0:00 have you guys ever uh tried a steam shower that s███'s sick so the noou in Caesar's Palace right if you get a suite there they the bathrooms all come relatable I think I'm four so relatable you went to the noo and you took a shower yeah was that with credit card points oh wait wait noou has their own Boutique Hotel in the Caesars okay that makes sense not the restaurant okay okay I was like Joe's so trashy went to Noble took [Music] so how much money you guys got not much 300 bucks how liquid are you guys right now liquid do you want me to buy some crypto pretty soon do you want me to buy crypto no no no well yeah are we pulling our money together might what are we
0:50 been this what's the racket so imagine you just get off the phone with your Architects and your 165 million dooll mansion is now done what do you mean done like it's finished they completed oh okay and your name is ████ Jeff basos and you live in Beverly Hills oh ████ and uh yeah this thing is 12 it's on 12 acres it is wow uh like I said in Beverly Hills but 165,000 165 million, 165 million for B bezel sounds like a drop in the bucket it is a drop in the bucket cuz his yacht is 500 million Will Smith's house is more expensive than his is it really and then uh-huh Tyler Perry has like 200 something million no and then there's yeah there's a lot that's a pretty good
1:40 deal then 165 bill pillers just scream money there's more expensive house yeah looks like the White House like wow he did a whole ass Southern gentleman's house in Southern California bit it's like a slavery house if I I don't like it it doesn't look big but I bet it is it you know he can he can invite you over and ████ you in it and you would take it no I wouldn't I would take it you wouldn't come on recording it you don't feel I need money jealous of be bezos's wife you don't want to be the Latin princess to his throne no well is that you yeah look he had a glow up okay uh he went from olive oil to hot mamasita yeah and um you Yi
2:32 who is olive oil his former wife she like Olive I understand that but like who was she oh popey's girlfriend you know popey's girlfriend olive oil that's cool yeah it's olive oil the back side of it house yeah even the back even the backside yeah so this house it it the the land is so big it could have housed 30 homes in Beverly Hills in Beverly Hills yeah it's interesting when you see someone with money and it and then they turn from Geek to man yeah yeah I know it's like how when they you know how that thing's been going around with girls they're like you're not ugly you're just poor yeah have you seen that thing and then you see all the girls and it's like be before and after and I'm like that's true man money helps except when you have kids that thing going to come out
3:23 you talking about what thing you talking about the oh the kid genetics yeah bad genetics will pass on yeah natural you can tell what your babies might look like yeah like if it's natural nose eyes are beautiful your kids can be cute you have a fake lady and then you try to pop a kid you like what the ████ is that ugly but I don't like the it can't be me I don't like the plastic surgery Trend cuz they all look like a snake face yeah they all have the same face they have the same snake face if you get it going early enough with the baby you can you can fix a lot of those things they could look like a snake face mama that's a GI that keeps this plastic surgery is a problem because now we Asians all look alike even more alike and that's what we want to avoid but that's the problem that's
4:13 right they Joe's right they do look like a different species when they do a lot of it I hear um a lot of a lot of ladies the style now is like either snake or lizard and it's very similar I know a lot of guys PID can I get a little bit of a yeah I know a lot of guys are complaining about kissing girls with lip filler and they say like if a girl gets too much it feels like rock hard you're kissing I don't know like just rubber also you know they drink kissing ayst you're really nice to have a nice glass of wine or something at a at a restaurant barely but they all have that same look like the high cheekbone and like there's a look yeah yeah Angelina Jo you know on Real Housewives they're putting ████ towels on the ground
5:04 beses they're all drinking wine at the table and ████ like that camera Department hates hatu hates hey but they're not doing it for guys though I know for them it's for them I know it's for them just like when they get big old ████ titties the ones that's like this big and then they give back problems but it's for them for them guys beauty is pain you know beauty is pain beaut is what you guys need to have in if you're if you had like a super mansion what would you guys absolutely you have to have in it a movie theater this is easy pool where you can see the city when I hear that I hear ooh that's expensive having to take care of that pool but I'm rich yeah they take I could pay for it like a Sho a shooting range Archer indoor gun range I saw a house in Vegas that had an underground gun range
