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Off The Record: Fetishes We Aren't Down With

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0:00 I think I found the one that anony is chromophilia okay chromophilia uh you're sexually aroused by being robbed I just imagine him thinking of when his scooter got stolen he's like Oh's like when that guy embezzled funds from your dance crew did you come [Music] close welcome to another highly inclusive episode are careful boys I think we're pretty good at like kind of understanding and having empathy and figuring out where people are coming from right we think so yeah I I like the I don't think the internet thinks that but we think that I think the internet thinks we're a bunch of heartless people that don't care so even after using the greatest amount of empathy you can muster what are some fetishes that you

0:52 just can't get behind feet St oh what I don't get feed stuff feet stuff can't you can't see it from their perspective I don't get it in any way it's like saying like you're into ear stuff it's the same idea to me why you look at me usually you don't look over in that direction why did you look back at him and go cuz I was waiting why did you I was like ear stuff I was like wait you do yeah you can't get behind it I just don't get it and by the way I'm not saying like oh you if you're like that you're a freak or something I just literally don't understand yeah yeah same same okay let's see yeah not the Fe though what like what what I don't have empathy for like what kind of fetish or like which one are you just like I I don't know I can't like even picture why that's like uh penis mutilation uh that's a good one that's probably top of the list it's kind of last level right there it's a better one for me oh even

1:43 even the ones where they like you know those how those girls will put heels on and they just kick a dude in the nuts inly or like put boxing gloves on they just pegging that to me is a comedy show yeah right if Anthony if Anthony's here he would have rebuttal for that it' be I tell you that it'd be a split the room he's ho and hollant okay little JK inside her jum I don't I don't like the torture fetishes those are weird like just pain that has to do watching K videos pain yeah no you don't what about uh what's that one Financial domination that was kind of whatever you kind get that a lot of those things are really funny to me though like they're not I mean the fact that it makes guys so horny and they need it that's what's really funny to be oh no I'm going to be poor pay me again pay piggy a part of me

2:33 wants to know what that feels like here's here's five uh here's the top five Kink preferences across like all people that they did a survey on I guess and they're they sound pretty tame and then some I have never even heard of it's like Family Feud Financial dominance does sound funny though feed is probably number one so out of the top five number five is working out together while naked okay have you ever thought of that that's stinky bro uh is it stinky it's too probably can be that just sounds like sounds cool the I like to be clean it sounds cool in theory but then like actually doing it you're working out and you're naked you're like what are we doing here it just sounds spart linard has like clear windows and on top of that too it's like dude everything's flopping around it's probably not you never thought about wrestling with your friends in a natural state naked is there is gay enough as it ISE we're wearing Spandex the whole time

3:24 is there's a culture somewhere in the world where that's like not gay and they should do it like wrestling yeah you know like how they do wrestling there is like this one that I've seen I don't know where it is but they were like maybe maybe this was a bit and I'm thinking this is a real thing but I remember they were wrestling with jeans on and like I think you showed it to me actually I don't know if I did that no dude cuz you were trying to make fun of me you be like is this Jiu-Jitsu yeah know I remember that recent yeah and it was the guys in jeans and they're like giving each other like wedgies or something they're they're grabbing inside their jeans and they're like wet and they're like that was actually a a I think that was a what's it called a was that a fever dream was that a wet dream I had no it was a ████ um a porno preview I think it was a Lucky jeans commercial oh my God the the Greek used to um naked yeah everyone always loves

4:14 to call Greek people gay in in history right yeah they used to workout naked everything naked but were they just really mature about it is that why I think so they didn't go yeah they were laughing about didn't they make them gay with each other so they were better sold yeah they can fight harder there's there's waking each other up with oral sex one we talked about before I is that a fetish that just sounds like that sounds like a being a couple yeah just says Kink that one's the best one so far having SE having sex while playing video games video game ████ I've done that it's not really a fetish though never done that yeah me neither I'm not really with a e girl you know what I mean if I'm playing video games and my wife sees me she doesn't want to have sex with me at all she wants to like she almost spits on me and walks no you just can't focus playing the full game after you're just like all right

