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Woman Explains Why She'll Never Put Stickers on Her Car (ft. David So)

#dylan#dylans#sparring#stickers#david
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0:00 [Music] so there has been a woman who worked in a prison type who explains why she'll never uh put stickers on her car that's actually you shouldn't put cigarettes what do you mean because it marks it i never put stickers on my car either well i will refuse it's tacky because you wouldn't absolutely no i wouldn't i just don't want to be recognized at all like i don't want people to be like oh i saw it like i've been following don't you have like a rainbow tesla that you posted about for real though don't you have ████ two hand tattoos and ████ increase nobody know who i am okay so wait are you calling me cool i'll call you it's cool but you're definitely recognized that's a headbutt that's the first jk

0:51 news headbutt yeah i forgot how violent she is so so this this lady's name is michaela katarina she shared the necessary precautions she's taking after working in a correctional facility from things like not put yes aka joe from things like not putting stickers on your car too even wearing appropriate shoes so let's go down a couple of these precautions appropriate issues what what are the sticker thoughts that anybody has makes you identifiable and also we have to remember uh women perceive the world differently than men perceive themselves because i feel like first sexist continuing way more i don't like those stickers with the family catalog like the the two parents members the dog the kids you know what that's for right it sounds salty it's so like people are a little more mindful of them on the road because they have kids yes stupid you ████ idiot wow

1:41 hey guess what nowadays no one's mindful how about that nobody's ████ mindful of how they drive every real quick i gotta get this off my chest at the gym that i work at the gym that i work at there's a stop light ████ open there's a there's a ████ stop light that pulls up that's right next to our gym and we have a big window every person that pulls up to that stoplight everyone's on their ████ phone dude no one's ever paying attention to the road and that's all i have to say what's your point about they're trying to be like yo this is lionheart this is the place that nick the year's at that's what they're doing you have all these people that are worried about like you have what was your point about the family sticker thing you were the one that said you hated it this is why i have him on genius breakdown what's your point though this guy is the man at starting a story and not knowing where it's going i don't know you guys were talking about no no you guys are like being careful of

2:31 the people on the road nobody gives a ████ you guys want to see the funniest thing that this guy does i love watching this guy like after we train at the gym right my favorite thing to do is watch him leave because i've never seen he's walking i've never seen somebody get into their car so fast and exit before he even closes the door like it's almost a magic trick i'm like how the ████ did you start your car like when you this is you push the start like this is the car right this is the car this is you when we watch him leave tonight watch he just goes like this he opens the door the car just started yo i was like yo warm that ████ up how did you do that you know what i think in my head i'm like is this bad for my car i think it is i believe now you're good also nick is the angriest driver i've ever been in the car with two oh wait let's man and he's on his phone too oh i'm on my phone

3:21 [Applause] i'm on my phone when i drive would i be doing what do i be doing no i've been in the car with the multiple i will say nick gets angry as ████ when he drives though like what and i bet i've been behind him too in the cars and watching him and he's just like he's just mad i'm like damn my boy matter right now right yeah good deal why yeah we're calling him out but what's the list yeah what was the tip hey hey what were the tips but i do i do feel like women are gonna perceive it differently than men so her list i feel like she's gonna be like no well especially especially her occupation she's extra of a target yeah yeah people people be cat connor all the time see the funny thing is she says i will never put one of

4:12 those stick stick figure families on the back of my car or put any kind of identification on my vehicle she proves my point because people can tell if you're single or if you have children and they don't need to know that information exactly that's what because they got homies on the outside you know what i mean but my point was why you put the ████ stickers on the my whole thing was don't put those stickers on your car that was my point and then you guys are like oh people it's for people to understand let's talk about this since we're on jk news all right so there has been a myth around here that nick is the nicest person to spar alex would you like to state how hard he spars you ain't no comment blast be me will you i i will spar hard oh yeah i thought you were a sandbagger

5:03 he's the sandbagger when i spar with alex i just make sure he gets good working oh good work means a bloody nose yeah have i ever made you bleed i've never made you blue i don't make nobody let's talk about this story real quick i like this story it was a sunny day out in sierra madre whatever you got i got eight more of them oh well let's go then baby let's go story for story let's go let him tell a story and we'll tell the dylan story it's all good hey hey let's continue we're going to talk about the story so did you say dildo's story you want how gangster this ████ fool is bring us in the ████ circle please this is dude we train right we have our buddy his name is ricky all right when these two spar it's like fireworks it's ████ nuts ████ dope so they're they're doing mma sparring right ricky somehow gets him in a crucifix you know what this

