0:00 [Music] you much of a drinker jason sometimes drink a little bit not a lot what's your go-to drink um probably jamison pretty basic that's it or tequila jameson's very asian huh hennessey is very asian oh yeah hennessey's variations hennessey's vietnamese yeah alcoholicism is uh asian yeah it's very asian we're just alcoholism is uh multicultural i think everyone i think everyone indulges everyone likes hennessy i think no ethnic biases when it comes to alcohol you ever had a henny chatta you know what i mean a horchata with honey no yeah but that sounds good it's quite good i don't i'm not a drinker but i had someone i was like this is i see why people like this what about your thoughts on jagermeister i've never had it um i think you showed us a clip
0:50 or a story which is what we're gonna talk about right now so i'm not gonna say it i'm not gonna spoil it dude jagermeister actually i i remember drinking it a lot when i was young they remember in uh at bars they would always have those mini jagermeister like uh cooler taps or drafts right they had a separate machine that had the jagermeister logo on it they would take a bottle put it on top like it's a spout like a draft and then it would cool the ████ jager like ice cold cool and you put it in a ████ shot glass and that would be a huge thing yeah people used to drink jager bombs all the time too yeah which is still gross to this day why it's red bull and jagermeister but that is if i drink it now i'm like that's gross but we used to drink it all the time i actually used to help me because you know alcohol makes me like sleepy but then the red bull like gets you up does jager taste like black licorice is that it does no it tastes like cough syrup so here's a noob question how is
1:41 jagermeister really strong it's like your regular alcohol in in any circumstance but it's kind of thick and almost like uh like licorice chocolatey so sometimes it's uh easier to consume quickly and i think the culture of jaeger when people drink jaeger you don't like drink to die yeah dude they drink to die you know what i'm saying it's it's different when you usually yeah you're like i'm gonna get ████ up tonight i feel like jaeger's a tough guy drink like like all like strong guys drink it but it tastes so fruity for something so tough i feel like it's for ████ no really i don't know i'm not a big drinker i don't know speaking of tough tough ████ um yeah that that article i texted you guys that says a man dies after downing a whole bottle of jagermeister in two minutes you know what i've seen so many viral videos of people doing i don't know if it's real or fake where they drink a whole like yeah bottle of alcohol and i'm surprised it doesn't happen more often because that was like a trend for a while where people put a
2:32 straw in it and they try to chug like whatever miscellaneous alcohol yeah you should die right yeah you can't get alcohol alcohol poisoning and if you get saved to the point where like the emts make you yeah they pump you and ████ like that then you can survive tell you about a time that i almost killed a person because i didn't know but like so when we were touring with lmfao we do these things where we bring people up from the audience and we do like a beer funnel right you almost killed somebody in front of thousands at a concert your your game is ████ hella heavy because i don't i've never drank alcohol in my life i don't know the differences between alcohols right so i'm never usually the funnel guy i don't administer the beer this time you're the one with that yeah this time i'm the funnel guy and this like girl comes on stage and then i just grabbed whatever alcohol was there i poured a patron bottle into the funnel
3:23 oh my god and she downed this whole like funnelized i didn't know when i was putting as much as i saw the other guys do it with beer so the whole bottle oh well it wasn't full but a lot of it and she didn't know what what she kept going and she just kept going oh my god and then i said on stage she goes it just goes holy ████ just immediately falls and in this whole time it's i'm sexy and then the girl is just ████ on the ground she's like throwing up and then the other guys are they grab me they're like you're gonna kill someone and i was like why what's the difference i had no idea like the difference between patronus what happened to her what happened to her she was just knocked out she i don't think she tried to wake her up or like just like kind of rolled off the stage oh my gosh
4:14 and nobody's ever heard of her since i mean that's that's one of them but yeah ryan's like they didn't stop me until 13 of these happened yeah usually at the 13th i wish she remembered which song at that moment was she rolling he's trying to party to the right song right now he's been trying to break out in the song he usually is sexy noise i'm sexy or not but then there were people that were drinking that much voluntarily on their own yeah and i was just like in my head i just was like so amazed to see that ████ people would be passing out all the time you were always sober during all those events well because you don't do anything right yeah are you sober now yeah yeah i'm straight edge i was at rosarito i saw ████ the game chug a whole bottle of grey goose the game no it could have been water too i don't know probably mix it probably mix it for sure because a whole bottle like when you saw him in person do this i mean he was like really far away on a
5:04 concert stage dude you're really connected to the game like you have a lot of you have multiple stories about the game remember you hit him up about a verse and he was like yo how much he's like how long the track is how many bars and you see him chugging ████ alcohol like you just randomly bring him up that's true that's true my friend put him in uh jk shirts yeah exactly and then this guy's a story about the game too yeah he does the jewelry right he was making um he was he used to be his personal like cook and trainer so they used to make food and he's like hey my friends got these shirts put it on and then so he put it on and they're like hiking or something and they all took pictures together you're the ████ power pesos shirt on why does that sound so weird yeah it's random it's so random because it's the game dude normalized weird so this uh this dude is from south africa actually uh he was taking part in a drinking competition in an area called
