0:00 so we're basically looking for Tops that's whyo that's why we went to Zan GE that's why we went to throwing Rambo cuz like oh yeah Rambo oh Rambo yeah dude oh [Laughter] [Music] yeah a Tail's oldest time is when you meet someone when you look at someone we always as men yeah have some a little word that goes off in her head and that is wood wood what or would not would not like gentlemen we go would not and today since people call us toxic masculine I'm only a gentleman when they're ugly we are being so very secure in our sexuality and in being beta males the number one beta male podcast
0:50 CU Real Men Real Men Don't is that our new dude Number One beta podcast in the world in the world the world who's going to stop us and we're signing autographs right now if you guys want um stuff like merch by the way stop saying alpha males will stop us we don't appreciate that they won't because as soon as theyan we just sidestep cuz we're scared yeah sorry sorry sorry sorry we do that my bad my bad we cross the street today we're going to talk about would or would not guys Edition yeah Edition betaed beta M Ed Wood oh wood w w the at the end of the movie the part at the end of the movie where he's getting nuked out or whatever nuclear reactor I don't know I don't remember yeah where they're holding yeah that one are you licking the ABS what are you
1:40 doing look that guy has like a 12pack I never even seen that are we are we licking those abs W dude I'm pouring uh straight up soda water yeah sparkling water sparkling water cuz I'm a beta male Y and I'm licking the ████ out of that ████ you know what we should title this video uh six beta male straight guys rate Alpha guys love that that's a lot really love that he looks like he tastes like whiskey whiskey and beef jerky on some real beta male fan stuff have you seen like the interviews where like he's sitting with Ryan uh Reynold's not conf I know you're popular enough thank um and they really are just dishing out like actual words of like love and like just honest moments where it's like you are like honestly the best person I've
2:31 ever met no I just see them busting each other's balls all the time no dud that's what I'm saying though they bust each other's balls all the time but they really they really love each other I don't think they actual interview where they're they like go and and heugh actually like tears up and ████ that's toxic masculinity I don't like none of that I only see him busting each other's cast no I don't want to see that I don't want to see that I think they said uh the only reason why he came back is because Ryan said the only way to do a proper Deadpool is to have Wolverine back right and that's the reason why he came came back well they're really good friends so they had like long conversations to figure ████ out I heard that they're best friends which is kind of like wild cuz really well cuz I saw all these commercials where they absolutely hate each others and I really believe that yeah yeah cuz I believe what I'm showing good marketing yeah I got got all the time yeah I got got how many more of those hotties you got being oh we got them all day baby we got them all day all day long so yeah actually
3:22 um what are you guys think of this one oh he's a stud muffin yeah this one's a tough one for me what you think wait wait wait I'll go one arm n why not one AR if it's one arm don't even do it at all you want jerk them off a little bit if it's one arm yeah yeah Steve you would um I'd probably eat his ████ out yeah that's that's maximum level yeah yeah that's B he's you know he's a dancer right really like before any of that he's first and foremost Magic Michael he plays one in the movie he was a dancer but that's why his moves were really good at the core at the core of it delete that delete that you don't know how he got started he got started put a note to make sure Ken doesn't really deleted on In Living Color they were trying out for um a male dance group called The Fly boys and he was
4:12 actually one of the best ones but they couldn't find other men during that homophobic era to join so that he yeah that makes sense wow what an era I remember seeing him in the movie um is this the end and he was like wearing like a ████ BDSM costume he's being a total ████ and I was like damn there's there go there goes another guy there goes another one cuz I thought he's Alpha yeah he's not he he should be an alpha would never do that well an alpha would never put on a dress ever or like do yeah dude stripping and ████ he's like grabbing at ████ a magic mic no he's grabbing it what's his name is Dick whole time he's like I love this guy he's like his ████ or something that's I was like that's beta that's beta stuff I thought he's Alpha so an alpha would never wear a dress well the
5:02 thing is they can't um as a beta I would heavily judge an alpha that was more beta than me me too well cuz that's the whole thing is you're up there yep why you putting on a dress and stuff makes a lot sense cuz I'm for sure beta if that's the rule yeah we're beta I I've worn a lot of dresses actually yeah have you really yeah a lot and it looks like they fit you well yeah com many if you had to what was the occas one time for Halloween I was um me and this other Asian guy at our high school we dressed up as for Halloween but were you wereing under underneath yeah as gas one time for Halloween me and this other guy we dressed up as Marilyn Monroe both Marilyn Monroe that's weird why both who was JFK somebody should have been JFK no because then that's that's like really weird really weird me and Mark profited off of being women that is appropriate Ryan's the only one that hasn't worn a
