0:00 [Music] no let's just all go to hawaii ████ shoot over there i'll be sick i'm not going to roll hawaii i have miles that would also be a waste of a ████ entire day in hawaii yeah that's maybe one of the worst things i could ever think about doing i always wanted to set up these tables and do it on the beach we get sunburned for sure this is where i motion to just get three giant green screens that we just put behind here and we don't even put anything on them it's just and we're just we're just eating l l yeah well then the fans could put stuff on them that's true let them do it oh it's like that shia labeouf video where you're just yelling in front of a green skate to motivate you so thanks to a legal loophole that
0:51 allows for things that aren't fish to legally become fish these are now fish according to california courts what the ████ did you just say dude these are now fish these are equal to fish in what context oh well um this will set eagle too to bumblebees are under threat mostly from the agriculture industry's use of pesticides and monoculture farming which i do not know what is and don't ask me what that is that's where you wear it it's where you wear one monopole monaco courtyard monoculture yeah it's killing these man no it's like having one crop oh okay so like if it's corn you'll have ████ corn fields for miles and miles and miles you can have yeah monoculture yeah um so in 2019 the california fish and
1:42 game commission determined that four species of bumblebee called crotch franklin's western and suckley's huh i like me some suckers yeah you trying to suck leaves oh you have a lot of sex dude yeah that's well anthony lee's be getting sucklies yeah this guy has a lot of sex and he also receives a lot of liars like so they might be candidates for endangered and threatened species protections um and there is a group that sued to keep bees off of this list so they argued that you know they don't want to designate insects is endangered but they are yeah well right but they didn't but they're not included in the statute that's already approved for categories of wildlife to such legal protections oh so then so then because out of legality reasons they had to
2:32 throw it in a fish section yes exactly so now so it's out of it's because of stupid beauty because of bureaucracy yeah they just wanted they wanted to protect this bee so they're like hey you know what they're fish they're fish now yeah oh why can't they just have a b section i don't know but i want to try ████ fish sushi with that's made out of bees now damn can you imagine can i get a uh bee spicy bee tuna i'm sorry i ordered the fish sticks what the ████ is this it's bees no it should be bees oh see what i'm saying like a real caterpillar roll has caterpillars in it you know what's funny about bees mcbee oh my god i thought he was gonna say how does it come into [Laughter]
3:23 you know what b is not a fish that's what you would say um nick b mcburney that s███'s that's just serious though you know like i saw this whole ass documentary about how bees are ████ just dying away and we need that ████ to produce more fruits and vegetables and if we if they all die we're ████ like we can't produce food yeah i was like what's your problem what about birds they pollinate right what about hummingbirds they don't roll deep enough they don't not at the scale that we need they stop yeah how is there so much honey if there's a loss of bees is there so much honey isn't there i don't know there's it seems like it hasn't gone down you're not skeptical that guy he's calling you out kind of it's like they're not um they're not repopulating at the same rate that we need them to and then they're dying off more than
4:13 repopulating so it's like japan so like um what they did do is uh there's all these like almond trees and ████ right so every year they bring out all the bees and then they park it there so they can pollinate it but then also the bees can like get the pollen and then they can make the honey so they have this like you know relationship with the bee farmers but then every ████ year they'll be like where the ████ did my bees go and they just die or they're just swarms of them are gone it's because of pesticides because of all these reasons yeah yeah other insects have you guys watch bee videos on youtube it's ████ fascinating yeah like people who have bee hives that they buy like online and then they set them up and then they get the colony in there and it's like a whole ████ are those people that uh they extract bees from like gold like they'll find them in the wall and like legally you can't just like ████ demolish them you gotta call the bee dude yeah to like safely or when bees and wasps have wars
5:04 oh they do yeah they make them fight each other wait are wasps also endangered i don't know nobody really cares about washington i hope they are i ████ hate them i like bumblebees though they look like like the bears of the bee world yeah yeah wasps don't have the same reputation ████ wasps what's the difference between a wasp and a hornet because they both look ugly to me one's from charlotte yeah yeah it's a basketball team and purely um but dude have you guys watched those videos too where they they find like a ████ fire ant hill or some ████ and then to kill him they pour this molten yeah the aluminum yeah turns into a sculpture they dig it out and like it likes hoes it all down and it's like a ████ sculpture it looks
