0:00 [Music] welcome back to part two of catching up with Jason H everybody we are so excited it's an off the Record uh and here's the thing for the last 20 minutes I have no idea what we talked about so we're going to try and bring it back part two back to back well no no well so far we know Jason chenny if he had a son he would whoop his ass daughter no would you would you what do you do would you and later on like to me there's no difference if they ████ up I'm spanking both of them oh really girl too yeah yeah you too but aren't you like Nicholas Cage and Conair where you're like a deadly weapon like I could imagine if you were to spank somebody they might fly like you probably don't have the average spank how do you think I ████ put on contacts I go like this I just push my brain in that's a very very good point got
0:52 him D and then and then from that Gio until she has internal bleeding you kind of are like homelander dude be SI spice things up then yeah yeah and and then from that we talked about how Asian parents are professional gaslighters and I go actually I don't think they're gaslighters I think they're so delusional that they have selective memory they Gaslight themselves gasl their own mind and then uh Jason chenny found out that we have a very similar background which proves my point of a parent of a parent beating your ass and completely forgetting about it he was going to get into the juicy details he's going to go to a dark place but he just decided to dismiss he was like I have the same thing I relate and then he doesn't tell me how he relates no but he said that but I said
1:43 it I said I said I also had a similar experience because three weeks ago okay my dad was your side he had the you Jason had the best childhood ever but it's like I didn't even ████ I didn't live with my parents till fifth grade which is really common in the Asian culture I was like how the ████ do you know you wasn't even there ████ half of it man I mean not even half of it it's like I I imagined you outside of the house having a great time so for your first 5 years where did you live who did you live oh with my grandparents I love them it was the best beat you up in the first 5 years it was the best no not not my grandparents you did have a good child with your grandparent my no but my dad would visit oh yeah then he will ████ me up he'll ████ you up when he's visiting yeah yeah yeah ████ up so when your
2:34 dad would come around when you were living with your grandparents it was kind of a he came over just to beat you up like every every time like I I just feel I I really think so I really think this but I know I don't want to speak like all bad he did his best and I really appreciate it and that's why that's why I wait wait why did you say you could speak back here and most made eye that way yeah we you made an eye that way man like almost everybody's talk bad about father here yeah dude wrong when did you say bad about your father tell I said almost everybody dude okay who's who's the other ████ guys man everybody we all got Daddy everybody here's got Daddy Issues I'll tell you one thing tell you one thing yeah I talk ████ about my dad all the time yeah but my dad uh he did say one of the biggest things he regretted was whooping my ass so he didn't hey he
3:25 admit which is crazy yo better than my dad and my uncle M doesn't remember oh see I am right see your mom gasl gaslighted her brain right that's why he's gender neutral on slapping kids everybody's together in reality if he slaps his future daughter he's just slapping his mom exactly that's just Revenge bro you see that we get deep here we go to the Dark Places go ahead remember and your mom was like I never did such a thing my mom was reading through her like 1993 journal or whatever and she's like I'm so sad for like beating a bark what and she that's when she called me she's like hey I'm reading my old journals and it said like I was really really sad that night cuz I had to like whoop your ass was your journals yeah yeah and she was well I didn't actually didn't know that she journals until she called me that one time and then I was like yeah you whooped my ass like ████ all the time
4:15 and she was like what I don't remember seeing my theory is correct maybe she was just trying to be like hey someone wrote in my journal why would they write that why would they write in my someone ████ with my ████ my handwriting yeah sign my name this is ████ what's the worst ass beaing your dad ever gave you what was it like and what was a bring back the trauma I really don't think is like I I don't remember cuz every time is the same every time so there's two uh weapons one of them is the machete the feather duster what feather duster there's no feather there like branches but in one oh shom the broom no no broom like it's like this it's a ████ Shaolin ████
5:05 stick or something yeah yeah but five in one right that one and then the thick one right and my dad likes bamboo one of uh I don't know if they're bamboo or not the other one is like a tree thing okay uh a broom what's the intended purpose of these things so one of them is a gift from my uncle and then he gave it to my dad and then beat your son ████ your son up with this yeah happy birthday hey brother I have something for you we both hate Jason when they beat your ass is it like is it like um do you know how many you're going to get no or is it just no until screaming and cussing until they screaming cussing until um they're like okay now you write why what you did wrong and do you remember what you did wrong you had to do sentences too yeah wow and I remember staying up like to so
5:57 until so late to say like oh I did wrong this what was the thing that you did wrong but every day I would like you know act up in class and I'll get kicked out and stuff and then or like not do you kind deserved it bro I know I did deserve it I you learn from the writing it sounds Justice it's like you went you ████ up at school and you ████ you up after yeah but I liked it though because you go to school you get kicked kicked out with like your friends and then um you go to school to get kicked out with your friends yeah because it's nice to be outside of school yeah good point it's necessary but you like to get ████ up though that's not fun I'd rather take that I rather oh then be in school yeah to be in school I remember that you're a little bit of a huh it was fine are you familiar with that term a pain ████ yeah I like the pain ████ I'm