5:52 dress oh I have you might be I've seen it I think it was on TV Steve have you worn a dress so my sister dressed me up in a dress and that's when I realized it look very pretty and I a beta male when I was like four years old I'm glad we could all relate to this and we're not like all left out uh I do think dressing up as a ba as a gisha yeah would be funny if you were white guys that would be hell funny that would be funny too close to home cuz we're Asian guys I see yeah yeah it's too believable our buddies dressed up as the Jackson 5 and they did really good but they were white no they were black dudes but but we beat them in the contest we beat them in the contest but I kind of think should have won think they missed out on a real comedy moment you're 99.9% Chinese yeah I know so my my grandfather was rolling in his grave yeah no doubt but you're also 99.9% beta probably okay
6:42 what do we think of this guy right here bam he's a multi he's a billionaire dude billionaire all right $1 billion doll he's great I love him yeah if he's a billionaire I'll tell you what yeah tell me I like his family values and it seems like he really likes like he seems really down to earth it's seems like he views entertainment Hollywood and all that stuff just as work and he's not really caught up in the fame of it or whatever cuz every every interview I've ever heard of him and bake live uh Blake Lively all they really care about is just like they shoot the movies whatever and then they go back home and they kind of decompress before the next project and they bring each other on set to wherever the hell they're shooting to try to include their family and stuff I think that's pretty cool I think that's sick as ████ very refreshing very refreshing from like versus people going to all the Diddy parties and stuff and he's like he's a like a brilliant marketing mind
7:33 and he literally is a huge entrepreneur cuz he has Cricket Wireless right mob mobile damn I always do that for all the drug dealers Aviation Jin that was his and didn't Min sell for like 1.6 bill yeah really I think it was only like 30 or 40% but still the whole point was to bring him on for that kind of work cuz people were like like oh you're not the right look blah blah blah and then he's like well I got a different marketing I love how much like I saw a post recently that was like some Finance woman was talking about him and saying like yeah he's a billionaire look what he did he sold this and that the comments are just full of like random ass people that are like I wouldn't say he's a billionaire like and they're like trying to calculate that like it's subjective that's like when people say Trump's not rich I'm like okay dude all right he didn't even own all of mint mobile and he didn't even he wasn't even responsible like they they're trying to break down how he's it's like a shade
8:23 under abilon but it's like what do you win from like he's only a 900 millionaire what do you win and plus and plus like how do you know like what makes you think that every celebrity has their net worth like accurately portrayed don't they try to hide money that's true cuz you're like but you're actually like 50 all right what are you guys think of this one oh this is my childhood imagine this imagine that 8-year-old are we talking about RoboCop or the guy inside you play the theme song and showed me I would have flipped the ████ chair probably can you please put can you please pull up that RoboCop meme where it's like he his com looks like liquid metal and he's going he's going Mercury yeah please just for a second when I was when I was a kid I wish that guy was my dad yeah RoboCop yeah your dad I wanted that guy to ████ break through walls remember the
9:14 scene where that guy was it was like the first debut of Robocop and the L the guy was uh he was about to sa some chick and he shot his penis off remember that scene that was crazy great one of the great scenes as a as a young lad I was I was very preci off feel like God damn you're ugly yeah oh put your helmet back on yeah that yeah he looks like a ████ shaved testicle huh Peter Weller Peter Weller no I like the RoboCop dude they should they should remake RoboCop they they did they did whatever oh man remember the Japanese villain do a smile Anthony you know what I'm talking about hey what's up guys just in case you've noticed some of these lovely Jade pieces on some of our men here uh just know that you can get some for yourself over at the
