0:00 Are there any martial arts that are not cool when you're old? >> I think they're all awesome because either they're really good or it's funny as ████ >> What are some hobbies or passions for men that you think should have an age limit where it's like, "Hey bro, you're getting too old to do that." >> Fishing. >> Fishing should be >> That's really a grandpa's thing. >> I thought I thought old guys relish in being >> I know, but it's just too much. >> In what way? >> They just need to calm down about it. >> What about those fishing competitions where they put >> what I'm trying to say is I think young guys shouldn't be able to fish. >> Oh, it's for old >> Oh, the other way. >> Cuz I was like, "Wait, what?" >> No, you have to be >> So, age required? >> I think you have to be over 45 and then you can fish. >> Oh, okay. >> Unless you're obviously hungry, okay? >> [laughter] >> Chill out. >> Then you try to get fish. >> You said hobbies. You said hobbies. >> There's a lot of things now that the age limit is like longer and longer and
0:50 longer. Like for like comics, anime, and video games, all these >> There should be an age limit for graffiti. >> Tagging for life, bro. >> Tagging? >> So, that's not lame if an old guy is going out there and tagging up a whole like >> When you're a legend, you're a legend. >> What if you're not a legend, you just be messing the city up? >> what what it should turn into? There should be a point where you become a professional and you do it legally and you get paid for it. >> Oh, you're a muralist. >> Yeah. Isn't Banksy like 50s now? >> Yeah. >> He old as hell. >> Right. >> The to to assume that it's him, yeah. >> He's a tagger? >> Yeah. >> What about rapping? Like a guy who wants to be a rapper. >> Oh my god, like >> If he's aspiring, that's ████ dope. >> Well, yeah, because it's a hobby. It's not his career. >> You could be a grandpa cuz you're a legend. >> He just Cuz you know there's not people that There's people that rap to not blow up. They just like doing it, right? Is
1:40 that Is that bad if you're older and older and you're still >> If you're good, [laughter] though. >> And you're at your friend's house at a party and they're like, "Yo, turn on a beat." >> Yes, that. >> I've seen that before and I'm like, "Bro, what the f███?" >> Like at a baby shower and you're 35 and you're like, "Hey yo, I'm about to do a freestyle." >> You don't like that? Do you like hip hop? You like hip hop? >> And then you're wearing ankle socks. Oh, okay. >> Another beat and I'm like bro, just go go go home. >> [laughter] >> How about like making beats? >> [snorts] >> I think I think I think it'd be all as old as you want. I think [laughter] it'd be as old as you want to make beats. >> Where it's when it's not your career, you just like make it like oh, dad's in there making beats. >> Who doesn't like making beats? >> What's wrong with that? >> Beats are sick. >> Is there Do you think there should be an age limit to that? No? Okay. >> I think it should be your age. >> How about
2:30 >> I think they should I think there's an age limit to pickleball. >> What do you mean? >> Oh, I like this already. >> I think it's got you got to be zero. >> Zero? Do you think it's a kids? >> Cuz it's just ████ gay as ████ Just play tennis, bro. >> But what if what if what if you like Play on a real court. What if you like tennis and you like ping pong, but you're you want to kind of be right >> Then play one or the other. >> [laughter] >> What's wrong with pickleball though? >> It's just gay. It's too It's too medium. >> I I think >> what I mean? Like who the ████ is like you either get the you'll either get the ████ venti macdenty extra large or you get a espresso shot. Anything in the middle is just gay. >> To me it's it's like street hockey. It's a kid on the ice you ████ >> on the ████ ice, brother.
3:21 >> Yeah, it's for the kids. >> Okay. What about cosplay? As you get older do >> going surfing with a life jacket on. >> [laughter] >> You going surfing with a life Do you like the the risk is part of the fun. Yeah, don't go surfing with a life jack Yeah. >> [laughter] >> It's gay. >> Yeah. >> What about What about improv? If you're an old guy that he just likes doing improv. >> Well, what if he's too slow? >> [laughter] >> Say it again. Say it again. >> Three jokes behind >> What's that? >> Is that lame in the improv world to age up and just still keep doing it? >> You get to ████ all the students. That's the whole thing. >> Oh, that's nice. >> It's the >> So, nobody in the within when you guys are doing improv, no it wasn't sad that like one of your guys is >> Oh, we thought it was sad, but you don't say it. >> Oh, so it did it actually is sad? >> Yeah, it's ████ sad. >> It's not like cool that hey, it's cool that Bruce is still in the game. >> There's always the There's The cutest thing is there's always like some
4:11 45-year-old guy who comes in and he's like, "I just want to be better like with my business partners." >> Oh, so he's doing it to like >> [laughter] >> Dude, so like and then like they're so innocent like why would you take that away? >> I didn't think of that. >> So >> I think a lot of these it's more so how many other priorities you have. So, if this guy is like he's 45, he's married, he has a successful business >> And he's like, "My friends tell me I'm kind of funny." >> So, he already filled all the other cups, right? Then when you have like the more trivial cups, as you fill them it's like, "Oh, that's fine." But then you also have the 45-year-old who's been like a server at Denny's for like 30 years to support his meth habit, and now he's like, "You know what? I think I finally found my career." But really he's just there to bang like the 19-year-olds. >> Fair. >> Then you're like, "Why are you filling the cups from this side first? You should start from this side. Get that other ████ fixed."
