0:00 love these Happy Endings I know right it's ████ wonderful it's wonderful not getting mad at Joe for saying this is a dark Petty Revenge story huh yeah I'm not because you you led me down the road and I was like oh this is gonna be fun this is gonna be ladies Corky [Music] all right this is a story of petty Revenge nice these are the best stories the best stories if only Steve was here so this happened in India basically what had happened was there was a wedding and this bride you know for whatever reason had her ex-lover come to this wedding good because she's a dumb ████ that's the end of the story let's wrap it up and we're done Fair diagnosis I know dumb ████ like that guys and
0:51 girls I think that's a dumb ████ move they just make stupid decisions you know you don't think inviting your ex to your wedding is a good idea that's a smart move what if it's like a junior high and then you're like I don't know like 29 now whoa were you good friends with them you're high accident yeah you're gonna waste your invite I just noticed there's some people that are just really done like that where they're like in a new committed relationship like really commit they really like this person they still have their ex's number on their phone um I'm like you're just dumb you're just asking for trouble yeah you're just like putting sugar all over the house and then when ants come oh what happened I don't know I'm like you're dumb dude you're an idiot so this uh this ex-lover you know comes to the wedding and gives a wedding gift the winner gift is a home theater music system see the ants come and do the
1:41 ████ ants coming ████ and it's rig with cameras it's rigged with explosives when newlywed husband plugged it then plugs it in him and his brother died they just blew the ████ up actually four people get injured including an 18 month old child that suffered injuries dude you made this article sound like it was like fun and zany I literally started with this is a petty Revenge story dude Petty is not that's not Penny Petty it's Petty it's not the exact definition Petty Revenge nah that's Petty but you should have said dark Petty that's premeditated don't be angry with me because somebody else was a dumb ████ okay I just think that when he plugged it in he probably had a slow-mo Indian death like a Bollywood death with a lot of music or 100 people came out started
2:31 dancing it was like and the music's slow and then they're like super dramatic yeah yeah that's probably what happened see this is what happens this reminds me of like you know back our our era there would be like those Asian chicks that go to the club and all of a sudden an hour later full-on gang on gang Rumble because the ████ chick be doing some dumb ████ ████ pitting like her exit that's an arrival game I don't even know why she's dating fighting Jerry's fighting fighting you would love these cherries well no it's the Jerry's that start the fight but really they step out so all the guys have to come in and they're like they're fighting over me yeah and then Jerry's over there like what's up full-on rumbles what happened at Club school dances that's crazy because a ████ stupid ass dumb Jerry making moves did this ever happen to you specifically no I'm smart but I see that ████ happen
3:23 yeah and I'm like do you think she invited him because she goes I'm gonna make him jealous and then after he does that she's like I don't know he was gonna do that exactly it's one of those situations exactly I've seen that go down so many times you guys never had to get in a fight for your girlfriends not yet uh I don't think so no hell no I ain't doing no ████ I ain't doing that why are you starting drama stop it I don't think I even date chicks that are dumb like that like if I see they have a history of dumbness your history of dumbness dude in high school there were so many of these things where like um there was one time this girl she wanted to get back at her ex because they had some issues so she's she spread this thing about how um you know that guy assaulted her and all that right so her guy friends the
4:13 group of guys she was with they were like they were thugs like and they ████ beat his ass so hard right and then she was like shocked like why did you do that like she thought what she wanted was them to just gossip about it and ruin his reputation they broke his leg and it was like your friends are gang members these guys like they shoot at people like what did you think they're gonna do like you thought they were just gonna gossip and go oh let's ruin this guy's rap and hurt his feet like you know with gossip yeah with gossip like and then I mean when your stupid teenagers right like you just do some stupid ████ but I remember things like that went down there was another one where a guy got actually um shot up at because there was some girl drama that went down and then they went
5:03 to the park and then I think she exaggerated like the level of like like ████ talking or whatever and he was just waiting in the car and a rival gang came in and just shot him up yeah love these Happy Endings I know right it's ████ wonderful it's wonderful not getting mad at Joe for saying this is a dark Petty Revenge story huh yeah I'm not because you you led me down the road and I was like oh this is gonna be fun this is gonna be easy Corky I'm not a zany one for you the only time that I had to get in the fight for like a girl I was dating was like my first girlfriend and um but the dude didn't fight so thank God you didn't I would have got my ass back but like it was it uh you have to Bluff a little bit well yeah because it was it was kind of funny because I was 16 and we went to the um we went to uh Santa Monica Third Street
