0:00 Do you think the origins is like >> someone saw their boner and they're like, "What if the rest of my body looked like this?" >> Basically, >> and then >> that's what happened to me. >> Yeah. >> Do you get points for for looking more Asian like that? >> Yeah, absolutely. >> He go me. [Music] >> Welcome back to another Vegas Careful Boys. Today we have our first actual Vegas local guest. We are reunited with Jared Feather. Y >> Jared, >> didn't you just have a show? >> I did. That's why I'm like orange and muddy. >> So, we're seeing you at a really good moment right now. >> This is Yeah, usually it's like pre-contest. I'm two weeks out or a week out or something. >> Yeah, you look 10. >> You're always here when you're like >> I know some kind of show s███'s going on.
0:50 >> Do you guys fluff your dicks in those little things? >> I'm not going to say that I don't. ████ >> Is it illegal to fluff too much? >> You can shove a sock down there if you want. Some of them are pretty see-through. >> I'm being dead serious. >> Yeah, >> cuz like >> some of them are pretty see-through. There's one guy in 212's name Bo Jackson, and his s███'s just like halfway down his legs. It actually takes away from his physique. >> You can't You can't look at his physique. It's like >> Wait, cuz his dick's that big. >> Yeah, I'll show you guys pictures later. >> How come he doesn't spin it like a Kalbasa and then keep it like more like that? So, it's more like a That's what I thought. >> Like a coil. >> I think he likes the attention. >> His name's a body, bro. >> Jackson. >> Yeah. >> Cool name. >> Pretty ████ up. How big's your dick? >> But I got to stuff mine. >> Two inches. We talked about this. I went from 1 point 1.5 to two when I started anabolics. It's pretty impressive. >> So, how'd you do at your show? You just did a show, right? >> Yeah. Yeah, it was great. I brought my best look. Placing was not that great, but I you know, I look my best ever.
1:40 >> So, you felt like your your physique, your conditioning, size, symmetry, everything was the best you've ever brought. >> Yeah, I think I'd seen more size to hang with like a lot of the bigger pros. There was there were a ton of really good guys there, so it was a hard lineup. >> Did you post it on your Instagram? >> Yeah, I What's your uh app for Instagram again for your URL? >> I don't do stupid ████ Jared Fer. Some people go IB Pro. Whatever. >> Jared Fitness. Jared.Fitness. >> What's your actual like >> ████ what >> URL? Sonyl. >> There's a ████ URL for Instagram. >> Oh, yeah. There is >> Jared Feather. Jared Feather. >> Oh, I think if you just Google Jared Feather Instagram, his should >> definitely will pop up easily. >> Let's see those freaking photos. >> Yeah. Whoa. >> Oh ████ >> dude. >> You're like an anatomy. Oh my lord. Oh, I got to I got to sign up for this. >> You like that? You just asked. >> Micro micro penis club president.
2:30 >> Love that. >> Wow. >> Cuz Yeah, you guys always have small dicks for some reason. >> Yeah. I think I think our physiques are just so big. They're normal dicks, right? >> Yeah. Might be. Might be. >> Might be. >> That's how I'm going to justify my small dick. >> Hey, look. I'm just insecure about my physique. That's it. That's it. That's all I'm doing. My my real question is if you guys know how and you're so scientifically involved right in growing muscles is penis considered a muscle. >> No, >> it's an organ dude. >> Sponges tissue. >> It's tissue. >> It's a considered your second brain. >> That is Yeah, it's an organ. >> All right. >> Flesh flute skin. >> Oh, you mean like you mean when you mean by when they're judging >> and balls? >> That's what you meant. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. >> How are they judging your like that's why I brought up the Bo Jackson thing. That takes away from his physique. >> Oh, so he gets lower scores. It's hard to look at. Yeah, it's hard. Like, >> is there a check mark where it's like big dick and then you get a check? Can
3:21 we look up Bo Jackson? >> Yeah, let's look it up. >> I believe that's his name. Sorry if I'm getting it wrong. >> Bo Jackson is a famous NFL MLB player. >> Yeah, I know. >> Raiders, baby. Raiders. >> If I put bodybuilder, will he pop up? >> Or is it like B? >> Yeah, put bodybuilder. >> Is it like B- A? Like, how do you spell >> Oh, is it like that? >> Like this one? >> Okay, maybe it's not Bo. It's something. >> Look up Bo Jackson's dick. >> Just put bodybuilder huge dick. >> Just put bodybuilder huge dick. Okay. Yeah. Bodybuilders music. >> Don't do it. We're online. >> Do it. Do it. >> Wait, what do you mean? >> Bodybuilder. >> We could see all of it. >> Dick. Bodybuilder. Oh, okay. >> How about Google uh bodybuilder? Huge dick. Jared said. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> I I think his uh >> Oh, here he is. Colossus. >> I think his uh >> his last name is definitely >> How come the guys look gayer and gayer? >> Why you saying that? That's not >> cuz look at that guy.
