0:00 thank you [Music] so there's this movie that's in pre-production it's called Elena of Cuba Elena of Cuba Alina is the daughter of Fidel Castro oh how do you spell that that's my sister's name oh yeah that's exactly like my sister's name oh my gosh dude 212 spelling what's another way to do it like with the e uh I don't know if he's pronouncing Elena Elena Alina Selena s Alina Castro Alina Castro so it's Castro's daughter yeah she's the Communist queen of Cuba that's a fire title communist so it's it's really that's what the movie is about the queen of Cuban sandwiches but um even though John leg was almost not associated with his film at all he's
0:50 pretty pissed about the casting really why because they didn't cast him no because they cast somebody else as uh Fidel Castro who's not even Latino what Pedro Pascal keep it um Oscar Isaac Denzel Washington Samuel Jackson that would probably be better he's a famous guy who's Pedro is that the Mandalorian guy can you imagine yeah Denzel's what about the dude from uh uh um the new uh Star Wars thing and um did someone say Oscar Isaac yeah whatever his name is yeah what's his name ████ it's not that guy who is also in narcos Mexico wasn't he
1:40 I don't remember so he's not I think lad is it Shia LaBeouf who actually looks like Castro though you don't think this guy looks like Castro he kind of does actually what the he does actually though he does holy ████ what the ████ holy ghosts yeah you have to be he kind of looks like he's out here look it's first of my brain recognized James Franco and then I looked I'm like oh James Castro he should be voiced by John Legend what about what about uh that's not even in makeup to look like cats it's just like that's just how he looks wait we got Luigi ████ hating on this guy it was a good Luigi man come on hey this is okay Luigi but he wasn't Italian right John leg was almost that's not an
2:30 Italian name that's true he could pass is he Cuban I think he's Puerto Rican something like that I thought he was just Mexican my bad I think he's Puerto Rican he had no right to play in Italian plumber is what I'm saying because he's from New York or some ████ because remember on to Wong Fu he's like I got more legs than a bucket of chicken and then he was like something like that he's probably Puerto Rican yeah yeah maybe yeah so John link is almost like a huge pest advocate for like you know Latino representation in Hollywood and so he's speaking up about this he's pretty pissed that uh this one he said something like how is this still happening that's his like wait I'm confused because maybe I don't know too much about like the Latin X world but the way I view the way I view you don't like that ████ but okay but the way I view I view South America right it's just like I feel like
3:22 it's still European but with mixed indigenous okay because there's black Latin there's white Latin there's like yeah because like there were French people Spanish people there's Asian Latin too yeah and then I just feel like it's a Spanish-speaking American country right so like I don't understand technically the South American country but shouldn't he if he's going to be uh Fidel shouldn't he be a Cuban I think this is what yeah but Fidel I don't even know if he's Cuban well because so embarrassed so this is the history is so the history is they're uh Central or Mexican-American and they went to Cuba to liberate Cuba but they're all Latino so some of these guys weren't born in Cuba like he might be I think Colombian or whatever but him in Che Guevara went to
4:12 Cuba to liberate it I don't think I think his gripe is that he's Franco's not even Latino at all do you think he's got a guard that like armas is playing Marilyn Monroe I do yeah Steve does what do you think of that ████ ouch hey what do you think what do you think that ████ you know what I'm saying though it's like a little bit of a two-way street like for example I heard um Samuel L Jackson I heard uh also got upset at uh what's his face uh the guy who does nope and uh um Jordan peel because if you're going to cast uh somebody for the African-American experience but he casts somebody that's like a an actual person from Africa an African yeah you know of what's the Immigrant African American yeah it's also not doing the same thing so I know that like in those you know when we're talking about it's funny because you look at like Europeans right
5:02 when we look like white people we don't we don't call them Europeans we're gonna say they're Germans or there's something to write but then you look at like Asians and you don't like people don't go like you're Japanese you're the everybody's just is Asian we don't go by continents yeah so in the same concept right I understand that there's it's just a double-edged sword but if we do a little bit of American Jackie Chan's Asian I've seen other people usually look at us and they just cause Asian you guys ask each other what you are you know what I mean like that that happens Nikki all the ████ time what do you mean you guys bro you I mean you people yeah when I saw annadaramus play Marilyn Monroe I was like interesting right but if I mean if the guy that looks like Fidel Castro is going to play Fidelity he looks ████ like Fidel Castro dude I think what makes you different is that they're like Marilyn Monroe's always been played by someone white so then
5:52 it's like oh at least let's just get one where it's not maybe the armist she's white or not white she Brown she's not she brown girl let me push back a little bit so you guys watch Pam and Tommy right yes I did it there's a somewhere somewhere there's a there's a busty blonde actress who can't get a ████ job in Hollywood because they took this chick and they put Prosthetics all over her body she's a brunette she's not like she doesn't have ████ Double D's she's she's not like Pam Anderson looking so they took her and they actually made her look more like Pam Anderson using Prosthetics and they could have just used the blonde there's some busty blonde actors out there who's ████ eating at Denny's tonight because she can't get a ████ job in Hollywood because this chick ████ took her and she's skipping on the bill because it's too expensive she's walking on it she's ████ dying in the ditches stealing moons over my hammy he goes this is just
