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Off The Record: Would You Be Intimidated if Your Girl Did Corn?

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0:00 thank you [Music] welcome back to careful boys where we are indeed very careful boys and today I have an OTR prompt which is would you be intimidated if you found out your chick had done pornography in the past oh dude how is that ████ with now imagine now the Heavenly now the good now you love the Hem you love the Geo you love the tip you love the snacks snacks snacks you love you Nina but now you know you love Nikki for some snacks and you know Geo had a Geo oh right I would be so disappointed because

0:50 I know she wasn't famous because I watched all of them at about her ranking yeah I think I would be like for Star meter yeah why the ████ didn't you jump on only fans sooner when everyone was making hella money yeah you'd be disappointed yeah so these guys would be disappointed um I think I would be definitely like I'd be I'd be sad not sad but I'd be from a trust point of view well for one she'd be under eight I'd be super insecure I'd be hell insecure dude oh ████ High School good at that math but not the other kind of math age stuff consent stuff he could just he's like a Texas Instruments around him but he's got the

1:40 age he's like ████ gonna Abacus look at sliding around I got Siri all the time about the age of consent why what's the most popular he's just curious he's just curious you've said that I should do that for every country I go to people don't watch all the videos and sequins that's why people said some random ████ yeah dude thank you for watching you're a ████ fan piece of ████ would you be would you be sexually jealous yes because for me I I first first I'd have to critique her work yes I'd be mad cause I'm like you were not transparent with me and after having sex with you you didn't use any of your talented skills that you probably did if you were

2:30 if you're a skill star so true because then you didn't ████ me like a porn star you ████ me like you love me yeah can I just just watch your works of art so true and I'd have to study and watch it I'm like you know what if it if she did moves in those movies that didn't happen to me I'd be so yeah you'd be hurt so hurt I'm fighting bro I'd be like dude like come on ultimately you just hurt you tugged him and licked his balls I didn't get that so it's more of a sexual thing like like uh how come you didn't do that to me I think that could be one aspect but what if they did that what if you did say like it's because I love you I didn't love them this isn't that like getting pounded by like seven dudes yeah I don't know if it would matter it was one more it was eight oh my God

3:21 I'm out yeah and then you're like okay okay you're not a you're not a ████ sucker but it's cool bar would be like we were broken up right she doesn't suck dick she doesn't do any of that stuff and then she goes oh but I was actually in porn and I suck dick but that's because I'm performing I don't I don't ████ suck dick yeah I would be like you you let the strangers have it yeah yeah yeah Joe would have been like so how much then what do I got to do yeah everybody's got a number I'm being the real me oh cool yeah you're gonna fart around me too what the ████ that's not what I wanted out of this oh I would have been so like this is I don't even know you anymore I'm telling you you know so then you'd break up then no no just get to know her again I just

4:12 be like hang on didn't say that hold on let me get some more money those performances were awesome like what the ████ can I meet her yeah yeah turn it on but then I don't think it's I don't think it's like something you should break up with someone for I think the the line so if it was a past life that it's you probably should disclose like like even if she was a drug dealer it's like or she she'd been to jail once or like some of these things or just being in debt like you kind of want to disclose those things before you get into a major serious relationship that might lead into like marriage and family building but could you handle it could you really sit there and handle it like if you knew your tricks out there and there's like vids of her getting slamming slam a gem yeah

5:02 obviously ridiculous I I actually am tracking on that sentiment of like if you were to see those pornos and the way that she performed in that it was just like a whole different Starlight that'd be so sad and you didn't have that then you would feel it would feel really jarring yeah you would have to prepare hypothetically let's say you're like constantly having sex with a girl and you're like damn dude I don't know if I can hang she's ████ Like a Porn Star you you had no idea and then you saw where the scale came from later then it's really about the trust and ████ versus my security yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that makes sense that's true that's right because you're like duh no wonder she ████ like that she's so good yeah like a porn star yeah it's because she was versus like man she's ████ like she loves me it almost seems like she ████ me like she loves me down here

5:52 yeah yeah that's very can you ████ me like you don't love me I think that's better make love to me can you just ████ me you don't know me or something if you actually found out that Hannah's like hand [Music] [Laughter] no because out of this room I'm probably the most like closest person that'll date a hooker and a ████ stripper so true yeah but at the same time it's not his brand though you know it's not his brand look don't don't do that she doesn't be now the fine establishment like data hooker

