0:00 thank you [Music] welcome back to care for boys we're very careful boys today we're talking about how your parents disciplined you of beating their ████ asses okay all of us really had parents that did that yeah my mom used to beat the brakes is their mom the violin type or the creative type or the like uh she was the old silent treatment type she was the violent type but then there was a point where she kind of stopped doing that and then just would like nag us to death what's the worst ass beating you ever got foreign there's a lot I don't think there's one that was like really hard it was just the sustained efforts across the board like she just was very consistent she
0:50 went back to her corner and her coach was like Hey ████ ████ what was your move she would just grab anything like she would grab I remember oh I was just like whatever you gotta do it let's do it you gotta take me up dude you gotta ████ I was vaselineing her eyes yeah yeah yeah you know those Hot Wheel tracks oh yeah oh smack me with those hurt she was smack him with anything shoes ████ belt hangers you know just like ████ anything do you think she was I was ████ I would always be a little I was alone because I was ████ yeah yeah I was no I was definitely not ████ you was a ████ boy yeah just like you know all the stories that we talked about me writing ████ Margaret oh yeah just like I would just do the greatest you just did dumb weird ████ because I was I was the youngest and then I was kind of like by myself because my older sisters would
1:40 always be together so I'd always be like experimenting I would always just be ████ around I used to put things in the electric sockets oh yeah you need to be taught not to do that you need to be disciplined dude she just ████ smacked me up and then she would just yell at me all the time because did you ever feel love from her though or does it just yeah like like I think they're actually just so ████ mean to not even want her to be my mom anymore no because I think there was a point in me that like I knew that I was like ████ around but then as I get older my sisters were like look you were like a good kid you were you weren't like that crazy but also like I think my mom just got a little carried away a little bit certain things of course yeah it was a different time like it's not like I think she had the tools to not do that she would have but I think there was a lot of things stacked against her at
2:31 that time you know like she wasn't really getting that much support from like my dad as far as like parental stuff so she was like it was her three kids so she would kind of like rely on my sisters to like discipline me a little bit too she's pushing it to limit she pushes to the Limit dude she's making deals she's shaking hands well I'll tell you the time I disciplined my brother and it was my fault oh ████ and you was laughing in the back now huh oh you regretted it huh oh god let's go all right so my mom would always hide like the treats and candies and stuff in different spots of the house and I was the only one out of the family that would always find it and so like one night I found the new stash and I like brought it to my brother's room I was like look what I found he's like what I was like yeah let's eat it here in your room and so we ate all the
3:21 snacks and we had a good time and then we I was like yeah let's just hide the rappers here in your room and uh he's like all right yeah where else are we gonna hide it we're like oh six seven um older brother younger brother older you're older yeah it's his fault then he should have known better he should have he should have buried it outside that's actually not my fault or he knew better he was protecting you really well yeah uh she sounds very good just wait till the end okay let's hear the rest you're a detriment um and so one day my mom went into my brother's room to like I guess like clean and organize his room and found all these rappers and was like so you're the one that's stealing and like like made this whole thing yeah well I guess um and so spider's Keepers you're right that's what I'm saying and uh so she uh
4:12 took all this candy and went up to my brother's room like so you like candy huh made him eat it like all of it trying to like so you like candy this is how you're gonna like stop eating candy it's like a pit my ride punishment right and then so like he's like crying he's like eating the candy he's like yeah but please the one that found I was like I don't know what you're talking about oh you did that like my brother till this day I was just like and that's when I knew I was like you're dead wasn't in the mood for candy yeah I was just like I don't eat candy yeah I don't like it I'm like damn dude she's like why would the rappers be in your room if I ate them wow exactly like that's shady exactly but that's that's his fault for trying to ████ take you down with him yeah yeah yeah but like yeah if you try
5:04 to eat this pile of candy and just like your stomach's hurting like at this point you're just like I don't even want to look at another piece of candy but if he wasn't a piece of ████ he'd been like I am a hungry boy I know we have a you know a very strict like no writing everybody I'll roll but I do feel like siblings are on a totally different plane they wrap me out all the time right it's just like it's siblings like you just sometimes riding your to your to your parents about like trivial ████ is it because it's like it's like a safe space it's kind of like it stays it's within the family or whatever I just think his siblings just have different rules with each other you know what I mean it's like I ████ don't like you but I ████ have to love you always yeah those people are either like best friends or Worse enemies their siblings have each other's back rally and next the guy in the crowd is like
