0:00 that's that's my question like why is he so qualified to see this what do you think he's not saying anything different yeah now I kind of wish he's like he's like they don't just have taco Tuesdays down there they have taco Wednesdays and Thursdays [Music] anybody know who this guy is nope he looks like a veteran though like every single time you see a picture of a guy talking about war he's a ufologist oh yeah yeah it's he looks like the perfect combination of both really he's like an Air Force guy ████ whistle boy Scott is allegedly if you told me he's on the Supreme Court I'd be like all right a former I don't see him in a rope that got his butt probed by aliens oh that's a stereotype they don't do that almost almost he's the guy at the
0:50 end of hook who finds his marbles that guy so this guy's claiming to be a former CIA agent and because he is now months away from Death he's finally at a place where he's like I'm down to just spill more beans yeah oh wait does he have kids because if you don't have kids that I would believe it why because if you do there's a collateral to like they'll ████ with you because the government will kill your kids like Rambo Rambo director I mean rainbow never had one kid never had one kid well is Rambo CIA or he's like Green Beret he might as well have been they will kill your kids though I can't tell you
1:41 when Bart just cut deep [Laughter] but what if you're okay with that with with them killing your kids I'm just spilling the beans and by his age his kids are like old that's a little life hacker or what if he doesn't even remember the Beatles the right way oh yeah oh yeah you're so old you don't remember those beans yeah the details what have you just made made it up because you know some people when they die they just want to make up ████ to be a legend that's kind of that's kind of tight like the guy who says he killed um Tupac no oh Tupac there's a guy that said that recently yeah really he like comes he's like I killed Tupac I swear to God he was like on his deathbed was it in a rap song did you guys see Tim Kennedy's post like not too long ago he had every single flight stud that he's ever taken uh during his career in the military
2:33 because he doesn't know if they he ever is going to need receipts in case some ████ ever happens wow to corroborate any story or anything dude Tim Kennedy is kind of Hardcore so like that's ████ crazy I would have crumpled it up and thrown it away even the agency or organization that hired you could turn could turn their backs on you if you're involved in deep enough which is what happens to James Bond in every movie and Jason Bourne and just kidding news you see that's true anything that starts with the J you don't know when your pay is getting cut but it's getting good okay we cut our own that's true that's true we cut our own a year before you guys did or you guys should have said that from the beginning okay that's literally what we said dude you guys gotta clap back sooner okay you said that right you should have told us way before the meeting let's take it back to the YouTube
3:26 we had no idea dude we're mad yeah bro we you feel like to honestly right boys we feel like you guys didn't tell us earlier and now I feel bad don't flip this on us I can't wait for people who take things very literally yeah oh my God JK is coming wow did you see them getting that argument today holy ████ it's really over this time Joe and Bart hating everybody just for the sake of everybody to look mad for a second Horrible Bosses yeah dude this one looks happy as ████ everybody looks mad he's like Horrible Bosses all right so back to Asian Cooper over here this is a 77 year old dude who said he worked for the agency between 1957 and 1960. uh he allegedly used a fake name at the time which seems weird uh in 1998 he sat down with a journalist to
4:16 discuss his career and everything he witnessed during that time however um following the lengthy interview this guy agent Cooper he called himself was allegedly warned by the CIA to stop talking about it this is back in 98. but then they all died the ones that warned him probably he probably outlived them yeah dude 15 years later though with his health decline declining he decides to finally speak out again and this uh recently came out uh or this time the UFO researcher uh Richard Dolan put together this documentary actually back in 2014 called the anonymous interview that put this guy in it so this is how his information got out that's good ████ I hope he's not just like there's a sacred elevator great yeah yeah I don't care about secret passageways and ████ no one cares that
5:06 they get their paper towels from Kirkland yeah the whole Area 51 Kirkland yeah I mean there's a secret cafeteria I can confirm I have chili every Tuesdays so so he says this is kind of stereotypical stuff in the way I I read this but um he he said he was once taken to Area 51 to analyze items found by the US government among which was a spaceship that had allegedly crashed and landed in July 1947 in Roswell does the CIA like look at alien spacecraft though like what is this qualification after you've been there three years Central Intelligence Agency right it's intelligence it is intelligence okay they gotta be centrally intelligent it's an agency right so that's called
