0:00 has to seem a real you know like North Korea is not as bad as I thought it was it's kind of nice you know like making me sound gay [Music] so you guys know that there's a dude who went to North Korea because he wanted to get arrested so he could stay there what oh are you talking about the white deserter during the war and then they praised them like um like a hero during the Korean he's white he was a white guy that deserted that way wow like Last Samurai the last time right Korean man he lived a good life he has all this silver teeth because of the dental work out there it's pretty wack so it's all silver yeah he's the Silver Samurai dude
0:52 and he you know like they use them as a propaganda tool of like dude America is so bad that he ran to our side he lived good and he he has a wife and kids you think you regrets it huh you think he regretted it I don't think so he lived good like he came from a poor place like in the states and then so when he deserted and he lived like pretty good amongst the who's who's what the heck is that this place about to come down someone's on top of it did we get out of here wait there's you people can go up there yeah um I've never heard this ever not one time ever how about that I thought it was no big deal but everyone was like it kind of made me worried because that one sounds close to like right they're right here right here literally right above holy ████ it's the rebar guys man
1:42 and we make noise we're noise makers you know what we do we make noise 1975. yeah as much as it sucks it would be crazy to see somebody fall through the roof right now whatever you feel like I like how the rebokers are explaining like what they were and like I don't give a ████ and he was taking forever I was like dude get out we gotta he was such a nice guy we got 14 000 pounds of Reebok cover through here okay we're gonna be a little noisy so I apologize for the noise just let us know you've got some New Jersey we tell it how it is we make the noise when we make the noise um but no Joe it's not the same guy an American man has spoken out after purposefully getting himself arrested to remain in North Korea Matthew Todd Miller from Bakersfield California oh this guy's white too of course is for Bakersfield Travel to North Korea on April 10 2014. wow the purpose of
2:34 getting arrested wow reports claim the now 33 year old tore up his tourist visa in the airport and made clear his intentions to seek political asylum in a bid to try and stay in the car oh so he's doing political Asylum so he was arrested for unruly behavior however they arrested him anyway he said can I have a son I'm like you're arrested yeah North Korea couldn't look kind of tight like hey this American Defector and like nah you're a ████ arrested I like how they even put him in a North Korea now ████ McLovin he looks like Lex Freeman in McLean the unruly Behavior you tear up your passport and just start yelling probably huh yeah maybe he's just making a spectacle yeah well here's the thing it evolved a little bit because at first he was arrested for unruly Behavior but the accusations um started to get a little bit crazier he was later accused of hostile acts
3:25 against the state after being found in possession of a notebook he sought to deliver to North Korea's government which state-run Korea Central news agency alleged contained confessions he reportedly said he was a hacker and new military Secrets hoping to remove the American Military in South Korea so he's trying to be a double agent spy or some ████ I guess so the Supreme Court of the Democratic Republic uh People's Republic of Korea ruled Miller had committed acts of hostile to the dprk while entering the territory of dprk under the guise of a tourist the Californian man was charged after under article 64 of the North Korean criminal code concerning the acts of Espionage and certainly achieved his goal of remaining North Korea as he was sentenced to six years of hard labor and see I would have done the same ████ but he played the wrong cards what I would
4:15 have done is I would have been like Kim Jong-il sister I'm here to love you that's good you know what I mean like I would have been like yo I ████ left America to be with you you're my true love he has a blue box you start air humping yeah this is what I could do for you that'd be good that's very alluring I'd be like yeah everybody American dick before yeah and I'm like check this out and he's like I want to be the king of North Korea and you'll be my queen yeah that's really good yeah yeah yeah and then she'd just be like oh my God foreign yeah I'm like Genghis Khan but like the Communist version right but then no we
5:06 could co-operate with Kim Jong-un and we can be like a throuple that's really good you want to throttle with Kim Jong oh wow I picture Joe getting there and then he's like all right so what do we get to eat around here what happens at the end of the six years hard labor do they let him out into actual North Korea or they just send them back I don't know but considering his situation Miller also spent nearly six months in custody prior to his conviction having refused to be flown back to the U.S and resultantly being detained nobody wanted it to stay there no he wants to stay there yeah but even though he was like get the ████ do you think his military secrets are from Starcraft too yeah like I know how to move troops and how to accumulate wealth you know what he said he said quote this might sound strange but I was prepared for the torture but instead of that I
5:57 was killed with kindness and with that my mind folded and the plan fell apart so what was his plan this guy's weird dude he's just mental telling him everybody was so nice to me yeah his intention apparently he said that he wanted to see North Korea in a way which went beyond the average tourist experience of it I just wanted to have a face-to-face face with North Koreans to answer my personal questions and then they sent them back to the US they're like we don't want this one they're like you're just crazy dude they're like we're gonna do a bunch of trumped up charges on you and put you into a military Camp wait he said he wanted North Korea he was met with kindness he wanted North Koreans to answer his questions he just wanted to like see it in a different way than regular people he said I achieved my personal goal of seeing more of North Korea I wanted to connect with the people not question the government or the politics I have no personal politics this was not a political trip yeah it's a schizophrenic
6:48 trip yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I think it's because all the all the uh tourism there it's like State controlled so they only expose you to what they want you to see so everything is like a a facade right so he probably wanted to see the real real he's like one of those tourists that are like I'm not going to the resort I want to go to where the locals go but it's like the more hardcore version of it yeah I want to go to the jails where everyone does the Work Camp stuff he's a pretentious driver and he's like like it's not that bad this isn't the real North Korea it's like this is like the real ████ North Korea and everything else is a tourist trap this is where the ████ locals hang I know oh excuse me it's Jung Yang Pyongyang yeah not like Pyongyang the locals don't even eat that yeah they don't they eat
7:38 these ████ like these little bugs like yeah these little rats he's like patient zero of like gentrifying an entire country such a California thing to do right like I want to go to the real North Korea the real one I love we gave him that voice yeah he's like he's a little sassy though it's like he's got that he's turtleneck this is a mom-and-pop's nation he said uh he's neither confirm nor denied whether or not there is any truths to the Espionage charges simply explaining he was not there to give secret information or anything like that but just wanted to speak to an ordinary North Korean person about normal things I just wanted to I wanted to just every day sit down with them and have conversations about everything in jail I would ask them one question about their country and they would have a question about mine he said wait so he could speak Korean no I think he just wanted
8:29 to the dumb thing is if he's saying if he's releasing this information while in captivity of North Korea then it's clearly North Korea talking yeah Oh I thought he was released no no he's got six six years of hard labor yeah so why are you why would anyone go oh really like no you're under captivity man yeah North Korea that's not your voice anymore yeah you got it that's that's the problem with like Blockbuster shutting down that used to be like the home for weirdos like this you know all the weird ████ Michelle's like where are you going with this one he would have had a home they shut that ████ down now he has to go ████ find the secrets of North Korea he's like Hollywood Videos closed all right that's what they said when he got there oh I mean I'm just imagining the North Korea PR agent who's like writing this guy's speech and he goes you know we
9:19 cannot make it seem a fake it has to seem a real you know like North Korea is not as bad as I thought it was it's kind of nice you know like making me sound gay they will not believe he said yeah you know California is always a vegan and like a game Welcome Center look again for blogger but as I thought it was it was the locals I like to go eat it [Music]
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