4:11 >> Wait, who? Dexter Jackson. >> D something else. I can't remember. >> Bo something else. >> Bojangles. Can you go back to his physique? So you you felt like you brought your best physique. >> Yeah. >> But what did you place? >> The 10th. >> 10th. Wow. >> When you look at this picture as a man who did all this work, what do you criticize right now looking at it? >> Um are you like god damn. >> Are you like my traps knees look like >> Yeah. Like how do you criticize? So I can tell there's a film of water over me. >> Really? >> Like I needed to be a little tighter. a film of what they say they call it drier, right? >> Yeah. I need to be drier. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> And that's because you drag you're too hydrated. >> Uh sometimes in the peaking process, you like depending on the sodium, water, carbohydrate, you can do a little too much, a little too little. >> So a lot of guys will do too little and it'll create a film of water. So I think I had too little water the day prior.
5:02 >> Did you Did you win? >> No, I got 10th. >> That's 10th. >> That's crazy. >> What the hell is number one? >> Pro League's crazy, man. My friend Austin Espie won. He looks ████ phenomenal. You want to give him a little shot? >> Yeah. Let's look at >> Let's look at the looking at number 10. >> Yeah. Can we compare side by side? >> He's never done that before. >> Espy. >> I'll send this to him. He'll love this ████ Yeah. >> This guy. >> Yeah. So, he won. >> Can we see his winning one? >> Yeah. Yeah. Go to his Instagram. It'll be his first post, I'm sure. >> What's the thing? >> No, we had to keep the Jared one up because then we would do a side by side. >> Side by side. We stood right next to each other in the lineup, actually. So, he was slightly bigger. His quads. His quads are bigger than mine. >> Bigger and drier. >> Drier for sure. >> Is it this post right here? >> Uh, it could be that one. It could be. You can scroll down. He might have posted another one. >> That was his speech. That was his day before. >> Damn. >> Yeah. See how dry he looks in the back
5:53 shots there? Yeah. >> Damn. >> I can't tell the difference, guys. I know. I know. Exactly. That's why they have judges. >> But can you guys tell the difference? >> I can. I can tell he looks uh, no offense, much drier than Jared does. At least in >> So is that the key to look >> thirsty? >> What's that? >> When you say dry, right? It's like you're It sounds dehydrated. >> Yeah. >> So like the the key is to look >> the closest >> you can overdo that and get a film of water on yourself. >> Yeah. The closest you can get your skin to your muscles the better >> because he has a layer of water. He's not as dry as the other. >> And the more fat you have, the more you'll hold in subcutaneous faces. So I had more fat than this guy. >> Subcutaneous idiot. Like where that's like where the foot gland is. >> I see. >> Yeah. In the in the techn >> subseran. >> Yeah. That's different from visceral fat which is inside of your body.