6:42 and a stripper yeah that's not my brand name yeah I'm a drink maker but the key word is past I'm a cash register the key word is passed that's perfect because okay still sucking dick that's difficult like how Kazumi and her boyfriend can do that I'm like you guys have a very mature like not jealous relationship like when I look at your situation I'm like no I can't do that that's my turn what if it's like a vigilante though what if she's got like a whole mask on and it's like a whole Alter Ego no you know what I mean it's not hint it's like something completely different you don't want buildings and ████ guy ████ ████ yeah we've got Fox mask so you're talking about like going up buildings with dudes inside of them like those porn PornHub creators that don't show their face like those ones yeah that's pretty cool so you

7:32 would never know and then she was just like you know I go buy this Alias I'm actually you know how long was it in the past and if they're currently doing it if they're currently doing it I think that's way more hurtful you think that's a betrayal if they're currently you think that's really that bad I don't get it I can't relate dude that's very bad you know I want to do Anthony what about what if if Nina is like Neath right you did not do that to Hannah that was so ████ this was like a ████ warm-up that was like a home run I'm just saying like what that what if that was important you're getting special treatment lucky you ████ dude do I not say that

8:23 smacks have snacks yeah yeah come on I'm being fair what if that was the case what do you do we're all getting it we're all getting it pretty bad oh that's pretty bad Shut the ████ up um what's the question again you know what I know what that question is if you know she did it how could you could you hang you found all of these videos of UC Irvine yeah yeah if I found them girls oh dude that would be the worst it's not even like telling me about it like a confession that would be the worst of course I wouldn't be able to handle that would you confront her would you be like hey like I gotta know like are you neat

9:14 like are you is that you oh my God oh my God bro the fact that it was not said that way I see you or else she goes who that's not me let's say this again please do not make a short out of this I said that today hey I got whoa I got Anthony bingo I got Anthony Bingo respect Anthony these guys oh my God he's the best straight man we got in the business there's no winning here dude hey check out the pennies of our checks into his wall the best timing the best choices yeah the way you sit in it dude can I

10:04 deflect an answer Laster or something like that I'm very she so she brings it up to you there's something even I need to tell you we're we're public with our marriage now one last secret I gotta share so and when I tell you my name it's gonna sound like I'm coming I'm not I was faking it it's my name it said porn dialect s um I'm a fairly interesting simulator is she wearing an alias in all the videos where you can't see her face and it's not really like not everybody would be able to recognize say no so everybody can see her I know that I do not want that's the one like so like a random a random homie can come up to me and be like dude ah this is the hardest thing I could ever say to you can I dab you up a little bit Yeah like is it like that where somebody else would know yes then yeah that would that would be a line Crosser I think it would be it wouldn't be over but I think we would have a lot

10:55 of work to do is it because you don't want them to see her ████ are you that spoken like a true medical doctor dude the way Joseph said that on the left field God just caught me off guard whereas for example just a just to paint the picture because I'm a good sport with this whack-ass conversation whoa whoa it's a problem I'm with you answering next that's all I gotta say yeah dude first okay supporting you um versus let's say she was uh you know hidden character Alias like like you know Batman or ████ like that right and a woman a come woman sure um then and nobody could recognize her and it's a private understanding outside of maybe all the like the giant dicks that ████ her yeah I think it's just less work I think it's more like we got

11:46 conditions now it's like one don't do that again number two you better ████ me with that mask on number three like really you know what I'm saying like I I think if no if nothing else really got harmed outside of like that truly was her past and it was a very difficult thing I don't even know why I'm trying to rationalize this um but you're being empathetic yeah but like if nothing else changed in our current world then I would we would have less work is all to to get back to a place of like both trust and enjoyment because there's there are some if I want to be extra pathetic there are some positives that could come out of it in the future for us that's right like what three Subs that's what he's thinking about he's like you were a poor star you probably know some freaks can you can you get some other girls because like I'm trying to get my balls licked when my dick is getting stuck at the same time I'm trying to be optimistic here you know what I mean like like what kind of

12:38 wins can I get from this you're like did you do that did you ever do the lesbian scenes because I would like to see yeah I'm just trying to balance my losses that's all I'm not trying to win on top I'm trying to balance my losses it's like 2022 all over again yeah you hear the Tiger uh all right Nick your turn uh that's I think it would be really hard do you need the prompt again yeah from the top and no no what name Bingo his changes everything because then it's like she wasn't a virgin then but it was also but yeah I think that should become a porn star after she had sex with him he sought it out she was like I gotta change my career imagine imagine if you guys were in high school sweethearts because it's illegal so you're now College sweetheart yeah I think if I were to meet her back then and I were to