5:53 Promenade and we were just like watching all these like uh Street shows and stuff and then you know like the crowd builds up around it and things I might have told you guys but um the crowd there was like one of those weird guys that would like push up on girls asses and like act like he's just trying to see stuff yeah so it's a good move it was like I can't see yeah he did that to like my girl and her friend and then they were like dude this guy just like was like humping on us so then I got behind him and I started super humping him and then he just he like turned around I was like what the ████ I think he was so embarrassed that we all knew yeah and the whole crowd like looked yeah yeah and then uh he didn't he didn't fight he just ran away did you you humped that guy yeah I thought I was gonna have to fight him pump them into submission yeah dude yeah but that wasn't because of a dumb ████ that guy was a dumb ████ yeah yeah and I don't know if there's less of those guys now but I feel like in the late 90s early 2000s there was a
6:44 s███████ of those yeah there were and then and then cell phone cameras were invented yeah yeah and then guys started humping them and then that's how you stopped it was a ████ epidemic there's so many guys he just really thought about it I was like man I should really think about like what I've been doing to these ladies because I was like yeah I changed his whole outlook it's like I didn't realize it if somebody did it to me how I would feel yeah like that's not cool that guy was like way bigger than me they would beat my ass if we fought I would have got but you helped him so you dominated him yeah see that's a zany happy story yeah that's zany yeah that is zany take some of those what I'm not saying it's just shot up you know what I mean explosions yeah but you know it must have been a quick explosion he's the one who made it a slow explosion with a dance and I've been so quick I can't tell talk about it this is like a mafia story no it's a Bollywood happy ending with an explosion deck yeah all right and it's pretty crazy to invite your ex and not realize he has the potential to
7:34 make a bomb while still while still receiving a home theater music system a dumb ████ also who's using home theater systems like that well maybe the whole Community was like Taliban related you know in India I mean like it's a different country no it's a complete different country but Osama was in Pakistan and their neighbors oh ████ see Joe knows more about geography than we do that's the problem you're telling me that Taliban don't have homies like in other countries surrounding them I thought they don't only exist in Afghanistan that's such a like a two-step process you're telling me that Taliban don't follow somebody on social media from a person that's in a country next to a neighboring City like well I guess they do that if I'm the groom and my wife invites her ex it's weird it's definitely weird but if
8:24 I'm the groom and I open up the gift and I'm like holy ████ this guy's your ex-boyfriend is so cool you got us homes Studio system and you plug it in and you explode but like you'll be really happy right before that's kind of an advanced bomb and way isn't it no like that ████ didn't blow on the way home or nothing like that's pretty good can you imagine you're like hell excited to watch like Avengers or something and Surround Sound that's me you're just like whoa oh he's so cool and then you're like get it ready and you plug it every you're right right about to plug it in it goes humiliating thing because he probably placed the speakers where he wants them he spent the whole day couches already he's got the lazy boy he got a koozie he already put his old sound bar on offer up he queues up rrr and you know why the ex-boyfriend the
9:15 ex-boyfriend is smart too too because he knows the guys are gonna get like they're gonna be coming all over this yeah because they're like we're gonna ████ get surround sound we're gonna watch this movie dude and that's why it was him and his brother that's like setting it up where was wifey not there she was like I don't care yeah you know I don't ████ care about this ████ yep these explosion distance away for sure what are they gonna do watch 90 Day Fiance on surround sound they don't care you can't watch TLC on surround ladies don't watch TV when I turn on I'm like babe let's watch the show as soon as we turn it on she's like and then it's sleeping isn't that kind of like a little TV oh never mind mini TV I wonder like what's what's the way to get away with this like obviously
10:06 they were gonna know that the sound system no I feel like he was trying to kill all yeah really I thought he was just trying to kill bit him so then when she invites him to the funeral she could be like who's only setting up a surround sound by themselves well that's why the brother died too no he he thought about that he was the man will be blowing up right well it's going in the house it says the intensity of the blast was so strong that it reportedly brought down the roof and walls of the house oh when you bring that roof and walls isn't that the whole thing they should have known when he opened it it's like whoa this is a 20 speaker surround sound this one's crazy but then you're like whoa this guy's the man that's a great gift there's a speaker everywhere holy ████ yeah but we've been to India for like you could like flick the wall oh ████ that's part of the argument you can flick any wall on a ████ explode
10:58 it's your flick though it's not our flicks you've been to India twice that's tight no it's not [Music]
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