0:00 yeah the one time I played I ended up playing Like A Champion like and I ended up the Magnus Carlson of Yu-Gi-Oh he was so mad a uh Yu-Gi-Oh card tournament you heard of that yeah what they have Yu-Gi-Oh cards and they have tournaments for that where people play the game I know I played at like 13 you did yeah were you good she's she's a sleeper uh competitor you played video card for real yeah 12 to 13 years old okay with my brother you're saying 12 to 13 times 12 I thought so too I was like you competed 13 I know that's what I thought she said I competed like once and I ended up winning and then I stopped playing how come youve never told us you've played yuio cards cuz you never brought it up cuz I was a kid I
0:50 was like 20 years ago it's a pretty dope trivia about that's actually sick well how did it smell in there like it really smells yeah so apparently this people are weird the guys are weird everybody's ████ weirdos so apparently a a Yu-Gi-Oh card tournament smelled so bad that the female player decided to drop out cuz she couldn't take it any is this my story it's my story wow wait I I don't understand why it would smell so bad cuz those they don't shower yeah yeah it's like Smash Brothers competition they're like a little socially awkward it's kind of like VidCon you ever been to VidCon VidCon smells too oh well certain places W which areas it's you ever smell mildew before oh yeah that's basically what so we saying nerd stink nerd smell I people who go to
1:43 conventions that sort of thing they they stink comic book store people oh got it youever been to a comic book store and then like there's people like at a table and they're playing Magic the Gathering no sick Game Dude sick game like the place in Pasadena how come they don't just shower you could tell they wore that shirt for the whole week the same shirt yeah I think sometimes their hair is a little oily you see it well it doesn't seem like it becomes a problem until they're around other people that are not usually around them yeah you know what I mean like cuz they're probably normally by themselves yeah exactly or they're around other people that also smell and don't care yeah yeah it's Community yeah it's like friends genuine question is there a particular racial demographic that specifically Yu-Gi-Oh Mo sorry what did you say so loud s it's got to be white sorry I'll let you finish that sent I like it when you jump in early
2:35 white white and black white and black I mean from what I remember in your case really okay I just thought that Yu-Gi-Oh kids were ████ weird cuz Pokemon was the ████ well but you go you had the ████ whole arm thing that you could like draw cards from and ████ to me like ████ be like a ████ oh to me it was like you guys couldn't afford Pokemon cards so you had to get you had to get no there's just more strategy yeah yuoh had more of a lot more strategy there's more game in it I think than Pokemon I never played the game I tried one time playing Pokemon game and I was like this sucks I couldn't play usually you thought Pokemon sucked as a game no no the card game oh the card game the card game absolutely objectively suck yeah cuz you were a fan of pokon it was about collecting them that's all yeah I played poke the game on Game Boy yeah game were
3:25 you guys all fans of Pokemon and stuff no I didn't really know too much about not not really at that age definitely was waking up to watch it before going to school same that was big enough I played through the first two games how old 3 31 damn yeah I played the Pokemon Reds and the Pokemon Blues you probably never even heard of that huh no guy I wasn't do I was Cheerleading too getting puss question no question no question yeah so apparently this this uh this situation became public in a thread on X where a player expressed concern from one of the women competing after revealing it was her first Yu-gi-oh event and she and was under the impression that she got clobbered so basically she quit because of that and she set the record straight saying she left because of Third Rate
4:16 duelist and fourth rate hygiene o she sounds like a hater she just sucked sounds like she got moed up she just sucked so she's scapegoating she just got you think so she took a ████ fat L she got in there and got tagged up and then she's like yeah yeah she was like no ████ that Sheed to come it probably didn't smell that bad if everyone else stayed in there CLE clean's talking more ████ talking more ████ I just say she probably just sucked oh just suck well because there's so much focus on her being like probably one of the only girls in that room MH but you said it still did smell bad though right I don't remember I was ████ 13 oh yeah you probably smell bad when you're 13 yeah but she was probably focus on you probably smelled terrible cleen she probably smelled like Bath and Body work yeah she probably smell like ████ cleen but you 13 smell bad I know right leave leave her just like yeah yeah you yeah that's