13:29 find out like early in a relationship I think I'd be ████ probably dunzo see I told you it's the time frame the time the time is definitely a thing but then also because what if she was like in six years ago I had a pass yeah I think I think for me particularly based on like the way we got together I think it would be really hard for me to move forward even now not not now I think like it would be hard for me but it's like it's probably my own ████ I gotta work out on like how I feel about it like that's probably what I would have to work on it's because you're like I didn't have half as many dicks as she did yeah like I only got a couple under my belt yeah I mean what Earnest she's like hey like I want you to know like I only did anal so like mine yeah yeah yeah that's like that's okay that's kind of ████ on Saturday honestly because no matter

14:21 what you look at it as a guy trying to date somebody or marry somebody you don't want to have videos of them having sex with some other people on the internet you generally don't generally would you rather have a hooker I'd be of a hot take but I'm just saying it's kind of judgy but yeah yeah it's kind of judging because a hooker Never Had video of them so does that make a difference yeah they're like I used to be a hooker look a rule it does that's why this isn't about a hooker but it's someone that had a lot of sex yeah for performance this is pointing to the Excel sheet prop that he touched it he's all hey I'm powerless in this situation I can't do anything I didn't change it I'm asleep it says what it says all right fine Alex Resurrection you're in control man I'm telling you yeah but as far as like being with Tiff and like how good our relationship is and

15:11 all that ████ and how hard we've like you know come together I think it's it's one of those things where it's like yeah it's worth to try to ████ make it work you know I mean when your guys's ████ ass ████ want to ask you if you'll still love me if I'm a worm you guys is going to fail that question a worm at what point do they ask that no girls they like hey if I was still a ████ worm would you love me and ████ girls do that ████ all the time yeah if I was a worm it's like hey like if I broke my leg and like you had to take care of it my ████ never asked me the worm question so that they do that ████ my ████ does the work he's doing well yeah bro I think I think you would uh I think either way you're just taking an L bro you're taking an L you're taking a huge out is it a capital l you got a balance you gotta balance the ████

16:01 you gotta balance it depending how you feel about it but is it the okay but is it the ████ that hurts your feeling or is it more like the lying that hurts your feelings I think it's a ████ because for me it's the line oh okay no it's the combination of everything I expect I expect I expect them to be sucking dick and ████ that's normal yeah yeah yeah sexual jealousy is like by the time you're an older person it's like it should it should go away right but then like I will be so much more hurt that they didn't share this with me because they're afraid of the money instead of the profits that's a good one yeah that too but no like you know that does change it if she's like ████ just got

16:52 this crazy bacon there's another bank account that you didn't know about that had millions of dollars it's like hey you know that's totally different I'm like okay you know the sheets are a little bit more balanced but dude if you if you found videos and she didn't say nothing to you that would destroy me bro that I think that would just wreck everything I would jack off to it once and then from there I couldn't find it that's exactly what it's gonna do yeah well I think I think it's hard to come back it's hard to come back well I think you can but it's tough I cried and jack off and then go okay but you know Kanye fell in love with uh Kim Kardashian by watching the sex and he kept watching it over and over yeah he turned out great now he just hates Jewish people because he watched another video yeah so I know I know that had been the last video we ever saw I know that uh you know she's

17:43 not subscribed to this channel so that's not what I'm worried about but I know that her mom follows us and watches these videos so she's like my son's a cuck so I just want to remind you that's Alex resurrection's fault it's not none of us can control what we talk about here there's prompts Alex you gotta Alex is if it happened if it happened in the past are you still a ████ cup because you're watching your woman get railed by another man if you're watching energy for sure but it's in the past though but the videos made in the past and you're in the present isn't it kind of in the cuck Lane it's adjacent I don't even cook adjacent yeah it's cook adjacent I think I think you're a step away like aren't you putting on a cuck Bib and sucking on a cuck Lolly yeah while you're watching this what if what if you catch it and it's uh it's just a Japanese guy in the porno with her just

18:34 like unshaved very small Japanese male doing the porno with pixelation heavy pixelation that means he's from Japan because all their dicks are they're born that way it's okay when I had Fallout lunch and I had Rami and you guys like that's really authentic and I'm like cool [Laughter] I go skip out on half steps like that drove up like that yeah if I saw that and I'll be like damn dude she must really like me if she railed all these dudes and she still chooses me that's a good way to think about it yeah that's a great way to trick yourself yeah or she saddled with me because those

19:24 guys didn't want to keep her it's all a ████ professional Endeavor okay it has nothing to do with Romance that's true by the way we're not shaming porn stars here we're just hoping our chicks didn't do it please so there's a risk and there's a difference why do we do this to ourselves there's a big difference it's a good prompt though thanks Alex for writing us [Music] foreign [Music] foreign [Music]

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