0:00 What if What if the feed refreshes and Mitchell ENG POPS UP? OH MY GOD. JESUS. >> [laughter] >> WOW. HE'S LIKE, "OH!" >> [screaming] >> WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER EPISODE of Careful Boys. And we have Bart, Joe, and especially Anthony Lee with us. Ooh, especially Anthony. Horniness expert Anthony Lee. Thank god he's here. Expert. After so many years with your partner, all of you guys, so many years, what is something that they still do that actually turns you on? Licking my balls. Come on, man. >> [laughter] >> Is there like a teasing version of that that's not like actual like maybe a precursor? Oh, like before you get before you get rock hard and ready to go. You're talking about that?
0:50 >> Like something that she's doing She's not intentionally trying to be sexual, but then it just turns you on when she does this, like that. >> Yeah, like it gets you it gets you uh wanting to get your balls licked. Oh, I like I like watching her take a shower. Wow. >> Pervert. Pervert. [laughter] Nasty. So So do you actually like watch as in like you stop what you're doing and you just like Puts his hand in his pants. >> Yeah. >> [laughter] >> That's tight. >> like I don't go like I'm watching TV or I'm ████ cutting cucumbers or something. I hear that water turn on. >> [laughter] >> I run into there. But if I'm like doing whatever I'm doing, right? Like putting something away or whatever. >> conveniently cleaning the house right when she's showering. [laughter] Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what If I see her taking a shower, then it turns me on. >> Okay, but if So once she notices you're watching, does she take a shower sexier
1:41 or anything? >> slow down? Or does she put them on the glass? >> She's just like call you a pervert. >> [laughter] >> You know what? That's where that that sine cosine thing comes into play. Oh, okay. >> Cuz it doesn't matter like how I feel. >> Mhm. It's how she feels. Oh, okay. >> she's like on her period, and she's like, "Don't look at me!" And I'm like, "What the f███?" Like you're exactly the same you were last week. But if she's in the mood, >> Yeah. then it can turn into something, you know? But then it it depends on how where I caught her. >> COOL. "DON'T LOOK [screaming] AT ME! YEAH, I'M SO BLOATED!" or whatever the ████ >> Then you should just put a ring cam in there. >> [laughter] >> Everybody's happy. What about you besides your balls being licked? >> things in the world, don't you think? Immediate turn on. >> So you put balls licked in first base.
2:32 >> [laughter] >> That's a surprise first base. No, like uh Is there anything she like does or says that you're like ooh? >> When I catch her in moments that are like I'm perving on her by accident where like like like she's like like I'm on the desk and then she like bends over to show me something like a teacher and I look over and her titties are right there dangling and I'm all like >> [laughter] >> That That That makes me want to pull it out AND START ████ >> [laughter] [laughter] >> I LOVE THE SHEER LIKE HONESTY of it. You guys all know those moments where you're just like talking about something serious. Hey, look at this real quick. What? And then she's like looking on the table and I look over and I'm like Man, if I was 40 right now, this would
3:22 be a dream come true. So I tap into that brain Oh. >> "Oh ████ that's dope. I could ████ anytime I want." >> Yeah, yeah. And that's crazy. >> talking about >> [laughter] >> So I feel like what me and Joe listed a little bit more of like physical and crass. Are you talking about uh even more before that? Is there something that they just say or do or it could be anything? >> It could be anything at all. I mean, yeah, it could be that. Just >> That that puts me in the sex zone, that's for sure. >> Okay, yeah. >> I was thinking about Yeah, I was >> Yeah, seeing titties is pretty helpful. Yeah, but it's the it's the it's the bent over dangly part. Oh, okay. >> it's the wobbly wobbly wobble like bent over on the table. And it is like >> Wobble. And you're just like, "Damn, dude. Let me put my arm under there and support it." >> Okay, okay. And then And then at that point when she's starts licking your balls, it's just over. Game over. >> [laughter] >> Game over. We're ████
4:14 Licking the balls. [laughter] It's like dangling tits, licking the balls, game over. That's the process. >> Game over. >> was a porn director. The scenes are like she bends over on a desk and then it's just already >> [laughter] >> The next scene is, "AH, I CAME." DIRECTED BY JOE. YEAH, IT'S A VINE. It's a porn vine. 6 seconds. >> A short form content, bro. 6 second porn vine. IT'S [laughter] PORN VINE. WHAT ABOUT YOU, uh master? Oh, man. >> Master of disaster. I feel like he's >> [laughter] >> Master of disaster. I feel like this guy's also like like uh since he's more in tune, >> Uh-huh, yeah. I feel like he has more things that can turn him on. Um I'm actually much more basic than that. No