5:55 I'm not buying it serious I remember my sister betrayed me dude this is she betrayed she's my oldest strong words betraying she was like this is when I realized like as like as I got older I was like I can't trust my sisters dude I cannot trust you but now you can't trust them low-key nah low-key uh more like hiking now yeah yeah I was in high school I came I was going out with my buddies and they were like they want to smoke some pot and I was so I was like 17 or something like that we're driving around and we hot box somewhere right me and two other homies I drive back they drop me off and I just smell like reek of pot because my dumbass was like we rolled the windows down it's all good you know so yeah well we were like five minutes away from my house so it's like not that long of a drive I come back smell like pot my mom was like were you smoking and I was like no I wasn't I was just in the car you know I just ████ anything to get them
6:45 off me and I was baked to ████ so I was just like just survive just survive so she's yelling at me all ████ day and she's like yeah I was I was getting it for sure and then my sister comes into me the next morning she's like you okay and I'm like yeah she goes were you smoking pot and I was like she's like I'm not gonna tell Mom that's ████ up that's ████ up I was I was I was smoking pot but she's like all right whatever blah blah blah next day my mom sits me down over eating breakfast and she goes so uh Ashley told me you were smoking oh they're friends yeah I got a guy and I was like ████ up that's double cross right there yeah bro ████ oh that ████ and then ever
7:35 since then I have a complex of like I ain't telling you this yeah don't tell her ████ Bro ████ ████ nothing don't tell her ████ no wonder you didn't tell the ████ for like 24 months on JK I got trust in you bro and you guys are all the same age as my sisters so I'm just like I don't trust nothing yet dude yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's kind of ████ up um so uh not any specific moment but for some reason burden in my memory I definitely remember my mom my dad have two separate moments that definitely stuck with me one it's so funny talking about parental abuse one she had this ████ feather duster damn father dusters ████ hate the feather duster but there was one time where she's got so pissed at me I don't remember what it was for but she's like go to living room pull your pants down along the floor usually I get hit with
8:26 the feather duster like in passing did you lay down with their penis up stupid you're like I don't know what Mom wants I know that's how you get her to stop but that's risky though what if she doesn't stop Bart's like oh I know how I'll get her it's a bird move double down she didn't say which way yeah just lay down pull your back on and lay down all right I lay a massage get hit with the feather duster obviously it hurts because he like welts up ████ yeah dude but like usually I always get hit like either on the arm or even on the butt but with your clothes on it's different when you have to like submit to like the full day
9:16 when you have to lay down on the floor and bare your ass and then she's doing more than one strike how old were you I might have been like 10 or 11. yeah I just remember I ████ was not walking straight for a minute 17. that's what I was hoping I was 32. um so that that was that one all ████ feather dusters what did you do I don't even remember I only remember the punishment you blacked it out yeah probably but I don't think I'll ever have a feather duster in my house I just it no oh too dramatic because I'm I'm going to grab it I'm going to whoop somebody with it that's all I know what I don't know I've only been taught one thing it's not that efficient that's why we don't dust you know what I'm saying I've never seen it clean uh allergies are an all-time high in here and ████ second one was I don't know if I mentioned it here before for some reason I feel like I have but there was this one time where again I don't really remember what I did I definitely was
10:06 just like embarrassing my parents in front of their friends they had guests over I like tried to turn on the ████ music and it like blasted the speakers with the volume way too high to not use it so it just blasted music but I got pissed at me because it's like you know he's got guests in the living room he sends me to my room what the heck now get appears start stopping upstairs right yeah yeah and then I tried to ████ slam the door but it was one of those things where like the second the momentum happened was the second regret yeah I was like boom I didn't mean to slam it and then I just oh ████ I hope this is on patreon my door Slams on patreon you hear the ████ footsteps yeah you hit like I hear my dad just like uh just wait and just ████ hear the footsteps and he comes out I think he dismissed his guest by the way I think it was at that level oh that's serious yeah he like told him
10:57 to leave and because it took a minute because I remember like waiting and sweating by myself for like three minutes ████ had them leave stop coming upstairs I can't open the door started yelling some gibberish and then he's he sat me on the bed and slapped me this man this is gonna be something Social Security don't come from my parents I love him like the statue of limitations Social Security yeah there's a secret service Social Services API FBI and ████ uh IRS Ira from Ireland so yeah please don't arrest me can you just not go and also don't cover them and then YMCA chill um no but I remember him slapping me and things he always said I always got slapped yeah but this time he like stopped me a couple times in my a loose baby tooth came out so and again again