5:04 move this out the way turn but which game though are you playing like Mario Kart or like what kind of game I was playing GTA or something like that cuz I think that's kind of gangsters like you play Mario Kart you get roadhead oh but you're on the ████ arcade Mario roadhead that's pretty gangster that's what I was doing at GTA well what's not to like about that you know I don't know yeah it seems like the like a pretty cool thing doing it on a balcony is that a kink these are really I don't know what church made this yeah yeah this pretty tame fantasy I guess the most common ones are pretty uh tame but I bet girls wrote that one dude oh you know what so the real website here says that that foot fetish is the most popular one for sure it is I'm not surprised cuz everyone always talks about I can just put my feet online the thing about the feet stuff to me it's too accessible I think that's what makes me feel like I can see it there's

5:56 especially in Wy ke there's feet everywhere oh yeah right whatever developmentally that happens to you when you get in feat stuff when you're like 4 years old or some ████ in some latent way did not happen to me me too poop stuff is crazy I know a feet person he said it drives him crazy I think I think poop stuff like I don't know I don't know who I'm going to like whose feelings are going to hurt but I think that's already in the realm of like you're mentally ████ up yeah that's you can't come back from that I don't think it's a kink or you're let someone take logs on you think like Vince McMahon when he took a ████ on that lady's head do you hear about that that's crazy did he say let's get ready to dump off they were having a threesome and he shat on her head allegedly and then walked off and was like you guys can finish up and dipped isn't that crazy and then I heard I heard he routed the corner and Stone Cold Steve Austin watch out watch out watch

6:48 out the RKO yeah and he's just yelling at her face like this what do you think about uh luners what do you think about luners what's that what is that people with balloon fetishes no that's what they call them you seen that yeah like super popular like the 9s what do they they're called lunar they just like pop balloons their ass and ████ you know oh with their butt nope yeah inflating and popping balloons for sexual pleasure I actually kind of understand that cuz if you look at a balloon it looks like a boob Po in your butt feel like one wait yeah popping it in your butt is kind ofd no they're into like s people sitting on balloons which is my favorite wait what and like they sitting on them popping him going girls like with nice asses sitting on a balloon and then it pops okay like what kind of damage can that butt do I guess is the idea how about

7:39 how about this have you do you have any does any part of you fantasize about being dominated no 0% cuz like they did a I guess in this survey over half the men said they do no judgment no judg I guess it depends on what kind of Domin yeah what way getting dominated yeah cuz some would be like is someone pushing my face down is someone hog tyeing me tie me up and ████ my butt that's a different not that I don't think that's that's being dominated somebody being very forward and aggressive I seen this one all of these are really funny but there's this one called Amazonian porn there's a whole genre of like small skinny guys and big ████ athletic women just tossing around and then she picked the ████ up by his butt cheek like

8:30 this it started sucking his oh yeah standing like two years ago it was so funny it was dominated you think nah he's owning her mouth no but that that's kind of a Domin if if she's hold she's holding ankles that's pretty crazy oh is she not even breaking a sweat she flipped him upside down that's crazy that's a strong woman that's crazy would you like that no no hell no what you talking about no I think there people that are getting dominated I I think they're just weaklings they've been bullied their whole life what if they're what sometimes it's the other way around they're like they're bosses to a point where to experience being I heard that about the like's like that let's figure out which one of these anon's like he has a CEO all right let's go down and let's see if Anthony fits into any of these uh people who are attracted to uh

9:23 little people we know that he finds it funny when they get chucked around I don't maybe not attraction but a Pur Jason okay what about uh oh how about amputees does he have like a thing with amputees have you ever heard him say anything uh I I haven't heard him say no so yeah put that yeah as yes I saw a lady with a fake leg at a stretch Club was a video and she was spinning her face that's kind of tight that's pretty SI kind of tight that's pretty si do you think do you think anony likes being choked yeah I think he's the chokey not the choker he lik being SM he likes being choked I think he likes being smothered yeah smothered for sure yeah but then not like this more like while he's getting pecked he has a uh he has a leash a and then they're pulling on it oh damn I can't even imagine that that's kind of

10:14 gross that's kind of gay st's looking at Anthony Lee Weir now he's like I can't believe he would like doing that what up guys thank you for watching us for so long if you like what we do please support our patreon Joe tell them what we have to offer so every week you get two videos one never release director's cut and another one too hot for YouTube patreon only every freaking week you get that and you get access to our Discord where you can come chat with us and ask us questions that become episodes here cuz we're going to answer them and we're going to take it seriously and we want to give you the responses that you want so come stay connected with us join our patreon click the description below for full details based on how how well you knowy now does he seem like a guy that likes being blindfolded I can see that I can see that blindfold but with the but the with the furry oh yeah I see it I see it with his