6:45 >> That's crazy. How you get this freaking do you is somebody come out with a freaking measuring tape and just measures. You know what I mean? >> I mean that'd be dope. >> But they just they just look from their judges table, right? >> I don't think it's like a dog show. >> I mean it kind of is if you ask me. It's a it's a ████ beauty page. >> Do you have to jump over stuff? >> Yeah. We all tear our quads cuz they're so dry. >> You have to go like up a ramp. >> Hey, let's see Barts. Let's see Barts now. >> Oh, dude. There's no way, dude. >> Dude, let's see Barts. Let's see. >> Bart claw bodybuild. >> Let's see. Let's see 150th place. >> One is a amateur show and natural. Like, it's There's no way. >> And natural, dude. That was a shot. You going to take that? You just going to take that? >> He knows. He was my bodybuilding coach. >> I was. >> Oh, wait. What's What's the What's your most like fit? Um, >> yeah, just type him. You could, if you knew the name of the show, you could type >> builder. Uh oh, this could be
7:36 >> Hey, that's not bad. >> That's not That's not even close. What the hell? >> I think he looks hydrated there. >> Maybe that one. That was >> That That one. That one. Nobody's pointing at >> Looks like you drank three gallons of water there, bro. >> Right there. >> Oh, yeah. That was >> That one was like a week or two before. A week or two. >> Dude, that's crazy. >> Why is there a blue button on your dick? >> That's nice. >> I like that. I don't like the natty look. I don't like the natty. >> Oh. Oh, cuz it was a cursor. >> That's crazy. That's a battle. >> That's why I'm enhanced. >> So, if you were a judge and you and he comes on stage, how are you judging this? >> Well, if he's by himself, he wins. >> Yeah, that's true. Right. It's It's who we are. >> But is it the battle you against yourself? >> Nah. >> Nice. Nice. >> Punch yourself in the face for me. >> If he was a bodybuilder, I'd say you got to bring his legs up. You got to bring his chest up a little bit. And he's got good sized arms. He needs better delts. >> Oh, yeah. As as a posing guy, how is his pose? >> This compared to cuz I got to help him
8:26 his first time. This is very good. >> As a as a coach, >> all the instructions that you told him, did he follow it? And then where did he still fail? >> Uh, no. He followed it really well. Uh, the only place you kind of fail is if you fall off your diet and ████ like that. And if you ruin your relationships, the second it starts to ruin your relationships, you get the ████ out of contest. >> I was bargaining with him every week, though. Yeah. >> I'll be like, "Can I have like 15 more almonds, please?" He's like, "No." You know, I mean at the like what's crazy is up leading up to the week of it was pictures every day cuz depending on what you eat can your like the normal I can't tell but you can tell the difference and then the day before it was what like pictures three times a day like morning. >> I just wanted to see kind of what was happening between each meal. So, because you can, that's why I was saying you can overfeed somebody or underfeed them. And
9:16 depending on what the meal is doing a couple hours prior, like after it passes through digestion and everything, and that depends on how many fats I give them in that meal, how many carbs are in the meal, when it's hitting the bloodstream, I would see what was happening in response to the food. So, you kind of have to do stuff like that. >> And then even the day of um there's like two judging times cuz I entered two divisions. So after the first one, uh there was another one that was like a few hours later and I'm like, "Can I have some carbs now?" He go, "Oh yeah, yeah, I got to have some carbs because you're going to have to flex again or whatever in four hours." >> So when you're like holding static poses like this, like an isometric contraction, you're losing glycogen and because glycogen makes your muscles look bigger. >> Makes shells go into space, too. >> Damn right. >> Glycogen does that. >> So now you need >> ████ hell. >> Damn. Speaking of which, I was right by SpaceX where I was competing in Macallen. >> Really? >> Beautiful. Jesus Christ. You went there?
10:07 >> Yeah, I drove down and saw it. >> Beautiful. >> Did you have a bodybuilding competition at SpaceX? >> I wish. >> I'll talk to Elon. >> That'd be insane. >> Yeah. I'll see Jared just going like this on a rocket to the moon. >> That's why they want him there. >> Yeah. They want him to launch the whole time like this >> to be like the nose cone of the shuttle. >> We're back. >> That's the way I go out. Hey, I'm done. >> Or when the shuttle, you know how they return now? >> He's like That's why I wanted to see SpaceX. Like the vertical launch and landing is insane to me. >> That's nuts. I can't believe that's a thing. >> Dude, >> do you find that you get more attention from men or women? >> Women. >> That's a ████ That's just like a thing people regurgitate. >> I'm regurgitating it. Yeah, cuz I'm insecure. >> It's a thing that like even muscular dudes regurgitate. Like, man, when I got into this, I thought I get so much women, but I get so much attention from guys. I'm like, dude, you got way more. >> That's them being modest, though.