5:54 will says this is supposed to be sparring right he goes hurry up and do something ████ oh that's real friendly dude so i don't want to hear you become never in my life that it was real like he just wasn't doing nothing i was like hey let's work what's going on oh yeah yeah yeah that's the same thing while he's in a lot yeah yeah and i will say that nick did get angry that day and of course i was around after him [Laughter] when i saw nick's face i was like ████ what happened though it wasn't bad his bill alex was like damn i gotta get it's all worked up as ████ it just me and heinrich we have a we have a very special relationship because bro he's like my brother bro like we and you can ████ him up because he's not he ████ me up i ████ you like he goes back and forth he ████ me i ████ like nick can hit me a little harder i don't

6:45 even hit you hard bro yeah i know but like to other people it might look like he's hitting me hard but like on the other on the other hand there was one story where david got hit with a hard hand and literally just beat the ████ out of him hold on a second let me explain the story that sounds like david tell him the whole story dylan was in this position and got hit so i already went oh that's how hard he started dancing because he was so happy nah nah it was it was like this look dylan is a friend he's like he's a good friend so you can ████ up all your friends super he works for super rare he's a good dude this dude this ████ was sparring with david and i know dylan's not his experience yeah right so he's sparring with david they thought him too nah they were it was amicable but like when you get new people that haven't really sparred that much sometimes they don't really know how hard they hit we don't know yeah they they could kind of hit a little hard and that guy punched david in the face and it happened to be the very

7:35 first punch and he was being really nice and then he got punched in the face hard so then he was like all right i guess we're doing this now so then they start sparring things start to escalate and it was very one-sided on david's part david is it's almost like they're having a it's like the analogy is is like him and dylan are having a verbal conversation but dylan's not saying a word and dylan and david's like shut the ████ up dylan you know but with punches but with punches and the whole time i'm on the outside trying to be a good coach like hey bring it down bring it down hey like lower like 50 david 50 he's ignoring me to the point where i'm like i can't be a part of this and i walked away oh wow that's the coaching you go i go all right then i'm out i stay i stayed and watched the whole ████ thing this one over here i heard popcorn in the corner dude yeah there's ████ instigating let's just say this let me just reframe

8:26 this a little better all right it was a warm beautiful sunny day of sierra all right the sun was shining the birds were chirping god was out now listen dylan's a very nice guy i actually like him a lot right he looks like lex luthor this guy isn't that the antagonist just to give you a frame of what he looks like so dylan if he's watching this video so you want to be you have to understand the way dylan talks dylan talks as if he's trained his whole don't try to defend it bro it was it was one session listen to me so so when i when i hear people speak and they talk about their training i get excited because now i'm like oh this guy can show me some ████ by the way he showed up with his blue belt for some reason his jiu-jitsu blue belt hanging out of his back i gotta stay strapped we're and so in my mind i'm thinking like oh he's gonna he's gonna watch after me because

9:16 he's the more experienced fighter from the way that he was talking and so so then you beat his ████ ass hold on a second hold on do something ████ all right so let's start this story so literally when you're sparring right there's a way to set the tempo i set the tempo by throwing a light jab and i mean like this and he ████ overhand cracks me full clip in the mouth and then my jaw hurt for like two weeks after that's how hard he ████ hit me i had no mouth piece here and david's face went like this let me let me do your face real quick right after you got hate went [Laughter] this little pat this little pat looked at me he goes he started laughing i was like why don't you laugh he goes it looked like you just tasted some of the best food you had in your life i was like and so when he hit me the first thing that i think about so years ago

10:07 when we first started training i i went to this gym out in sacramento and so when people know that you're a youtuber they try to make a ████ tick-tock click about you so i had a little flashback of that because people just start to wail on you because they're trying to make you a highlight i'm trying to make this hey what's up baby so when he cracked me all i saw was red i was like hey we're supposed to be friendly you're alex's friend why'd you hit me so hard it's all i thought but i was like oh if we're throwing down then let me throw the same pace that you did to me and so i thought he was gonna be better than he was and after that first round i was like oh he's actually not that good he just talked i think he just kind of like talked himself up a little bit so we didn't go a second round after that we just left it peacefully we didn't let you go second round it wasn't like a choice on his part you know after he gave him ct ████ cte a little bit so did you guys witness the did he get cracked pretty hard oh yeah no the very so was it justified that no

11:05 was i was i like david bro hey you got to relax well he explained to me he goes when you go against people who are inexperienced just use your defense but in my mind i didn't think he was inexperienced and yeah i know but at the same time i was like but he is yeah but then you can tell the only i'll defend dylan in a sense nick was like hey yo bring it down a bit hey hey lighting up a little bit david and he started going further and further away and i was like i'm gonna go sit in my car and then he got to his car to drive and then the next day i was at work and then dylan's like damn david beat the ████ out of me yesterday i was like

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