5:01 >> way, stand up should be ageless cuz like Rodney ████ crushed it and so many names like Louis C.K. still kills it. >> But you should be able >> Some people actually end up at their best when they're like towards the later part of their life, right? Okay, what about um uh martial arts in any way? Are there any martial arts that are not cool when you're old? >> I think they're all awesome because either they're really good or it's funny as ████ Like taekwondo for seniors. So, my one my physical therapist just got into uh mar- taekwondo because her daughter does it. And then when I envision her doing it, it makes me laugh. I've never even seen [laughter] it, but I just imagine her doing it and I'm like, "That's ████ awesome." >> Okay, what about what about street racing? >> Nah. I want to see a grandpa street
5:51 race. He They're going to die, though. >> Mhm, that's true. But crashing without dying would be fun. >> Well, not not drag racing cuz that that almost assumes that it's like you're at an elite level. But like this is just street race. Like you go meet up behind the in >> Huh? Like that kind? Where >> Yeah, but it's like amateur. It's like you you go where all the guys are hanging out >> know. I find me an old guy trying to street race, I think that's messed up. >> Yep. Like he watches Fast and Furious and he gets inspiration at 70 to go out there and build a rice rocket and do it. Like that's the best image ever. >> as racist as he wants and everyone's like You just say you got to let slide. >> Right, right, right. >> He's from the Vietnam War. >> He might cheer. >> I think I I know a age limit hobby. Those ████ finger skateboards. >> Oh. >> Past a teenager, yeah. Past a teenager,
6:43 I don't think you should be doing it no more. >> Okay, even if you're getting really good. >> What if Tony Hawk is 70 years old? >> Tony Hawk can do it, but only him. >> The thing but with his fingers. >> He's doing his own tricks. >> Yeah, on the fingers. >> I don't know. >> No? >> What about painting? >> Nah, he should be banned. >> Banned? >> Banned. It's too gay. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, you get You should be painting a house, huh? Don't be painting a pastoral >> Okay, paint the patio cover instead of stupid ass ████ sunset thing. >> [laughter] >> Okay. >> Do something useful. >> What about What about if you like going to K-pop concerts? >> There's a lot of middle-aged women doing that. >> like it. >> I was talking about dudes, though, right? >> Not dudes. Dudes can't. There's a ban. >> There are a lot of older dudes there. >> K-pop concerts, you you can't go after uh 50. Well, what do Hold on. But then you could start going again at 65.
