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Personal Items Bought By Boris Johnson Have Been Leaked

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0:00 [Music] back to boris johnson uh there are more things that are obviously just being brought to light in the uh the scandal of the times but uh this is much more funny to just kind of get mad about from the people but they are getting mad about it this is a list uh that was leaked all items bought by boris johnson during his flat renovations yeah they've just been leaked so basically um he's got this downing street flat that he's been renovating uh the invoice has just been leaked news first arose of johnson and his wife carrie's expensive flat renovation when the conservative party received a fine over the refurbishments uh the items johnson and his wife bought have since been exposed and people are kind of like what the ████ so for example i'm gonna

0:51 save these uh notations in pounds because we are sophisticated oh god is it still 1.5 conversion because then i could do mental math i'm gonna ask let's see pounds i think it's less now might be like one point one or one point two yeah whoa get your mental math ready all right buddy here we go point two part conversion dude calculator i hate my reviews like for example uh there's a 500 pound kitchen tablecloth tablecloth what the ████ bro whoa what is that 600 doesn't he need that on twitter somebody's asking does it fly he's got a 7 000 rug in the drawing room he's got 1500 pound uh type of wallpaper thing two sofas at 7 500 pounds each that's a good deal 36 meters of fabric for the sofa at 80 pounds per meter pounds when you say wait wait i think

1:53 more total and i'll convert it to make it easier okay okay let's see we see 208 104 [Music] pull up your phone dudes you can do that right here it's a quarter million basically in flat reservations that he was using people's money on but it's government money but is it for their white house because if it's for their wife that's where his personal flat with him and his wife you know what though i do feel bad about this poor country united kingdom because like uh uh this poor and former empire extremely poor it's very poor they lost a lot of their assets like india stuck yeah but you know what happened is that their president prime minister how much they get paid is like 100k wait that's like the same thing with the u.s right no it's like no 400 no 400. it's 435 yeah and he deserves every penny

2:44 oh my god dude that's all they get which means that he's definitely using like 3x that amount for like flat renovations he's definitely getting ████ bribed out the ████ dude my president didn't get bribed oh okay never right whichever person is that joe biden people are mad that this guy spent 2 700 us dollars i said us dollars uh in gold wallpaper for one of his rooms that's kind of sick though it's kind of fly that's really really fire dude what if you what if your renovations are so pimp though that like people saw the cost and they're just like dude what if he's the sickest politician ever and he's like hey you guys want to come in to take some instas come on in no problem i think the thing that makes it extra dramatic is that there's a uh like a cost of living crisis that's happening

3:35 in general uh across the world across the world and obviously the uk is obviously you know very much so feeling that the prime minister is feeling it man he's got a very low wage he didn't get any stimulus checks so he needs to ████ get money elsewhere or else how else is he gonna make the place nice when he gets like different guests over he's gonna pimp it out and then airbnb it that's what it is oh you guys got it all wrong passive income income i mean he needs a cycle dude he should do auto i'm telling you i've been watching a lot of videos you should do auto detailing yeah dude it's car washing power washing is coming up yeah and they drive up to you the prime minister's like i'll come to you they're mad that he spent forty four hundred dollars on a uh forty four hundred on dash that's crazy bro yeah but if you look underneath it sucks your

4:25 dick it's like the one we got back there but it's like way nice like ours is like a piece of ████ right now this one's really you should have put more money into that one like that one's like total piece of ████ from the bathroom like what is that yeah that one they made out of like old bathroom pipes but this one this one industrial looks all right guys don't you get started on this ████ room [Laughter] i'm sorry we couldn't get presidential level ████ product that's that's it i vote for gold wallpaper you know i won't go wallpaper dude give us a quarter million like this guy we'll buy ████ 500 people we just want luna today we can't give you what we lose all the time yeah dude for real quarter million luna in your pocket in a minute yeah you know i got some luna too bro

5:16 dude this guy lost 37 dollars on luna dude i got ████ red but it was hey you have to respect it once that ride was great it was a great ride best ride of my life you had 40 you had 45 dollars at the high at the house actually 47 dude watch your ████ mouth that's your ████ mouth man this uh this wallpaper is kind of tight it matches the sofas it was 2 looks like ████ that's lit that's lit i question all of his judgments now that's that's gonna be a studio at the billy studio no he's kind of artsy man that's the billy studio this room ryan may design this yeah it looks like you're designing a haunted house dude you don't remember all the weird patterns and ████ in the kubrick movies yeah dude the weird patterns the stanley hotel is not only like one of those things where only a psycho would see those patterns like if you don't see him you're like a regular person no dude you if you do set deco or anything like that you ever been in hollywood your whole

6:06 ████ life you ever written a movie before you ever sold ████ five movies before no definitely not and yeah we're here in the same spot hey let me let me hey remember when you're when i was making movies you know what you're doing [Laughter] making movies and making moves i always told logan paul what to say i was doing that he's right there's me i put the words in his mouth think that son of a ████ would have been successful without me i made him oh what a troubled steve that is my favorite logan paul movie though thank you very much thank you which one that obviously yeah what's up so what movies did you like what movies did you write again i totally missed that one the thinning and

6:56 the sequel the meaning the world order the new world order thank you i don't get these white references i had to think about it you're totally missing it all right it's like he's talking about his movies [Laughter] i don't ████ get this ████ dude i don't get it either because my mdb has i have like seven there's like seven steve greens they're all me by the way never consolidated all of them but it's other people no no it's me but it's like me a bunch of different times slightly differently each time i wish that'd be great so many different ones i'm like all my credit's all ████ the one without the e the one with the e with the nightmare this is crazy you can't get it together that sucks yeah

7:46 i'm sorry man and then they tie you up with the ████ vlog brother the the green brothers dude it's destroying my green they thought you're the third brother they used to do that to me i don't get these white people references that's a youtube reference you guys want a real story that maybe we'll cut true story um when i was whenever i was at vidcon i was always wearing my glasses and ████ and so people would think that i was a green brother because they remember my name is green but they don't really know me maybe but they'd like see me in other people's videos and ████ right so this one this like young like i don't know 15 year old kid comes up to me or like 13 or something he's like he's like hey you are you hank green and i was like yeah dude hank green you just took it yeah yeah i was like yeah sure i was like absolutely uh we had lanyards and ████ but i didn't have mine at the moment at the time we used to walk around with those in our pockets and ████ but i i swag

8:38 yeah we're way too cool to wear the lanterns no but so he's like he's like wow so nice to meet you and stuff i was like yeah no problem he's like you want to he's like can i take a picture i was like absolutely of course and then i was like hey real quick by the way just on the low down not a big fan of jews not a fan and then and then take that into the world and green is not a big fan of juice go spread it around the world i love how this guy is like a 10 year old and you've got to remember this from ████ he's like i bet he greeted i don't know why he was like jews [Music] [Applause] [Music]

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