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If We Had to Give Each Other Interventions...

#intervention#movevegas#joeslead#whisper#hypothetical
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0:00 [Music] Welcome back to an episode of the camera boys, y'all. Sorry for here. Damn. All right. It's funny just apologizing for partying, huh? It's so catchy. That's pretty good. Ken, you got to say I got the whole episode. Okay. Can't move. Sorry for party walking. That was lit. Hey, let's just get into some Let's get into some uh have fun. What' you guys start, dude? Good aim. It's just fun games that we play. Sorry. Catch this. Catch

0:50 this. I'm talented. He throws a catch. Only you could throw it. Yeah, he can't catch this. Just your hot coffee. Oh, no. All right. Uh, let's get into a hypothetical realm. All right. It's getting serious. All right. Hypothetical. Hypothetical. Okay. But in order to do this, we're going to need a volunteer. Uh, Nick. Nick, can you can you step outside for a second? Hypothetical. I'm not coming back in. No, you you're gonna have to come back in. Bart will knock on the door and you can come back in. He could hear. No, you got to lock. Take a lock. Only like 10 seconds. They could hear. He could hear everything. Yeah, you can. Okay. It's really not It's

1:42 really It's really not a big deal. Um, you can whisper. Okay, I'll whisper. I'll whisper. I'll whisper. Whisper. All right. All right. Let me whisper. Okay. Is this No. No, no, no, no. Hey, stop putting something on my back, man. Damn it. Why did he go You're not built for pranks, bro. You're not built for pranks. You're not built for prank. Your ass was in the air. He's looking directly in your ████ The door. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. The question is I I whispered so not too loud. And you're moving so slow. The concept is we if we had to give a a Nick an intervention for anything when he comes in and we're doing an intervention on him. All right. We got to act it out for real. And then we also got to understand what is the intervention that we're going to have for him. Uh-huh. Oh my god. That's so

2:33 hard. Anything obviously make it too serious. Can't make it too fighting too much. He's too obsessed about fighting. He needs to stop. He's obsessed about fighting. No. Working out and fighting. Well, you want to find a real thing that sounds real right now. No, but it's funny cuz it's like you're spending too much putting like gum under It's got to be It's got to be slightly real though. Oh ████ You're spending too much time at the gym and we're worried about your health because you work out too hard and we don't want you to start drinking. How how real on the scale of 1 to 10 though? Uh seven and a half. I got a 10. If Okay. What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? 10 is you we got to intervene about him taking on too much work. Well, he should be spending more time with Tiff. That's too real. Oh, I'm down. I'm down. That's a damn. You're going to make him cry. Okay, but that one will feel like a real intervention or else at the end we go.

3:23 It was a joke. That's not funny. Cuz or else if he comes in, he'll be able to sense. Oh, you guys are just ████ around. He Oh, this is a bit What about What about making him move to Vegas? That could be more. That's funny from the But that's real from the jump. That is real. That's what I'm saying. We could We got to make it real. The truth is the best comedy. Yeah. So, so let's do that because if we go with the tiff route then it that just might be heartbreaking. That's that's why it's a 10. Yeah, let's not go 10. Don't go with 10. 9.5. Move to Vegas is like eight, right? Move to Vegas is like eight. You think so? But what's the like emotional like what's the interview about? Like like we we've been excited about everybody leaving and we haven't ever addressed emotionally what it feels like for him to be the last one here. Okay, fine. I don't think it's going to work, but you can do it. I'll I'll back you up. Would you rather go with you've been fitnessing too hard? It's not good for your health. Yep. I think it's way better. We're cuz we're

4:14 so we're literally people concerned. Don't kiss your dog on the mouth. You got to make it believable. Yeah, it's got to be believable. Or or like Well, for me, it'll be a believable. Not cuz cuz not cuz you you guys suck at acting. That's why. You take the lead. I I'll go supporting. I I'll do what you think. I'll go supporting roles. No, I'll ████ What do you think? I think the I think the tip Okay, we'll follow We'll follow Joe's lead. We'll follow Joe's lead. Joe's lead. No, no, no, no. You guys can't follow my You guys can't follow Follow your lead cuz maybe we're not envisioning We're not envisioning what you're envisioning. Don't do the tenor. Don't do the tenor. Follow start up. I'm too You got to start it. Joe, do we agree? No. That's the whole point of falling asleep. Okay. Oh my god. Were you listening? I didn't hear anything. Snooping around. No, I didn't hear anything. Where'd you put my bag, man?