10:57 >> I don't know. I think it's just people are parrots, to be honest. Oh, so they're falling for their own like >> Yeah. >> This episode is brought to you by the RP Diet Coach app. Remember when I lost over 30 lbs and got ripped for a bodybuilding show? This is the exact app I used. You can adjust your macros your way. Shift your calories from day to day between meals and get instant guidance when your plans change. You tell it what goals you want, and then it gives you the plan to follow. It's super easy to use, and it's built by my buddies over at RP. Jared from RP was my diet coach for my bodybuilding show where I won double first place so you know that it works. To get our special subscriber pricing, go to rpstrength.com/rpskinny time. That's rpstrength.com/rpskny
11:47 t i m e. RP skinny time. Link in the description below. >> No, but you hear it from people like me, which is why you're saying it. >> I'm a stone cold hater, brother. >> That's okay. Yeah, I don't mind. At least at least you can do it like this >> to your face. >> Exactly. I ████ respect it. >> Do it behind your back, too. >> That's fine. But that's I know you do it now and to my face. I appreciate >> then when you run into them again. >> Yeah. I guess they're working out real hard to impress all those gay guys out there. >> That's the kind of stuff I do. And then I smash a ████ Chipotle burrito. >> And you're like, I'm so straight. I'm so straight. >> I'm so straight. >> I've never been this straight in my life. >> This is about a 12-in burrito. Dude, this is crazy to see you like this and you said at this time your brain was super sharp than ever. >> Yeah, I was like I was so smart. I knew like my name and last name.
12:37 >> It's funny cuz when you go back to those videos that we were filming for JK while he was in a state, this fool was just on screen saver mode. >> He's going like this just in every video. >> It's a lot harder when you do it natural, man. >> Oh yeah. >> Yeah. You get a lot of exogenous support. So, >> oh, so like do you do you guys have like ways that like uh medically you can counteract >> I'm checking I mean I'm injecting my testosterone. His testosterone was ████ zero. >> Mine's Mine's 1,200 plus. >> Holy ████ >> So he Yeah, it hit you way harder as a natural. Like I was I would get hungry when I was natural. >> I kind of became a little bit liberal, too. >> Oh ████ dude. Never do that again. >> You voted for Gavin Newsome. >> I wanted him forever. >> He's by his side. He was by his side. You wanted to be a stay-at-home dad. >> I'm going to say no. Bart should come for another show. Like absolutely not, dude. You're in ████ Vegas now. >> So when you when you said like when you're injecting it, you don't have
13:28 those same like side effects of like >> you'll get them. So just being in a lean state for a prolonged period of time, that's the worst thing for your brain, >> right? >> Because you have no body fat. Your brain needs blood glucose, so it needs glycogen, needs carbohydrates. >> And you get really low in a diet. And sometimes when you diet down that low, you just have to cut cut carbs pretty low. And the longer you stay in a lean state, which is why he was zombie mode, the worse it gets. So if he had kept dieting from this point, it would have just ████ gotten worse and worse. >> Damn. Would you ever do this again? >> ████ no. >> Really? Not even one more time in your when you're 50? >> Well, cuz so first you get super lean, right? And then you see all the parts that you need to build up. So I have to build those up or else if I just cut again, I'm still going to have those missing parts, >> right? So, I need at least another year to probably build up from there and then I need another year to cut back down.
14:19 So, that process is going to be like two years of strict dieting up and down. I'm like, ████ that. >> Fitness is a lifestyle, bro. >> Yeah, brother. >> I don't know. ████ dude. A whole year of strict diet. >> There's a a lifetime. >> One of his clients is like eight years never ate a pizza. Tristan. >> Tristan. >> Oh, Tristan, the young dude. >> Tristan's crazy. >> He doesn't even know what pizza tastes like. When I tell him to get free meals, he'll just put more ████ chopped liver on his plate or something. >> This is like when I was a kid and we were playing, everyone in my neighborhood was playing Super Mario 3 and I was using all the war pipes and ████ I didn't give a ████ And but there were kids in the neighborhood who wanted to do it without using warp pipes. >> What's What's Tristan's name? >> So, you like the enhance? >> What's Tristan's uh actual name? >> Tristan. >> Tristan Lee. >> Yeah, that's right. >> Tristan. >> Is he still a teenager? >> No, he's 21 22. >> Yep. >> I just remember him coming on the scene and I was like, "This guy looks like a
