0:05 Okay. What do you guys think that this uh wife is doing? >> You are supposed to trust the ones you love, but sometimes they're the most dangerous. This is Melody Feliciano Johnson. She's seen here pouring bleach into her Air Force husband's coffee maker. She seemingly really wants that life insurance money. The husband started noticing his coffee tasting strange, so he began to investigate. >> Whatever's in there is a lot of it. >> Was pulled out. >> Damn. No way. >> They would eventually hand over all of the evidence and Melody was arrested for attempted homicide. You are
0:55 >> ████ That's so sad, bro. >> I think she was just trying to um clean the coffee machine while like giving it better flavor. >> She didn't clean it well enough. >> Good thing you're not on the journey. [laughter] >> Yeah, >> that sucks. >> Cuz you said, "What do we What is she trying to do?" I think she's trying to clean it. [laughter] >> Goddamn water. >> That's ████ cool. >> That's really sad, man. >> To her defense. >> What What did he do wrong? Or is it too late? I was too early. >> Hive mind. >> Don't do hive mind. >> No hive mind. >> No, I'm just saying in her defense like >> he's in the Air Force. She's going to have sick benefits, right? >> Okay, got it. Got >> So she's a stay at home. >> The life insurance. Are you talking about uh if he dies or if he stays alive? >> Oh, she's planning on him dying. >> Yeah. I don't know what it is now, but when I was in the life insurance was uh
1:45 250 the payout. >> That's it. That's it. >> Yeah. >> And no extra benefits like in perpetuity? No, >> no military benefit. >> Wow. >> The spouse. >> Uh, it depends. If she if he retired at the 20, 30 year mark, then then she would have the the benefits in perpetuity. >> Somebody should have told her that she'll do better if he stays alive and and just gets the retirement. >> Just keep encourage just keep encouraging him to stay in. >> We're not worrying about emotion. >> No, no, cuz she want she was hating. She hated it wasn't about the benefits on benefits right now. >> Look at the numbies. Look at the numies. Yeah, cuz that's a stupid move. >> So, she was doing a nonprofit move. >> Yeah, >> that's why it's probably just hate. >> She was doing the lump sum move. She's like, she won the lottery and she's like, I'll just take the lump sum. I don't >> lump sum's the right way to go, though. >> No, it's not. >> It is. >> No, think about the math, dude. You're
2:35 giving away so much to the gubbies. >> Imagine your husband. >> Yeah, but you got to deal with 30 years of ████ ████ >> One time you die cuz you got to stay with them cuz many guys I'm saying like 30 years, you got to ████ take care of this sick son of a ████ cuz you've been feeding him bleach >> pretty long time. We're talking about lottery. [laughter] >> Oh man, I >> That's sad, man. >> It's sad, right? So mean. >> The start of this video with her in the towel >> is not where I thought it was going to go. >> Would you Would you rather have your significant other try to kill you or cheat on you? [snorts] [laughter] >> Obviously kill me, bar. >> Like, would you ra >> live with the fact that she's sucking all their dick? Like would you rather would you rather have a video of that like you look at your Nest camera, ring [clears throat] camera, whatever, and then she's like pouring bleach down your coffee or would you rather see a video
3:26 of her sucking dick in the garage or something? >> I don't think they're the same things at all cuz one is like I ████ hate you or I don't give a ████ about you. The other one is more like I might love you but I'm ████ horny, bro. >> If if if I'm not going to die and it's just me discovering and then what do I do? If she's sucking somebody else's dick, I can't get her arrested and I don't win anything outside of my own heartbreak and the loss of the relationship. >> You already know you're a negotiator anyway. >> Anthony sees Anthony sees Nina sucking dick and he's like, >> "Don't bring n don't bring proper." >> No, no, no. >> Don't do that. You know what you would do? >> You got mad at me because I did that thing with Nikki last time. So, don't do it. >> Well, what did you do with Nikki? >> Stop it. >> You didn't do it. >> Off camera. Off camera. >> Better not. You better not have done anything with I don't know what you're talking about. >> No. No. But you're a negotiator, so you're like, if I caught Nina sucking dick, that means I get my dick sucked for three weeks.