5:04 More dumbbells. Come on, man. Have a seat. So, they nominated me to be the bearer of news. We got to try this whole new series, right? It's called uh interventions. And basically, it's a new series on trying to get more it's kind of like Bart's idea of like OTC's and ████ but we're trying to get more deep and personal with each other. And I think they we kind of all agree. We've been talking about this all the time, but um I don't know. I think we I don't even know how to lightly put this, so I'm just going to say straight up that Why you laughing? No, I don't know. I don't know. That I think uh defense mechanism is it? Yeah. I'm just waiting for Bart

5:56 to punch me in the face. We got you. That's not how I play around. No, no, no. Okay, for for real, for real. cuz we were like, "Okay, what um what's something that we actually want like more of um out of out of Nick, but we're not actually getting." And it kind of went into like a serious deeper thing which is uh we think you're spending too much time like at the gym like like right after JK you you sprint and then like just ████ musling up and then like just one. Yeah. And then before like you come in late like you come in hella late and then you're like usually it's like I expect Steve to be late cuz he's like

6:46 just he doesn't understand time and ████ but like you're organized dude and you come in hella late and we're like what is the culprit? Like I know you know you got dogs and ████ but that's not the real culprit. The the main culprit here is you're gyming way too ████ much. And it's also not good for your health because Bart was saying how like there's a there's a point in working out where like you work out so ████ hard that it's actually damaging. And as a fitness person, you should understand this. So I'm concerned that you're on steroids and also working out too ████ hard. Way too much. And you're not you never want to go out when we are hanging out because you want to go back and work out. I wish that was the case. You think I'm going back to the gym after we do JK? Yep. No way I did. Then what are you doing? Going back home. I thought you said you're going

7:36 back to train people. In the mornings I train people. So you're late cuz you're at the gym. Yeah, once again late cuz of the gym. Working out too much. So you're lying. No, I don't know what you're talking about, dude. I think the issue is that like you prioritize that and you don't prioritize this. Yep, dude. I'm always here. I'm in the videos too much. I think. Why you looking like that? How come no one's talking? This is weird. All right. Well, I don't know what ████ kind of talk you guys had over there. Can't stop laughing over there, man. I think after I think after we had Jared here, you your eyes started twinkling when you was talking about steroids. ████ Anthony. Well, it's not funny.

8:26 It's not funny. It's not funny. You think I'm doing steroids? Yeah, that's honestly so nice of you cuz I've been working really hard. It's not at all. You're doing it, but it doesn't show. Come on, man. I'm on the capable program. I'm working out with Bart. Bart, you've never worked out with me, you liar. I know. It's too far of a drive to barbell. It's only 4 hours. I'm just concerned. You want me to stop working out? No, I'm I mean like just But like healthily like like just maybe like an hour. We're doing tonight. What? We're going out to dinner after this. that after Bart had to tug your dick like along and you were the last person to answer like he was he was like yo let's all go eat for ████ Joe's birthday and ████ and then he had to like double quadruple check and you were like the last person that's like to be fair that got real real quick to be fair all group chats on my phone do not

9:16 disturb that's just yeah cuz you're at the gym working out too hard I know number two I told you I was going I'm I'm going to be here tonight all right but there could be a world where I get a phone call where I'm like dude I can't I got I can't go to dinner and there's a chance I might bail. Why don't you put the phone call on not disturb? No, dude. I can't do that. Why? Cuz it's it's usually wifey. Why are we the only ones that cannot disturb? No. All my group chats are every group chat I have on my even the coaches group chat on the the gym. But don't you think that's kind of unhealthy though? Like don't you think that prioritizing working out over social over all these things like being a gym bro is not that good? Like you got to balance it out. You know how you always say that you tend to do things in excess when you like how do you know

10:06 this isn't one of those things like working out. Is there a way to go overboard? I think you guys are really overestimating how much I work out. Like almost too much. Okay. And it's honestly very nice. That's very Yeah, you guys were not healthy, dude. It's hard to follow you, man. That's crazy. I don't know what the ████ tactic was, but I don't like it. It's okay. Luckily, we have a luckily we have a round two and and Joe's going to step out. What is this game? I already know the ████ game we're playing. Is this good content? This is probably not good content. There's no way. If I'm the first guy, there's no way cuz if I'm confused, I don't even know if the audience is confused. Evan goes, we're next to go in the room. He's going to come back in and he's going to have an intervention.