11:05 chin strap going yeah I see it chinstrap yeah Anthony Lee got some blindfolds bro yeah I definitely see that now how about he literally wears a blindfold sometimes on this show yeah he loves it I a basophilia someone do you think Anthony's attracted to people that are paralyzed that's what they call it czy he's like no resistance that's crazy he likes is it because they can't move but they don't feel it I think he'll find a way to fetishize just about anything let's just say yes to all oh here's a cool one dorm ofilia it's it's when uh when you're attracted to people who are asleep or pretending to be a oh pretending okay oh oh yeah I heard he likes them coma girls Anthony feels like one of these kind of guys Anthony feels like one of these kind of guys

11:56 [Laughter] turns over be ass oh whoops sorry Anthony it just you know we're just telling facts what about exophilia that's where your uh your fetishes aliens no I don't think I don't think he's you don't think he cuz he's always talking about the illegals he's always talking about the illegals he doesn't like them yeah he can't stand them is that talking about Southern border yeah ex talk what the Border CH his ass I didn't know there was a word for this FR fra turism that's that's when your fetish is rubbing against a non-consenting person that's like some ████ train gr ████ yeah but is it are these fetishes like

12:49 kind of I I don't know what the word is cuz it's like you're if you're if you're fetish is R like grape whatever you're making yourself work harder as an editor right now allowed to King shame that cuz you know how like people are like oh don't King Shame yes cuz it's illegal well that's already happening with some things I hope so cuz that's basically it like oh my fetish is non-consenting people like that's ████ weird dude yeah you're right weird take take don't shame me because I want to keep a a pet yours is hilia hlo what's that hilia hopo oh oh oh hop use your fetish firearms and G that's stupid too are you sexually tracted to guns oh not like that would

13:40 you do what the guy did with the gas when you go like this you mean like beef the that one show beef that one chick oh yeah first episode hopia you can see her just ████ with the gun yeah that's what that would be no not me not you no I love guns but not like that you Mr Z lip I don't know about rubbing iron on your ████ dick time stamps yeah there probably like gun lube and gun powder dude it's a lot of iron and carbon I'm good do you think uh Anthony has kpopia oh he likees to steal stuff sexually yeah you get you get hard from stealing he may not but it gets me hard dude wait what I get fired up thinking about that why do you think we have gum all the time and then he goes to 7-Eleven he steals this and he gets horny when he comes back he's like I need I didn't

14:31 need to chew this oh here's one that he I I know for sure he has metrophilia what's that sexually attracted to poetry Oh I thought it was going to be like wanting a ████ a train or something I was hoping for that riding trains get you horny or something yeah like you take a Subway you're like the sound you're likeo I don't know why it's called that that's weird ch remember that show where people it's like My Strange Addiction oh yeah and there's that guy who's in love with his car the red car and he'd have sex with it plug up the exhaust I did yeah what are the chances that's fake I don't I think it's F sometimes I I wonder what happened to the lady that loves the Amtrak station in s San Diego what the ████ yeah she's in love with the Amtrak

15:21 station is that a story and then you saw like how she makes love to it she puts her back against the station and then when the track rolls through it rumbles and she goes just vibrator I'll never forget the guy who is in love with his red car and he's ████ his car really good really good he like sits his dad down and he like comes out to his dad about how he is ████ his car oh my God his dad's like what in the ████ are you what you're what but it's like he's like sharing this big secret and it's like the biggest joke ever like I'm ████ my car I'm giving to my car good and then we're my my mechanic is going to hate what I done that's nasty yeah what's nasty don't be so judge you Jesus Christ it's like you were saying it's like whatever whatever happened in his life to turn

16:12 that switch on as a kid didn't happen but what if nothing happened and they would just yeah he probably didn't have hobbies I don't believe nothing happened something happened something happened dude I'm glad I don't get horny off of looking at like a mug or something hey this one sounds Japanese this one might be you it's called omorashi Omari om it means you're you're sexually excited by uh either you peed yourself or you saw someone else pee themselves oh interesting no these are all freaking jokes man this is people will die for some sh do that don't do that don't yuck the fact that they name them too you know their Ys are so yummy and you're yucking them so hard this is ridiculous there so many different fetishes I'm so glad that I don't have like weird ████ sub you're

