0:00 thank you [Music] so did you guys hear what about how Joe Biden's just had a oofy doofy yeah like an Air Force Academy of graduation which was just together right now dude he'd be falling too much man he feels a lot what's going on oh you tripped again do you think he has the most Falls of all the presidents oh yeah for sure yeah yeah isn't the full video that he like walked to the wrong spot and then had to go back and then had to go forward and like and then he fell there's like a hole like Saga well I mean no there's like the ████ I have the full video at this point it just feels like is Grandpa okay no yeah he just walked straight walks right off one step dude that's yeah
0:50 Trump nailed him with a ████ goal that's the full thing the graphic of the boss it looks defies physics at some point don't we got like a chief doctor person that could be like a physical therapist I think the vice president needs to take off how old is he he's like 80. 80. it's about to be 80 something let me see he should probably do less events huh yeah he's 80 right now yeah I think he aged progressively though after um those Strokes that they kept under the wrap yeah Strokes he has a couple Strokes right after the election secret Strokes he's 80. sounds like cool bands this is another angle what do you think
1:41 do you think when like people try to coach him he just tells them like yeah Trump looks so funny [Applause] a lot of people crazy we literally elected a ████ dude that's in his 80s yeah well he's now 80. but now I mean but still like yeah you know like what the ████ we wanted to see if it was possible this is like 70 something yeah 70 something that's so old the difference of sentience is very large 36 76. so by the time if Trump does win something yeah he'd get elected at 78 I think I don't know and then finish at like 81-82 why are we doing this it's what we do like like I mean Obama was like he was in his 40s yeah he was young
2:32 we want wisdom Reagan was 70 something yeah he was like the oldest president until Biden now they didn't Obama retire at like 55 or something like that yeah yeah really that's young still yeah well that's because when he got elected he was young like like 43 maybe yeah 43. I hadn't I didn't really because we were younger so it just felt so old but then I'm just like can you imagine being like 40 even 40s like five yeah and you're a ████ present bro that's a big deal Kennedy was 43. wow Obama people like the young ones though I mean Kim Jong-un the dear dear leader sorry black don't crack oh he got elected at 47. yeah and Kennedy was 43. you see a paddle boarding in Hawaii Obama paddle boarding
3:23 and you're like dude this guy's ████ you still got it bro yeah he still got it I kind of like having a young president yeah yeah like a young leader kind of gives like this younger energy to the I think Kim Jong-un got started at 36. how old is he now he's 39. he's 39. yeah well we're the same age that's so glad they voted for him so that he won fair Square really yep I do I do miss having a president that couldn't calculate on on yeah the Pillsbury Doughboy right now yeah he's 39. yeah he's 39. I thought he was older yeah because he looks older yeah yeah yeah he's very youthful cheeks because he's a lot taller than I thought like you know when Trump met him and they stood stand like stood next to each other I thought he was gonna be like 5'3 and fat as ████ he's fat as ████ though he still is but he's not 5'3 I was like
4:13 because isn't Trump like six foot or some ████ so like oh yeah what do you guys think we uh who should be president then what can I eat all right so right now on the right we got Trump and the Santas right and on the left we basically have Biden and no one's contesting except Robert F Kennedy I like Robert and who else maybe RFK uh Marion Williamson I don't know but she has a shot technically there isn't if there's a sitting president of that party they don't have a contestant um we can't get Robert we can no we we can but then typically the Democrats wouldn't back how does Robert like what would happen is the Democrats the the most they'll they'll they'll back the sitting president uh they wouldn't they should make an exception this time they should manually
5:03 we need her man we need what change the ████ president out yeah we got expired eggs in the fridge [Laughter] Inspire for a while I think a lot of the people that voted for Biden they they thought they were gonna get Obama 2.0 you mean what there's no ████ way I want to see him right now how did you react when when Biden was like if you if you don't vote for me you're not black I was like ████ yeah you're not it is weird how like I mean not to get so political but like it is weird how like if you are black you have to be Democrat you know that is kind of weird it's like a weird thing yeah yeah in
5:53 general yeah like Latinos everybody like we all like Larry Elder Larry Elder Larry oh yeah one of the best politicians to ever exist wait is he the guy yeah there's a radio guy from combo he was trying to run for L.A governor no Governor yes oh and then someone threw an egg on them yeah someone hit it with that yeah they were calling him a white supremacist that's a hate crime okay walk around I don't care if you like him or not that's a hate crime they were calling him a white supremacist they were yeah yeah this is the weirdest time right now the weirdest time this is a good time because I never thought there'd be a time when you saw a bunch of white kids call black people white supremacists oh it's it's funny because I'm just like I'd be seeing some of these like out
