yeah that's hilarious yeah so our doctors came like 40 minutes late changes when you start going through Pain by the time the epid up the head was already visible but the V JJ so you know our our obj that lady was just like let go let's go let's just do it right now all right show time dat or early it was early we're like 2 weeks early oh ████ yeah why did you go in before the water broke because uh my wife could not contain food like she keep puking it out every time she ate so
10:57 we're worried the baby might be weak with umbilical cord around his neck oh ████ so the doctor was like while the baby is strong let's push him out this kid came out with a full like head of Lego hair it was just a yeah it was pretty crazy right full hair Dude full hair like all the way it like I saw the hairline it's it's it's the wifey's hair my wife was born with full-blown hair you right away give him a haircut I fade them I wanted I wanted to line them up taper fade at I don't like this bangs Baby Let Me Line them up but yo I was going to give him a in the future I'm going to give him the cleanest bow cut that's be like Joe's baby pH as a baby kids with B cut didn't you have a bow cut for like hella years I did too me too mhm my dad put a bowl over my head and straight up zy Z he he really used a
11:48 bowl bro wow how you find a bowl that big it's for punch did you guys grow up with having your parents cut your hair oh yeah oh yeah of course I did yeah I also cut my own hair I thought I was the man when they took me to Super Cuts in fourth grade they always ████ up my hair I know always ████ up people's hair they I feel like it's just people that just went to like cosmetology school or some ████ like and they're just starting they're trying to move up well that's why I learned cutting hair was after that one super uh super cut session oh you got you got messed up yeah I said I wanted a skin taper a nice five up top the lady gave me a one up top nothing on the side I was like damn kind of looked like Nicks but no faded it was it wasn't even faded just bald he hates your haircut so
12:39 much you had to learn how to cut hair no no that looks nice cuz it's faded but ever since then I've been fading he that he likes my haircut dude he's faded though I like your hair you like anthy's haircut yeah uh go around the room and say one great thing about somebody and one terrible she's paraphrasing what she means is yeah I am the room be like this is your least attractive quality and then end there yeah but only do it to no positive no positive st's like what did I walk in but then but then only do it to a because the creator of uh prompts should be I'm here for the fans yo yeah that's what the people want to see that's what they want so what's a new ability your son has been doing since uh last time we saw you he's not like waking up and just crying right away that's tight he's he's is finally just
13:30 looking around that must be nice huh waking up and just crying yeah cuz you know you know what yeah they just don't do nothing they just suck on a titty or they're crying yeah just wake up cry sleep I was just like yeah that's all you doing sound like a girl talking about her Deb beat boyfriend cuz you don't do nothing you don't pay no bills just sit there wake up and cry sucking on today yeah but yeah freaking uh now he can just stare and look around is he giving you facial reactions yeah he's smiling I picked him up at the airport today see if they curl up put your hey put your finger on his hand and he starts gripping it yeah I'm like woo yeah it's cool it's cool Dam s you're real you're a whole ass dad wild you're a whole ass Dad I'm still
14:21 wild still all right don't get it twisted guys you still what I'll get crazy you going to ████ him up I'll get crazy any time of the day you're going to get your son a CCW he's you know you know what's funny I wouldn't even want him to touch a gun till way later like like that's not crazy that's good no you know some people you te get out shot a gun right off the rib I'm like why the ████ n why introduce him to the horrors of the world so soon bow and arrows first you know got to start primitive yeah like knives let let him have his innocence butterfly knives first plus you're not you're not planning to have him grow up in La anyway no not in La yeah so you don't need where Florida Florida we're going to have a residence uh spot in Florida you're going to leave well we're going to we're going to be by hostal so we're going to be here still majority of the time but have a place out there change you just joined the lgbtq man
15:12 what what that's that's Florida's completely opposite of that what you mean not cuz you buy now you played in his joke perfectly what do you mean Florida is a state Florida is a state no I we we want the Florida ID we want the Florida car registration you want the governor too I I love the governor dude no smog shut up I'm about to move there now you just had a ████ hurricane hurricane yeah then we just come out here when the hurricane happens it's true hurricane gets rid of smog oh yeah yo no check it out though no smog they don't ask you to smog they don't ask you to SM yeah I know St I'm jealous you know what that means I thought Vegas was like that but Vegas you actually have to smog right it's worse you got to smog every year in
16:03 Vegas there's but there's a workaround don't tell nobody yeah but there's workaround everywhere but you know in California it's twice a year right I mean no not twice a year it's every two years every two years Vegas is every year Well s███'s add up too what's every year SM smog testing you don't drive right no you don't drive nope well I did for my first like 6 years year but then once Co happened I was like why am I paying for a car that I'm never using cuz I work from home for the most part nice so I was just spending so much money that I and I I also wanted to ground myself cuz I have lots of like art stuff I can work at at home and if I'm out driving places then I'm not working on my art okay okay valid at least you know how to drive right yeah okay that's it I got I got I got like 200,000 miles no accidents nice there you go we're rocking we're rocking didn't you drive here when you moved yeah I I had a car
16:55 for 5 years in La so you drove from uh Missouri to Cali yeah I did Missouri up to Washington and then down to did you have a Toyota I had a Honda Accord see why it was great ladies and gent get a Japanese car and Asian car that's the only way you do do it all right the sound system was amazing in the Toyota hire this guy bro you actually got me on trying to get a Toyota too when you go to you say when you go to Florida you can sell your truck huh yeah I was planning to but got a buyer right here yeah I'm collecting all cars I'm getting the front bumper done and everything so I might just get keep it also when I did have a car I never got smog tested or checked or whatever that is it's a newer card all right if it's a new C 2015 yeah at that time yeah you're what's a year what's the cap like four three four something
17:47 years if it's brand new cars mhm cuz they already know you're going to pass admission M yeah Nevada is pretty often but they got a nice little loopy loop tell us the loop no cuz everyone's going to do it and take it away f look look at the look at the Florida's Marketplace you put in the cars you like every cars either like the Mias were all turbl just soaking wet from the hurricane hey the trucks all supercharged everyone got something theg flew off get sucked off dude Florida got some crazy mods on their whips but Florida when you say Florida what city boa Ron baby
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