4:16 >> Yeah. [laughter] >> Yeah. It's like that meme of like you get and I get. >> I'm just trying to make it so that everybody still wins. >> So, am I am I ████ Can you do that technique that you did that guy? >> That's the end. That's the end. That's the end. >> There's no discussion. Am I ████ if I go like let's say I see a video of my lady trying to pour bleach >> versus another a video of my lady sucking dick, right? Cuz most people that suck dick out of wedlock are usually not capable of murder. Odds are if she can kill you, she can suck someone else's dick behind your back. >> No, cuz what I No, the way that I saw the way that I saw was, oh, if they're trying to kill me, we can still resolve it. They just got anger issues. The other one I'm like, man, now you broke my heart. You've been sucking other people's dick. Why don't you just try to kill me instead? [laughter]
5:06 >> Am I ████ >> Uh, well, you're ████ Yeah, but not necessarily in that that case. >> I get this one. She ain't trying to resolve ████ She just wants you gone. >> Yeah. She wants you dunzo. She She just sees you as a big check. >> Yep. >> Damn. >> That's sad. >> That's really sad. >> Wait, is it confirmed though? That's what she did. We make that ████ up. >> No. No. That's That's what's going on. That's >> It's all for the ████ bag. >> I would say aim higher. go after a ████ billionaire and try to kill the billionaire. >> Maybe she'll do that later. Like that other cat, you know that the billionaire um who lived in like Monaco or some ████ He got offed and everyone says it's his wife and he was like a billionaire billionaire, but apparently she had an ex-husband too and she offed that guy over a couple millie so she graduated, you know. >> Oh, honestly. Damn. She won two lotto tickets. >> Not bad. I know. Black Widow ████ >> That's sad. >> Yeah, sad. >> Damn. Hey, if you're born with it,
5:57 >> that's why I cook my own food and make my own drinks. I don't ████ let no ████ touch my ████ >> So you can bleach yourself. >> Oh yeah. And I do it my and I forget. >> You just told her, "Why don't you join the Air Force?" >> Nice. If we're both in the Air Force, babe, we get 500 in Benny's. >> Yeah. >> And we kill each other. [laughter] >> I wonder if he ever tried pouring a cup and go, "You sure you don't want one? >> You want some, babe?" >> The little switcher. >> Oh, he's like, "Oh, babe. Good batch today. You got to try some of this ████ huh? >> Damn, >> dude. Honestly, the dark part of your mind that has to suspect something and then set up a camera. >> Do you guys remember the the very famous story now of the woman who hired a hitman, she thought? >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. And she's kind of hot, too. And she hired a hit which is such a waste.
6:48 And she hired a hitman to like off her husband. And then the cops come up with body cameras and like your husband was killed and she's just immediately like, "Oh no, >> that's Chris Sa's dad, right?" >> Was it Chris Sosa's dad? >> Yeah. >> No, that happened to him, too. >> One is Chris Sosa's dad or >> No, that's a different one. >> Famous one that >> the famous one with the hot chick. >> He wrote a book about it. >> Oh ████ that's Chris. how he faked his death in order to catch the wife >> where where the the dad like she shows pictures of the dad like the dad's day like he faked his dad and then the investigators took pictures of him in the grave in the bottom of the grave like this. >> No, so that's a different one. >> Oh, okay. >> This one was more recent. >> Oh, remember >> that one from like 10 years ago or something or 15. But >> they just be assassinating guys. >> But no, but this ████ was like going up to the police people and be like, "Oh no,
7:38 >> she hated him." Joe, >> right? justified, >> but it's the same ████ where she's she she was willing to kill this guy. >> He was probably a horrible husband and he deserved it. >> Yeah, I'm sure. And then and then she gets caught dead to rights in the police station. They have him come in. >> The hit man was undercover cop, right? >> Yeah. >> But you guys don't understand how much abuse women go through all the time and they need to just like sometimes set an example so guys don't ████ do ████ >> You're not behind mine. Good for you. Wait. >> Why didn't you just buy some like fentinel off the streets? something more effective than ████ bleach. And you keep seeing bubbles in the >> Maybe that doesn't show up in the uh she went cheap on it. Yeah. >> Four bucks for bleach. >> How do you How do you die by drinking bleach? Do you just >> How do you die slowly >> over time? >> Maybe she was planning to say it was an accident and she was trying to clean it and he ended up drinking it. >> And she's like, I know guys like Joe are
8:29 on the jury. >> Going to use like stupidity. I'm cleaning up in the kitchen. I'm always looking for my wife first and then >> I'm cleaning. >> Maybe she didn't. I mean, obviously, she probably didn't think he was recording, but she probably was going to >> And if I was in a jury, I would have been like, I did that, too. I did that, too. >> She's going to faint ignorance. Yeah. >> Like, we got a dumb ████ on the jury. >> Oh, she'd be like, I told him that it was cleaning day and he still decided to drink coffee. >> You know what the crazy part is, honestly? Like going through this entire experience and then making a social media clip about it. >> Why? What? You wouldn't do that deals, man. >> Okay, you're a deals guy. >> Oh, so like guaranteed like Yeah. If there was a brand deal on the table for like Clorox or whatever, I'd be like, "Yeah, ████ it." [laughter] >> Not the >> Clorox is like it gets it done. >> And your mayor's right. >> Not the Kurig brand deal. Would you take a curig or a Clorox deal >> for this one? Clorox is probably going to pay better.