5:57 deductive reasoning and logic it's a name I feel better about it the firefighters really fight fires it took us 13 or 15 miles south to S4 and like different garage door openings okay and in these garage door openings they had like different saucer crafts the very first one had Roswell craft and it was kind of crashed up but apparently every alien I don't believe I don't believe that it sounds freestyle kind a crashed up I killed Tupac um but apparently every alien that was in it had died except for a couple the Roswell craft was really strange because it looked like a really heavy aluminum foil we could walk next to it and the whole thing probably weighed 150 to 300 pounds he went on he said at S4 we viewed the autopsy film and then the colonel said that we've got in here is we're interviewing a gray alien I thought we had no idea we were going to see the real thing all we saw was the film what
6:49 did this great alien look like could you describe them a little bit he was asked it didn't look human as far as the skin tone and basically the shape of it and the size how it was how its head size compared with the normal human for example the brain was kind of a little bit bigger and the nose was very very small and the ears were just like holes and the mouth was very small so do you think that they show this film to ldci guys and then the guy is like so uh what do you guys think that's what it's yeah it sounds like it's ████ crazy like how is this a neat to know he's not saying why he was shown that yeah what's what's it for I thought the CIA was all about need to know yeah like or is it like you don't see like a Believer Ryan can you guys believe this I mean he just sounds like he just collected all the pop culture alien ████ over the like past 40 years and just combined what else what else dude they're ████ allergic to water do you guys swing a bat on a pitcher to
7:44 like what was he researching that's that's my question like why is he so qualified to see this what do you think he's not saying anything different yeah I could have made that up now I kind of wish he's like he's like they don't just have taco Tuesdays down there they have taco Wednesdays and Thursdays yeah it's tacos every day you can get him anytime they're lying to you right dude this is just Bob's our story recycled this is like a Greatest Hits and or do you think they're all the same people that actually are whistleblowing the same event I mean and it's actually absolutely true because you would have different sources yeah like confirm what's the purpose of the event because the show ████ VHS y'all check this out yeah it would have been sick if you came out while all that stuff was like coming out yeah and then confirming because what you said you mentioned Bob Lazar story and he said it sounds just like that well yeah Bob's are who is why
8:34 our lexicon has S4 in it because he's the one who said that they had a place called S4 do we know that that's real well this guy's saying he was at S4 so like but Bob bizarre handed that to our lexicon you've seen that ████ right yeah so maybe this is why we should be involved in pop culture because this guy didn't even know who Bob Lazar was and then out of nowhere he's like I'm gonna finally do it and then people are like ████ Bob was already ████ told us and he thought oh I was waiting all this time someone else peeled the bee but somebody needs to check his internet history because I bet he has a bunch of Bob Lazar stories yeah he's just ████ biting his ████ pink links yeah yeah yeah why are them links pink whoa dude did you click on these licks they should be blue is it really like do you really believe that he only worked at the CIA three years and he already
9:24 had top level clearance see the store is my address dude I know you have to at least do internships and they let you see that ████ in three years Bob Lazar uh claims he was hired in the late 1980s to reverse engineer extraterrestrial uh technology and was born in 1959 this guy said he was working in the CIA from 1957. it was way early on yeah and looking at the Roswell crashing 47 yeah which is what bubbazar says he says that they told him it was the Roswell or it was linked to that or I don't ████ like 37 years later yeah ████ sounds too easy you can't even see the top floor of the Scientology building until you've been there for like a decade like this is two years she's not going clear dude it is clear it is crazy that we all know the like super secret of Scientology which is
10:14 like the zenu ████ which is like ████ wild ████ and they don't know the workers don't I mean the ones that in the church don't I think they have to live action role play they don't know what's the Zeno ████ like the live-action role play yeah because everyone knows now that they did the going clear thing like it's like okay when you get to the highest highest level they're like all right so the real secret of the universe is like so there's like a talking volcano and uh yeah and a bunch of spirits alien Spirits go inside of it like yeah they all go to some alien planet or something they go in the volcano and the volcano explodes them and then all these Spirits go out to the rest of the world and then that becomes the different races or some ████ yeah it's like some L Ron Hubbard ████ why are you saying it like it's weird no it's not it's just um why are you saying like you don't believe it no I do believe it just like xenu's the God lord zinu yeah Xena Warrior Princess or your prince there it is should have seen the master
11:05 and Gabriella so we're not what else did this guy says what else do you saying is that it that's all he has that's basically all he has they were great they had big eyes they had no ears like all right bro dude I'd be leaving this press conference early first one and said welcome to Earth [Music]
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