0:00 so if you could stab one of them who would you stab them I ████ stab all of them because they do it bad but then they they go oh you but then they also give me credit and they're like dude you're the first and I'm like I know so give me your ████ money [Music] all right y'all there has been some ████ violence in the food blogging World violence finally does get into like a YouTube mukbang fight thing I think she'd win like she's pretty feisty she's pretty feisty huh she also like three feet seven though like what if uh she's low to the ground
0:51 she go with a knife yeah that's what I'm saying bite your ankles and ████ clean cuts only and she's Vietnamese so she got fired I bet she don't know how to do it too and still keep her Jordans clean food blogger stabbed to death by rival influencer while live streaming from Nepal oh it's ████ dirty this is spicy that's like Tupac and Biggie style but Nepalese food vlogger Style with ████ knives on a live stream why do they got beef with each other I've seen it happen like let's say a new restaurant open yeah and that restaurant um has a special drink and you want to be the first one to show the lavender coffee you know oh yeah and you're fighting over to post first dude I've seen some crazy stuff that's ████ ridiculous you're on the for you page now yeah everyone wants to be on the for you page and that's gonna launch their career but
1:41 then again do it eventually over time everyone ████ goes to that spot they always get the they just but then you're the first everyone else who does it then when they look up that they bite you I guess yeah it's attributed to you yeah but dude don't stab somebody over that huh or stab somebody over that huh dude people fighting now you you can't run a food blog in jail bro oh you know what I'm saying you can do one of those like bunk mate videos yeah but the food's not gonna be as good you want ice cream give you some coffee creamer I'm gonna make some ice cream who would I stab in the dance who would you if you could dance if you could stand stabs why are you looking at Ryan like that dude all right D-Trix what do you do well it's like you had a dance move but someone else dropped it first yeah how upset would you be and that dance move launched their career you know what that means that means they watched in practice so that other person's a Kinja yup whoa so which other
2:32 Kingdom would you have to stab out of all the kinjas who's the most bitey yeah who copies it all the time yeah who's the copiest Joe I'm not Kinja yet don't be saying that yeah yeah not yet just not yet I just want to be asked so I can be like nah I'm already Quest if you just you can't just be a move it has to be like the whole combo to the whole song but you know what I mean all those uh all those uh dancers that got upset with Charlie what's your name the girl from Twitter oh yeah Charlie DML everyone who's pissed at her because they just took other people's moves but they got popular dude that's complicated yeah that's social dances the whole point of that is to like do what everybody else is doing people are just mad because her audience is bigger that's it I feel like
3:22 everyone's always everybody feel everybody's ████ man we ████ originating the ████ Asian mom ████ in the ████ making fun of Asian ████ that was us everybody else try to ████ it and you know so if you could stab one of them who would you stab them I ████ stab all of them because they do it bad but then they they go oh you but then they also give me credit and they're like dude you're the first and I'm like I know so give me your ████ money how they do is they compliment you and then they do it yeah that's like that's the hard way they compliment you first and then they steal no they get really big and then they go but you're the first on I'm like I'm like no I know no but you're successful so what would you do if somebody copied your exact same ████ mortgage rate ████ for that one day for that post and they were dancing in front of the house the same way you did same music you know what but then she got more likes if they like someone actually copied a post so we had a lawyer send a season assists if it's
4:13 like a post that's legitimate that I know I came up with someone took our ultimate mortgage guide and just changed their information when they got a letter from us right away you wouldn't stab them you don't mind my dancing by the way I try to do the Chris Farley thing like the fat guy dancing that's my that's your brand yeah that's my brand what if I steal it Batman little suit that's what I think when these people laugh but then if someone else did that hey it would be hard what if he's like fatter than you though and they and he got more views it would I'd probably trip him sometimes I don't see some this this is I ████ stab and deceased oh ████ that's right okay so a popular Chinese street food blogger known was stabbed uh or a known food
5:04 blogger was stabbed to death while live streaming from Nepal in a bizarre attack wow carried out by a rival influencer allegedly Chinese National age 37 was arrested December 4th on suspicion of killing Gan solo John wait believe there's ████ two Chinese ████ people fighting a nipple that's dude fighting the nipples and injuring also a 32 year old leech who's on uh somebody who was with damn it was murder yeah but what was the the violent knife attack took place Sunday afternoon at the crowded Indra chalk Market in the capital Kathmandu um and shocking video shows gun who is known online as fatty goes to Africa broadcasting himself live walking and laughing with a pair of Friends when the scene is suddenly interrupted by a series of distressing high-pitched screams followed by wild shaking before
5:54 the screen goes black oh my God a later recording shows a visibly dazed gun sitting in the middle of the street covered in blood while another person believed to be Fang can be heard swearing at him in Chinese so what was he doing was he doing like a mukbang live streaming like eating skewers and ████ and then the dude comes up and starts shanking on me ████ basically damn are you guys down to see some ████ oh hell yeah but not for pleasure oh I want I wanted to see the video but I'm down with photos too that's sad dude that's so sad dude what did he get him in his neck so in his uh chest and in his gut whoa like over a food blog I know bro like lame is ████ let me show you the uh the arrest what if it's like we're just imagine oh my God the next one what if we're just imagining them eating food but like you know what they do right