5:54 that's cool so cool H you man Waking Up in Vegas mansion in I think it's legal Vegas California what do you definitely not yeah um you guys you guys watch pey blinders you know you know Tommy shab's house with the his office in a library and like that I want that dude I want a ████ big ass library in my house that would be sick to walk into ████ read books homie yeah no I just wanted yeah yeah yeah leatherbound books and then um in your own bathroom you can go straight to the sauna just like it's all one thing SAA that would be sick if you had library and then you wrote a book and it's only your book in the whole Library all over the whole Library somebody wants to read another book 10,000 copies why would why would you it's the best book and then everybody comes to your house like this guy's an ████ talk about niss fat tub big ass
6:44 tub soaking tub Big Tub what about your pool in your pool you go underwater and you can hear music still that's kind of crazy what about like a big you hear your own Sriracha song under under the water I'm coming over massive aquarium too oh salt water yeah how big is massive massive like a whole wall four in I mean that's pretty massive pretty impressive like the manday bay yeah like the Mandalay Bay but like that's not that massive actually would you want to be able to like scuba dive in your own Mansion be a what scuba dive in your own Mansion yeah why not i' love these ████ to be you know SC own that's what they say ████ Steve's going to bust out in a scuba gear and he's like see and he has
7:35 a certification and clean just pops through in a mermaid outfit like dud you know what would be sick to have inside your house is like a little mini green zone where it's just like Forest but it's in its own climate so instead of being it outside some oh yeah they did a lot of 70s homes like that terrarium where outside leave some money for other people can library that would be so nice real species in there dude have you guys ever uh tried a steam shower that s███'s ████ sick so the noou in Caesar's Palace right if you get a suite there they the bathrooms all come relatable I think I'm poor so relatable you went to the nou and you took a show yeah was that with credit card PR no oh wait wait noou has their own Boutique Hotel in the Caesars okay that makes
8:26 sense not the restaurant okay okay I was like Joe so went to Noble and took a shower Y is there is there toilet water oh that's my friend yeah no it's a hotel now oh had the three compartment sink and I rited myself down with a sanitizer oh it's great Steve they don't mind crazy bathroom Caesar's Palace the noou they they they made their own hotel inside yeah so then um they designed it where it's like ████ sick so in the bath like the shower it's a walk-in right and then when you hit this button it goes and it turns into like a steam room so when it's cold like in it's winter and you know how like when it's winter like you get a little shower right and then you're all just trying to like hit that one shower and it's hitting your ████ shoulder and the rest of your body is cold you going to get that cuz the whole thing is steamed up bro if you had a
9:16 steam shower and I was like that is so sick I'd be such a ████ in real life dude if I ever left house I'd be S I'd be in sufferable dude Bart would turn it on and go outside and work out in the cold that's that's what would do would I do want a steam a sauna too How would how would your kitchen be my kitchen yeah it would be full of chefs yeah okay so I don't have to do anything I probably have all my floors is like um just bouncy mats you know what I mean bouncy mat gymnastics floor except when you're in a bad mood and you get home you don't want stomping around dude I'll have a a moon bounce in my house have you guys felt heated tiles I have yeah that's pretty sweet doesn't know what to do with money dud what what about an elevator so you never have to go upstairs again elevator sick but they scare me now the prince died in one
10:06 wait now he in his own house in his elevator well that's cuz of Overdose right I don't know but yeah he died in his elevator so I was like I thought he died in pneumonia why do you need the elevator for bro I want that's a bad of elevator dude I he died in his elevator di of elevator elev elevat I want a pond in my backyard that's sick so affordable right now I think you could do that you could dig a hole and like put some lamb but I want I want a big one yeah back of fish I want a catch's like I'm going to have a Weber grill that's literally big like four hot i' love a microwave I small buies I would want a mansion with with like some sort of nature Outside Inside whatever but then it's all like you know kept on its own somebody comes