15:10 kid. with like a six-pack. >> Holy. >> Oh, that's the kid. He >> just go to his Instagram. >> My grandma's butt look like that, dude. >> Cuz he has a crazy recent He has a crazy recent post where he's at like one >> He looks like this year round, though. Like year round, he's ████ ripped. >> Go to his go to his Instagram and his he has like a really recent post where he's ████ just insanely short. So, this is what I didn't bring to stage. Keep scrolling. Keep scrolling. >> Go to this one right here. >> So, see his glutes? >> Oh, wait. >> Oh, even his lower back. Hey, is that like a sports bra or something? >> So, his glutes are they have what are called striations in them. >> What the heck? >> And I have a really difficult time getting glute striations and they really ████ judge that in body. >> So, you're trying to g >> So that's why I got tense. Basically, everybody placed above me had like glutes like this and I just can't get that. >> So that what is that? It's like dimples on the butt cheek. >> It's you can literally see the muscle fibers. So he has cross cross striations
16:02 in his glutes. But that's very genetic. So a lot of guys they'll get really boxed off glutes, no striations. Their hamstrings will be dug out like this. So, my quads look better than this, but they don't. My glutes never get like this. >> Do you think the origins is like >> someone saw their boner and they're like, "What if the rest of my body looked like this?" >> Basically, >> and then >> that's what happened to me. >> Yeah. >> Do you get points for for looking more Asian like that? >> Yeah, absolutely. >> He goes, "Me Chinese." >> Trish will have a good laugh in that. >> Yeah, he's good. This guy's crazy, dude. >> He's good people. Pull him on here sometime, man. He'll have fun. >> I He grew up on He grew up on JK, too. He loves >> No way. What the He comes to Vegas all the time. >> I remember he was He did barbell, right? >> He got huge following. What was his followers? >> ████ >> His YouTube and his Instagram are huge. Yeah. >> 2.5 million, dude. >> On Insta, though. It's a little different. >> But they convert cuz they do like
16:52 company like products and stuff. It's really cool, man. Yeah. Those are smart kids. Him and his brothers are ████ brilliant. They got some money. >> So, his brothers work out too and do all that. Yeah, they own companies together and they, you know, they started YouTube when he was like 13 or 14 >> and all three of them are hella disciplined. >> They're super disciplined. That's in every aspect. >> What kind of dad do they have? That's right. Awesome. >> Traditional Chinese traditional. >> Oh, so which one was the Asian one? >> Yeah, I can't remember. They told me >> the dad you predicting it's the dad. >> I would bet money on the dad. I take I take the the >> might be both parents. >> Maybe that. >> Well, one parent is white, right? >> I can't remember. Sorry, Tristan. >> I think it's I think Well, if Lee I'm assuming Lee is the dad. >> The dad. So I'm assuming I'm assuming Asian dad, white mom. >> Dang. Is his dad buffed, too? >> I don't know. >> His brothers are one does Muay Thai now. >> How is he relaxing? >> Like that's chilling. >> Yeah.
17:42 >> How How do we chill like that? >> He's sucking it in. >> He's sucking it. That guy's sucking. >> That guy's sucking it. >> I like cuz I know that he's taking his picture like >> Oh, it is crushing the screen of his phone. >> Damn. Look at the reverse side of the arm. Bro, how does he have How does his What? What is that? >> Shoulders. Yeah, shoulders. >> That's on a pumpkin patch. >> Working on his cheeks. >> Yeah, but look at his face. He's He's got Look at his Look at his cheek. >> You want to know the craziest part? He's natural. >> All natty. All netty. Yeah. I can't even look. He's not even on stage. >> He's 154 lbs right here. >> If he if he went to the >> I'm 225 lbs. So, >> if he went to the competition I was at, he'd blow everyone out the water. Really? >> Yeah. I've been trying to get he just like I said he has such a ████ good head on his shoulders cuz like last year we were prepping I was like do you want to do a show at the end of this he goes I don't know I was like if you don't ever feel comfortable doing a ████ show do not do a show it's stupid like
18:33 if it's something for you hell yeah if it's something you want to pro card as an accolade hell yeah so we got literally glute striation shredded and he was like I just don't think it's for me man like I just want to keep going and I I ████ respect that >> so you said that he's doing this naturally right and to look like this year round >> he doesn't look like any >> his look like a year. >> Oh, I thought someone pretty close though. >> I got up to 175 and back down. So, we got him to a good 10% body fat and a lot of >> 10% is really low though. >> Look at this. Look at this reveal. >> Wa. >> Yeah. Holy ████ >> Heck. >> I thought anything under 20 was like unhealthy. Or is there naturally people >> 15 is like where I would have somebody who's into fitness. I would 15 is where I would cap their body fat percent. 18's fine here and there, but like if you go to 20 plus, you're creating new fat cells that then stick with you and it's harder to get rid of fat.
