0:02 [Music] Space Jam stretch reach across the table slap cheer in the face [Music] welcome back to another phenomenal episode of scored stories where today we have Mr Tim Chang terong soon compelling tale featuring brilliant music by our in-house Rye anime wow hey hi everyone the challenges I'll collaborate with you afterwards all right this is your life I don't want to ruin the video I might add a little bit of oh oh but like no no I'm not gonna bless it I'm not gonna bless you I'm not gonna bless it all right
0:53 this is a story a violence oh I like silence and Canada doesn't make sense I know and Canada so what we've all done can I compute these uh Asian shows meet and greets [Music] um performances yeah things like that celebration one time celebration Invasion intimidation anticipation so a wrongful shoot or some ████ I just got done doing a performance in Calgary Alberta I take that back this was in Winnipeg nice Winnipeg Canada
1:45 after the show it was me Chia my wife my girlfriend at the time we were eating at a late night Chinese food spot with the promoters of the show okay um it was me Chia singer Erica David and everybody that was a part of this promoter company it was all the ladies it was me and a bunch of ladies okay late night Chinese Food Spot by Andrew Garcia Andrew Garcia was not there okay she said ladies I don't know just just not ladyboys but he's he's the honorary Asian in the whole Asia yes but he's not an honorary lady so we're chilling eating Chinese food it was late having a good time then these drunk people walk into the restaurant they walk by
2:35 it's a drunk Asian girl and a very Burly Filipino man they see me they're big fans they come in they're like yo we love your ████ can we get some pictures I'm like of course of course taking pictures drunk Asian girl drunk Filipino guy it's all love then a couple seconds later the Filipino boys drunk possibly Middle Eastern possibly Latina girlfriend comes walking into the restaurant she's like what the ████ why are you taking pictures who is this who are you who is this why are you taking pictures with him what is this the Filipino dude's like yo chill relax just relax yeah putang in a ████
3:28 too loud he's like sorry about it sorry so I'm like it's cool it's cool it's cool but she's very obnoxious everybody I'm eating food with they're like what's wrong with this what's wrong with her what's going on but you know everyone's keeping it cool right so then she's kind of like she's kind of like why are you taking like who is he she doesn't like that you have attention yeah she's like who who is he she's like and then somebody at my table goes who are you oh and then she starts getting angry she's like excuse me you don't know who I am who are you so ████ Chia who is who
4:18 my girlfriend is getting very irritated under her breath she goes we don't want to know where you are this ████ gets crazy excuse me you don't know who I am you don't oh you know oh okay I don't know so the Filipino dude is like relax relax but then he's having trouble keeping his chick together right she knows that she has said this ████ all of a sudden [Music] I feel like this ████ for fud Space Jam stretch reach across the table slap cheer in the face yes bro Chia gets how close was she I thought she was it was one of these big Asian tables bro with the ████
5:09 spinning thing in the middle I have no idea how dude was she sitting with you guys no she was standing up reach across the table slaps cheers oh no she's shocked she is not a fighter she might talk that ████ but she is not a fighter no she didn't get slapped but you gotta defend her honor now what does she say so now Erica David takes Chia into the bathroom she is in the bathroom this ████ Filipino dude who went from being my fan now he knows his girl feels disrespected he starts wilding out too he goes tries to pick our table up tries to live I'm like relax the soup is spilling everywhere the soup gets on chia's phone I'm like yo so now I feel like I need to stand up because s███'s getting crazy I'm not a fighter but I'm like yo what
6:01 the ████ this Filipino dude he's messing up girl's hair he's trying to toss our table and I'm like I ain't no ████ but I'm like this man is gonna kill me he's a big he's like a funky and he looks like a Filipino Snorlax dude but I'm like all right I stand up I'm like yo what the ████ chill out I'm ready to get beaten up but I'm looking across the restaurant I'm like I'm gonna break this Heineken bottle on this man's face I'm gonna hit him with a chair I'm gonna kick him in the dick I'm gonna do whatever it takes but I think when I stood up he was like oh all right he's real because as soon as I stood up he was like I respect you I respect you he starts to walk out takes his chick with him oh my God thank
6:52 God she comes out she's trying she's trying she's trying to get it together where it's scooping soup she's like let's just get it to go let's just get it to go we go back to the hotel she's still kind of like shooking about his ████ right we're crying I'm like I'm gonna make a joke to make it better I'm like you want me to like go down on you or something make you feel better she's like [Applause] [Music]
7:45 you see my ████ oh man holy ████ ████ crazy crazy ████ years later um because Danny real is from Winnipeg right yeah because in between time she hit me up she's like did you get into a ████ fight and win a pig I was like almost right so we're in Winnipeg doing Club event with Danny Rayo and then um she's like hey come here I want you to meet somebody I ████ go to our table our section it's the ████ Filipino guy apparently Danny dated him for a little bit in Winnipeg why is he dating all this women and women oh bro I don't know I said that Adam he's like oh I'm like what's up bro you ████ dancing up he's like hey man that girl was a ████ I'm sorry he's like that's my ex now I'm sorry I apologize for that night I'm like oh man we good we good yeah you got to forgive
8:35 him man I I understand yo those kind of girls are the those kind of girls are the girls that can ████ get guys killed yes never the dudes yeah 100 yeah it's like you're gonna let them do that ████ to me yeah that is a walking liability bro yeah yeah I like when she kept saying you don't know who I am yeah that's good like she's the ████ how many followers do you have ████ of course no one knows what the ████ you are like she was the ████ Persian princess of Winnipeg or something oh she's Persian I don't know what she was he was some type of brunette ethnic yeah what if she is she might be jerk I'm sorry you probably have way more followers she's not Drake's sister Jake has a sister that's Mexican you
9:25 never know that's crazy dude it was crazy it was came out of nowhere like every like it went from zero 100 all of a sudden it was like she was saying excuse me to ████ cheer getting slapped and was like oh do you think it's okay to beat her up if she hits your woman yeah I think so uh I think it's okay to restrain her I don't know about beating oh you're so sensible I think you first have to look around and see where the CCTV is I like I think if a girl starts getting Reckless I think you're allowed to like ████ nipple twist them as hard as you can get a pillow and then sock him through the pillow it's like a silencer basically it's a silencer I think what you're allowed to do is get the the restaurant yeah and ████ push that ████ interface oh you can you can mush you can mush the face
10:16 for sure a stiff arm is good he has a pillow you're a woman I respect that anybody have a pillow I'll use a neck pillow because there's a hole in it that dude that's a lot and it's just collateral damage right that's wild dude those are those are probably my two best stories that happened so ████ fast dude it was crazy she probably knows who you are now though for sure probably now yeah do you think she was so drunk she just didn't even know everybody acts like she don't remember it she probably does it she was she was drunk like really drunk like I'm talking about like you know like still all over the I'm surprised she was able to land that hit yeah that's crazy it was crazy cheese I was kind of like black right here for like a week yeah it was a ████ hard slap wow and she does not fight she might talk that ████ but oh she's not trying to fight nobody holy ████ yeah damn I want a ████
11:07 Port poked her with some Chopsticks throw some shark fin soup better yeah you know put a lettuce wrap on her head throw a piece of orange chicken just do all these comical attacks naming Everything Home Alone attacks walnut shrimp in her eyes I know dude just some hot tea hot tea on the face dude heat up the doorknob so when she leaves it burns her hands I would have got that bright red sauce that they use for the wonton crisp for the appetizers yeah any other Foods you want to add Ryan tom yum soup that's time
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