10:56 by and does everything for you you just go out and you enjoy it have you seen that ████ where you can I wouldn't do it because I'd have Maids do it but you you like sweep and then it goes into a vacuum on the floor oh yeah yeah same with the have you seen the laund sh I have it but just the portable machine for all my haircuts no the one that's stuck to the wall no one you just looks like this and you just put it on the wall and you just broom it and it go it's pretty sick pretty sick the laundry version of that I saw that yeah it's like this hole in the wall and it kind of vacuums your laundry you just throw it and it just whoop right into it teenager sucks his dick in there i' put my dick in there if I was rich if I'm rich I don't need to do that hide a luxury baby I don't have dude remember that you you guys remember that story about Bill Gates in the I think in the early 2000s
11:47 he built the house they have these like pal Keys we put it in your pocket and it like changes the room color temperature art on the walls everything if you just walk into a room wo yeah dude that's too much dude that's crazy right but so it's all LED everything then I assume so yeah think but the emf's coming from that room dude I don't want no part I heard he was like a fair day cat I I I heard that he's a big time lover of strip clubs who a horny guy yeah yeah for sure he is dude from who for sure my mom told me he's horny she knows everything I mean a guy that looks like that I knew the source was closed he looks like a fori any guy that we like a cardigan vest sweater you know they SE sexual deviants yep freak nasty Bill Gates for sure yeah
12:38 you know he doesn't have vanilla sex no no no he has ████ neopolitan Rocky Road his Min that was like four different flavors in one latex he got it all he he doing it all that got a ████ suit he don't wear condoms brother he's got a personalized collar that he gets walked around in Daddy G he has to right he has to be into that ████ like anthon Lee ████ I guarantee you he has a BDSM ████ basement yeah like he has urgent care in his house for Plan B yep you think it's like he's got like Richard G hamster wheel and ████ in there I guarantee you remember Richard Gear put a hamster up his ass oh what the get off so you can come come on I'm serious that's is so ridiculous got to come that cuz I'm trying to think of the
13:28 process hey this is a double this is a double O we're trying to get the can can you just come sit that back down please thank you I wasn't we're going to finish the topic triple ootr all right what's the next uh what an hour on this one we're talking about hamster consent okay and and and our dream home all right what's after being a homeowner though okay mostly hamster cons I realized I don't like being a homeowner that much it was a pain in the ass cuz ████ in Vegas really but if you were Rich would you be okay fixing things and it's not even an old house but it just happens right and then another thing huh what's the last thing going to fix um I fixed something oh yeah no no uh it was a hose
14:18 for a bathtub oh you know the one that you go and then when you turn on the all this waterers leaking and I was like I had to replace and you're losing money on that yeah but if you're rich then you don't have to do any of that but then there's also like you know thank you K there were weeds growing what else would happen if Rich the weeds Landscaping there was you know there just things there's just things to do Grass Grows so fast bills ████ I don't know you know like just dealing with paperwork calling the city all the responsible adult ████ right who would you hire to do that it would it be a a what is it property manager property manag you're going to hire a property manager for your own home though I mean you can't that's baller so you rent to yourself that's rich gu ████ dude you might need a security but you still the thing is okay you still need to buy the house and go to the city and do all this
15:09 ████ and like you still got to go through the processes yeah and I'm like okay when I was traveling around and just getting airbnbs and hotels life was much easier but it's more but you're not paying yourself later yeah but my condo I paid myself for having lived there for 2 and a half years which is insane that's cool dude I it's just I don't want to do any of that work I rather just ████ live in a hotel and and and maybe it will change if I had kids or whatever but like yeah just hand think so too hand us down for this I I I don't know I think it's just um I don't like all the all the stuff that I got to do so if I was rich I would have somebody do it all for me yeah yeah and then I don't like owning a home at all yeah I just be like Bart like your your sinks cloged buy a new ████ house
16:00 that's true that's true like ████ this ████ I'm not dealing I thought it was just brand new and G like it was 3 years ago and he's like you're right let's get out of yeah he forgets to take out the trash and then he moves to Vegas yeah I'm not doing what it is I know like forever holes are forever he's all like hey we got to replace the trash can let's call the city and get a new trash can he goes nah I'm going sell this house moving this place is a dump this place sucks he's like Vegas is ruined now yeah the side house sprinklers out sell it sell it the house on her forever home yeah tight can't wait guys all right can well I mean you're in California so is that long enough
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