17:02 about to have a son don't don't raise him as judgy this is sounds ridiculous but also how easy would it be like what if you have a fetish for like someone squeezing line and then you could just work at a Mexican restaurant all day long and just be like just come in your pants you get fir for busting a nut at work yeah but like you're just it's like you're at a strip club and no one knows yo this is a weird one similia this is the were you're sexually attracted to the idea of witnessing or staging disasters wow staging disasters wait what's an example do you think these people all fly toward like Oklahoma during like uh tornado season so they could jack off while they watch or they're just a Boston bomber bro how do you find out that you have that like sexual preference when you watch videos of tsunamis and jack off it watch like

17:54 imagine if you have a tsunami video and a girl and you're just like i' rather watch this no but it's stage so it's like like somebody's planning an attack or whatever but it's like it's not a real disaster that's what it says one aspect you think you think this a person with this can live with it being fake I don't know I think they're going to be looking for the ultimate score dude if I can change one thing about Nikki it's it's that so sometimes like we're playing Mario Kart and like we're very competitive very very very competitive and sometimes I'm like okay if I win you got to blow me and she's like I don't she's like I don't want to blow you because I lost at something it ruins it we're so close that's what makes it fun right exactly send this video to Nikki is that the thing you want to change cuz then she's like I don't want

18:44 to blow you anymore cuz then it's like my ego gets ████ hurt well exactly she's pisses she lost so that's the worst thing is she's so ████ well then give me an angry ████ then you guys have you guys have heard about like what xenophobia is right that's what Anthony Lee is what xenophobes it's like people that they don't like foreign ████ they don't they only like their own Oh I thought it was like princess Zena the Warrior Princess that's Gabriel fob no the there's a there's the opposite xenophilia which is you're sexually attracted to foreign that sounds normal that's the first normal one we heard yeah I like I mean that's cool that's just like having a fetish for like Asian yeah one like that's our favorite Show on TLC what show is that the 90day fiance oh yeah yeah yeah yeah all those cats zilia you know what I've been watching though um it's kind of old but

19:35 my 600 lb life oh yeah that's a crazy watch dude because I like Dr now I think I like the show is like only 50% the fat guys the other 50 is Dr now without Dr now I don't think it's that good doesn't work yeah I think I found the one that empy is CR cremas what the hell chromophilia okay chromophilia uh you're sexually aroused by being robbed I just imagine him thinking of when his scooter got stolen he's like oh ████ getting off to it he's like I'll never see it again telling me someone stole my bike oh ████ I didn't even follow police report my rockus

20:25 oh when that guy embezzled funds from your dance crew did you come close you think about coming you would even were you drooling a little bit in your pants that's crazy to have that that's crazy to have that being robbed that's weird that's wow yeah I kind of get it cuz of the Endorphin it's like oh ████ there's a danger and then you got away oh or like the violation of like seeing all your stuff like tossed around and someone was in your car like that I don't know not that the first one the energy of it if you ever been through like like you ever you ever been close to like dying in a car accident or something after just hopped up on everything that's one of them there's one about being in a near-death situation that's like really sexually arousing that's pretty hot dude I think I damn I'm so glad I don't have none of these things I think that'll give me

21:15 going dude I'm glad I don't like look at a sandwich and just get hard full I know right full hard can you imagine you're just like and then what if you find out in the most inconvenient times like what if you're like chilling and you're you're camping with your friends and a ████ snake bites you and then you're like rattlesnake oh I'm horny you know like what the ████ the sound of the your friends are like what are you doing like and you're just like oh it's the best feeling in the world or your friend like finishes like making s'mores and they take aluminum foil and they start like crinkling it up and you're like oh yeah that's so weird dude it's so weird oh my God oh my goodness what was that good thing we don't have any of those oh there's one here that says uh it's you're sexually aroused by deleting footage what oh got the son of a ████

22:06 live ████ sick what do you say about that you sick sick ████ dirty boy sick ████ what's the matter with you dude after we work so hard on those videos I don't know I could help myself dude a don't look at me why couldn't you delete some W Fu videos w videos same fetish isn't it

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