5:04 way. I don't believe you. I'm more like the Hulk, you know what I mean? There was like, "Dude, like how do you stop yourself from being angry?" He's like, "Secret's I'm always angry." You're always horny? I'm just always down. Always horny. >> Default state is horny? So like she could ████ be taking a ████ and I'm already like I'm good to go if you are. And that makes everything great. Everything after that is even better. But if you want to get specific, What if like you came home from uh working abroad and you're exhausted, traffic, airport, and you're jet lagged and she's like, "I'm down." You're down right then and there still? I have to. Wow. Anthony's like, "I don't need to get horny. I already am." This guy's high T. Yep. I'll be like, "I'm tired I'm tired I'm tired, man. I need to go to sleep." >> True high T. Wow. No, but doesn't mean you're going to be like performatively great in that moment if you're
5:55 exhausted. You just But you just got to show up. >> You'll be a very avid receiver. >> Yes. Yes. His motto is always becoming. >> [laughter] >> Since when? >> Not always be closing. It's always becoming. >> Oh-oh. Yes. >> Pretty impressive though. How many times per day could you have sex? At this age? >> Yeah, at this age, yeah. If it was like um you know, being administered onto you like forcefully. Are you talking about by mental will and desire or by physical capability? Cuz one supersedes the other. Oh, I guess either way. I mean, just imagine that like you're being it's being demanded of you like consistently. >> If I have sex more than two times in a day right now, I think I need an IV OR SOMETHING. >> [laughter] >> YOU GOT TO GO TO URGENT CARE? I GOT TO GO TO URGENT CARE, MAN. >> [laughter] >> BART'S LIKE, "I NEED TO RECOVER. TAKE ME
6:46 TO THE HOSPITAL." >> I might be there too at like two times, yeah. at like three or something like that. >> Yeah, three would be like, "Oh s███." I might be I like I need hours in between then. Yeah, I can't I'm not good at like multiple times a day either. At this age? We're geriatric, dude. We're ████ old. >> It's tough. >> I got to make the bed. There's other things I got to do, too. >> [laughter] >> Like not having full-blown EDs like already a dub, you know what I mean? >> [laughter] >> Yeah, it's At our age? >> That's true. The fact that I'm still horny and thinking about it and wanting it and being down every day, you know, like >> got morning wood every morning. Yeah. Good T. I get morning wood. I'm like, "Dude, this is great." >> is it like Now let's flip it. What's something that you believe that you do to turn on your girl? ████
7:37 >> Pay off car payments. >> [laughter] [laughter] >> DIFFERENT KIND OF GAME NOW, DUDE. >> OH, MAN. CUT THAT OUT. >> [laughter] >> WHAT? IT'S A GOOD THING. What What's the question? Like if if I were to if we were to ask >> want to know what what what does Nina do that turns you on though. I still want to know that. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. Then you can say what you do to turn her on. Cuz I feel like guys suck ass All right, so like there's like random times that for example, uh well, this is pre-baby stuff, but um that like maybe I have like an early morning Zoom meeting or something like that. And I'm just, you know, I'm just I'm in my flow. Uh I'm not taking the time to feed myself. I'm just like I got some stuff to do. And then, you know, the door I got pretty open door policy even if the door's closed. I'll close
8:27 the door for like, you know, um being considerate of just overall house volume. But then sometimes she'll just like knock real quick and open the door. Doesn't matter if I'm on a meeting, but then if she like if I'm on like a Zoom meeting and then suddenly she's like bringing in a plate of breakfast that she cooked for me. Aw. It's already one thing for her to >> That's so nice. >> do that, right? When you do that, that's already like, "Oh s███." But like you happen to do that in front of people that are like watching you do that, I'm like, "Woohoo. You just made me look real good." >> [laughter] >> You just made me look real good. So, you know, like You going to get some dick tonight. I got to leave this meeting, bro. You [laughter] know. It's just it's it's such a traditionally basic gesture, >> [snorts] >> but you know, when when it just catches you in that right moment, just like >> But that's so rare though. >> Yeah, that's rare. It's very rare. It's
9:17 very rare. >> And that's why I think if if a guy saw that, he'll be like, "Man, >> [sighs and gasps] >> Anthony got it made, dude." >> Well, it's because that's if you were to witness that yourself, you'd be like, "Damn, that's ████ tight." Like you would You wouldn't be like, "Man, I'm so jealous." Yeah. That's just you just acknowledge it subconsciously. >> Like China, are they just like that's typical? That's a normal. My My mistress does that, too. >> [laughter] >> My wife, my mistress, and my maid. How come she do during the meeting not before? >> [laughter] >> Oh, you don't get a blow job during the meeting? And then the girl pops up. >> [laughter] >> That is really really sweet though. Yeah, it's very it's very nice. >> when you like close the meeting >> [laughter] >> and you just get to it. I mean I would love to, but you know, it's always like like Bart says, it's it's how they feel. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. If they feel like sucking it.
