0:00 yeah but you know how it is when you're old and your kids are all gone and you got nothing to live for you walk slower you're not as aware when you got nothing so the unfortunately not a 73 year old problem this is everybody [Music] unfortunately this isn't a happy one but you know I figured it's healthy for us to just to cry ████ we've talked some ████ on somebody you know what I mean going through a hard time go through a hard time Nick will make it really funny though no I won't Nick's the funny guy for sure shut up dude I hate you so uh check this out this 20 year old has been arrested in the oh man this Line's way too sad to start let's just say this this dude who steals a forklift at Lowe's rides it over to Home Depot and it runs over a 73 year old oh the first
0:50 part was pretty funny I mean take an afford to go to the Rival store yeah that's kind of funny yeah that's pretty funny but why Target shopping cart and slam it to Walmart or something that's pretty funny but it was a forklift would be way funnier so I see why where he went with this yeah it was it was going somewhere kind of hilarious but then it went to murder and that's not funny nick make it funny please take it away Nick so my question is like how did you hit a 73 year old because she was too slow it's pretty it's pretty slow but still faster than a 73 year old I think the I think the point of the story is the 73 year old was home watching TV oh my God no just kidding match it's just yeah through the living room
1:40 now it's funny again because I feel I feel like forklifts are kind of almost easy to handle but like you could see it coming a mile away they're not I'm not blaming the 73 year old I'm but they're lethal though for sure yeah they got two ████ things like this I'm questioning the driver like yeah I think you're going somewhere with the victim blaming though I think we should stick to that you're making it funny let's go right on the cusp of it being funny 73 is not even that old how to drive a forklift it's a good start it's actually quite young keep going like yeah I agree then the old days 73 years old but now it's like yeah but you know how it is when you're old and your kids are all gone and you got nothing to live for you walk slower you're not as aware when you got nothing to live for yeah not a 73 year old problem this is everybody think about our own lives like is there
2:32 that much to live for no we don't know it's getting dark just give up don't even try anymore there is a huge difference though between a 73 year old that like kept Athletic versus 73 year old that just like chills on the couch because like like in my um karate club I had guys that were like 80 something 70 something and I was shocked that you can actually have a six-pack at that age without steroids so it's gonna be Barley Street that's the guy that we should imagine when he's getting hit by a forklift that he's like give it all you got man come on ████ so my one of the guys I dormed with he was 77 he had a freaking hearing aid right and then we were running laps at six in the morning he you know he can't run like he's young but then afterwards I was like how can you like
3:23 physically just endure all this and he goes I worked in construction all my life so he goes I still work construction so I'm out in the sun and I'm still throwing the hammer so he's like this is not there's nothing to me and I was like Wow and we did like a 90-minute horse stance and everything so it's a long time you didn't have a young man's body like fit like like a bodybuilder or whatever but his endurance was so good I he was beaten like 20 year olds yeah and I was just shocked like damn you could do that at 77 because in my mind at that age you're in a wheelchair that's like the guy who holds the plank record oh yeah isn't it like hours it's hours yeah oh thank you so you don't gotta go to work bro 60s I think yeah yeah maybe they're just so old that they don't even feel the pain
4:14 they can't keep track of time it feels like I've been doing it in a minute you want your grandparents ears they get so big I bet you like if you came from behind it just pinched it as hard as you can they wouldn't even feel it no that guy that guy had a body finally I got what planting is it basically it's a Catatonia yeah he was just in a catatonic State yeah right it deserves no credits you're dissociating oh my God so he got run over in Lowe's well okay so this guy his name is Bryce Caleb Timothy Brown who steals definitely got five minutes how many names does he have four but yes five is a good example when you got four first names probably red Nikki yeah yeah that's a good assumption um he's accused of breaking into the low
5:05 stealing a forklift and ramming it through the rear Gates he then made his way to a Home Depot parking lot which was half a mile east of the low so imagine like you said it's not a fast vehicle yeah if you're going like half a mile that's like a long trip and don't they usually yell forklift this is at 12 40 a.m by the way I don't know a.m yeah so it's like midnight yeah midnight why what the hell is this guy doing is he does he have a foreign parking lot and then there's uh a lady glorstein Pinckney who is oh they're even slower who was asleep in her car so she's just a home homeless lady well she had a car I don't know but that's not a home that's true it's just