6:45 they actually tell stories when they eat food so they might have been ████ going back and forth talking mad ████ while they eat like a Shaolin ball or something they might be eating that ████ and be like man ████ this ████ you know so the first photo you could see him just kind of sitting there in shock like calling out for help so onlookers people with phones and stuff like that this is him lying down he was rushed to the hospital and ended up dying there that's sad dude from injuries to his chest into his gut and this right here let me see that ████ sad man this is the Rival influencer oh come on this guy looks like a gang member dude what is he doing yeah he doesn't look like a social media looks like a villain already with that jacket on is this no stuff with tissue yeah he must have got ████ up he looks like a turtle dude yeah
7:35 that's what looks like a turd he looks like the kind of guy that's like and I would do it again yeah and I would eat him the other guy looks like an actual food vlogger this guy looks like a pervert it's like a nightclub it looks like he goes out to nightclub yeah like an idiot dude yeah what does he that's crazy it's probably jealousy because the other guy knows all the good foods and then this guy he ████ rates like Capri Suns or something lame and ████ and he doesn't get any views so that other guy probably roasted his ass like man it's fully he ain't even got enough money to review good ████ now you're ████ reviewing an Oreo cookie or whatever and it's like everyone can get that and that's where the Rivalry started happening and they started fighting over that ████ it's like watching that that movie National Treasure with uh Nicholas Cage every time he tries to discover something someone's chasing behind him to get it and then they're gonna kill him once he
8:25 gets it Fang who actually lived in Nepal held a grudge against guns stemming from uh multiple unspecified disputes and unresolved debts apparently deaths John used the social media platform to introduce his nearly five million followers in China to the food and culture of foreign countries they'll just beat his ass man what's with the ████ kill shots that's crazy just because he got to a Food Spot before him that's ridiculous that's crazy I mean no matter what it's about why the vital organ ████ especially with online beef like that's like public you know what I mean it's not that serious bro you're gonna be with somebody you want to especially if you're willing to go down like he was willing to go down he was like I'm gonna go to jail what if he just mixed up his fake knives with this real knife drawer that does happen sometimes because your grandma's gonna get the fake knives to scare him kind of
9:16 like Alec Baldwin but then they gave him the real you know 30 of stabbings happen that way because really yeah you mixed up the fake one on the real one they thought they had the toy one where it goes in when you put it in yeah and they're like whoa there's too much at any time it's like accidentally mixed up and there's like blood you're still not sure so you have to try it two or three more times and make sure you got the wrong knife oh my God that other guy looks like he works as like a low-level Russian gangster oh yeah yeah for real that's so stupid man I can't believe that I feel like internet beef is so funny so ████ in it it is so ████ but
10:06 then this ████ got so real that I'm just like I can't even compute because that's like imagine if makeup industry dudes started like shooting each other they're like yo you stole my ████ mascara like like formula dude like you ████ release this ████ and I was like now I came up with the first ████ and he's like and the eye shadow that you ████ did well ████ you too and then they started shooting each other imagine if that I think that's way better than ████ this dude well it always just makes me sad that someone who wants to kill someone else will go with the I guess the um we'll go with the dumbest way to do it yeah like at least leave behind an unsolvable crime this is like you obviously did it yeah if you want to kill someone that bad put a little thought into it and they were like live streaming yeah like make it make yourself harder to catch at least if you
10:56 were a food blogger would you kind of calm like relax for a while let them let the let the dust settle like stop going out there yeah and doing food blogging for a little while I think I think I might especially if you're in the same circles as them this might be one of the probably the first food blog related murder you would think of food blog related murder would be a poisoned piece of food the loads right in front of you because at the end of the day like you everybody got to eat every day you know what I mean it's not like uh so many people are going to like hot important nights because you're you're blogging about the import scene and there's only so many events like food blogging is like you ████ eat every day there's restaurants open every single day there's like really a lot of places you can go if you want to be out somebody's territory or whatever there's a lot of world around you know you know how to kill somebody in the food blogger world you guys ever seen Miss Doubtfire
11:46 I remember the paprika scene oh yeah that's how you get rid of them ████ dude you go let's pick a little paprika bro in the food blog world all you gotta do is make a fake account like you're this new person starting a new restaurant or making a new snack say hey would you like to do Brandy with me I'm coming out with this new food would you like to film yourself eating it eventually send the food over dude goes hey I'm trying this new food that someone sent delete everything never existed duh easy how many times have you done that Ryan why stab when you have ideas like that yeah ████ rat poison on top of food if I had to do it how would I do it I would be I would do Pho restaurant in the broth that's sacred and you could be like fuss
12:37 so good it'll kill you [Music]
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