10:04 j.co uh visit our friends here at this site and check out some of the pieces they've got the selection is massive you can find all kinds of different designs and they even do some custom work so if you want to check them out uh we'll be very grateful we love these guys over at J Jewelers and uh we're happy for you guys to be able to get the same stuff we got the the robot that was Japanese and he had that smile do that smile you dud you do it you do it he go like that come on you you do it better you what you I don't know what you're talking about come on RoboCop 3 you never saw show show me theop one which one look up RoboCop 3 Japanese smile oh my God Japanese smile tell you it's going to be worth it yeah the new the new Robocop was whack but the suit looked really cool though the black one right the bra on bra pretty cool oh does look like him doesn't it hold on hold ony does look like this one I got to go like this though it's got to be like it's got to
10:55 be like oh ████ that look scary show the picture too he got the picture dude you look like my relatives this guy oh dude you guys look so similar it's the same guy dude oh ████ why does that fool look like that yeah what's that guy's story why he looks like that that looks like a how you guys didn't how come that guy looks like that I don't know I didn't watch Rob I don't remember Roop 3 I watched Ro cop 3 a million years ago cuz his parents are both Asians all right ████ up oh is that Gaston yeah I'm yeah Gast on dude gasan dude he was he ████ ████ he's funny dude gan's hilarious first of all yes because he can sing I like yeah and he could he could pick any of us Afra of I like Beast better yeah I'm more of a beast guy is that a fake ass
11:45 thought is that a real one dangerous actually that jacked I don't remember him being that ████ jacked you don't remember that his chest was like freaking that guy's on steroids for sure he was eating a dozen eggs every morning every morning you remember that ████ remember his song look up any Gaston photo that's how he looks he's also flexing in that thumbnail like he doesn't Flex the whole Mo that's ████ good lighting that's steroids dude he looks bigger than Hercules he's huge no that's what I think that's an that's an actual animation cell he should have beat the ████ out of the Beast then that's freaking that's in the actual movie he looks he looks whack there he look huge dude I like Beast better yeah me too we all like be Beast as a beast oh the ████ you rather ████ Beast hell yeah
12:35 what was he is he a lion or something no he cursed Beast a beast yeah but what kind of Beast I think the point is he's not like an animal he's like his own type of he's a monster he's like a werewolf thing you know like those hind leg werewolves things kill the Beast you know yeah kill the Beast yeah but then his human form is everyone was like man go back to be the Beast we don't like you look ugly real Beast is Gast his human form is Owen Wilson basically cyron fug matron from cyberon his human form was Owen Wilson from uh freaking Shanghai [Laughter] Knights for me for me dude he he had a hard life to R to R he's not even he's USSR yeah he's I know he had a hard life that's what I'd be
13:25 afraid of too much body hair too much rough skin on me look at all the bear scar though dude it's pretty sick I love style I love his style but that fo would tear your ass would not would not respect I think he will split me in half not respectful I think I just don't need that much security yeah dude plus like his chest hairs it might feel nice in the cuddling but I just think during the sex imagine he's ████ you like this and he's splitting your butt cheeks and tears you in half dude imagine he's ████ you in the pile driver position dude ████ upside down spinning and ████ you know he does that he spins you in the air slams you you know I'm I'm more of a e- Honda guy I'm not really feel you want a cuddly bear he's not into that's too inter that's too interracial for him would like Z I would just have to probably get my will filled out before we have sex I like the lady boy character Chun he CH that's my favorite one Chun yeah
14:17 chun chun chun I never heard of Chunk it's the Thai market one they fight in a Thai market is this in Street Fighter 6 or some ████ what is I could have sworn there was a Chun ke there's a Chong Lee by Capcom and she's got nice legs CH he yeah it's were you Tuk tuck patrolling again no it's called No it's it's Capcom games are you talking about the future cops movie Capcom who says Capcom Capcom games Capcom is different than Capcom cops it's no it's ████ all right can you know that movie is a do oh that guy's scary would not would not not really my give him a chance what about his eyes is that considered necer filia at this point though I don't like what he did yeah I don't like what he did I think he's just too mean I a down with him he's to I don't like beards like he's tall though he is tall that's
15:09 true he's tall and he's rich and he's handsome he's Rich he's Rich hey you know what he had though two passports Girls Gone Wild videos you know what I heard he had hecking girls we won't be able to hook up with him because of sharia law oh yeah it prohibits it's forbidden but that's kind of why I would do it is to make sure you can't go anywhere you know well Sharia law states no Alpha and beta mixing oh okay he can only be with other oh right Alpha the alpha that's fair anybody want to throw out some names um what about new Batman Robert Patterson that's a good that's a good one because to see that that's like a halfway I think we're halfway on that would not would not I got to see it cuz so far my mind is categorized as a beta let me ask you this do you want him in the suit or not in the suit in the suit I think it's because you said Batman that I'm on it you want in the suit don't say