6:43 what's called acting you know what I mean you know like this is just acting like you're James Franco You're Gonna Act and be a Cuban man yeah okay that's another thing too he's like if no one ever seen eating a Cuban sandwich like Fidel what like what's the alternative that people want a perfectly cast film that ends up sucking ass and they won't even see it they honestly would be way happier with that hey yeah did you guys see morbius [Music] um so Jared Leto he pretended to be in a wheelchair like the whole ████ time right but then even between takes he would make everyone wait like 45 minutes for him to do bathroom breaks because he wanted to like take his wheelchair out of the bathroom dude it's more BS dog and then that movie ended up like sucking complete dick yeah because he spent too much time to go to the bathroom yeah everyone thinks that movie completely sucks because he went to method on it but that's the thing it's like you know these people are still
7:34 doing a business they're still making a movie that has to sell I'm also confused about like the idea of what is white because then like so like all right Cameron Diaz to me she looks like a white girl but she's not right she's lat Latino so I think for that she widest for Latin people I forgot what the term was I think it's actually like mestizo or something but the actual Latin like group that they identify with or what they're who they're fighting for are partial Spanish blood partial auditioners but Castro looks like a Spanish man well here's what Leguizamo actually he looks like oh that that that mestizo whatever like is what they're going after what is it John Leguizamo is a hypocrite dog why you playing he played a Chinese man in
8:25 the movie pest he played a ████ Chinese delivery man and he did a very strong accent like this ping I think and it's one of my favorite movies I love that movie the past the past yeah it's Annie played in Italian where she has no ████ right so who are you John that's that's what I think he's saying when he says House Hollywood like how is this still going on it's like he knows that he was a part of something that should be expired by now does he I I think so he doesn't do that anymore yeah you know like that was all the 90 ████ that everybody he said for my sage so would he be happier if it was ████ like George Lopez who looks nothing like him honestly yes he would probably there's nothing like Fidel Castro but he is Latino ████ it that'd be a good take that's why I wish we could just go into alternate like timelines just to see what people would say because I feel like some people will hate no matter who you put in that spot they're just gonna go oh you could have found a better girl
9:15 oh you could have found this remember when um Squadron Hansel was gonna be this like trans person and who's also going to be Asian too oh Ghost in the Shell right what's the show she was Asian but Scott Johansson the way that they the way that they find budgets for these movies is they attach dollars to a name yeah they know they can sell it in this market right so like that that nature breaks the movie makes it breaks the movie so they were going to take a story about this trans person and then but then because Scarlett Johansson is a straight woman they're like like everyone came out backlash backlash and then they canceled it and she's like yeah fine ████ it I won't be this way no it doesn't exist you don't even get this trans story you can hold there's no earmark dollars towards some Rando who is that person it's just that you now have nuked that story out of existence so that story doesn't get told now yeah yeah so that's what um but then
10:07 with this one because because this is like a Cuban historical figure you know that's what he's pissed about he said how is Hollywood excluding us but stealing our narratives as well you know that's the difference so I like The Last Samurai right and I was just like but here we go again with the last of the ████ Mohicans white Washington fake ass story right and then I researched it and there's actually three white samurais yeah there's there's a British guy AI he he got knighted um he became a Samurai and they just and there's a french guy that went to Japan to teach them how to uh shoot and then and then they they yeah and then they they ended up being um they ended up being um um um like accepted by Japanese and then they became Samurai all the ████ they were knighted so I was like oh ████ so that's
10:59 an interesting story and then they just Blended all of those stories Santa please so after that I was like oh ████ that's kind of cool I can't get mad at it anymore you know because I thought what they did was some ████ Dances with Wolves ████ on us it's also not like there's no Samurai movies with all Asians like it's a ████ million of them do you guys remember one with a white guy that's like that bad like not really do you guys remember scary movie when uh yeah I love scary movie right we all love scary movie no there's a part where what's her name sees like Chris Pratt's ex-wife oh yeah she sees the ████ she's this little ghost and he's like all right Japanese woman Grudge ghost and then yeah the joke is that they're like like this is
11:49 like this is a white lady and so she doesn't know like this is probably how how Asian people talk and so she's like she's like Hiroshima Nagasaki Samurai Toyota Honda you say the same ████ back to her like usually just all trophy ████ yeah all Japanese brand names how dare you
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