0:00 [Music] if protocol is being put in place if a European super volcano erupts because scientists are now worried get this European it's in Italy like Mount vus like that like Mount vus volcanoes are scary I didn't even know they had volcano there yeah they're not respected the volcanoes in Europe is not respected they're not a big deal that's what happened to pomp that was pompe yeah hundreds of thousands did you see the pompe people dying like that they got wrecked dud yeah I saw it oh ████ yeah there was one guy that died like this yep is it is it too it's not too soon to make fun of those people is it no I think it's been a couple centuries you could ████ ████ all over the there's a Pompei guy
0:50 that they said the the guy he died jacking off is that a real thing apparently wow hundreds of thousands of people living in the shadow of a European super volcano have been warned it could potentially erupt Italy's campy fi fan Fields has been displaying some worrying signs of activity in recent weeks can you not disrespect the volcano name I just read what it is can you not disrespect my hosting I'm you're a guest be a good one scientists fear the volcano is a ticking time don't take that from and say that there is a very realistic possibility that it could blow the last time this occurred was nearly 500 years ago wo it's been a long time maybe it's due I wonder how they tell those metrics yeah like pregnancy it's just guesstimation like you just see a pregnant volcano tummy or
1:40 something don't they say the same thing about Yellowstone how it's like is it is it a super volcano as well yeah it's about to blow bro is that a geyser yeah but I think some volcano underneath it oh I just heard joean talk about more than 1100 Tremors have been recorded in the past month that's scary a 4.0 magnitude earthquake on the October 2nd and a 4.2 on September 27th oh my God all the European like countries though I feel like Italy can be one of them that that kind of blows up like cuz like I don't know I know shade to it I love their food but how pretentious they are about their spaghetti it's annoying man it's too annoying oh ████ that makes you think the volcano is going to flow but the terisu is pretty good though terisu oh yeah terasu is
2:31 sick cars not reliable but fast right um which one luxury on point design on point you know but like a little too pretentious dude like I don't know like cool it on the pasta right chill like I If if my pot's small and I want to break the ████ noodles let me break it don't be so fussy that part okay yeah that part they're Pro they're probably already mad at you cuz you didn't hand make it cuz every single time you're in your private home on this side of the world and you break it they're hitting you up dude there's a tear dropping an Italian tiar an Italian Mama Mia Mama Mia Mama Mia pizzia you're breaking the goes down for the genocide of Italians based off of super volcanoes so this super volcano would take out all of Italy probably all of it a big chunk
3:21 of it uh apparently a pretty big Chun it'll obliterate Italy why they explain super volcano and the Damage that it does a big problem sits west of the city of Naples and is surrounded by towns and villages with a combined population of 500,000 they will all die if they don't evacuate or if they don't have a protocol set in place and something happen how serious is this like 10 is erupting then how serious is this um they don't have a scale of 1 to 10 but let me just see if I can dig they can they just make like a giant ice ball and then just put it at the top of the volcano like it cools it down like a pimple like and it just you know that's a good idea how about every everybody take a bucket of ice and throw it in the hole ice bucket challenge we all we all that's like a Simpson we go on a line go on a line everybody do one Buck cool it down do you think people really do move
4:11 when that happens you know like if it's legit enough but like remember how like hurricane K Tre to happen and then when it did everybody was like all the experts were like this will happen again because of the shape of the land and the flooding and the it but then people still stay they love Florida I mean Hawaii has an active volcano Florida but yeah there's an active volcano right now but people keep moving to Hawaii I mean I wonder I wonder what the Italian sentiment is on it though based off of their own history with things like Pompei or like knowing that if you're already living next to a super volcano it's like maybe there's a different sentiment they're too they're too concerned about people making pizza right and gatekeeping that ████ you have to focus on the pizza because there's a volcano they're like the pizza is crazy forget about the don't worry about forget about the volcano look at the pizza I got a fresh slice and and
5:01 relative to mount vus can't be F this volcano actually dwarf's uh Mount vvus oh my that's a big statement damn what's m okay yeah where's that at it's the one that engulfed Pompei so right next to pompe okay but that new I love Italian I ████ love Italian all I'm saying is if I had to choose between all the European countries then that's just the one that's it's okay and you think they're more pretentious all of the European well what is yours then challenge me that is okay for what are you going to say like ████ the better sacrifice Estonia or something o Estonia is nice I know right blow it up he says country yeah Anthony Lee said laia under his breath good that's great that's great we got Lan
5:52 fans bro yeah I know shout out to L one of my one of my good friends grown up was lan n they don't speak English interesting I mean Joe knows all about the fans I do I ████ like half of them that's ████ TI half of them fans H so like if a super volcano explodes Anthony Lee in the I know it says this is going to answer my question in the article so you already know to answer but as soon as the super volcano explodes how long until they have they can evacuate cuz it says it right there right it says the protocol is a 3-day evacuation for half a million people and currently uh schools and stuff like that and hospitals are already putting into place like um practices and oh are they so they're like treating it like as real if it erupts though that's less than 3 days if it that's like hours yeah but they're