16:00 I prefer I prefer neck up suit do you desire him in the suit in this neck up suit I'll yeah I'll take I'll have Batman take me yeah in the suit right in the ████ I'll be wrapped in his cape he got to go mask Cape I only like superheroes where you can't see their crotch you can see Batman's crot what do you mean no they don't have with a tight suit like that every guy should be pressing you can see the Bulge no they don't show the they don't show he should be pressing and he's not he should be pressing then his weak spot's going to be showing all of the action heroes I think they wear cups no yeah Batman wears a cup at least they not wear a cup the steel cup they should have a bulletproof steel cup yeah they should but all of the action heroes they look like they tuck come on it's pretty good come on dude I didn't see the movie I can't say anything imagine that breathing against no he looks too much like Johnny Depp in a Batman outfit he looks like he thinks
16:51 he's a real bat nah it's too girly too girly Johnny Depp is too girly yeah he's not he's not Alpha Johnny Depp is pretty doesn't mean I'm not going to ████ them no but we're thinking we're looking for Alphas that we're trying to do cuz we're the betas Jack we're the look atoes so we're basically looking for Tops that's why we went to Zay GE that's why we went to throwing Rambo cuz like oh yeah Rambo oh Rambo yeah dude oh yeah I don't need to Googy it even oh Sylvester ston I don't like guys that murder too much it's just excessive yeah he's got problem for venance and what about Apollo Creed actually you're right venge Apollo Creed dude Apollo Creed no no him him in Predator Carl weather Carl weather dude car weather for sure oh Jesus Christ weather rest devel who's the guy Aaron
17:43 James Taylor imagine though imagine though you're laying there right and you guys just like had a wild night and then like he's like having crazy dreams and ████ like that yeah yeah that's scary yeah and then he's like you might choke me in the middle of the night and they choke you like I'm pretty confident my mom would yeah you think your mom would be like rescue me from Vietnam Rambo ████ yeah what's that guys name Aaron oh you know who Bart would like Bart would like Bill tongue me Bill tongue t n g Bart would like Bill tongue Bill tongue that's your that's your Alpha dude you know who that is no look show Bart Bill tongue but there's the the specific Anthony has it first hot yeah yeah you got to go there dude which one which one pick one you you pick one
18:33 dude Jesus Christ dude this one is like pretty insane pretty hot dude we got to be we got to be opened boys what are you guys looking at you'll see uh Anthony has one lined up for us so be ready boys to lose your lunch uh oh we lost the opp we lost it we lost it we lost it my computer's very not good he's not good with computers he's not good with computers my computer's not used to looking at so much gay stuff one time it's overwhelm how'd you get through this gay stuff I I don't know man like we you know we're beta males here we go who's this guy Aaron Taylor Johnson he's the new Craven and he was like lined up for the new he was um I don't like his chest he was kickass kickass I don't like his chest oh that dude looks like that now and he was also the um silver bull or whatever the ████ the No
19:25 No the fasty quicks Silver Quick Silver no I don't know I have no idea who that is Saving Silverman Bill tongue Alicia Silverstone you look at Bill tongue t n g okay you guys would on that hottie I don't even know who he is you guys are just insecure you guys he's not Alpha enough Bill tongue is Bart's Bart's Alpha fall with Bill tongue what the ████ is this trust me Bart's going to agree watch he's going to flip this chair the last finale Bill tongue no if we're going to go real we can't end with Bill tongue we got at Le Tony after this yeah we're going to not end with Bill Tong Tony who's Bill Tong ████ this cat I don't know it looks like ████ who oh yeah this is for Bart I grew up on him that's for sure Kim jong-un's dad he's the dad from Rumble in the Bronx
20:15 right he's the uncle uncle uncle uncle that's Uncle Uncle Uncle B tongue l e u n g I think Bill tongue dude Bill tongue the science Gung what what hot the science Gung hot is ████ funny is Gung even work G bubblegum one that's hella funny this guy's a ████ Legend if you guys think this guy's not Alpha enough you're ████ loser oh yeah this guy oh bro I'm ready ready to go kind of a beta photo but why' you pick that photo can't even see his face the ████ he got so mad he's I'm ready where's the face dude that's your it's covering his best asset Tony's awesome dude he's in so many movies guy's a legend like a skin wood
21:06 an alpha would never take that picture though yeah they don't blow bubble gum they some people are so Alpha they go around the Spectrum that's true they do a lap they do a lap and it's like oh bubble they like in the International Space Station just going over all of it yeah yeah he needs to have a cigarette he has that cigar s all right all right guys tell us what you think would if you would make some suggestions s
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