11:48 it's a loose baby in retrospect I'm like oh it's probably gonna come out in but I look it's crazy in the moment though it looks bad when you start having blood and then finally my mom who usually is like yeah again is that you know he's just staying staying in the bed yeah fun is the first time ever in my again this just burned in my mind she's finally holding his arms back as he's trying to ████ like yell at me and slap me or something oh ████ no and I just remember that being the craziest thing and then you looked up and you're like that's all you got ████ no I was scared for like six more years after I got like 12 more of those babies I was a ████ good boy I didn't hear no ████ Bell here's how dumb it got for me and again uh I know for a fact they're way crazier
12:40 situation than people have got way worse like parental stories now that I'm an adult but I do remember this is so embarrassing um it was time to write College ████ essays and then you know I didn't know what to ████ right about about Bob bullshiting you so then one time and I have an older sister so you know thankfully like high school writing essays for to get into college okay and then once you know everybody's like yeah just write about something stand out yeah make sure you stand up oh my God yeah that's always what people say yeah so you know I'm writing and then I start for whatever stupid ass kid reason I start integrating that story in oh no trying to like I'm like oh this might make me stand out maybe they'll ████ yeah yeah yeah this is unique this is part of my childhood and I'm like I'm telling myself Aaliyah can you read this or actually like reads it she's like no
13:32 she's dreaming me so I rewrote my entire essay that didn't include any parental fighting up your feelings good job and you didn't stand out yeah yeah yeah worst of all for me you didn't stand out I got rejected to be fair most Asians were probably writing about their parents beating them my my most I think weirdest situation I got my ass beat was uh so my mom's been on like a crazy nutrition Tip since I was a ████ baby right like so even with like regular instead of going to like Western medicine if I ever got sick or even if I sprained my wrist we're going to some acupuncturists or Eastern medicine place where we're ████ boiling scorpions at home and drinking like just like ████ weird ████ right so even when it came to regular food like back in the 90s she's we had this
14:24 Panasonic ████ uh bread maker because she just felt like bread was so like lack nutrition at Sonic so she had this bread maker where like she would like cut like like put beets and ████ papaya and mangoes and ████ and it should bake it into this loaf of bread I think she's like she probably saw raisin bread and go I know I'll have other fruits so we have this ████ bread that she would bake and she would slice it and then like when you hold it up to the light it looks like a stained glass window like it's just ████ the nasty idea of holding bread up to the Lane I know exactly what we're talking about because you're a ████ kid and you're like why can't I just have Wonder Bread like everyone else I got this ████ fruitcake and when you ████ uh yeah it's like fruit cake my mom did that too with apricots yeah and when you slice bread by yourself it's ████ up like
15:15 because you need the serrated knife yeah it's like this thick at the bottom this thing at the like your sandwiches are oh I see what you mean my mom's food is nasty as ████ all of like our rice is like the super red and like dark Bean purple oh yeah so when you're in school you're trying to trade your food with other kids like no I just take it I just dump it I just take it you try to make it appealing like look at the stained glass bread you want it for that PB J it's so nasty right so it's a version parental discipline she put fruit in my bread couple days my mom will be like here's your food and I'll look at him like and she's like when I come home this had better be done you know so like days like spring break we got like the whole week she would make food like every day and then when she comes home she wants me to be like ████ all nutritious and
16:05 ████ and eat all that stuff so when it came to um lunch time I'll take the food out and I'm like ████ how the ████ am I gonna get rid of this food if I throw in the garbage you can see in the garbage by putting the garbage disposal she's gonna see in the garbage disposal I don't know what to ████ know about so I go out the backyard and I just go like this over the wall it chucked it over the wall over the wall what's on the other side who knows this old Korean lady I don't even knows this old Korean lady I don't know if you remember then that's not good for the story yeah yeah oh no so first day I'm like oh I push it ████ works second day works [Laughter] then one time I go like this and then she goes hey so it's a Jew that's doing it I'm like oh ████ I ran back inside and I'm like hiding underneath the
