0:07 I'm recording right now I'm recording on on the show right now okay get over here [Music] welcome back to another episode of the careful boys we have with us Mr Chris Sosa over there good jacket bro what the hell this is yeah uh this wait what does it say oh my God what does it say now what does it says default setting when you buy it it already comes like that yeah ████ just that the lower cases aren't lower cases they're just small caps and then there's really just a bigger letter
0:57 shut the ████ up let me let me see Johnny let me see that dude it's top secret Anthony wasn't supposed to be sure today hey we luckily we have Anthony back with us again uh what happened to you dude I totally legally tested negative for covid this morning which is why I'm here thank you oh ████ dude I told I told your ass too I was like who the ████ cares about this test do you have symptoms are you being a Sneezy little ████ if you're being a Sneezy little ████ stay home minus the ████ I was sneezing I don't even give a ████ that's an allergies though you could taste the cuff I could taste everything I I it was very this is my second time having covet I've gotten the booster vaccine that no no not like six times without you no you got like six times I think you caught like four or six times people
1:47 came here and said they got it from you they got four times before the vaccine and another seven times after the vaccine yeah everybody here I think Bart how many times two right way you had it like a million times now two million well I technically had it once because I only tested like that one time that I got it but I did get sick maybe like another five more that's just a cold that could be a cold but but technically it's not on paper particularly it's not covered because you didn't test positive for Kobe it's a good job so yeah was it covered symptoms I never had covet symptoms even when I had covet I could taste everything the whole time sounds like you're bragging this isn't the only thing well then everything else is flu-like symptoms they're trying to ████ appropriate the flu whoa whoa whoa been trying to ████ appropriate the flu since day one that's ████ up these symptoms are unique to the fluid problem yeah stop sailor oh this is a very like
2:37 Asian adjacent or whatever flu adjacent symptoms what if they call it the coven flu you know in retrospect we could all look back at it and laugh you know it was fun even a little bit I think it's too fresh because no one's talking about covet still no I I actually had the opposite reaction because when they first said kung fu I was like and everyone was like all pissed right and I'm like oh ████ I'm A Smith about it huh now everyone's laughing about him I ████ you you know if you guys laughed when we're supposed to laugh that's true yeah you just gotta laugh when a joke is fresh you don't ████ laugh when it's all old laugh two years later oh yeah
3:28 fresh is 9 11 but it's the day after oh yeah what was your best 9 11 bit oh dude I was just talking about how Flight 93 was like 93 million times cooler a movie yeah ████ than I thought uh Armageddon was it was way better than be fair Flight 93 was actually a really powerful movie that ████ was lit it was a good movie we're getting it's a good movie and Nicholas Cage was ████ amazing I felt like I was there you know I like it more than Independence Day for sure yeah not like our independence day I like Independence the second one sucks dick have we seen I don't even know there was a second one the second one it was so bad I don't even know what happened did Will Smith punch another alien in the face he wasn't even in it no he knew he knew gold blooms and that was it Chris jacket
4:26 I'm recording right now I'm recording on on the show right now okay get over here get over here have you not been around Asian parents she thinks you're in danger there's a stuff called respect dogs when your parents call you is it all you always treated like an emergency I the only thing is uh I think like five years ago I started being like uh what if they're calling because like somebody else got injured or something because damn you guys are good Sons yeah it took me a month and a half to call my mom back and then you got to call her back I caught her when she called me she's still in Japan no she's gonna meet me in Hawaii and it's gonna be ████ awesome because my nephews are there my brother's gonna be there I haven't seen them in like 10 years yeah it's gonna be cool that she's gonna be there for like a whole month yeah and and my stepdad's uh
5:17 I don't know if it's kids or some relatives gonna be there too so I get to meet them so it's gonna be pretty fun you're not really connected with your fam I just go connected enough Chris Chris ask him about his dad pretty good it's really good yeah it's like super light it's really light yeah let's bring it down bro say I'm your dad now give me physical affection what do you do role play role play ████ 300 kick his stomach so since five years ago you started picking up your mom's phone call just kidding and ████ anything happens yeah I get scared now you know they're just like older uh now that like I don't live at home my sister don't live at home my sister also has like three kids now so