9:20 >> Yeah. >> Over curig. >> But bleach is so strong. Like if you had a cup of coffee bleached >> it right away. >> I would smell it. >> Yeah. She was She was kind of an idiot. You know what's funny is Raid actually smells a little pleasant. [laughter] >> You know what I mean? >> Yeah. It smells like some some cans of Raid smell almost like Pledge. >> Pretty good. >> I was hoping her towel was going to fall off. >> I know. That's I was That's why I >> I know she was going to be a killer. >> That's why I stopped scrolling. I was like, "Oh, I wonder what's going on here." >> Pine saw would have been better. >> I don't know if that'll kill you. >> No, that's not going to kill you. You need like real ████ >> I feel like after you clean a table with pineaw, you could lick it. You know what I mean? >> Okay. >> Yeah. You got a You need a killing agent. >> Yeah. You There's so many. >> Not doing death on one drink. She's doing death by a thousand needles. >> You guys try to poison your best friend before. >> No. >> Okay. >> You want to talk about it? >> Is that a mean either moment or like
10:11 >> I was trying to bring back the the the prompts, dude. >> When I saw Home Alone when I was a kid, I put a needle on the stairs and I was like, "Hey, Nate, come downstairs real quick." And then he kept on not stepping around the needle. I was like, "Damn it, step on the ████ >> When Bar saw Home Alone as an adult, he jacked off." No. stabbed by a needle. No, >> on the third stair. So, I didn't think it was a big deal. >> Third stair from the landing. So, I was like, he'll just fall down. It'll be pretty funny, but he didn't. It's the smallest needle. He never hit it. >> They never do that. >> I was like 5 years old. It was pretty stupid. >> No, I tried to make a booby trap for my friend's older brother. I dug a big ass ████ hole cuz we're playing war and I covered it with twigs and leaves and then dirt and then uh they're supposed to fall and break their ankles but they just stepped over it [laughter] and I was like ████ >> It's like that hole took me 6 hours. Hell yeah. >> No, the plan is so cool in your head but
11:02 then it doesn't happen. >> ████ >> Maybe it's because he put that hole on like you know surrounded by like cement or something. No, it was on the front line. >> And then my sister caught me cuz cuz I kept on. So I moved the needle to where his footprint was on the stairs cuz he had socks on. And so I was like, "Oh, I'll move the needle there." And my sister's like, "What are you doing, Stephen?" And I was like, "Oh s███." Like, and then I was busted. [laughter] I was five, dude. Whatever. Is Can we Gro AI? The towel dropping. >> Oh my god. Anthony, >> put in what [laughter] >> does that work? dropping towel. >> Grock Grock can make videos like that. >> Yeah, dude. >> No way. >> Put her in a bikini, dude. >> What? >> That's all you got to say. >> Grock is the bikini. >> We did a video where you we sat here and Grock made you say a bunch of crazy stuff. >> I know. Oh, that was Grock.
11:52 >> Yeah, but you were on your phone trying to get your insurance claim going. So, [laughter]
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