0:00 what's that part the sad part about all this is the girl I mean she's never gonna be able to do stand up so it's not very funny good Lord that's where we are today huh Colleen do you got one after that do your Zinger dude look at this camera right here [Laughter] we're on her side we are all on her side [Music] all right so this is in Erie Pennsylvania there's these three college students that are at a bar they're hanging out at the top of these stairs right I don't know somebody left a wheelchair at the top of the stairs so these three guys start kind of ████ with it just like we're messing with it and um randomly one of the dudes decides to just wash it down the stairs by itself Yeah by itself this is just random
0:50 wheelchair turns out that wheelchair was owned by a like Disabled Student that was also there that needed to be carried downstairs to go to the bathroom so it's like just sitting at the top of the stairs though yeah God that's so tempting I know intrusive thoughts what is it doing there this is a test isn't it check if the brakes the brakes aren't even on before I tell you the rest of this I'm just gonna play the video uh and then I'll tell you the rest of this because dude wheelchairs are heavy they're big pieces of metal so here's the bar these are the three dudes the way they're standing around and it's exactly how I pictured it it's like it's like four monkeys discovered a hammer and of course all their hats are backwards that's dead on what is yeah look at this so here they are chilling it's much more
1:40 narrow than I pictured messing around they're just like joking with it dude there's a whole party going on yo send it these guys that's what I where I would be I wanted it to go all the way down I wanted it to go dude yeah that was very anti-climactic needed to put some weight and they just walked away the ████ cushion is all over wait so what's that was there like uh someone that was like on crutches or what like how the ████ did he get up out of his wheelchair there's a Disabled Student that owns it that had to be helped down by other people so go to the restroom the bathroom's at the bottom of the stairs is it the kid from Rubble in the Bronx oh so they parked it there yeah yeah yeah yeah so they leave it stupid because you know the secrets yeah the cushion fell so I thought of the kid but
2:30 Danny from the boss there's diamonds in it my boy like you better check the ████ bags wish my legs were like other kids and why would you make him say that yes ████ dumbass writer that's a great movie so what happened is uh you're gonna love this by the way so I already love this so the chair was damaged sadly um yeah the girl comes back to find that somebody was like cruel enough to Just Launch it down there um drunk guys discover tools the kid the kid who launched it down he turns out to be this this dude named Carson Brier who's a college hockey player at Mercyhurst and uh ends up getting suspended along with the other two dudes but it also turns out that Carson's dad is Daniel Breer who's the um the
3:23 Philadelphia Flyers interim general manager interesting so destroys life fire him from everything yeah set him on fire yeah yeah where's his mom work she should be fired too she should be executed actually I mean so the dad's issuing like an apology that he's gonna make sure to like get to the bottom of his what he says is like a bad judgment whatever and like of course everybody's gonna get to the bottom of the stairs we're gonna get to the Southern money has been raised for the girl to like replace her chair yeah because those are expensive wheelchairs are actually expensive yeah I used to sell them they are if The Pride chair would Fine By the way he would have survived that fall should have got a prize wait so people were
4:14 fundraising the guy who pushed it down the stairs isn't gonna pay for it yeah I that should be that's a good I think that's even right hook me up with some new ████ does the chair doesn't work anymore the chair works I mean the chair works the the wheels don't but it's all ████ probably the wheel's all bent the wheels are square damage to the point where it doesn't it doesn't work correctly it might work but it doesn't work as it did they got a cheap one on Amazon I think there should be two things all right he has to pay for it he has to work to pay for it his dad can't pay for it and the second thing is um he has to be 300 kicked down the stairs there it is yeah Spartan kicked this is Sparta boom and he has to be kicked and he rolls down he mean I mean he's a that that kid's a hockey player at his college he's suspended for the team oh what that sucks but I think he's
5:06 allowed to get back on the team team if he's if he plays goalie and he has to catch the puck by his dick that's that's tough that's a really tough one then yeah he just has to stand there while they ████ use him as target practice I thought you could say he has to use the broken wheelchair during the game dude take him to the steps of the Philadelphia Museum where Rocky was running and ████ put him in the wheelchair that's punishment what's the sad part the sad part about all this is the girl I mean she's never gonna be able to do stand-up so it's not very funny good Lord that's where we are today huh Colleen do you got one after that do your Zinger dude look at this camera right here
5:57 we're on her side we are all on her side well look we stand up I think it's kind of harmless right you look at those boys you're like dude they're just being ████ boys they're being a bunch of idiots he should definitely pay for that ████ yeah he should definitely pay pay for the property that he damaged I don't think I mean I may have done some ████ like this back in the day but I don't think I've ever done to a wheelchair or like just like an AIDS victim Maybe before I knew the diagnosis maybe a blind person or something the most I've done is the most I've done is what I always used to do at school is I used to do that to people's rolling backpacks I thought that was hilarious you chucked it down yeah nobody was that much of a dork at your school no they pulled a rolling no a rolling bag you didn't go to school with
6:47 dorks we all did if you did that it was like Velociraptors come out of the corn fields you can smell it yeah because guys like stepping on it yep while they're rolling because when you're doing the whole rolly bag it's like that right so then you come up behind them and you ████ stomp on it and it their hand gets released I used to love doing that I remember like it was at it was in high school I think it was like a a sophomore and this this little Indian kid he was like one of the very few Indian kids at our school he had a rolling backpack and he was walking out and these like chicks were like like uh look at this dumbass rolling backpack like they were saying that I don't know why it seemed kind of weird but she was like talking ████ about I was like oh why you got a rolling backpack and he's like I have scoliosis and then walked away and then they were all like I just mowed it dude so you guys are making fun of those people okay because these kids might