6:45 like protests and stuff right and then people be arguing and ████ and it'll be like a bunch of like these like kind of college students and then they'll be like a black Republican or conservative or whatever and they'll be like you ████ white supremacist I'm like well they were saying that to even the black cops that were just holding the line at the protest yeah like that is so weird you were just standing there like come on man that's a good burn though I'm at work feelings oh yeah they're gonna take that personally guarding his friend's pawn shop uh and he got like executed and they were calling him the same ████ and he's like a black dude who's like I mean unless it's Clayton Bixby yeah yeah unless you got like a Clayton Bixby then it's like yeah because he was respected you know he was yeah yeah he had a whole congregation it's weird like yeah that
7:35 younger generation like I just think I don't know when you think about like us being that age like we didn't know that much you know and I think they just don't know that much true so they think they know more and no more but they're just but they're just mad at like they're mad at like the elderly you know like people people above them which I get right you know like that's that ████ yeah they said like you know The Angst or whatever yeah because I was I was a big time communist in high school because I read this makes me laugh all right I read the Communist manifestation a little big Mussolini guy though so like socialist groups and clubs and ████ like that it it thrives in like high school and University because um I feel like it makes sense your Counter Culture you're not mainstream whatever and then the
8:26 ideology just sounds really good like oh it's awesome you know the world it sounds really ████ good it's like oh ████ it sounds like paradise yeah like everything uh homeboy was saying uh what's that other old white dude which one Bernie Sanders Sanders yeah everything like everything he was saying it's like never happened well dude I used to really like Bernie and then I'm all like wait a minute you'd be you have million dollar homes what are you talking about millionaires you're a millionaire he really does talk about both sides of his mouth on all the war stuff yeah and all the he just supports the corporate his Democrats on everything yeah it's kind of like you know that Black Mirror episode where
9:17 the guy makes that viral video yeah yeah what the ████ yeah why you gotta talk about that yeah is it cushion poster that you're talking about no because I'm trying to connect he goes uh have you guys seen Black Mirror you know that episode where the where the where the where the guy it's that it's that episode when they're all in the tower and they're doing they're like a rat in the cage just doing the same thing right and he makes a viral video and then he gets famous for men so he gets invited to the upper class and then to do uh to do that viral video but he I think he was like it was like a suicide video or some ████ like he had a knife and he was he had his monologue and they're like oh it's so passionate right and when he got to the top he wanted to be this like Rebel and disrupt the system and everything and then he was like you know what life is kind of good at the top yeah and then he just started performing
10:08 his thing and all that and then he just stayed up there and it was kind of like I kind of feel like that's what people do right like politics and all that everyone has this energy to change the world and then they get there and then they're like actually well even yeah that's true like I feel that like that that younger generation that's like highly upset like wants all these like you know fantasy things I think it's just like a lot of it becomes from like yeah they just broke you know when you think about it like because when you get money yeah things do change your life does change when you have a consistent flow of a lot of money yeah things are ████ very different and you're not gonna complain about the things that you would normally complain about yeah yeah you know when you think about it like I just think it's like yeah like more like a classist thing than it is like it's classic then it is like a racism like you know I
10:58 think yeah racism it happens when like you're someone that's not benefiting from the system so you hate the system but then as you work in the system and then you benefit from the system you're like I kind of like the system now it's got a sweet for sure yeah like caviar that's why it's hard to blame all these ████ hack-ass news anchors right because they're living the life making like 30 grand a week yeah getting to they make that much oh yeah they're killing it and it's a Cooper yeah exactly yeah kill him it makes millions and millions plus historically like when you look at countries that did have revolutionaries that took over like that usurped the government how did that turn out always disaster the rebels always become the institution yeah that's I feel like the new corrupt basically disruption power struggle and then the new establishment like it's like a cycle it's like having
11:50 winter spring summer fall whatever and it just keeps going on and on because if you think about America this like well Rebel State we don't have royalty and then like we become the biggest empire right and then like there's gonna be new disruptors there's going to be new Rebels and it's going to keep cycling like this Rebels will always become the new institution until another group of rebels come and become the and disrupt this one corruption right we we will take corrupt people and we will actually use them right if they serve our American interests like how many people in Afghanistan are acting all that stuff they're they were the bad guys right and then we use them as informants we pardon everything that they did bad and like you know it's like the show The Blacklist right like that's about that's about like a bunch of bad guys right because bad guys and you say you people
12:44 [Laughter] and then he's like hey you forgive all my crimes I'll tell you guys where all the ████ pudding is made and they're like all right dude damn that's all yeah same thing in Dark Knight Rises there's like a similar lesson foreign
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