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We Draw The Guy Who Took Helen's Virginity

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0:00 [Music] okay guys get your pens and papers out and follow along if you would like we are going to draw the guy who took Helen's virginity three two one go do I just start describing him yeah and if you're watching follow at home plus out a piece of paper go describe them and describe the night or day or day start off with his head shape yes let's go with his face regular shap regular I don't know was it regular was it like narrow and long was it like kind of circular yeah give us a fruit does it look like like a g Joe what does he look is that more like an egg like an egg upside down wait what okay upside down egg like you know

0:50 like all right what was his uh ethnicity he was Cantonese okay oh Cantonese okay um just unnecessary was this was um at his place his house we that it was in college so it was like house where like quite like five other guys student housing which which which college you guys go to UCI how's his hair fact that that affects your drug he's from 626 though is he Asian he's canese oh yeah how I mean how's his hair his hair is like not like you know guys us have like the fa Hawk type like the hair towards towards the front Okay I don't know how to draw o I might be able to draw this

1:42 guy you may have seen pictures of me with this guy before Oh really cheater no I don't think I I don't remember this dude so long ago so far is this not good ████ I shouldn't look sorry all right um how what kind of eyes did he have like was he really like his eyes were really small no or just regular small I'm like they weren't small I guess he has more like monol Lin monol lens then like double okay yeah he didn't tape them to do the false double eyelids if he no if he did he had a really bad job how about his nose his nose is regular nose like

2:32 nothing nothing special yeah I'm like nothing that really how what about his eyebrows do you remember if they were like like uh thin or really bushy or regular they weren't they're one I wouldn't say they're really bushy but like what the heck regular I guess okay oh I can't wait CU I just followed my instinct and it came out weird was he was he like a smiley kind of guy was he like kind of just like a yeah like a jokester oh he was a jokester okay got it that's nice he liked working out oh he's buff too D you got you you you like them strong boys you guys are ████ the muscles are for show got it he wasn't strong

3:25 yeah all right okay dude this might be him um what was his fashion style like um H well half the time it's like gym attire a do you like tank tops more like I guess to gym is like the te's with the like sleeves cut sleeves yeah okay if we're talking about the gym it I had already drawn that oh no how did you know mhm pants shorts well again Jim is shorts do he really like so he was he was like buff or was he just like ripped um I guess did he have some bulk to him yeah okay but okay I mean like

4:18 he's Asian like he's Asian so can only go so far oh I mean like okay well height wise he what he's like what like under 6 ft okay did he wear any jewelry oh good oh I did kind of what you're were saying like not like plugs but like the earrings that are like the really small plugs yeah not like there was actually a hole in the center cool oh got it okay all right what's something he uh what's something he would say uh go f Choy since he's a since he's a jokester I love you Helen just kidding good one huh oh my God I it's too long ago I'm like I can't even think of anything

5:09 right now so just put a bunch of fake Chinese characters okay he loves the Lakers and we play a lot of beer so I guess you can say Kobe oh cool all right lik the Lakers okay okay okay what are some other I'm trying to think he was really into his car oh what kind of car do he have uh was it G35 oh yeah an Infinity Boy Yes such a bro yeah dang the Bros get the H stupid just this one okay okay let's see so he's put this fool in some shorts I'm like like I don't know what

6:01 else to say to describe this guy um oh yeah describe more of the night it happened then I don't think there was anything special was just it was in bed it was in bed well that's cool hey I know people that their first time was like in a car or something yeah oh that would suck I think it's a nice luxury to being in a bed it was a twins siiz bed oh had to work really hard you guys were real close Okay um let's see this is an UCI really bad artist I hope this it's got to be better though did he wear shorts or like

6:51 pants both uh what do he what do he same time I mean no I I'm saying like Okay it's we were saying Jim and tire yeah but like I guess outside of that like short shorts or long shorts long shorts I don't know like long long but dude I think I drew him I think I did it this time he had no tattoos or nothing no okay I'm like am I forgetting anything I don't think so cool all right uh 20 seconds are you done I'm really sorry Helen I it doesn't matter to me say s to this guy all

