0:00 [Music] so we got a good story to share today okay just one a dad bravely jumps on an unconscious son to save him from a raging bull oh i saw him wearing a rodeo on i need to show you why was his son even oh he like did a human shield no he was he was he was the what do they call him rodeo clown clown yeah so he's on the the bull no the clowns are the ones that distract the bulls you'll see right now this is the the sun is on the boat [Music]
0:54 [Applause] the bowl doing that crazy isn't that creepy that his dad jumps on his kid like that i thought you said like he jumped on his son like he was stomping on his son but that's not i think this is a feel-good article like m bison stomping the goodness of it i guess the dad felt pretty good he finished dude [Laughter] that's a real creep i don't know [Laughter] why did his dad have to body roll though while he's on him yeah he was gyrating his hips a little bit why was that bull interrupting he didn't even see the bull he just jumped out of his son whoa what the ████ his son was finally
1:44 knocked down he was like perfect time when the ball was hitting him he's like wait you're tired god dude he's so horny oh oh yeah i feel like huh it's it's weird because i guarantee you there's some homophobic ████ in the audience going ████ millennials when he sees that ████ that ain't right i don't know about that at the rodeo oh he's dead right yeah all right fine that's a rodeo come on dude rodeo never no no i want to go i'm during homophobe tonight [Laughter] it was honestly one of the coolest things i've ever done really yeah because you well i was also young and so like that was my first time traveling
2:35 overseas to europe in general so just being out there there's already that euphoria and then participating in like a worldwide cultural event where like everybody flies into this little city called pamplona for this like saint francis day and then when you're running from the bulls right like as you get ready in the morning they give you these little pamphlets to talk about how like hey like if you fall or whatever do this or do this and remember you might die and you're just kind of like oh ████ everybody's down to maybe die today but honestly more scary than the bulls are the people you try to like jump over the fence or something the people just push you back in or like dads will jump on you and mountain you yeah yeah if you fall [Laughter] dance if you call your fair game don't even ████ think about it there's just a bunch of dads on the side just waiting read the bad place like be careful all right come back dad's licking the lips
3:26 we got a lot of problem solving they like trip kids like oops the bull's an excuse it's one of the longest running pedophilia ████ vehicles yeah oh my god how do we uncover this right now we can ruin the cover that's who keeps the bull running going like to the goodness back to the goodness this dad in the u.s okay this dad in the u.s is being dubbed father of the year arrested that's what i think me and steve were in solidarity can't believe that turned into this i know i want to see i really i genuinely looked at this i was like oh snap this is like a really really cool thing i don't know
4:17 i ain't buying it dude in the media's portrayal of this story i know what i saw an actual father here like a bart where's bart he doesn't know anything dude oh ████ his kid could barely speak yeah dude oh my god so again he he has been dubbed father of the year after he saved so early still only march you know from a series cody hooks was competing in the prca rodeo at the bell county expo center in central texas when he fell off his bowl 18 year old was only seconds into his ride when he hit the deck and he was knocked unconscious like you saw in the that's the way but the bull continued to kick ferociously in the ring while bull fighters tried to contain it all while cody's motionless body lay on the floor i think motionless is an incorrect word he was kind of like spazzing out a little bit yeah whoa he was pretty stiff did he hit the ground with his head yeah
5:09 probably yeah that's probably he it looks like he he like fell an impact yeah he like dunked it down without skipping a beat the teen's dad landis bravely jumped in the ring and threw himself on his son to protect him protect i'm just making sure no that's the narrative weird thought yeah that's that's what they're pushing out there damn that's that's crazy because like i don't even know if my instinct would be to do that i might just stand in front of them like come on big guy just drag his feet out yeah like just pull it drag him yeah just drag her distract a guy who's having a seizure pick them up like this and then what you're supposed to do if your guys having a seizure you pick them up yeah and you walk them somewhere that's what you do yeah you pick them up and then you you hit it back you let them cough the seizures gotta get them to burp the seizure up you cough you know your sister bud as you tell