7:37 have scolios scoliosis have you got scoliosis on this side maybe get a backpack and get it corrected on this side you know what I mean because kids were getting scoliosis from having heavy you know backpacks because they wanted to be cool yeah and it's just they were like wear the backpack correctly guys yeah but then somehow everyone was like nah you know if I if I wear it like this then that means I'm gay so then they thought that their sexuality was very you know that's what people told me when I when I was a freshman they were like uh never run to class if you're late because you'll be gay and I was like you're gay if you run to class okay if you run can I just remember the Bell would ring and I'm like oh ████ and I would just have to still walk oh my God you're internally like stressed but you're still gotta walk because I was
8:27 like new there and everybody knew each other they're not cool if you run to class yeah you look like an idiot but but if some of the kids saw you walking and the bell rang and there they saw you like late and you were just cruising they'd be like yo that dude is cool as that or or two guys who are running look at each other and like oh you [Laughter] that's how you'd identify it that's how you try to find someone you're purposely late that's the 90s for you man yeah how I met your father I think I've ever messed with any disabled person's equipment yeah actually the more I think about it that's ████ up bro that's super fun tough it took me five minutes but we've come
9:19 around the corner she probably had it coming no no no I mean whether she was mean what's Devil's Advocate no there's no Devil's Advocate it's just like it's such it's one of those things where it's like I cannot believe that these guys are so ████ stupid but it is just so stupid it's like they're like let's go ████ with the disabled girls it's not like she was in it yeah we don't know we don't know that like if they cut the brakes off or something that's ████ up they were like they threw it down and then put it back or no why are you laughing can you cut the brakes of the right hold [Laughter] on it's just that little flap yeah it's a little fluffy a doctor's wheel of the person along and then they're like oh no oh no no no no the break the brakes are up yeah it
10:10 won't break it's picking up a speed dude [Laughter] you tell me that they're in a hilly area I agree this as well or what I mean is you're someone you're sitting in a wheelchair you think the brakes work yeah so when you want your chair to be stable you lock it down and then that's when you try to get it next thing you know you're 40 miles away in a cornfield you're just rolling down Runyan Canyon yeah bro especially when you think the brakes aren't working and then you do something right don't cut the brakes that would be fun though or you like say that if they cut a hole on the bottom of the chair and they made it look like it was totally fine and then as soon as that person sat and they fall through that's ████ up that's ████ up but if they don't have use with their legs they won't feel it so it's not that ████ up
11:00 just just being Devil's eggs again a little bit it won't hurt I think how you're here man we can do Devil's Advocates I think you balance out the room yeah yeah kind of look at the positives yeah we gotta look at all angles if we're going to talk about a subject but don't cut the brakes that is okay have you ever cut a hole in someone's chair no that's such a big budget prank that's a her pranks dude oh I did that to you why would you I cut a hole in a giant ottoman it was an ottoman and they cut a hole in it I had to cut it for a shoot so like but then I covered it with a blanket when she came over okay Kristen sit on the ottoman I'm like okay disappeared and she fell through the couch Kristin you need to sit down at all he took a picture of me sitting in the Ottoman and you know how
11:50 Ryan puts pictures of pictures we have this and oh man Photoshopped it where there's like old guy sitting in a hot tub and it looks just like me that one's taken yeah it was like a time she tried to like run across it and forgot the hole was still there and she's super tumbled yeah oh my gosh but yeah that's a great picture so yeah I did do that so cutting holes is a prank it's a thing cutting holes in seats or have you seen the ones where people put the um like like a airbag and they put it that's dangerous to your spine dude those are crazy have you seen those videos no they always do it like a mechanic shop and they'll put like a guy would be sitting on break and they'll put an airbag under his cushion so as
12:40 soon as he sits he flies it goes off and he flies up and he falls on the ground my favorite shoes I like the ones where like the guys he's about to sit down and the guy behind him takes a chair away and he's like oh whoopsie it hits us right afterwards classic Hometown true Classics that's an AFV they've been doing that ████ for centuries we used to do well I used to do this thing where you would take two Staples you know like little Staples you ever twist them no so you take two Staples and you twist them like the bread packets where you like twist the little twisty thing yeah you twist them so it looks like a jack like when you're playing Jacks you just put them all over a chair and they go straight into people's asses when they sit classic wow we just come but I used to call the butt trap I keep making it looked like more people did it but it was just you dude yeah there's a thing there's a there's a
13:30 common saying it's no it's I just made up the word yeah so I've done a lot of messed up things I don't I don't think this is on the other side that's ████ up yeah the border for me that's very ████ up yeah I would never do anything like this but what do you what do you think do you think the dad needs to take any of this Flack that should go down on a wheelchair with them Kanye and Kim and Kim he raised them so he should go to jail too with the sun that's too harsh get rid of the whole family erase their bloodline you shouldn't be able to be in society yeah ship them away Guantanamo get him out of here and also he's the interim general manager he's not gonna be there for long you know what I mean oh that does suck I feel like he'll lose his job pretty right really thank you [Music]
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