16:56 window still like this and then she's like I know somebody's there I'm gonna come here when your mama comes home or whatever and I was like oh ████ oh no that day like my mom's gonna come home uh at like five or whatever I would already like get in bed get like a hot towel don't feel good something like this so my mom comes home she's like oh oh you don't feel good on my knob I think I'm a fever I'm gonna go to sleep you have covered 2004. she's like oh no no okay no it's all right that's fine just just go to sleep it sucks that you have a fever okay thank you and then ████ like 20 minutes later ding dong oh my god oh no ████ drop yeah lady's like hey uh your son's been ████ throwing food over the wall
17:51 over today and then and then my mom comes she goes hey wake up I'm like no no I have a fever I said no you don't so she she's like we gotta go and see so she rinsed the covers off we go over to the Korean lady's house bread crumbs on your evidence is everywhere we go in the backyard there's ████ like bean sprouts ████ Bean curds ████ all kinds of ████ when we came back home she beat the ████ out of me imagine being on the receiving end
18:41 oh it's so nasty it's so ████ nasty I've never seen a bird eat a bean sprout to be fair yeah that's true they wouldn't do that that's true they wouldn't do that they're Birds I can divide the three physical punishments into three different categories that I got there was um so there's ████ submission holds strikes and uh and slams oh UFC Rules so like an easy one like and all these all these three things would always kind of knock me out like I would get knocked out and then uh one of them was like we had those like hanging chandeliers made of shells in the kitchen and then for some ████ reason I was just staring at it I was like six I couldn't resist it and I just had to ████ slap it and it just made a crazy ass sound and the next thing I know like I was just
19:32 getting picked up and then slammed down and I just went what it was like a minute later and my dad like picked me up and knocked me out oh ████ and then um and then for submission holds that's where the sacrificial style came from yeah that's what the head thing came from yeah we think it sort of his dancing but he was already given to it so he started dancing my dad was pissed that I was nagging him to like he was visiting with my aunt and I was like can we go it's boring you know when your parents are visiting with relatives and you have nothing to do so I just kept nagging him and he was just like wait hold on wait and he got sick of like telling me that and then when we got home he got a belt and tied around my neck and just went like this holy ████ and I was just like I ████ knocked out there too dude Sean Connery's Bond killed guys with that I know that's why that's where he probably got it holy yeah did you uh put this in your uh college essays or what's
20:22 up dude no I got in on the dance ████ that's what Hitman does dude that's what code name 47 yeah agent 47. so that's that's the submission the strike one's the only one that's actually kind of funny because the hardest like my dad's hit me tons of times but the hardest he ever hit me was I think I was like in second or third grade and I think I got scared or some ████ so I wanted to sleep in his bed and it was just me and him and we're sleeping and then like I flail around a lot when I sleep and I remember I like I woke up the same time I was flailing and I felt myself like hit him kind of in the face and then instantly I just feel him like get up and he just went and he socked me back in my face so hard while I'm facing up in the bed and I just remember going and I went oh fine and he ████
21:14 clobbered me while I was like how old are you somebody called the IRA I was like seven dude somebody called Herb Dean over that like I didn't even mean to do it and I remember him like super socking me into the bed whoa so I have a question too whoa so when you were that age or like as you got older and you would tell these stories to like your friends would anyone else have anything comparable yeah I think at the time we did because all my friends are Asian ████ belt choking though dude that's until you pass out I got you there though I don't think my dad ever believes that I really pass out oh he thinks like you're faking it like his fever yeah he thinks he always like thought that I was faking it and I think like you know he's just like probably doesn't remember doing any of these things yeah yeah for sure they did him so much he'll be like which time what are you talking about quickly as possible
22:05 um so yeah not necessarily true because unfortunately like I'm oh dude I'll never forget every Sunday we're supposed to go to the comic book store my dad right and so I was riding bikes with my friends and like I didn't remember that it was even Sunday because it's the weekend and I was just excited as ████ and we're all hanging out we're way too long like by the pond and we would go down there and just like do stupid ████ ████ why well on this particular day my dad like what had been waiting for a while like he'd been waiting for like 45 minutes and so by the time that I got home the like once you walk through the door and the door closed behind you like you kind of feel it you know I mean like the mood shifts and it's like yeah it's like there's a tense thing that goes to the air and he was like holy ████ where the ████ were you right and then he looks at me like he gives me
22:56 this ████ look like he's a little closer to me than he's like this close to me as Nick right now and gives me this look and he just ████ comes over and comes to me like super hard what the ████ man I didn't ████ ████ kid he's like I didn't want an ████ he's like I didn't know he's like I didn't know where you were [Laughter] he's like I was so don't be like our parents please [Music] oh
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