7:42 right cool you guys ready hold on he's doing so I didn't even notice this whole time he's been quiet in the corner yeah look how far he's leaned over I don't want her to I'm like okay I'm like if anything wouldn't help all right yall ready yep let's hit it let's hit it your yours goes on the bottom right no no it doesn't we learned that a long time ago okay okay you seem very EXC on top of that and start with the first one okay okay let's see you see okay dude we're going to have a lot of similarities this pretty good D I mean like what else fohawk muscles G35 yeah damn I don't think he

8:34 was that like he just dled that much oh those are some Asian eyes right there that's pretty good that's really good that's yours Ria wait okay this will be in the dang already potential win artist oh my God I think sketch for I think Ria is winning already that's doe I love that one that one's sick that's good dude the face like that though the hair is off um I don't know what this looks it looks like the wind's blowing the wrong direction and he has long hair on the bottom I like his face that's supposed to be me apparently what are you saying do me why do I have like these type of legs do you remember saying that that

9:26 night no definitely not you didn't say do me are you sure yeah I think I would remember do me well wait is that a baby or is it a oh damn I'm I'm going off the drawing of the GU oh okay okay the youu part is accurate I mean I already know what kind of Judge you are damn excuse me Taiwanese judge are you saying that in preparation for what I'm going to see at the end no I just see that that looks nice I like it it looks nice but it doesn't look like what we're trying like the guy we're trying to all right this one might just looks like the other picture does

10:16 it I'm a really bad artist that's pretty cool no this is good but he didn't play basketball he just likeed the Lakers come on he would probably try okay but going off the way look try what's that does he have like a tail I'm just say what is that it was an accident I why does he have a rat tail you accidentally gave him a rat tail why does he have six fingers an accident what's the reason for that is the pens again extra pleasure six fingers it's hard to draw okay it is it is it is it is not everyone's an artist okay we'll we'll keep this in this it's on the it's on the maybe what fre basically are the same oh yeah you're right because we're right [Applause] okay why does this look like oh that's

11:08 cool that's really cool IDI character I don't know how to draw anything it kind of it looks like that Pokemon traitor oh yeah Ash everything I draw looks like freaking those ASN comics and this time you don't do thean characters like he's no I didn't have time to ████ some kanji up but it looks good though it's a really nice photo that does look like him huh no the hair the hair's off a damn it looks like skill do a frohawk huh it's hard it is cuz like well depend I guess like from the front what angle depends what angle you're looking at those are good though if you're good enough you can draw it oh my God cash this what what do you mean why

12:00 so what the hell so why oh my god soep he has a regular nose it says it says regular oh my God d I didn't know I know I didn't know how to draw a regular nose I just drew oh my God why are there so many books you said he there was a lot of books I didn't say there a lot of books he did it I heard it I heard it in my I was like wait it's so funny cuz Bart asked like what calls did you go to he's

12:52 like none of that shows in his drawings yeah all the questions yeah why did you ask go College if you were drawing that also you could put some clothes on me you guys are naked I don't know we maybe we weren't there yet maybe I have my shirt on the whole time maybe when it's that deep I thought he was ████ a blowup doll yeah that's really good that's what it looks like that's really good oh my God so who said that it looks like you two penises dang it is he saying it is he saying that be weird if he said it maybe he said oh she it it's definitely supposed to be me yeah what's your first time I don't know High wait is that why it's like that why is it I think a black penis or something wait why is it black I was just drawing

13:43 and then it the lines got all mixed up so I got to make sure you can see what the hell's going on oh I see what you mean yeah yeah cuz if you don't shade it try to do V or some ████ no I wanted to uh what I really wanted to do was try to show that it was going okay okay okay say less you're so artistic man I couldn't that this is going in this part no man man someday Bart's going to win okay I feel like it's a tie cuz they're the same they are exactly the same that's crazy how they both drew it that's the same guy it's her guy dude wow all right well the winners are Ria and andos Ria and Melissa have won today's

14:35 challenge if you guys were following along and you did your own please DM it to the JK Instagram so that we can tag Helen in it and further let her live her nightmare yeah oh my God that's so look at her face too why do I look like that she's like so deep dude that's the worst dialogue ever that you chose

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