0:00 when an 87 year old woman comes in you're like all right let's hike that skirt up mama I just take a look at your teeth I should have been a gynecologist I could watch you all day do I password number one reason I get it now [Music] I know some of you guys have heard of this a man has been accused of intentionally driving off a cliff with his wife and two children and a Tesla that one in a Tesla and is now facing attempted murder charges attempted they didn't die I thought they all died no they didn't die how the ████ didn't they die is it because the Tesla has automatic drive and they said no you can't go off the cliff that's probably what he wanted this is the Tesla holy ████ is so strong that looks like a folded up napkin it looks like one of those like litter
0:51 campaigns it's either crumple or cold and that one is full oh crumpled yeah did he try to kill himself too with his family he tried to do a like do you remember when we were streaks hiking in Vegas to that one by ████ the the Hoover Dam yeah yeah and we saw all these cars like that just on the side of the uh no I think like they're all cars that flew off the side of the the the the road and then they tumbled down and you'll see like at least five of them well sometimes they get dumped too because I was in a play in high school where we had a ████ live Jeep but it was like didn't work and afterward like a bunch of the tech guys took it to just like a cliff and just shoved it off and like everyone like had like beers and watched it fall and ████ whoa that was after the reviews were in so it was hot yeah funny thing to do sounds like such a
1:44 high school movie too dude it's just toss a car I would have been stoked to do that in high school that would be the best ████ ever watch a car tumble the Drama teacher was like all right you guys do whatever you want with it because like we're done with the play yeah so they shoved it off a cliff I didn't go because I was too busy railing chicks after being the star of the show yeah I was like come on high demand yeah yeah yeah yeah oh yeah so this do you know that does it have the identity of him on there the identity his name is dharmesh Patel he's an Indian dentist he's aged 41 out of Pasadena was that Angel's Crest or shout out uh this man faces multiple uh charges after driving off a cliff on PCH oh it was uh he punched 250 to 300 feet
2:35 into a rocky Beach area known as Devil's Slide about 20 miles south of San Francisco oh why so old he that's a that's a long road trip that they were on it's a beautiful drive though isn't it do you think he planned it or was it like one of those things where he got pissed when I drive PCH I'm like there's so many places where you could drive off a cliff yeah like I think about that a lot but you couldn't because there's so many cars in front of you and behind you you never actually they're all trying to go to American Apparel it's so it's so stop start that you'd have to like go one mile an hour off the cliff have you guys been on the PCH though to San Francisco it's I'm just like is this California what the ████ oh you mean like when you pass Big Sur and all that stuff yeah and you know gas is like ████ 11 bucks a gallon and ████ yeah it's amazing dude it's crazy they price scouted but it is beautiful yeah it's so beautiful that's a nice place to you know run your family off a cliff yeah no
3:25 honestly as far as like Scenic wise it is probably the top five places do you think he planned it like I'm gonna make it so ████ beautiful when we all die or do you think the kids were just like in the car pissing them off and he's like shut up I'm trying to have a good family vacation you son of a ████ [Laughter] he sucked because they didn't die that must be a crazy stressful threshold though to like really scream everybody survive that this is a really great ad for Tesla safety that's what I'm gonna say it ████ it basically said that the damage to the vehicle would indicate that it hit and then flipped several times onto 250 to 300 foot drop these are guys yeah it did kind of yeah it just becomes crumpled up wow yeah wow because why don't you should just go to the top of a building and then throw each person off one by one and then you
4:17 jump at the end he probably snapped then it must have been like an irrational thing because if there wasn't any like pre-planning like what Bart's plan was that's a that's a good plan if you want to kill your whole family I always find it hard to believe that someone who's who's like capable of doing that has never thought about it once or twice well I would maybe assume then that instead of like going up to the top of a building and one by one throwing people off and making it look like a murder there might have been the possibility of maybe gonna look like an accident but you're gonna die anyways who gives the ████ away right between yeah it's a it's a murder suicide what do you think his like dream outcome was by driving off what if everybody else dies but him he gets an insurance what if he's religious though and he knows God's watching he's like this has to look like a ████ accident so I can get in all right I'm not getting in God misdiagnosis it you go to heaven and God's like dude I feel sorry
