0:00 [Music] I think I just really um laughed at the uh maybe non-intentional pun in this article title Florida Villages man the area is called Villages uh charge in Viagra smuggling operation faces hard time what a good what a good TI I saw that one I like is there something soft time is under a year hard time over a year I don't know man it's a pun I was just talking about I get the I understand he wants to know the technical term of hard time why don't you explain it soft I know is there soft time right well if there's hard time there has to be soft time you know how dicks get hard right not really
0:51 okay ████ get hard am I right let's go ████ sh gets rock hard dilate a clitoris I know dude I know so a 77-year-old Villages man named Reginald kiner is facing prison time for running what can only be described as a black market for erectile dysfunction drugs I think Florida's a great place for that cuz there a lot of retirees and senior citizens there another place I'd recommend would be Hawaii and Las Vegas Hawaii Las Vegas has old people and it uh it's a big bodybuilding drug as well oh cuz steroid guys they like viles oh so guys are on SW get the p aalis you'll catch a pump you'll get a crazy pump so you get a boner while you're lifting I think if you're looking at some ass maybe Sager where it's hot that's my little hot tip out there sell it where it's hot I had to turn the ████ AC
1:42 down the other night cuz I was like baby I can't do anything until this thing gets colder in here tropical zones I think so that's true though but I feel like tropical cultures everyone's hard run hot backwards I run hot yeah but like ice water makes your pee yeah but I run hot yeah he's like a viking where he's one with the cold so then when it's cold he's like hard time and then like it's Kryptonite for the heat he's like it's too hot I love the cold I'm olymp dick it's hot exactly that's why you moved to Vegas correct but it gets cold in Vegas it does I agree in December it's ████ chilly BR Vegas brings it on both ends right if Vegas going to bring it it's going to bring it hot if Vegas going to bring it it's going to bring it C it's very intense it always brings but I love it it's going to bring it hard cuz I get
2:32 to wear jackets for once yeah true I had to buy a jacket cool hard Florida man so what else about the new hard old man have you guys ever tried bagra never have you you I'm scared cuz some people take it like a party drug I heard that like if you don't have erectile dysfunction and then you take it it ████ up makes me scared of I'm afraid of it but some some people they'll like do a little bit of coke maybe take half a pill and they just want to party around and see what happens all I do I don't know if this is actually what Viagra does but I don't touch myself for a week and then it's party time what if you got to wash your dick damn I didn't think about that son of my own ████ I ████ cheated cuz I clean it thoroughly and
3:22 it's probably jacking off yeah damn it yeah I have seen random YouTube clips about guys that pranked their homies and like give them VI you guys seen those ones oh no that what happened what if they got a heart issue or something you're going to kill a homie dude what they got blood ████ but but how do they how did they how did they prank how did they put it in there was one dude who just like somehow got his homie to take yeah somehow got his homie to take Viagra and then they had to go go like run some errands and this guy's like wearing just like heather gray ████ sweatsuit by the way right and then they're just like you walking around doing stuff but every now and then he's like he's just kind of like holding it down you know and honestly this guy got a big Big John oo so it's like you can kind of see YouTube video yes it was on YouTube were you impressed how big is Big I was cracking up were you was your mouth watering AIT 3 in 3 in do you feel do you feel jealous of men with big
4:12 dicks yeah I mean no I'm not insecure about it okay I'm not jealous but I'm in awe wow are you curious to see what it feels like in my hand I wanted to touch and see St just hung he has a big dick I heard he's 6'4 Nikki said it's I don't know if it wors like that is it I bet I bet it's not like that what theu said it's like this not like that what the ████ what is it like then Steve show me what it's like like the rep bottle it's not like the rep bottle real thick at the bottom two hands big oh dude he's 6'4 bro sh the ████ up Salute yeah next time a salute a man's man right there dude I want to be stupid the other day I went he can you throw it over my shoulder see how goes down the other day I went to go ride horses and I saw horse pee and I said maybe Steve is that big those things are
5:04 crazy all animal ████ for some reason like a soft baton have you seen hey I don't want to brag but my dog's dick very big bro really why you looking over there cuz he got a red rocket and when it's red rocket you're like wao dude that's the biggest red rocket I've ever dog penis is like lipstick have you seen elephant dick y you're crazy elephant right it's like as big as sound M bigger dud my body B and as long as their legs and they can use it to like scratch their bellies and stuff they use it to scratch their belly that's kind of use it there's utility to it outside are they scratching their belly or they just jacking off my penis couldn't reach my belly even if I stretched it out dude not even if you got take a coup not even I was upside down not even I was upside down dude this morning I was watching a monkey jack off to visitors at the zoo that's cool and then the visitors like what is