5:55 limpopo oh it was during a comp yeah when he consumed v to answer your question 35 spirit so i think a lot of the alcohols we normally drink hard liquors like 40 80 proof this one's 35 so it's actually a little bit weaker so it's easier probably to consume a lot so it is for ████ like you said this is in africa south africa yeah so uh i believe the man who is believed to be 20 between 25 and 30 years old immediately collapsed that sucks at us during a contest and was rushed to a nearby hospital where he was pronounced dead oh my god dude if it's for a contest like what the ████ like don't they know that that's gonna kill someone eventually like so the prize for the the cash prize that was offered i don't know the currency it says r200 but it's approximately about like 10 pounds of money so like literally if you were to win this
6:45 alcohol drinking competition you'd win like less than 15 bucks but that's a lot though for them uh well again i i don't know the currency uh exchange or anything let me look that up real quick that's crazy one one of my buddies used to down a bottle of jagermeister all the time what yeah him and his buddy they would uh him and his twin brother actually they would down it and then they'd put on ████ knights of armor and reenact what sucks with each other renaissance ████ fights yeah that's different though right if you're maybe also you know how like uh when you drink a lot of alcohol in like college or something like that right next thing you know you're talking about like oh i took like 18 shots this day about bob because you've also kind of like conditioned and trained your liver yeah i can imagine somebody's going in for the first time maybe or doesn't normally do this type of thing so what are the things um anatomically that help tolerance to alcohol like it's being fat
7:35 i remember when you uh in college when i knew we were gonna get like really really like go hard that night because you know when you drink in college you drink like for stupid reasons and people be like we're gonna get ████ up tonight so i'd always like eat hella bread before we partied so is that because it absorbs yeah that's what people would say right you just eat a bunch of like carbs or mcdonald's you grab like a burger and you just want like thick bread and oily greasy type of no empty stomach yeah it doesn't just hit you yeah yeah because i've done that a couple of times and your boy got a ████ would it would a certain type of person have an advantage if they were just like bigger like a fat ████ yeah they could probably consume more right a lot of bigger dudes would always be able to drink a lot more i'm guessing when you were younger you might have been able to drink a little bit more than you do now i don't know i was stupid too i had low tolerance now i just try to drink like everyone else and i'll just puke every night like literally ████ puke all the ████ time this guy's dedicated bro i'm trying to
8:25 hang out with people that was how it was that was the culture yeah i just keep puking yeah that's how i was you would do whatever everybody said you just keep drinking even though you passed your limit and then eventually one day it became your limit none of you guys have ever been hospitalized from drinking too much no but i ████ puked all over the ground and pissed in the trash can and ████ the ████ out of my pillow in front of my mom the ████ that's probably worse i would rather be hospitalized and then she threw me in the shower and ████ had to rinse me off because i had vomiting yeah i was so ████ up dude i was drinking in my garage dive into the details of ████ a pillow did she tell you do you remember anything or was it your mom telling you everything i had no snippets of it and she kind of told me in the morning and then when i woke up with the pillow no you were ████ the pillow and then you flipped it over is it doggy yeah yeah yeah
9:15 ████ you get this one and then you just did this one and then you keep saying a bad girl that's the worst you ever got drunk that was the that was one of the worst it's got to be one of the worst like that shouldn't be a regular but you know what i bet joe's mom was like that's my joke she woke up when i woke up in the morning and then like i was like sleeping on the pillow and then from that point on she always called my pillow my girlfriend [Laughter] she's a ████ rose queen bro yeah yeah your mom does good groundwork man he's just teasing you yeah like she'll be like you need to go to sleep with your girlfriend and then shuts the door yeah yeah leave some condoms on the ████ that's her closer for her type five
10:05 the first time ever i ever drank was because of my dad i was 15 and i was at home and just out of nowhere he came up to me with like a budweiser and he goes it's time whoa and i was like what are you doing right i'm like you're 15. you're 15. you need to drink this i'm like the whole thing goes yeah the whole thing yeah you will put it and i drink it i just remember having a boner and the bucket is laid though because i think just like the circulation because like what happened to you guys because i get all flushed right i get all flushed i'm trying to think about the moment your dad's coming downstairs it's like it's time i'm going to make a man out of this guy gives him a whole beard gets a bone he's like ████ i don't know how to respond to this bart's top 10 memorable bonus that's number one dude so when you when you drink you get red i get red i get flushed like i got my
10:55 circle that's like me crazy that's like your bonus that's like a bonus what was it that you drink just budweiser it's like whatever whatever my dad whatever my dad had in the fridge it just came like i gave you a blue pill dude he put viagra in the ████ bud he's like he thinks it's gonna be so funny he's always heard of that i didn't know that's like that's legit getting a boner yes i've always heard of boners someday i'd like to experience [Music] [Applause] [Music] you
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