10:08 The yes. >> So so does that is it fair to say like the the gestures that she would do are of higher effect than like physical gestures? No, because it's not that they're higher, it's more that like if physical gesture happens that's guaranteed. >> [laughter] >> It's automatic. It's not it's not like when I'm not playing games. >> ever do does she ever do like physical teasing gestures to you and fully with no intention of having sex with you? Oh yeah, but those ones are clearly jokes. Like it's like it's like credit carding your ass or like you know like like just No, I'm talking about like non-joke like >> she for real gets you aroused and then it's like nah, I'm out. >> Just to mess with you. That's ████ up. That's ████ up. Does she do that to you? >> [laughter] >> No, but like that's like imagine if that happened though to you. >> Hannah does that to me. Really? She gets you fully [laughter] aroused? >> Not these days. What? But the last time
11:00 the last time she was like looking at Instagram and then she goes, "Hey, I like this girl that I follow. She has a really nice butt, look." And then I was like, "Oh yeah, she does have a nice butt, but I don't know about her face." And then she goes, "Oh yeah?" And then she stuck her hand in my pants and started jacking me off while I was looking at the girl's picture and then I was like, "That's ████ up cuz now I'm hard." >> Oh, she didn't finish? No, cuz he was looking at somebody else. Was she just jacking you off for fun? Was she laughing? Yeah, no, she was she was showing the girl's picture in my face and then she was beating me off. >> [laughter] >> And then getting me turned on to her and then I was like, "I don't I don't like her." >> What if what if the feed refreshes and Mitchell ENG POPS UP? >> OH MY GOD. JESUS. JESUS. >> [laughter] >> HE'S LIKE, "OH >> [screaming] >> AND SHE WALKED AND THEN SHE WALKED away after she got me hard. Another vine by
11:52 Joe. Oh, and then we weren't even home. We were at someone else's house. Yeah, family member's house. That's why >> Family member's house. I couldn't do it cuz then they're in the other room. >> Okay, okay, so that's That's why That's funny though. So she's yeah, purposely doing that. >> to be a prank. I see. >> Yeah, that's a good prank. No, cuz I can't ████ her in the in the kitchen. >> When you're at home in your bedroom and then not doing anything. Go to another room. No, [laughter] but that that was a that was like what it's like someone else's there so we can't do it. >> That's funny. I didn't know that that is someone else it was a different place. Damn. I know, right? And then later I didn't even get none cuz we got too tired. >> [laughter] >> That's normal. Cuz you know you're like, "Ooh, we going to ████ Yeah." So like if let's say let's say if if if Nina did that to you, right? Are you like or she's like, "We'll we'll do it later. We'll do it later." right? She like tells you.
12:42 When later comes around, are you like, "Hey, remember when you said we were going to do it?" >> Dude, I I got receipts from ████ 2016, bro. >> [laughter] >> Get out of here. I'm like, "But you said I'm I'm every day with that ████ >> [laughter] >> What's the sexy way to do that though as Anthony Lee? Cuz that sounds lame like if we're doing that >> There's no more sexy, dude. Once you're married like and have a kid, it's like all you're all you're doing is like I'll ████ take out the litter and be like, "Can I get some now?" >> [laughter] >> It's over. There's no more ████ game in it. >> the sexy way that Anthony does it. He's like, "I'll make you your favorite drink." >> Ooh. >> And he pulls out roofies. There you go. >> [laughter] >> Damn, dude. One one day I might get desperate enough to
13:33 >> [laughter]
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