5:54 he doing oh he's a bad monkey and he was jacking off and he ████ sprayed it all over the window and I was like that's a lot of jizz he ████ a lot of he ████ shot up the window and then he ████ sucked his own dick after it just can we Photoshop Joe talking to a kindergarten this morning I was watching a monkey jack off to visitors at the zoo and then the visitors like what is he doing oh he's a bad monkey and he was jacking off and he ████ sprayed it all over the window and I was like that's a lot of jizz he ████ a lot of he ████ shot up the window and then he ████ sucked his own dick after it there were kids in the zoo they pan back to the kids and they like back to the kids like sitting Indian St like the ████ and one of them just
6:45 goes like that's a lot of C wow hey Ryan clip this dude there was there was so much C I didn't believe that was all up in that monkey's nut that was the first video you watched this morning no it wasn't the first but I it was in my ████ algorithm the first one I was I was watching elephant dick scratch his belly no the other one is did you know African elephants are pretty mean I saw a clip of Joe Rogan talking about um elephants with this other guy I think it was that Brian guy from The Fighter and the kid okay but then like this there's a footage of a elephant going up and ████ up a water buffalo for fun oh ████ and his dick did nothing okay nothing scratch his belly up and then right after that he swiped and then there's this monkey right just cranking one yeah little kids are like like M
7:38 than the monkey dude when I feel most like Joe it's when I'm watching monkeys smoking cigarettes and stuff like that and I'm howling I'm just laughing so hard and I'm looking for the next one the next little hit I can get that's when I feel the most like Joe I always think of Joe when I'm doing my animal videos are slightly different is it just animals Nature's metal yeah yeah yeah that or like animal too dude I have that and golden retrievers pretending like they're humans I like I got a lot of dog videos M the most recent one that blew my mind was a a a gazelle eating a snake did you see that one a gazelle yeah it went up to a snake it grabbed it and they started chomping on it and I was reading the caption it was talking about how like you know even in nature even though they're herbivores in nature when they need to survive people will do whatever they need to or animals will do whatever they need to do wonder if that's how we became omnivores
8:30 uh I've heard this I heard if you died at home uh and your body's there no one finds you like your cat will start eating you like no like within like a day well cats don't give a ████ but dogs dogs I think it's a week and then they might they're like oh I'm so hungry I have to do it smart and they know that they don't want to rotting yeah I heard I heard cats will eat you within a day bro cats don't give a ████ about do I'll fight you I'll literally fight you you literally die for this Joe yeah not my cat my cat's like a dog you'll love them shut the ████ up cat lovers hon get a dog get a dog when I'm done working my phone's like a ████ game boy well then I'd buy a Game Boy not a phone when I'm done when I'm done working out you're the first ass I kick remember even in Egypt cats were Gods dogs were pets cats are fine I'm not saying that they're not but
9:20 everyone's excuse when they say like no no no but my cat it's like a dog I think you I think you should get both get a dog both dog I had a dog cuz dogs are so ████ you can't even leave town can't go to JK or nothing because guess what I got a stupid dog can't even go to JK I got a I got a dog who got to be out ████ you know how it is B you got a ████ babies at these things I found out about the pooch hotel in Vegas you could bring dogs here it's okay there a Pooch Hotel there's a pooch hotel if you want to bring a dog bring a dog I'm going to bring two can I bring two yeah we always we've been telling you to bring your ████ P me don't yell at me okay I'm afraid they're going to start barking and it's going to be a problem okay yeah don't BR ████ dogs they're they're they were good the whole time they chilled on us and ████ for whole SES you're supposed to bring them yeah we like it okay I'll bring them see even the cat people support dogs here whereas
10:10 dog people ████ haters this guy's a douche we're going to my dog's like a cat what do you think about lizard people though no that's like all the all the red flag jokes is so real like any Chick any chick that has a pet snake or lizard or something I'm never dating you that's a swipe dude it's also like it's the same people who have VHS still and like oh but like it's like pretty it's like no no no you don't understand the tape look like they're they're going on some type of like Amazonian Adventure when they live in the suburbs yeah weird weird ones that get into like poisonous [Music] snakes
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