7:34 >> [laughter] >> Like so 50s is >> How come that 15-year-old >> Cuz what the ████ you doing there? >> Yeah. >> Do you know what I mean? There's kids here. >> What if you're going for the kids? >> Okay, then you get >> I think roller rollerblading anybody can do if you fall first. >> Mhm. >> You get to immediately fall. >> If you fall and you and it's it's for it's for the boys, so everyone gets to laugh. Then you can go rollerblade cuz now it's like it's Yeah, you gave everyone some joy. >> By the way, birdwatching? Just investigate that ████ >> Oh, you think that's a bad sign? >> 100% no matter what age. >> What? I would do that. >> Oh, yeah, dude. >> You watch birds? >> That sounds fun. >> I hope the FBI takes a deeper look. >> three species of birds right now. >> Cucududu. >> What? You say googaloo? >> He said cucu [laughter] cucududu. >> Cucu cucududu. >> Cucududu. >> What the ████ That's a lie. Give me two more. Give me two more. Give me two
8:24 more. >> Pilates. >> Pilates? >> Pilates. See? >> You can't You don't even pass. >> That means you're safe. >> That means No, you're using the binos for other reasons. >> [laughter] >> Oh, yeah. That's why you're going like, "Oh, googaloo." >> What do you guys think about the whole like Pokémon craze? Does that Is that weird when you're like too old? Is there a too old for Pokémon? >> Yes. >> I think. >> You think so? >> I don't know. >> You know it's like a collector sport that you I'm not sport but like you you can make lots of money doing it. >> Father then cuz you already have first editions from back in the day. >> Okay, look at this guy. >> But if you're bandwagoning >> knew you're bandwagoning you're stealing from kids basically now you're out. >> And I think if you're old and you're self-aware it's okay. Like if you're old and you're like, "I know I'm being a kind of a nerd but I when I grew up I liked this, you know." But then if you're like old and you're like, "This is the ████ coolest ████
9:14 in the world." You're like, "Banned." >> If you're tackling a kid to ████ get a new release >> Yeah. >> you're out, dude. >> Going to all of those like card fairs and flipping through all the binders. >> By the way, these guys are ruining for everybody cuz I just saw a clip Target employees are having to like open the plastic around boxes now and which deters the the scalper cats but just to give them to kids cuz then then the scalper cats leave the line the kids can get it. >> Yeah, dude. >> Yeah. >> I know, that's really sad. How about RC cars? Do you remember back in the day when like Asian people were all up into RC cars? You >> Yeah, I remember it was only Asian kids. >> Well, I mean, those are the ones I knew. White guys were doing planes. >> We had planes. We had planes. >> There was a thing where like a lot of Asian kids were collecting import cars with like little shells and they were spending hundreds of dollars on these little things. >> No one does them anymore, huh?
10:04 >> Nah. >> I don't see any >> Not that I know of. I don't see anybody playing with that. >> I'll see an occasional one guy at the park with like a off-road one and like going back and forth, but before I remember seeing like a bunch of dudes with >> I had one called Ricochet. And it had the big tires so that if it flipped over, it was still Gucci. And that blew my ████ mind. I was like nine, I was like, "No way, you can It never has to stop?" >> No, those are the ones that are like out the box, like bridge layer, the one that made a bridge for itself. And >> Yeah, dude. >> Yeah. No, these ones are like way gayer, dude. Like you have to buy them in parts. And then you like go to hobby shops. >> I have a opposite-er. So, you know, you're saying what are things that there's a age limit? There's a I have another one where they should have never ████ stopped it, which is tetherball courts. >> Oh, they stopped them because it was dangerous, though. >> No, that Why why do they leave it only at elementary? How come they don't have
10:54 tetherball courts for adults? Like in Olympics. >> Yeah, the adult power. >> Napoleon Dynamite ruined tetherball. >> Really? I love tetherball. >> No, cuz remember at the end he was playing tetherball and then everyone started clowning on tetherball. I'm saying it's gay. >> [laughter] >> Is it cuz he knocked himself out with the his own tetherball? >> No, no, he's playing it well, but that's the problem. He took it too serious. >> They took it down from my elementary because it was dangerous. >> What? >> Yeah, cuz you can get smacked in the face so hard. >> They still have it, but then like junior high or middle school, they take it out. But elementary schools still have tetherball. >> Wow, that's really cool. >> One thing that they should bring back for adults is the monkey bar game. >> The monkey bar game? >> When you go against each other like that and you wrap your legs? And then whoever, you know >> Yeah, you wrestle with your legs on each other. It's like kid ████ fighting. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, it really is. What else do you think is like something that you have to
11:44 stop doing at a certain age? >> That one wheel. >> That's freaking Ronald loves that. >> No, no, not one wheel. The the the the >> Oh, you you're talking about Heelys. >> One wheel. >> You're right about that. [laughter] One wheel is that like this electronic Yeah, the electronic skateboard with a thing. So, Heelys you can't have them. >> After 17. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> That's a good limit. All right. >> I might get them though. >> [laughter] >> All right. Yeah. What about Which >> I used to do rap battles in like middle school. >> You did? >> Were you good at them? >> They still exist. >> With like black kids and stuff. >> Okay. >> Let me hear a rap right now. >> Hey, but like you're saying that you should have a age limit or you they should they should they should not. >> I mean, now it'd be kind of corny. It's kind of cringe. >> rap Do a rap about like fruits or something. >> Uh I can't do fruits.