5:55 a recipe for the homeless lady I'm not homeless I have a car thank you as long as where you're running she's sleeping in her car the forklift comes in and just oh that makes sense yeah so it's kind of closer to your story exactly yeah yeah she's technically kind of in her living room it's a little worse than that actually oh oh great jeez why you make it so sad because Nick's fall it's his job to make it funny I think we got Nick here yeah we're not even halfway she's asleep in the car when Brown strikes the vehicle with the stolen forklift she gets out of the car after the crash and starts running away and then he follows her with the forklift and runs it over oh so and then he flees the scene in her car so he was looking to do that whoa and she was runnable it's first degree forklift yeah bro that's that's murder that is assault
6:46 with a deadly weapon can't you just stand behind one of those parking lot lights and the forklift can't get to you oh that's a good idea yeah it's still her fault yeah what the ████ was she thinking dude let's stand next to us stop oh you know you know the place where you put the shopping carts there's two metal bars to stand in the middle of he can't get to you he probably thought she was still dreaming that's true it's kind of hard to run as soon as you wake up that's true you guys ever try we should try that just wake up and just ████ run because no alarm wake up and run we're gonna be half asleep going I want to go back to sleep you stupid robber yeah oh geez man it's really hard to run in your dreams have you guys ever had that when you had to wake up and as soon as you wake up you had to like do some adrenaline stuff you
7:37 must have had boot camp stuff like boot camps like that yeah that must be fun huh boot camp is like this they have times where it's just randomly um like your your normal schedule is like four or five a.m and then you sleep at like nine or ten and then they'll have random like ████ around times where it's like three a.m nice lights they turn on the lights I don't get the ████ out of that so just just like random sporadic moments and you get up and all right everyone get the ████ outside and then you're like it's not fun because then later you try to go back to sleep and your heart's like stressed out yeah it's like oh why'd I sign up for this ████ Chuck Norris did our create uh um karate boot camp really oh cool yeah he had no like he conducted it or he he joined it oh how old is he now no this is like I
8:27 wasn't even it was like a long time ago in the 80s or some ████ okay like long time ago he visited he participated and then he was like ah it's just hard decades ago I wasn't even there they're using his testimonial as marketing still yeah yeah Chuck Norris said that it was hard as hell just 40 years ago but it wasn't like that we get woken up too yeah but it was like all right get ready and then we're like put your keys on putting on her keys like damn man I'm half asleep still get into the horse dance now 90 minutes it was still nice it was like get up guys we gotta get we gotta get ready we're gonna get lunch do you have a great morning they'll wait for you too yeah haven't
9:18 you ever had that thing happen when you where you take a nap in the car when you're in the driver's seat and then you wake up and you think you're driving and that you fell asleep oh that's dangerous this never happened to you no that's terrifying or also when you are driving but you're really really tired and then you like close your eyes for a second when you open your eyes you're like oh ████ you realize you're still driving yeah oh but then then take that and add a forklift that's her life well hers is she's in the car right and then ████ ah get out of here yeah I just have to figure out a way to get it and then he chases you like a ████ Stone on Temple of Doom dude like a combine harvester just like yeah Jesus that's scary make it funny dude I don't know man this is tough you just gotta goal if you're at Home Depot you gotta run behind all the barbecues yeah there's like a barricade right there
10:09 tough ████ she couldn't make it there she has to go on the curb thing uh on the forklift is so small so you have to go over the curb they can't go over the I wonder what the top speed on a forklift is or on a 73 year old lady well yeah that might be equal also if she's sleeping in her car she's probably not parked near the Home Depot it's fast enough she's probably on the outside of that that's true and also at the Home Depot or the lows at night they bring in all the display stuff inside the store no barbecues out there no barbecues out there bro no picnic benches no tough sheds all the tough sheds all Walmart parking lots you can you can crash for one night yeah you could do a 24 hour that's pretty cool I did it before you can't do it two nights in a row what a
10:59 what a van you just gotta move your car to a different spot two night limit huh you got to get a paint job on your car paint sprayer go back here [Music] foreign
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