6:08 it's like her response time for anything like that is like I can't expect you don't wait for the double call because what I do with my mom is this I go I see her call the minute it rings I just hang up like that yeah and then I go like this ah ████ she ringed again so it's so it's a double double call I pick it up and then it's ████ ████ somebody I should be triple calling that time remember how you also talk about like on here you also talk about how your mom's like a boss what do you mean what do you mean you're the one who talks about it unbreakable head no no like she's she's ████ my boss is that what you took from that is that a boss means to you that's a trait of bosses because we're talking about old Asian fragile people right so I'm like then if Anthony thinks his mom is gonna be like whack dead that if my mom I'm a boss she's more like whack stay alive yeah
6:59 stay alive I don't know I just I just didn't process it like that yeah I'm just surprised it just makes a lot of sense it was only part that process it that way huh no way oh it's texting with his mom that's really ████ funny if you've ever seen his he'll show you like yeah yeah for sure it's just a s███████ of Chinese characters and then him going okay yeah it's so like too long didn't read cool thanks or the Emoji like this me ████ boys I just mean like when you're talking about how your dad's gonna try and move back in with your mom your mom's like all right here's the list rules has like an understanding of the way things are yeah that ████ don't fly with my mom I think when Mom calls you answer you miss it call right back that's the code dad he'd be all right I'm gonna call him I'm gonna get back to him my dad it's a whole like the text threats with my dad is just pictures of him this is what 55 looks like son this is what it is selfie of associate it ain't easy being
7:50 me and so this is my dad Flex is on you straight up that's all he does he's just like you want you he wants you to be like wow dad you look so young for your ex yeah my dad he'll send like he has a like a group text with just me and my and my siblings and my Apostle just it's only him we don't text like we'll like like wait he'll just text pictures and be like you know uh uh there's not a mirror I don't like text threads his Instagram account you say what you guys text thread is his Instagram account and pretty much yeah and you guys just like it we just gotta like it love it looking good Pops I started sending your own pics back I should but I think there's no out like do one right now dude do one right now right now get a selfie turn around get a selfie right now send it to your part this is what big dicks look like picture yourself yeah where's your penis there it is what the ████ do you want me to say from
8:42 that ████ there it is big dicks pop big dicks big dicks well you know a little below average you know whatever having a dad that like faked his death in the future like if you're ever at his funeral are you gonna be like going where you at like you you pulled this one up again huh sequel huh you don't have to tell the whole story but what was the method of death real quick okay so he uh oh the method of how he did it a bullet hole to the head he faked a bullet hole to the head and put himself in a ditch like in underwear it was on the news and everything and we did a JK news video about it before we met Chris yeah and his dad wrote a book about after he came back to life yeah your dad
9:32 wrote a butler Amazon bro carpet I walked on my own grave yeah yeah it's sick dude in that time so hard he's like what do you think of that I walked away from grape was it a I can't remember if it was a plan he was like well obviously the plan but if he was like I plan on one day mining the ████ out of this for for Content oh no no no no no because the story got so big it made him get bigger he's like oh this is this is this is a story this is compelling and it's like already my dad already loves himself so the fact that this went like worldwide the story went you know big he's calling me giving me all his credits Like Son HBO Bobby I'm gonna be on HBO it's gonna be a whole thing ABC datelines all he's been on all these networks bro wow yeah for real he's been he has more credits than I do I've been chasing my dream for like nine
10:22 years he fakes a death is he um great enough to work anymore he just makes so much money from the book stuff no he works bro he works he's a he's a uh he's been working at FedEx for like over 30 years like 35 37 years you wrote that in his face he went from like truck driving now he trains uh uh he's a trainer now but he's like the Sensei there training FedEx Sensei yeah FedEx essay well I did I did bring up the fact that he was a professional boxer and now he's a professional boxer so that that sunk in that sunk in a little bit today's video is brought to you by