5:54 sick let's just destroy this whole ████ town and massacre them so we can have a nice little it's almost like a a rightful genocide yeah because who needs fire ants what do they do nothing nothing they don't even ████ blow fire yeah ████ them set them on fire or whatever send them in an aluminum and then we keep the regular i do think fire items need to be eradicated and wash more mosquitoes first mosquitoes ████ mosquitoes dudes oh man what would happen if mosquitoes all just disappeared nothing but nothing will tell you anthony ████ nothing no more famine and no one would be hungry anymore no malaria everyone's just ████ great there's no random complaints to play without something like flies big pharma would have something to say about that big farmer wouldn't want it big farmer tried to get him right back out there then yeah because the virus they spread viruses right mosquitoes are probably already robots by big farmers but if we get rid
6:45 of all mosquitoes say goodbye to our only chance to make dinosaurs again oh i know you know how crazy uh bees are they they they basically have a gps built into their ████ system right so they'll find some ████ like miles and miles away they'll find like a batch of flowers or whatever they come back and then they communicate through a dance and this is where dancers are going to love this ████ they're ████ committed right to all the other bees that's never been to that place and then they ████ go out and they know exactly where to go because of the dance did you see that you had all the dancers attention yeah they were like say more joe i i told you dance is ████ purposeful it's like if you start like ████ walking and be like oh i know where he's from it's like yeah oh ████ it's the same exact thing we're like
7:35 so somebody starts all of us just go to compton so it goes is that where it's from i don't know long beach i don't know why are we all wearing blue do you know what to put oh man raiders oh man oh man we got a crypt today uh so so this judge says we generally give words their usual and ordinary meaning where however the legislature has provided a technical definition of a word we construe the term of art in accordance with the technical meaning in performing this function we are tasked with liberally construing the act to effectuate its remedial purpose wow this is kangaroo court man yeah in other words bees are fish bees are fish they're legally so no one really gets a ████ about the bees there's like no one's really trying to save these bees they are trying to save the bees that's why
8:38 in the brain i don't know man that's just not not my bee's knees ████ that is that your bee's knees it's not my bee's knees i think we should save the bees that's what i think i think so i want to get more into the conservationist like ████ natural world mindset but i just don't spend enough time like i'm like i'm watching more like insects kill each other and then like a couple of b documentaries but then like i'm not really trying to get into the whole how do we save them do you guys see a lot of like you guys see a lot of dead bees on the floor sometimes yeah all the time especially near power power things but i've always wanted to have i've always wanted to watch a television show where you're like you know you're seeing like a little penguin or something and or like you see like little cute animals getting preyed on by other things yeah and i'm always thinking about that camera guy and i'm like dude what if like all of a sudden
9:29 in frame comes the ████ bat and they start hitting that ████ thing to save that little penguin or save that little seal they can't interfere you're not allowed to but that's the ████ thing like we need a vigilante who's gonna ████ go out there there's national geographic yeah that's i love those comments though was when they're filming like a nature thing and it's like a tigers eating another thing and they're like why didn't he help why don't you save it well i mean you do that then tiger's gonna die like tiger candy and also they're like they're like 100 ████ meters away because they're not really that close like none of the safaris that you see videos on instagram on though sometimes they're just like eating them right there and everybody's like not in the boat videos the boat videos are pretty cool the ones with like the high production that like end up on netflix and apple tv and all that like they're ████ really far away or also they leave the cameras there and then they like leave them there for like months oh yeah because if they smell humans around they're not gonna do
10:19 normal i think it's hilarious when like when uh when you don't stop like a stork from eating another stork like that s███'s funny because you know that's not nature like come on whoa yeah i get i get judged all the time when i when i was recording these two high school kids fight and they're like why don't you stop them and i'm all like why you want to ████ with nature this is what happens come on check out joe's channel where he records high school and joe's like unfortunately we cannot interfere this is just the natural order here in the land of world star [Music]
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