6:49 a no that's true cuz it's like what less than a minute of getting your ass that's what I'm saying uh but you get to chill outside of school for 8 hours for8 hours that's worth the thing no but in Tai one it's like eight classes so you kind of have to ████ up every class oh and get you know and then get kicked out you have to do a thing but that was the fun part you know every class I'm like okay what am I going to do this time what was your go-to move yeah what type of thing would you do to get kicked out like I'll say like like a teacher will say a thing and then I'll go they'll ask something like okay who knows about the E equals MC squ uhhuh yeah and then I go you look like a Santa Claus but it wouldn't work cuz it's a Taiwan so she's like what are you talking about exactly SK material dude
7:41 you have American references so they were just professional roler they were mainly just mad cuz you were out of season you look like p a gun it's flowers it's April get out teacher did anybody say you look like that Easter funny and everyone's like oh ████ this was funny dude it's just the most random thing I don't even know if it was funny or not it Just Disturbed you just wanted to cause some sort of commotion or like yeah just a fun thing fun time you feel like you lashing out for attention cuz you didn't get any from your father okay why' you say it like that why why' you say it like that yeah man it hurt his feelings when you say that man don't hurt my friends feel yeah come on I think it might be true but I was having a good time though yeah but I didn't know them but now I been friends with you yeah because if we get kicked out
8:33 together and then we could go to 7-Eleven we go to 7-Eleven stew eggs or something that was very excitement for me yeah we could like steal like a a porn magazine jerk off get oh yeah with the boys hey is Taiwanese porn good why you leave like that dude don't bite your lip when you ask you is Taiwanese is Taiwanese porn good um I think we just watch uh okay yeah Japanese is like the Chinese Hollywood of porn I meanwood Chinese Hollywood Taiwanese Japanese Chinese Hollywood culture is represented in that state I feel like you know how American Hollywood is the entertainment capital of a the world I feel like the Japanese porn industry is the porn industry of Asia for a long
9:25 time so they exported expor it ex because I don't see any good porno coming from other countries until recently but I I always wonder this why did they like uh what is that the square thing pixelate pixelate I I always wonder that like they censored it's illegal oh today's video is brought to you by Factor all right I know what you guys are thinking I don't do readymade meals cuz I'm a Bouie ass ████ well let me tell you something about factor I know if you're vegan you probably like they don't have any good options well yes they do they got chicken bar Salo right here and if you look inside it's pretty nice we got a lot of condensation here but trust me y'all there's green beans there's mushroom there's a lot of yumminess I
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12:48 because during the technological Revolution Japanese kids were being born with pixelated private parts but I was born in America so I don't have that so you don't have pictur yeah that's why Nintendo was invented in Japan cuz everything's eight bit Y how do you feel about that I I I got it so speak on your relationship with your father huh I got it cuz sometimes I don't get a thing and I guess that but you get you get what I got it you look like a Santa Claus you look like a Santa Claus a different you know thing yeah like a just like a random goof cuz that's pretty hurtful nobody wants to like Santa Claus hey how did you though how did you how did you become rekindle the the the bad Flames uh how did you rekindle Flames with your father um when you how did you become friends sound romantic yeah how' you
13:40 hook up again with your dad how' you guys hook up again how you guys fix when did you guys start ████ again yeah how' you guys fix fix the dull relationship yeah rekindle the FL how' you add some spice to your your love life with your dad how did you bring it back up again you know I I took him to dinner and um yeah dates are good dude and ask him if he was a virgin ask him if he's seeing anybody dad are you a virgin what the ████ you went to ████ like Denny's in Taiwan and he's like yeah you guys are like so uh my son is ████ I should have beat him more actually he's like that's why they he beat your ass or he's like I beat him too hard I know I know he just wants to
14:30 foret he was trying to beat the ████ out of me my whole life do you ever like crack jokes with your dad yeah but you know but this is the thing I really feel like recently I've been talking about this with my M dad but um but I think he might have bolar thing sometimes he's like the best funnest but everybody know like oh what he's like a taking time bomb like oh when is he going to be crazy like my dad's like that like what do you mean crazy like go on a St a rage just out ofwhere yell and yell and yeah wow you think it's stress does your dad have a stressful yeah yeah but I mean every is it a is it a mental disease if everyone has it nah is it a cuz I feel like nah like anxiety everyone has it no either we just are all friends because we just have similar upbringings yeah or
15:21 all of our dads are like they're not even the same culture but they're very similar yeah I mean is it really a disease if we all got Co nope nope jeez that's a good point it's not a disease time it's the cold yeah yep hey remember um Co yeah yep it was kind of it was kind of stupid can you start your next stand up with that yeah hey you guys uh you guys remember Co you guys remember and then don't continue my fathering you look like a Santa Claus that the Santa Claus one isn't a good one I apologize it's really good hey asking your dad if he's a virgin though that's funny so you guys remember Co I asked my dad if he's a virgin your dad might if you ask your dad I when I