6:00 them that is medical advice by the way you should definitely remember that don't remember that dude that's some brave ████ though dude that's super brilliant have you seen all those like compilations of dad ████ saving the day moments where like a ball will come and he's like bam he'll grab that kid falls yeah and he catches the kid by the leg have you seen the ones with the moms it's called mom's doing what's expected compilation thing exactly it was really short those three seconds long it was only one there's a half a clip have you seen those whether like when moms do it it's just normal but when men do it it's like this big exhilarating thing really yeah there's like that's like a social thing i didn't know that really yeah they think like men get commended
6:51 for doing ████ that moms do normally huh i guess that's kind of true when you see a guy with his kid like a little baby it's like oh wow what a great dad but if you see a mom it's like that is a mom i mean it's because the bar is set so low for men ████ you know it's like holy ████ he's fathering yeah yeah you gotta you gotta reinforce positive behavior so it keeps happening that's why that's why it's it's remarkable because i tell you this my dad didn't ████ jump when on me when the bulls came that's who ran out of the stadium so in life really huh that was said oh ████ there's a ████ blue oh no he said wait joe's here i didn't know i was trying to go to a rodeo and then years later he's like i don't remember that he's a what bull what ████
7:45 i don't remember a bull i remember some ████ that's funny though yeah i've seen those compilations i haven't seen a compilation of moms ████ slapping baseballs out of the face you know the ones are pretty crazy though they're pretty unique you know what i mean like kids falling back is there mom ones though i never seen the mom i was lying it was not not even one video there's gotta be one we just type it in i'm not gonna youtube you know don't you get zero results you know what the dad ones remind me of though there's something very primal looking about it like it looks like caveman just chilling there ████ because they're like a gazelle or something like whatever and then something calms like a big rock and it just boom hits it out of the way ooga yeah ooga booga booga grabbing the kid by the ████ lag
8:35 and what would the mom do she's out mothering nowhere to be found in these videos yeah that's what i think have you seen the one there's like an indoor camera you don't have those indoor cameras that are like you people watch their houses with and ████ and it's a dad and he's telling his kid he'll be right back and he just leaves and then he never comes back there's a lot of those too out there a lot of those out there what do the comments say about the dads in there um you know not in very nice things like that is not a good thought so that's why we need the positive reinforcement yes yeah ████ like that's going to happen you got to get the most basic ████ and go damn that was awesome felt so ████ awesome oh wow you caught him good job honey because most dads would just be like playing the games like man get the ████ racked up yeah dude catch him because he's holding the
9:25 controller and he's like ah damn that's one of the saddest things is if if you play call of duty with like public server you hear a lot of people like yelling at their little babies yeah to shut up while they play really you hear that ████ every ████ it's almost exclusive and then everyone else in the lobby is also telling that yeah they're they're that yeah shut your ████ kid up get here it's the best thing yeah dude they're just like you're probably my least favorite race too yeah there's so much of that on there it's crazy a lot of racial slurs on the end oh yeah game chats that's why it's like if you grow up ████ xbox generation that should have been fake you're just like dude you want to stop that ████ start there yeah cause these are ████ kids man that's true i wonder if they'll get demonetized supposedly something can detect now i like this head thing today
10:16 joe always coming from a past trauma i would have the okay oh yeah what if they get some strikes i think [Laughter] yeah they should censor that server i think if there's even like because it can detect now i think like if you're saying some racial ████ really yeah they have that technology what if they're just being mandarin huh but they can't detect when it's a gender thing though what if you're just telling the truth though ████ i don't know that they'll go to the ████ high court oh okay the high court of of call of duty actually super racist guy he's like i'm just telling truth i don't ████ understand how do i escalate this who do i call yeah i'll talk to your manager that's fine yeah i said those things yeah who's your manager the interior of labor [Music]
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