0:00 [Music] are you guys ready for this it is now officially 2021 and u.s surgeons have successfully tested pig kidney transplant in human patients did it work what well that's the successfully part oh nice yeah oh that's huge that's pretty crazy who needed a pig kidney a lot of people need kidneys organs and there's overall because of that a human organ shortage dialysis ain't working man do they get to meet with the pig after and they hug do they get to eat the pig after a barbecue would it be considered cannibalism if the pig that grew your kidney you eat the pig and and the kidney would recognize it like oh i ate myself now the person goes on dr phil and then the pig comes out and then they they hug and then the guy cries while he hugs the pig that's the video i want to see that's a good viral video that's the that's the feel good video i want to watch that
0:50 will do pig can you hold the pig cry and go take a small bite damn that's crazy so i know that pigs and humans are really similar or close in like genetic makeup but that's crazy well the reason why it never worked before because and why this is the first time and it's considered successful is that um usually if you were to transfer a pig kidney into you you would trigger immediate rejection by the recipient's immune system right uh which is this is a potentially major advance obviously since there is like organ shortage but uh this uh what is it called the immediate rejection comes from a what i mean i can just say it if you want to say it yes so it basically comes from a dna just rejection just complete dispersion of the dna makeup
1:40 that sounds legit actually dispersion dude i don't even know what that means it's a complete dispersion so it all breaks down you could have sold it harder if you had the lab coat on listen dude you you just hand me one dude you just put it right around my shoulders that should be a segment where we talk about science oh we just throw yeah the chromosomes are the enzymes dude anyways we'll pass on the actual name of it but the idea of it is that uh after they put it in the uh sounds like that white house lady that always passed on every question yeah i'm gonna circle back on that yeah well go back never they said the transplant looked pretty normal uh and the amount of urine you would expect from a transplanted human kidney um was produced and there's no evidence of any vigorous early rejection seen in unmodified picket needs that are transplanted into non-human primates oh can you have ████ uh pig bladders oh
2:30 that'd be funny why do they have big bladders dude well i don't know i always feel like i love you too much i hate peeing i want to be able to hold my pee for like 48 hours so you want like a camel you want a camel black one can pigs hold their pee that long well because they're big so i thought they would have like no i think they just pee everywhere bigger than pigs what if their bladder is so big that it's falling out of your ████ ugh i don't want about the human or not just human but like world species in general and we could obviously we're moving towards a direction where we can kind of transplant different things into our bodies and make it work right which means we also may be able to assume certain genetic benefits i want shark gills is that what we're trying to get out yes yes i want the monkey breathe in the water you got shark gills outside of the water you look like ████
3:25 and i got these guys yeah it's like gills and lungs like they do from uh the boys that one oh yeah uh the under yeah like the dude from hellboy that guy looks like ████ the lords abe sapiens he's got the ████ oh yeah yeah what finger spin what figures they had to make a whole different movie to get chicks to want to ████ that guy oh yeah the ████ shape of water shape of water dude they got ████ abe sapien to start in that movie dude she's ████ a reptile yeah why is she trying to ████ that dude bro that's weird you gotta watch the movie so so so i'll do that shark girl the part where she's blowing him where you see her head in his lap is pretty ████ funny pretty weird she's blowing up air bubbles yeah she's blowing him dude big time she ████ the lizard brown bunnies flawless so bart wants shark fin i mean shark gills what do you want you want monkey feet why do you want monkey like a pig it's a good idea
4:16 i can hang on my toes and ████ you know upside down that's pretty tight i like that that's pretty good yeah thank you i want grasshopper guys can't take mine grasshopper leg ████ jump dude like crazy yeah but some people find them delicious but your knees are waiting what if they're not proportional so you have like tiny ass legs you're just like you're just like go for a jump and just fall over you're just tripping all the time what does that do for the olympics are we allowed to compete or we consider it like not natural to make another special olympics for like oh that's some real special yeah like mutant olympics yeah i'd watch that though i would for sure watch a mutant olympia dude i would watch steroid olympics like a ████ honestly i would do let it happen bro i thought we were already having that but then like that's true they got out of the open like everyone just take whatever the ████ you want to see what happened dude what if you give
5:06 all the new breakdancers a bunch of epo dude oh what if the olympics was you could have as many like prosthetic limbs or technology on you like your cyborgs and steroids to the max to see how far you can go and then you fought gladiator style oh yeah gee i wonder why the ratings are slowed down yeah you know what i mean because they're not doing this yeah nobody really wants to listen and they finally let in the sports that we all care about finally after their ratings go down what sport would you put in the olympics that's not the olympics skateboarding just kind of all the escape yeah motocross pokemon pokemon poker's type they put skateboarding athletes for sure poker are athletes you ████ idiot poker are athletes i love that statement and they shouldn't do more they should have more surprises like for the high dive they should like because they've been practicing on a ████ 12 foot pool whatever right the day of they
5:57 should make the pool four feet like you got to figure it out surprise there's no water in the pool today quick game bro that's why you jump off you got to figure out how to not splash in four feet of water yeah or die or die do it for your country or like you know the track it's always a ████ oval what if you ████ make it a triangle see make some like have some hard hard turns or something oh yeah it sounds like you could work really good for like power walking or something like that just like turn on a dime or or they'll play soccer but then every now and then half time instead of a regular soccer ball they drop a bowling ball and we have to play soccer like that soccer in the dark and you make the soccer ball soccer in the dark that's called you know that's called watchable soccer that's great that'd be great soccer's a great game
6:47 everything's glow in the dark give it more surprises we gotta finish it out on the fly that's a good idea i think that's why olympics sucks because all it is it sucks dude they all look the same the move because like one person figures out like how to get the best within that game right and so everyone just copies that it's not like basketball where like you can figure out so many different ways to dunk lay up like you have your own style whatever right yeah that's true in most olympic sports there's not a lot of that pizzazz they need to get rid of power walking and then replace it with like american gladiators that's what ████ yeah i mean a guy shooting a cannon while two guys are on a stage or power walking but with ████ palm olive on the floor hell yes power walking on vegetable oil dude throw something that's the way you wait throw some jacks down yes yeah
7:38 let's go across legos legos power walking with a dog with rabies running after that yeah yeah no dude they hot instead of hot coals hot legos bro metal leggings candle wax y'all oh that'd be sick with the raby dog chasing you of course cool raby dogs i'm into rabie dog chase and then you're signing up for this event you gotta represent your country you know the ratings would be so much better that's what it is kind of you know what this is it's ████ you're describing wipeout wipeout you know you know that show where they basically just yeah that most extreme elimination it's just like you're just ████ people up wipeout should be an olympic sport i agree ryan yeah i agree with ryan you know yoshi yeah he he was on wipeout and he won him and his brother won how do you win wipeout he was he won the prize money yeah they did they did it as a team like
8:28 acl mcl on it because he got punched by the ████ boxing glove and he won ████ uh wipeout i had no idea i don't know i don't know anybody win they should put murderers on wipeout and and if they make it then they should be able to walk yeah yeah but but but if they don't make it they should get murdered there they should get thrown into a fire a plot lego i think we're gonna move toward that direction dude it's gonna be like old rome again let's go the content game has to go up you know yeah especially if you have like an overpopulation problem they're going to have to come up with really entertaining and semi-fair ways to you know like death race yes yeah what's that ████ no no that that other gamer i'm hungry jared butler gerard butler that's right mario party did you guys play mario party yeah that should be olympic sport dude it's an endurance game you just like if
9:18 you if you last until the end you win it is a long game yeah it's so ████ long it's like monopoly it's hard too market's ████ hard dude
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