16:12 picture your dad from all the stories you tell about him if you were to ask him at dinner if he was a virgin I would imagine him being like across the dinner table for me just standing up and SL and then just sitting back down and just being like and he would go could a virgin slap like that could a virgin does dad like jokes or no he's like kind of yeah he likes jokes oh he does jok until he blows up but sometimes he doesn't like jokes right yeah sometimes he doesn't like jokes don't know which day it is like everybody yeah I guess like everybody but um so everybody's bipolar yeah everybody's a little bit bipolar but his just a little bit extreme though his is very extreme like what kind of extreme like giv me an example I don't know but I think maybe the switch is really quick like sometimes you'll say a thing and then he'll be like what do you mean that
17:03 thing and like a Joe peshy on a good Fellers you know that what you mean you think funny what do you mean by funny huh you mean like haha funny like that yeah yeah yeah like I was just joking yeah joking and then he'll go on a and then the mood will be bad for like two days wow but he knows your whole life is like joking right yeah but he he but his is not good point so he's laughing cuz it's a funny joke and he go what the ████ you mean by that man that's how he acts really no no no no but not not not that extreme oh but uh uh yeah if I would say a thing he would just immediately go like what do you mean that thing and then he'll go um yeah to' be in a bad mood yeah bad mood did you did you get in a fist fight with him no I never I never you never fought back never fought back wow but I think
17:54 it's a mental thing you know like he's so powerful yeah he's so powerful and then it's the respect of a father to to a father and then I was did you ████ up your dad my brother did I I I thought he was so cool I thought that was a I thought that was a thing you have to do to become a man oh that eventually you have to fight back cuz I knew a lot of people who fought their dads so I thought that was like okay that's when you know that like you when you can finally fight that means you're actually now you know what I did I remember the day that when he stopped ████ me up is I think I was in um 11 or no 12 a senior I was a senior and then he still threatens me to be like I'll kill you yeah and then he will be like I'm going to come up there yeah you know and then he came up one time and I start punching myself in the face I start and I was punching really
18:46 hard like both sides he goes ████ preemptive strike on myself ████ maybe like 15 20 times yeah because he CU I don't want him to hit me and then I just hit my myself and then go like well if you hit me I'm going to hit myself I could hit myself harder than you can hit me wow that's a diss that's a burn and then what he he we just went back downstairs no he still said a thing he's like keep going 20 more like ████ but uh I don't know ████ crazy that is a big curve ball though you storm upstairs and your son's just whooping on himself like that is Prett all right you go back downstairs did you watch before I I went cuz I I I don't want to feel I still respect him so I I left so he was like man he's like I bet he was proud of you though he's like I thought you were a ████ but today a little tear down his eyes he's
19:37 or maybe he was extremely disappointed in himself him maybe the dad yeah for either not knocking the ████ out of him or being like dude I'm right here man this I'm just talking to him about you you weren you're it's not meant for your cover your ears cover your it's not for you that's pretty crazy I call him a ████ or something and you only had to do that one time yeah yeah I think after that time he just stopped threaten me yeah so if you're out there and your parents be in your ass um if you beat try the strategy but you have to know that you could beat your own ass more than they could beat your ass like you have like blood going down your face and you're just like smiling like a ████ lunatic no I was like pretty I was like you ████ think you could do this yeah like you know that bat why did he turn into bll rat would you suggest that yes Fant Nick
20:29 would you suggest that type of solution for like other kids whose parents abuse them in other ways I think so maybe because it's less light cuz now that's dark maybe you don't have to ████ up if you hit your father I feel like that's a crazy thing too what if your father like touches you though so you you like touch yourself harder you got to touch it you touch him you touch him more you touch wait wait what sorry is this bad I try not to say it no I'm just explaining to him cuz he speaks Chinese oh okay I think you should fight your dad dude I think that's the only way you get what he's saying is like what if your dad Mo then do you Mo yourself yeah more more [Laughter] problem I said touch it like a kid way
21:20 too like touchy touchy oh my God it's so dark catch that algorithm don't challenge it is that a Thing If you said the thing does the the algorithm say it straight up it's not a good thing what it's not good for the algori ████ YouTube huh oh damn more money more [Applause] problem you can do it if I already do it plus three points for that one you cannot do it oh God so sad shouldn't joke about that man I think we should joke a little bit more about that Santa Claus how many times do you guys say the more thing first time I've ever heard no no no no like about that
22:11 subject one more I try not to but Anthony loves talking about it all the time try not to because that means the video is automatically going on patreon Jo literally promotes t-shirts by talking about it we you it's a good idea we should keep talking about it why don't we just end the [Music] video [Music]
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