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12:56 dad's box wreck which is like any boxer You Ever Wanted like professional box you want to know about you go to BoxRec and find other stuff I saw my dad's box wreck his last fight bro was a TKO he lost TKO and it says in parentheses Sosa knocked out of ring oh he got oh ████ ouchies I call my pops bro I'm like yo you're a ████ but I brought it up to him to put that information it's not that deep that's what yo that should be like this was 35 ████ this is like they said like it said like uh 1985 and I I I sent that to him and like he called me right away no man that's so ████ I'm like that this was an 85 but he still is like no no no no no no no I went down I swear honestly
13:47 no no I faked The Knockout too yeah I jumped out the ring and I faked it I have another book for that and put a bullet hole in my hand someone shot me outside The Gunshot of the people someone sniper yeah that was a soft spot yeah I got him I got him that was something but you know he broke it down to me I said all right he said my foot my back foot so you know when you're leaning back on the rose it slipped out yeah he knew exactly like every move I was like wow that really you just fall out of the ring like that it's a loss like automatic no like I mean no I don't know it was it was enough he said that when he got like got back up he was he was so like Dazed like uh you know like out of it I'm like well pause that that's like a knockout but you know what I'm saying you can fall in trouble and kind of get up and he's like I got up too fast I think yeah hey that's happened that does happen no bro
14:37 but I was just sitting there all day and I stand up too fast oh man that's like a TKO yeah same thing out of ring out of ring all right you told that story about what a little ████ your dad is in front of a show with hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of people watching oh the show the show also soldiers told his story about you know his story and you know the fake his dad he got his book did he watch the JK news that we did of course yeah he sent it to me that he didn't know but I already know yeah he was like check out you know when it happened everything every time his story's out he's on it more than anybody I pull up box wreck real quick it's there man is it better I guess to his ego if he got knocked out in the ring the versus out of the ring because it to me if you got knocked out you got knocked out but to him it's like oh no I wasn't out of the ring I got knocked out in the ring I don't know man
15:28 I just know I just know he he uh you know he told me he told me what's up he told me what it is and that's the that's still my pop disclaimer he's still a superhero to me all right that's my guy we're talking ████ that's it but I had to use your imagination I had to be like yo Pops they didn't have to put the parentheses there but it's there what are your favorite superheroes guys who get ████ knocked out out of the ring what's your dad's first name uh Ramon r-a-m-o-n trying to think of a superhero gets like laid out that sounds like a professional wrestler yeah like Razor Ramon yeah what's what's his uh boxing record oh that's that looks just like you let me see it he's like wait that's not my dad oh wow dude that's uncanny because he looks good he looks different now that's my pops man I love him man what's what was his record I don't know
16:18 it says 4-2-0 yeah hey one knockout one knockout on the other eye so he had four is that is it bike the last two fights for four wins two losses and what's oh no drops no draws oh and then one is an extra one outside the ring 1987. talked out of the ring in third round it actually happens though people get knocked out of the ring as soon as they stop the fight because the guys will get hurt when they fall off the road he told me straight up though he said he said that he wasn't uh he wasn't prepared he wasn't even like uh he was kind of like that fight he did say honestly I wouldn't even like prepared for like you know did they say uh knocked out of the ring with foldable table and chair yes TLC match should we hire somebody on Fiverr to like delete the parentheses off his record yeah he's like they don't even that's not even how
17:09 it went it's not even that don't even allow who did we got to figure out who wrote that in the 80s yeah who was the ████ behind that dude yeah yeah and then we gotta ask them why because the internet would like like I mean they had when was the internet come out for the consumers I feel like in the 90s basically so that was on paper first so whenever it came whenever it gets from the end of they're like well make sure we put that in bro yeah there was a boxer that got knocked out recently and he fell out the ring can you look it up and see if they put it in there McMahon m-i-c-k Conlin c-o-n-o-n-l-a-n and that's really contact the guy who knocked your dad out and just gets the full story that's a book we'll see how that guy looks at 55. oh yeah let's say if they