5:09 right you don't shout that's probably you sticking up that place isn't there like a isn't there like an article or like something of you in it yeah no way yeah the one time I played I ended up playing Like A Champion like and I ended up Magness Carlson of Yu-Gi-Oh he was so mad um and you whooped on him how'd you beat him do you remember did he cry I don't even know how to play the game like if you wait so you're just slapping cards down and not even know what's going on no at the time I knew how to play but it's all strategic at the time I knew how to play you pulled out the blue eyes white dragon didn't you um I don't think that was legal then you probably look at o she remembers a little bit she remember that it looks pretty cool yeah yeah the article of Colleen winning the tournament is like a public article ████ out of here there's a photo over it everything's dope what how long ago was this I was I don't know 12 13 holy ████ that's crazy on saying
5:59 that number actually actually that's insane it looks like a fake article that I made to like make fun of her but it's like real it does remember the part where we like really briefly skipped over when Chappelle was like white people smell the most remember when that happened yeah yeah I I know what I said I think that's true yeah I know why I said it I know experience I think that's true now white people don't smell that bad yeah if you if you just put Ken in Yu-Gi-Oh walls of hair how do I spell your name oh when it rains and they wa a k a l y n e y n e this kid I love white people white people smell when it rains that's who you beat yeah that's who I beat that's the guy you beat you beat a little Asian kid y wait this is hilarious if this is real I'm going to ████ lose my mind that's crazy a look
6:50 at me I'm such a baby wow I'm a baby what a ████ shut the ████ up loser what the everybody wow that's tight my uh my brother wanted me to play and so I ended up playing like my first tournament and I ended up winning did your brother ever win anything uh yeah yeah where did you where'd you grow up here or R La is your brother good at this Yu-Gi-Oh I mean when we were kids when we were like young teens you were a Nationals qualified Duelist for team Enigma wow nationally qualified that's crazy holy ████ a dualist wow I don't even know what that means but sounds I don't either to be honest we should we should beat you up I think we got jump beat your ass can we
7:40 get team Enigma shirts I want team Enigma who's in team Enigma put that on a shirt come on Joe put that on a shirt it was me my brother and my dad no way oh Bobs was in it too so TI yeah why was it why was it who came up with Enigma I don't remember I think my dad in in round one she'll be going up against Wilson Luke of Team comic Odyssey one of the most respected Duelists in the world it says and then just but it's your delivery out here dude it's your delivery makes it sound not real whooped on them he beat you oh no I won how far did you go I don't remember damn that's tight that's ████ dope dude there's an article that's so funny dude check this out armed with a armed with a deck pack with unconventional choice
8:32 see his deliver I want to beat you up might go the distance today I have in top Ed in such a long time mentioned Wilson smiling at the prospect of doing so again I was like St wrote this like Stephen and Ryan teamed up yeah this is a team up this is amazing wow you just went down so many points in my book lot of points big chunky take kind of went up in m i was a nerd oh my God Big Nerd right I'm just jealous cuz the first time I played Yu-Gi-Oh as a kid I got ████ wrecked and I was like you ████ this game and then you were like everybody here smells you're fat you're ugly I hate you I left cuz it smells bad but that's also cuz that Yu-Gi-Oh and a lot of other things are one of those things that people encourage you to get into it so they can smash yeah yeah they like no you should try it and then they just destroy you and they go wasn't that fun so the the the the service level of it
9:23 is like you're just putting a card down every time right no no all right you sound so dumb Chappelle a short story by Chappelle Lacy we should jump him forgive me so I don't know about ████ Yu-Gi-Oh cars anany is an her too so like there's strategy to cars but there's strategy but like so I know but isn't it like oh here's my card yeah what are you going to do but you but you have to you have to yeah if it's by the way if it's not that I'm kind of concerned no you have to go it happens when they put their card down and then that's when you have to go you just activated my exactly you had to do that ████ no dude oh D I don't like y Fedora you have to have a fedora always tilted dude see I like the
10:13 lash out though ████ no ████ no dude you got to like commit to it you got to commit to it you got to commit to it [Music]
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