0:00 [Music] welcome everybody to just kidding news and today's article is about how Airline an airline a very very budget economy Airline apparently Frontier Spirit a new one launches new flights with no middle seats y'all oh that's sick do you mean wait wait wait wait how that budget what does that mean so everybody's guaranteed a window or an aisle seat no matter what okay okay okay and and even though this is an economy plane okay they also will give you a complimentary beverage in or snack and the beverage includes we want pretzel we want brought that back do they recline
0:51 though because some of them don't even reclin and you're sitting like this the whole time but I don't even want how they made planes like that where you're just like this yeah like how can I sit forward for ████ 3 hours like this favorite actor Denzel to this article would say okay all right okay all right let's go let's go all right what's the name of the airline can't do that that's good right okay all right good impression what's the name of the airline proud of it uh this is Canada's Porter Airline Canada coming here where am I going to go Montreal to C Alta St across North America and Canada including New York Miami Boston Ontario and Quebec and recently announced new routes to Los Angeles and San Francisco all right okay okay okay all right all right okay Steve's is better
1:42 though for some I swear to God my faite airplane inside got smaller and then the leg room got smaller and it feels like my face is like right there to the back of the someone else's seat yeah it got effed up man they thought like the free market you know cuz it used to be like funded and regulated a little bit more oh they did yeah I forgot what the deal was it wasn't that long ago but now each Airlines you think like capitalism would win and they would try to like make it more luxurious maybe one would bring a meal back or you know like you all were probably kids and flu and you got meals they don't do that ████ anywhere now it's just getting worse and worse and worse though like literally there's not a single like luxury airline in America dude I'm going from Vegas to LA make this make sense I'm going Vegas La we take off as soon as the captain says you can move around or whatever the person in front of me ████ reclines hits my nose and ████
2:34 right and I'm like you can't even sleep on this flight it's 25 minutes dude like from the time they say it's okay to do that ████ what are you doing well and the recline is literally this yeah yeah it is and so it goes from here to here it does hit you in the ████ that's what it feels like to you but when you're back here I'm like and you're tall too all my s███'s like oh my god what the ████ there's no room to start with but the front guy's not my point is that he's not even getting comfortable so why even do it I don't even do it cuz it's not even comfortable just ████ with me get low back paint he is do it's Vengeance yeah it's Vengeance you need some lumbar support on the things doubles are huge W that's pretty cool actually that looks sweet I heard very how is that a budget airlin dude they could make money like that huh you know what though if plane if the airline were truly budget and the prices
3:25 reflected that I'd be okay with it like Spirit they don't ████ around their ████ sucks but it's $20 one way kind of bro but then they're grabbing you on 80 bucks for a bag $20 I don't add none of that ████ I know but you know what I mean like it's not actually that much cheaper the you know how they trick you the uh the airlines they they say oh that is only personal items allowed and then on a carry-on they have a picture of a backpack so all these poor souls think oh I need to pay another $25 for my backpack ████ ████ that's a personal item I heard they're working on an airplane that's like a standing room how go Google that real quick swear so you stand for 45 minutes I don't know but I heard that stupid it's cheaper technically cuz Spirit they like 60 bucks or whatever for a bag you can ship yourself ████ that's true that's true or
4:15 buy but you go to Ross by hold ultra low cost Airline introduces standing room only airplanes with no seats to increase capacity so we're just going to get low s███████ options now yeah that's what the rather than you would think it would go the other way like why isn't one of the Americans like step up a little bit I'll pay 50 bucks more give me a meal give me some Breathing Room give me a Wi-Fi that ████ works you know what's kind of crazy the seats are getting smaller and people are getting bigger too I was looking at like on just an American thing last flight just even chicks alone that are over 250 lbs are a lot yeah a lot did you know that the average American woman is 170 lb but they're 53 and I not even even on the lighter end what there's a lot of there's a lot of just seditary people yeah and like I'm in Fitness with Mike and Nick I can like estimate how much people weigh like pretty quickly those B
5:05 people 250 they don't look that comfy in the in the chairs we should have treadmills instead of standing room low key if you're 5' 3 why do you need a date a 6ot guy so bad yeah isn't that like the new thing really I got they got to be they got to be able to carry you all girls like tall guys are awesome isn't every guy who's like above 53 a tall guy to you prob hey just having your back thank you bro short kings are kind of a thing though too there's a weird like fetish I think going on I think guys hope that that's no like there's yeah it might be Twitter memes there might be meeme in our asses yeah probably done by short guys not me bro I've never been denied because of my height I think it's your ungodly AA been Deni service because of my huh what what would you be no I never heard or even if it was
5:56 true I never heard oh you're too short for me oh I see I see cuz I I I don't know I date girls that are tall I thought it was hilarious to date a girl I think the tallest girl that I I dated was like 61 62 for real tall climb that one how tall 5'11 really I thought she's like 6'1 she looks tall like really really tall she but with shoes she's probably six yeah oh with like heels then she's like 6'3 all of she puts her elbow on top of my head I don't like that and she leans on me I don't like that I don't like when she picks up my legs and then ████ wraps around my waist that's not fun oh have you seen Amazonian woman porn have you seen that some link oh it's good link Joe showed us yeah it's a chick picking up a dude and sucking his dick oh yeah yeah she picks him up over her head yeah she goes like this dick yep I bet that's kind of cool but
6:46 also a little emasculating a lot of bit probably behind those do yeah who gives a ████ that's a fun time emasculate me you know boy yeah yeah but if you get just tossed around that's a little emasculating yeah getting tossed around you guys have never been tossed around I've been tossed around talking about you never been manhandled before dude are you right dude you're calling us out on our Bluff okay we don't know don't know what it's like chck Judo or something no I'm just saying like you ever just get manhandled by a person before yeah no I'm not a Jiu-Jitsu artist don't touch me dude no but like Judo people just toss you that's yeah you can pick me up and TOS me across the room if you want to like a baby let him do it I'll do it right now dude can you do it can you hold them by chest like this I'll put five bucks on it right now do it just pick me up like this check are they
7:39 in what about his hand do I got to sign NDA Li we have a helmet he's heavier than I thought how much can you toss I could probably toss 100 120 lb what do you 168 yeah that's heavy 120 I could probably eat across the room hey where the same weight now cuz I lost weight dude this this guy actually piced that was kind of scary dude we'll throw can through the wall oh my God talking you want to can toss hey can we thr get your ass over here he said he could eat him going to go through the throw you Mike can he throw you on a couch it fails nice it wasn't that bad yeah all right let's see if you could push press his head into the ceiling I could probably uh uh Save the Last Dance or whatever the ████ that I'll put you up there watch your head watch your head though oh ████ yeah dude dude has anyone ever done that to you
8:30 ████ e him no no one's done that to no one's ever done that to you my back po you just my back how did that feel it was it was fun it was right you feel more like a man or less like a man I felt like my dad just threw me in the pool right now am I the only one that's horny in here all of a sudden I'm a little hor I don't like that you make did you imagine holding can up like that and sucking his dick because that's what Amazonian women thought of that no I think that's the eighth video today that Joe brought that in there yeah I never thought of that these are yours no no they're not you just make them look better than me and I wear mic if you want to be manhandled for a small looks like he's the disguise nose and the sunglasses SCH dude just my stash just that's on the money hey that's on the
9:20 money it doesn't even look like AI it looks like the real thing thing on dude that's the real deal that's pretty sweet what the ████ were we talking about [Music] a
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