18:00 do a rematch yeah he looks incredible oh no oh that would kill my dad he works at UPS too yeah do FedEx guys go man UPS that'd be so sick that's their dream you have to sign up for an account online what what the ████ is this you get you get one and when you sit on his dad we probably have like 60 accounts now just as who signs up for this ████ web series dude that's ridiculous some of my favorite Fighters now we hate it yeah it happens yeah man you're like boom hits the ground starts rolling under the ropes that never happened to you no so one of my favorite Fighters and it's a really epic fight it's uh between Quinton Jackson and vandelay
18:50 Silva this is a backing pride in Japan Silva gets him in like a tie clinch he knees him in the face and then on his way back he lets go and Quentin Jackson literally just flies out the like yeah and he was just out and he's like his body's like bouncing on the ropes and ████ like that so it happens to like Professor defense he makes Sports bets on fights is that in the thing where you're like gets knocked out gets knocked out of the ring how much people that must be like picking zero on a ████ roulette table there's probably a parlay thing I bet you would put this in there dropped yo because he knows how much you know we love boxing they know how much I love you know how how he gets down I was just like damn cause you know it was a whole thing of why I'm not a professional boxer he was like you know protecting me and like but you know you do so much why would you even want to be a boxer you're so talented all this
19:40 stuff and I saw that I was like damn I wonder if like his fears were put onto me you know what I'm saying like not wanted to you know you just drop your dreams and start boxing oh man I mean I always I think about it ████ that don't do it yeah see since the whole thing but I think being an influencer and then boxer has proven that that's there's more money that's the new model well Jake just made like 40 mil or something would you be down to jump more into that like there's one happening this weekend that Austin McBroom dude he's fighting like there's literally like a uh as many regular boxing matches there's as many influencer boxes it might be open to it bro 100 I wanna like I thought about like uh uh like Justin Bieber because it has to be big I want to find somebody like Justin Bieber or Chris Brown Holland you don't want to fight Chris Brown dude yeah he knows how to beat up a lot of
20:37 Chris Brown's really smart about picking his opponents would you like to would you like to read out Nick's official fight record dude oh can I read it oh ████ they didn't even get my first win dude that's ████ it's a zero and one and zero ties I'm actually a 500 fighter so watch your ████ mouths okay hey dude way to rep the ████ Flag yeah what's your real recording in the first minute I told you I'm a failed fighter here's my favorite part career disclosed earnings zero dollars how come it only has one of your fights don't you have like four or five of them yeah cause you know this is all nonsense
21:28 too bro because you don't have to sign up for an account me around like oh ████ damn dude I'm not even five eight that's ████ I'm five seven dude it says it right here seven at least that's a win for me it sees his ears are fake shut up Chris I told you that confidence for nothing take those babies off those ears pop them off trade ears of me dog that's really sorry I picked I picked a very obscure website that's not the first result that website you should go by that nickname it says not available not available you can't reach them my arms are not long enough to be recorded zero dollars
22:18 [Laughter] [Applause] and they never even been in your shoes to go to battle to begin with but you just gave them the ammo to roast you for ████ life Hey where's Bart's thing that he just showed up to and the guy Bart has a has a better track record than Nick and botsnet Bart's number five guy named Nick Ivan Velasquez yeah I beat a guy like that like that Velasquez dude he wasn't even a real guy honestly Bart's a Jujitsu Champion dude that one fight what I personally think it was an early stoppage I think the ref stopped you a little too soon yeah at the one minute 23 Second Mark in the first round and that guy started throwing punches at me and I was like this guy trying to knock me out I was like what the ████ I remember thinking that yeah dude says you're five eight in this website too I
23:09 guess I'm 5'8 174 centimeters but then this if you're wondering this same website also says you haven't won or lost any well this one that says that you got a loss to Eric in the third round at two minutes fight that guy again in parenthesis a unanimous decision from the judges yeah I should honestly low-key think I should have won that fight too but hey that's what it is I wish you were so insecure about it that you actually tracked that guy down and you had a camera crew film you just kick his ass in public fight on the street exactly the new most non-threatening photo of you as your profile with a Heineken hand on the hip that's my signature this is you have one fight one win and one loss dude if you if you're gonna get matched up to fight against a guy like that dude I'm gonna kick this guy's ████ ass kick his hiney I'm licking my ████ I think my career earnings are
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