6:42 hope hoping that like their prediction capabilities will be like oh it's about to Happ this go for the evacuation it's currently on yellow alert which is two levels away from the highest alert status scary meaning people should keep an eye on seismic activity and be prepared for potential evacuation if it was that bad though do you think all of Italy would be taken out or just that area apparently just that area but it says if it did blow uh we could face a global winter and subsequent food shortages Global Winter why is there food shortage why we yeah why do we get ████ over dude because like it ████ up it ████ up the Eco uh like system to where the sun gets blocked out by the volcano clouds and and it ████ up the the temperature and then so the ████ that you're we could usually grow the ████ plants are like I'm not used to
7:34 this and then they're like I'm not Fring then but America's okay though right are we going to get affected by this no this worldwide oh no we got to stop this are big enough it could ████ the world a little I thought this is only going to affect Italy this is going to affect us we got to do something you guys weally together the smoke will come all the way over here what the ████ I can't get Italian uh barsley parsley I I can't get Italian parsley we got to get the ████ princes of ████ Saudi Arabia involved we got to get and we just start WEA machine unloading sand on the volcano nothing puts out fire better than sand put sand they got lots of sand carry a ████ ton of sand almost unlimited am bury that volcano with sand yo that's going to make glass ooh that's
8:24 dope they're going to make a glass Mountain we'll put hammers all over and the break the glass okay that would be beautiful I like the first idea I think if everyone just does a ice bucket challenge like we just grab all the uh ice that we can and then we start dumping it in the volcano it'll cool it down like a pimple that needs to chill okay or we could do a preemptive get a big needle pop the volcano first let it like you know like a and then squeeze out the the the the white head yeah and then it's a little eruption instead of a big eruption any addons ran to that yeah let's get Dr pble Popper's advice how well how well are they able to predict like volcanos like remember the one that popped off in the uh Big Island they didn't predi that sh they're ████ scary dude those things are when
9:14 it's so H they're so predictable when it's so ████ hot when lava hits water it's instant steam it's like instant evaporation it's ████ scary ASU they say when a super volcano erupts like uh if if one happened in America for example like case studies and Yellowstone which is there is a super volcano there too if a super volcano for example Yellowstone were to erupt there would be it would be a global catastrophe it would kill around 100,000 people instantly around the area and make most of North America uninhabitable as huge amounts of Ash and dust would be thrown into the atmosphere dude that insane most of North America were dead Dam Mother Nature is insane that's happened before in our history that's what killed um kuon the mammoths and stuff is that true actually um scientists theorized that uh neanderthals were uh extinct I got a
10:06 little Neanderthal on me mhm in My DNA oh yeah that's right so they haven't been F Jason chenny like no thank you thank you that's also cuz we probably had sex with like I think a human a neanderthal bent over and they're like o o I don't care if it's not human and then they ████ came in it's close enough right mostly human I mean mean they're human enough to got smooth brains right and have a baby unless it's an entirely different color cuz you can't really tell right my fils just have like under bites in our mouth breathers yeah I don't know you make it more prominent as I catch myself like just breathing on my mouth heavy and then jaw there's more like o and it feels right huh like honestly when I'm a deep focus you just want to scratch the arm a
10:56 little when I'm a deep FOC let me tell you when I'm a deep keep focus on a task yeah I'll look down and guess what JW like that really really breathing out my mouth that's why I wear nasal strips y yeah but why is the jaw forward more forward I I have an under well they say mouth breathing the longer you do it the more of a underbite you develop really and they even and this is what Andrew hubman says and then he says the uglier you get you get uglier yo yeah what does that mean I don't know your face shape starts to change when you mouth breathe you think people with under bites are uglier than people with over that's not what I'm saying but like I could I can't afford to get uglier bro is what I mean so that's why I'm wearing like nasal strips nowadays that's why huh that's one of the reasons well you look really cool when you have them on so thank you but it's mostly like honestly once I wear them I can't go back it I can breathe
11:46 out my nose I can it huh bro I can smell y' I sleep with it on me too I S I try to get deep sleep but what I'm saying is like throughout the day like a couple years a well yeah a couple before I started using nail strips like I I really can't can't smell most things oh that well oh do your does your nose feel more open now now it does wow wait wait wait this like it feels like someone got your butt cheeks and spread it open so you could fart easier no seriously when you do that with that that you look like you're wearing those glasses that are connected to the nose like those costumes mustache and [Laughter] [Music] eyebrows
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