10:56 But we give No. No. What are you doing? That was It's a good What are you talking about? It's a good video. Yeah. What the ████ is wrong with you? It's even better now. It's even better now. Yeah, I'm a part on this one. It's even better. I'm like I'm like if the band doesn't know what they're playing, the audience really doesn't know what they're No off camera. It's even better. We got round two. We got round two. Okay. Hey, let the chefs cook. All right. There's magic in the air. Even if you can't see the finished product. Okay. I'm not I don't have your guys' vision. All right. It's so stupid that it works. It's really bad. Also, it was your idea to let Joe ████ lead. Okay. And like, who the ████ lets Joe? You're leading

11:46 this one then. All right. We're doing an interview for going to equate to me turning off the camera. I don't know what's happening. What's the bit? Okay. All it is. That's my question. That's my question. I just came in here and was yelling at me, dude. What is the game? It's just we're doing a hypothetical intervention. We're trying to see like we're trying to like imagine a scenario where we had to be friends intervening. And so Tati has to do it, but he in on it. No, no, no. He knows. He won't expect it from Tati cuz what it what it feels like is this. What makes it interesting is what's what's real that we actually want to say about No, what it feels like is this. Hey guys, we're going to play mafia. Nick's mafia, guys. All right. Oh, who killed Riot at the end of the night? Nick, would you know, Nick, would you know that? Who killed Riot?

12:36 It's like the biggest payoff if we can ████ even think this fast is for him to come in thinking that's what we're going to do and it's something totally different. So we just don't have ████ It's something else. What do we do though? We go out that side and we just surprise him this but the cameras don't even catch it. It's just for us or we just finish the video without Joe. Yeah. Or he comes in, we just sing a song together and he's like, "What the f███?" He doesn't even know and he has to catch on. I think Joe comes in and we just do a real intervention on him on something. We seriously pick a level a level 10 out. No way. What's the double 10? It's a level 10. Tell him uh he has to move back here.

13:27 Okay. Low key though, what if it's like you saying you can't do JK anymore? Like for real, for real. But he's going to he knows he's going to play into it hell of hard. So we can't do the intervention. Good riddance then. We don't want you anyway. Yeah. That's why it has to be like something and it can't be intervention. It has to be now we're playing checkers. We have to like trick him. And now he's thinking we're going the intervention is coming but it never comes. Like it can't be what he thinks it's going to be. Have to put like an M80 under his chair. Like it has to be a cricket thing. Super like unexpected. Damn. What can we do? Put the dub on. Put this hold this over your head as long as you can. You're just standing there for like what the fool's outside for this long right now.

14:17 Honestly, I was outside for so long and I was like, "Dude, what are we doing?" Oh man, we have no idea. We still don't know. You got to understand we're at the end of the day. I understand that. You know, like sometimes you don't want to talk about more ████ I don't understand what's happening. What if What if we do this? What if we just we bring him in at 20 minutes, right? When he sits down, we turn off the cameras. Let's go here forever. And then when he comes in, we're like, "Hey Joe, we have something to talk to you about." And then Bart gets up, turns off the camera. That's it. That's pretty good. We're not ready yet. So, what do you guys want to talk about for 5 minutes? What if we just say what if we he comes in we're go and the intervention is that like look man like I feel like you put a lot of pressure on us to have to go out for your birthday. We just don't want to.