19:23 >> And fat cells don't go away. They just decrease in size. >> Damn. Interesting. >> I never thought about that >> cuz once I got fat, I never get back. Never. Never. >> A lot of people can operate at lower body fats, too. >> Uh African-Americans are really good at like sub eight. Like they can just be there. That's why like a lot of good athletes are just shredded to the bone. >> Oh, we just call them the blacks around here. The blacks >> brothers that brought >> That's why brothers are so good at uh being athletic and having low body >> buzzer. Buzzer buzzer >> can's low b body fat. >> Ken. >> Yep. >> Yo, he about to He's a stick. Yo, but what's the fastest and the best way to burn belly fats, dude? How do I get rid of this little chunk of hunk of dunka? >> Lipo suction. >> Lipo. >> Lipo. That's what you're going to tell me. Lipo. >> Lipo. >> I I you can't really spot reduce as far
20:13 as we know. There's like tons of hypotheses about how you can potentially like heating up the area prior to doing fasted cardio and things like that. It might work well. You could try it out. You can heat the area up. You can like do some crunches, then go do fasted cardio for an hour. Try that for a few weeks. But you got to lose body weight. You can't just like, "Oh, I'm going to lose body fat." >> But what if you like chicken and waffles a lot? >> You can have chicken and waffles once a day and then really look at the rest of your calories and just not >> Oh, really? >> Yeah. ████ you. If it fits your macros is real. What if you like chicken and waffles but like in a soup of maple syrup? >> You could do that, too. But then you just got to take away from the rest of your day. >> But it's the only meal you get. >> Got it. >> Yeah. Yeah, it could be probably depending on how Not for you. You probably What are you weigh? >> Slam that ████ down, baby. >> What are you like above 200? >> Yeah. I'm like I'm like you. I'm like 230. But like it's all distributed like ████
21:04 >> But but to start you on a diet, I could put you on 3,000 calories a day. >> Really? >> Absolutely. Yeah. stripping like ████ >> Yo, I can see Steve ████ yoke. >> That would be scary. His jokes wouldn't hit. >> Yeah. I don't know. Right. That's always scared me >> cuz he'd have no self-deprecation. >> Yeah. Whenever uh Chef Rogan lost weight, he just stopped being as funny. >> Dude, that happened to Jonah Hill kind. >> Well, they also started being more mad about it. >> They would get angry about being criticized. So, I think that's also part of it. >> I'm just kidding. They're still funny. God, I'm clearly not a comedian. Let's talk about dumb biochemistry ████ all day. >> Heck yeah, dude. Thanks for sharing, man. >> Well done at your show. >> Congrats on 10th, man. >> Appreciate it. >> It was worth it. >> It was 10th out of a thousand. >> When I didn't make first call outs, I like just kind of I was disappointed for a second and then I was like, I still have money. >> So call outs, it's like a very visual
21:55 thing. You got like all these people on stage, right? And the first call out is like the people that stand out, come forward, come forward. And then so kind of everyone else, if you don't get called out, you're like, "F███, they think I suck." Oh, so you just can't even participate. >> No, you do. But then you're in the second call outs, but you know that you didn't get first, second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth. >> Oh, so if Oh, I see. I see. >> So now you're in the mix for the >> So you kind of feel like crap already. >> Yeah. I mean, you get over it real quick. >> Damn. >> Do you guys do speeches and stuff, too? >> If they win. >> The winner did. >> Do they really? The winner does >> I got interviewed cuz they always started interviewing me at shows because of like YouTube and ████ >> And he's in the pro circuit, so they're already at like the highest level. >> Damn. >> Yeah. Either I'm just hungry. I'm just very very hungry. Yeah. Thank you. >> That's how that's the way a lot of those interviews go. >> Not a lot of those guys are uh cognitive. >> Did you have a speech when you won your thing? >> No. >> Anybody you want to thank?
22:45 >> And he said pizza. >> I just want to say Jared Feather sucks. >> No, they did ask me. They did. Jared hurt me and he touched me. >> All my clients get that treatment. >> I just I think I just think probably Jared, JP, Gio, Tao. >> Oh, that's cool. >> Yeah. >> What does Tiger do? >> Just exist. I'm just a fan of the micropenis one. >> Yeah, that's >> because he was asking me immediately how big my dick was.
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