12:34 >> What? >> I don't eat fruits. >> Okay, fried chickens. >> [laughter] >> Licking >> I don't believe you, dude. You don't You never did a single rap. >> No, with black kids they'd be making fun of you already by now. >> Yeah, no, this is back in the day. >> What's back in the day? You're only like 26. >> [laughter] >> Brother, you're only like >> It's back in the day we were 35. >> Yeah, when it was freaking Windows Millennium. >> [laughter and gasps] >> Yeah, yeah. I was in like sixth grade. I I used to write it every day. >> Hey, don't even tell us about it if you're not going to rap, dog. >> Yeah, you never rap. >> Oh, you don't write it's not off the cuff. You write the rhymes. >> Oh, you >> Oh, you pretend like it's off the >> You memorize. >> I have a I had a good memory. >> Oh, okay. >> Back in the day I was putting a down payment on a condo. >> [laughter] >> Back in the day that was the ████ recession, the 2008 house crisis.
13:25 >> Would you say N-word if you're rapping? >> Only no, but I do it. >> [laughter] >> Only no. No one attacks you? >> Not I mean I was pretty chill with them. >> [laughter] >> Okay, all right. What about stuff what are there any other things where like you were saying with the age limits the other way age requirement? The other direction? >> Okay, I I have a big and this is controversial people don't like it. I don't think you should be watching Pixar movies if you're like a like 40. I think you're come on. Unless you have kids. >> Really? >> I agree. >> Unless you have >> Do Chuck-E-Cheese rules for Disneyland. >> Yeah. >> If you're not coming with a child >> you can't come in. >> It's just too weird. >> Okay. What if you're with your girl though? >> Are you with a 12-year-old? Is the your girl 12? >> No, like you're >> no. >> How I mean like on a date? Like if if a
14:17 girl likes Disneyland >> Yeah, but like how old? Like teen I would say high school is okay cuz they'll they'll have like prom night there. Right? I don't know if they still do it. >> Oh, so you think it's equally weird for adult women to go to Disneyland as adult men? >> Hell yeah. Equally? >> Yeah. >> [laughter] >> Equally? >> Hell yeah. >> And better at ████ like what are you doing looking at Mickey Mouse and all that weird stuff? >> Thank you. >> I didn't know that would replace that. >> What if it's a first date though? And then it's like oh let's look at the fireworks and walk around get drunk at the at the Disneyland >> You're talking about Epcot. >> Or California Adventure. What about that? >> fine. That's more adults. That's >> Oh, so you can go to California Adventure? >> If your pants fly in your 40s you should just be put in a ████ line and arrested. >> What if it's like a >> waiting in line and like all these kids are behind you and you're like ████ you kid I'm ████ going first. Like that's that's Disneyland is for the children.
15:08 >> I think Magic Kingdom in general should just you should not be allowed to go. >> Wow. >> 40 plus. >> But that's scary to me though because if you made that requirement where Disneyland wasn't available to people unless they had kids, these types of adults would start stealing kids to get in. >> God, I didn't [laughter] even think of that. The consequences of >> Or borrowing a niece a niece or nephew. >> Yeah. >> I don't care as long as kids are being able to go. >> Yeah, okay. >> Yeah. >> as it's same race parents and kids. >> What if they're adopted though? >> [laughter] >> That's a funny requirement. >> Same race parents. >> I think after you're 25 you can't play with pogo sticks. >> Wait, 25's late. >> Really? >> You think it's that late? >> Think it'd be younger? >> 25's late. >> It's way late. >> Like at the at worst like you're a cheerleader so you're like 17. >> Okay, 17. 18. >> Kind of hard to come across a pogo stick. How do you find one of those? >> Here, this is this is this is your this
15:58 is your what you choose. You have to give up your right to pogo sticks to vote. So if you're still pogo sticking you're not allowed to vote. >> Okay, I like that. >> So do they even have those anymore? >> People are pogoing somewhere. The people are pogoing somewhere. >> How long is the requirement to stop pogoing until the voting? >> [laughter] >> Um you got to turn it in at least a 24 hours in advance. >> Oh, that's right then. Okay. [laughter] >> 24 hours? I love it. >> So you get your last pogo in before you go vote tomorrow. >> Yeah, pogo out. Yeah. >> Pogo stick just to be rebellious. >> Dude, I wouldn't do that, bro. You're going to you just going to do that thing? You ever had that thing happen where it flies up and hits you in the >> Yep. >> Oh ████ >> I had a friend who had to get stitches cuz of that ████ >> Yeah, that's really dangerous. At your age, with your insurance, you want that? >> I have the cheapest insurance, too.
16:49 >> Once you have once that happens to you, you put that away and then it helps open your mind and then when you go vote you actually make smart decisions. >> Nice, nice. >> Become a better voter. >> But if you're still pogoing around you're like you're ████ >> You choose you can't understand government at all. >> Buy a pogo stick right now, dude.
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