15:07 We're all tired. Okay. I said yes to be polite and I just I can't I hate Mediterranean food. I don't want to eat there. Yeah. Something like that. And then we go surprise Hannah's here. This is not Come on Hannah, come on out. I'm recording with his phone right now by the way. Oh ████ Good. This is good B-roll, so you know what? Sure ass to the Okay, check this out. We're going to get you off, my boy. You got to cam, my boy. That's off cam. You couldn't see us on chicken. Then chicken. Yeah, that's off camera. He's been out there a while, bro. We still got at least No, I was out there for like 5 minutes, dude. Come on. No, you were barely out there. It felt like forever. It probably feels like forever for him. I was able to watch a lot of things. I was trying to open up all the car doors. None of them were open. Damn. Um, I wonder what he's thinking. Yeah, we got to Should we just Should we just lean a bunch of ████ on the door?

15:59 Spears. He opens it, gets avalged. I do like the So far the idea like the most is he comes in and we just turn the camera off. I think that's good. But then we also don't get his reaction. Yeah. Leave that one running or pretend like you're turning it off. Or we can leave that camera running. Let it run. That's true. And then we just comes in and then one of you guys whatever and we just make him talk until he realizes it's not fil where it's like hey there's no red you want to do that I can set up the camera just turn off this wait something Oh my god. So that's that's all of them though cuz you'll see the red on all of them. Why don't we just all go the ████ out of here and just go in that room and then he comes in and it's just Ken sitting right and Ken has an intervention with him.

16:51 Just talk about how you you feel like you're being bullied too hard by him and ████ So funny. Like actually talk about how like, hey, I actually don't think it's good that you guys are always talking about me deleting footage cuz it's actually starting to hurt my Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And tell them like the jokes have now backfired and now your company can't get work cuz they think you delete everything. For how long? I just talk about like, man, I I just expected our friendship would be farther along than this. Like Dusky Hunters, remember us? Just stretch. Stretch. But it's just him. But it's just him on camera. Yeah, we just move. You only need to hold for like 30 seconds. You sit right here. He's right here. And you about Hey, Joe, please have a seat. Hey, Tom. Come here. Sharp. Hey, I'm going to go in that back window.

17:44 Come in. That took forever. I know. Take a long time, man. Yeah. Come in. Sorry for party rocket. What the ████ They got to play hide and seek. Yeah. Uh, we're supposed to here. We're supposed to have a talk here. Okay. To have a seat. All right. Talk time. Yeah. This is like serious topic. All right. I just want to talk about how like lately you guys have been bullying me a lot and I I just I feel like it just hurts my feelings and it's hurting my company and you know what? It's got to stop. Okay. So, why why do you think like do you guys think that you you're bullying me too much? Wait, how do how are we bullying you? like just, you

18:34 know, is always constantly roasting me for deleting footage. Like, do you think it's too much? No, I think we could go harder. Damn. Okay. But yeah, also I I feel like it might be hurting our friendship a little bit, too. You stupid laughing. Okay. Are you trying to be serious right now? I'm trying to be super serious with you. It's a big problem, man. And you know what? I think um I'm just going to have to quit when you guys move to Vegas. Oh, for real? That's it? Yeah. Why you wait until we move to Vegas? Cuz then I I just I don't know. That's just the the right time, you know. What are you going to do for work? I don't know, man. I'm just going to work for Tiger Belly or something. Oh, okay. Yeah, but also the You know what? I do kind of miss the days when we

19:24 used to make music together. You think we could bring that back? Maybe. Maybe. I don't know. Please. I'm down. I guess. Yeah. Yeah. Like this year. You want to make what kind of music? Uh I don't know. Japanese music. Japanese music. Can we make Japanese music together? The dusky hunter. Dusk hunter. Yeah. Uh yeah, man. If you want to. I think that would be No, for real. For real. What? What? What's uh what are you you trying to do? Dude, this is so hard. I'm trying to stretch this video out as long as I possibly can. What the ████ That's the video. What the ████ Oh, that's going to be it. Is

20:14 that Wait, what ended up happening? It was the worst awkward conversation, bro. It's hard. It's so hard. It's so bad. It's so hard. K's like, "I'm going to K's like, I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to have to quit when you guys move to Vegas." And then Jo's like laughing as soon as he sat down just giggling and we're just like, "What the ████ is going on?" I was like, "You you don't think you believe us too much? You bully me too much?" He's like, "No, I think we should go more." He's all damn.

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