5:08 for your whole family God's like yo I saw that dude he's like I'm so glad you made it up here are you guys all right like he doesn't know the intent he gives them a dab oh dude this one's on the Gates of Heaven sweating like he's got a fake idea at the bouncer like yeah he's like at Customs like waiting for the light he's all yo Banu Knievel what's up he's like hey that was a Gnar way to go dude I did yeah that's how you go out this guy's hardcore I wish we weren't done writing the Bible dude he'd be in that do you think everyone in Heaven it's kind of like when a guy has 20 million subscribers and everybody else in the room has a couple thousand and like so no matter what the guy says it's like yeah yeah that's sick yeah like whatever
5:58 God says hey did you guys see that it was crazy huh it's like yeah yeah yeah yeah whatever you say dude that was awesome you're God man yeah what about fentanyl isn't that another good way to die a good way to do it seems like everyone has it these days yeah we're just looking for more of a guarantee yeah because he failed yeah that's a high risk low reward kind of thing you want to know the saddest possible thing what how do you know you know these things how do you know I mean like in my nightmare mind I'm like how sad would it be if this really was a Tesla failure technologically and they covered it up and made it blamed on it how freaking sad how did they know that that that's my question is how did they know that it was intentional like he was doing was he saying ████ I'm killing all of us yeah the wife was like he might have the white was like he tried to kill us yeah and then it just got uploaded to
6:48 the Tesla cloud and they heard that do Teslas have a recording uh like a you know how dash cams can record both directions oh I don't know I know it records outside unless he's screaming sold out inside the outside her I don't give a ████ anymore do you think that maybe maybe his wife maybe his wife was backseat driving him up the ████ wall you know what I mean she's like she's like oh my God will you ████ check the speed oh my God like why'd you turn left too hard like just the chances of that are extremely high okay hear what it is or oh my God he didn't want to stop at the Tesla charging station and they were low on battery and she was just was [Laughter] now we're gonna write about that yep and then the kid's like I'm hungry I want it I want that
7:38 and then the wife is like you see you see these guys are hungry why'd you get a Tesla we have a bunch of kids to throw on ████ orange slices around our white interior and this guy's just like orange slices you know it just takes a bat all the way up the wall yeah it's crazy because it's not like he doesn't like he has a like he went through like med school right or dentist school yeah so he's not like foreign to having to work hard for ████ for something but he's not he's not I mean he's foreign to Crime you know he's smart but not that's not oh I think he snapped he probably just snapped that also reinforces that whole Dental suicide stereotype oh yeah the highest the highest rate of suicide assistant dentist yeah why in what country
8:30 is it because of the teeth you just I just take a look at your ████ teeth I should have been a gynecologist I could watch ████ all day number one reason I get it now dude that's why the guy does get into it because all right that smells sticky bread and you check this ugly cavities the suicide rates of dinos zero percent when an 87 year old woman comes in you're like hahaha all right let's hike that skirt up mama I like in Joe's mind like the guy's just getting Ted's all ████ day tens and tens and tens the tightest and tightest ████ he's like a Barcelona dentist in Brazil dude yeah he's like a private browser's dentist Eddie's got an age cut off he's like I don't over 30 I don't do it he's got DiCaprio age age limits you gotta
9:21 audition to get your teeth done or a breast breast augmentation plastic surgeon you know if you had those jobs I mean even then it's not like everyone who gets implants is like a 10 either ████ no you're just cutting up boobs all day yeah dude Joe's life is just a Brett Ratner movie every job even nuns are ████ tense Benny Hill sketch dude it's Benny Hill show girls in laundry just chasing all the time just chasing and fast forward old women are MILFs with huge tits [Music]
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