0:00 uh my friend invited me to his house and he had an older sister and there was a hot sister and he would be like come follow me and I follow him into a room and he's like you see this is my sister's room and I was like yo what the ████ are we doing here he's like look her panties he would grab his sister's pan and [Music] goes break dance man so something kind of Wild's going on something kind of crazy that I think is very controversial or or contraversy as some people contraves would say there is a plan to ban sex education for kids under nine why would you have to do that I mean what why would you have to do that um I think an argument is they'll sexualize the kids people get mad about that it's going to go back to the transgender
0:51 thing I bet you I just don't know what's in the education cuz that's what worries me cuz people could just say like sex education but what like like there's kids books that I feel like are appropriate that introduce them into the topic without being like here's how you fcking give a ████ Elementary yeah you didn't have that class no that's why I don't not wish my first girlfriend went to that class come on don't they teachy ████ don't they just teach about uh uncircumcised wieners and how to clean STDs and how you can get pregnant and how to avoid it yeah what's in the studies now I was in high school when they taught us about pregnancy and nine just sounds too young dude I remember in
1:43 in elementary school I forgot which grade I was in but they were teaching sex sex ed and they would go around and pass these papers and you get to write a question about sex and then yeah put it in a hat and the teacher whatever and she picked mine and and mine said What happens if you pee in a vagina during sex that was the question and then she read it and you know what her answer was she started laughing and then she goes that would never happen and then she does the next question I'm like bro what I was leg well she's right because it flip it flips it it flips the switch like a train track yeah like a train track well yeah cuz you can't stay hard and then pee at the same time unless you're like real disciplined like you're real peace oh cuz the way she said it he like oh that would never happen I'm like so that physically can't I got videos to prove you you can pee when you're
2:34 erect I don't know about that but he flips the damn thing I think you can dude my train tracks is flipped so I'm come only at a certain that's crazy to me it's like Back to Future 3 it's like once we pass a certain Zone we're going back but that's how they do golden showers yeah cuz like I was like what the heck then what about I just wanted to know what would happen but then the teacher was like that would [Laughter] you just got owned yeah golden showers are typically done they're hard but the guys are hard that's what I these were the type of conversations we were having in elementary school already what grade probably like fourth grade third grade something like that I didn't have mine till seventh grade and it was at a Christian School and the same scenario M Middle School it was the same scenario where they would everybody write
3:24 questions put in the Hat and every question was is it a sin to masturbate to pornography it was every question like cuz they're all doing it it's not a sin it's not a sin that's crazy though he said it wasn't a sin he kept pulling it out I was like nope at my school like waiting for a girl's question and then after that the next day all the kids are just ████ beaten dude that's crazy they probably went home beat it like with celebrations we got permission from the Lord that's when that's when I found out it was around four fifth grade masturbating and I D I was like yo nothing's coming out this is crazy it was dying no I was just like no nothing came out I was like this is amazing and then obviously sixth grade I was like oh ████ what is this yeah so from what I recall is they tell you about like the anatomy and then after that the type of sexes there are like there's oral sex there's vaginal blah blah blah blah
4:15 they're literally just telling you the basic The Bare Basics and what grade is N 9 years old though like third grade you're in seventh grade nine no ninth grade it's nine you're nine nth grade match it up dude F you're you're a freshman checks out cuz I'm like anything younger than fourth or fifth grade I think you're you're still too young I remember being in yeah sex head first year I was in seventh grade same thing and it wasn't just questions you could write down you could write down just whatever the comments whatever stories I had a teacher her name was Miss deera she had gigantic titties and then so she's like reading all the things and she opens one up and it was mine and she and she says put them on
5:07 the glass wait what oh cuz you told her oh put him on the overhead projector put on put on the the overhead yeah CU that's glass throw it up throw it up throw them up throw it up throw it up I remember in nth grade we during our um health class we just had a I don't know why do you guys ever have a health class like the whole class was just about health yeah so there was a lady that came me is mostly about ████ and she was she was talking about um it was like a sex ed day yeah so a lot of people didn't miss it mhm and then she had this like wooden dick shaped thing dildo and she showed everyone how to put a condom on and all the guys were like and how yeah just freaky decky they're just like dang they're like you
5:57 saw how she rolled that down and I was like damn dud we were deprived back then yeah yeah they call her she started putting her mouth on it a dude don't be immature I was so bad at putting condoms on I I remember being with my 30-year-old nice and she knew how to do it and I was like was was that your little game though oh I'm so bad at putting condoms on I probably shouldn't use them uh I'm just so bad I wish it was but I literally didn't understand I'm like here could you put it on with I was like I think it's on I think reverse I don't ████ know and then you go you confusing right I feel like I learned that ████ way before school though incorrectly before before school I didn't trust it I remember when I was a kid and then people be like talking about oh this you know babies have they they come out of the belly and then they come out of the butt wait what and I'm
6:47 just like I'm in elementary school and then like and we're just we didn't we didn't know how it really went down but oh yeah yeah true true but we talked about it yeah I remember going to homecoming and I remember I like okay I have to go buy condoms I was like okay to buy condoms but don't just buy condoms buy something else so the cashier is like you're like 17 and ████ give a ████ why I bought like this guy buys condoms all the time buy I bought the condoms and I bought like a Mountain Dew Code Red hey it goes with it that goes with it and I remember her picking up the condom and she's like oh and she you know and she scan it and then she pied do and she's like and she scanned it that was it understated I would love to like print out her thoughts in that moment condoms
7:38 in Mountain Dew in high school I was I was afraid to get well not afraid but I didn't know where to get condoms and of course in my head I was like I'm going to need a lot of condoms dud so you bought like a whatever let me tell you and so I remember the Ser was a surplus store I need to buy a bulk I would go on the Trojan website cuz I remember they would have like free condoms and all you had to do is put in your address that's smart so I would get free condoms from Trojan they would send it to me and my mom was like what is all this stuff like she found the box dude and I was like oh yeah I don't know I just like they just sent it to me I don't know even ████ know what the ████ happened she's like uh Nick are you the new Santa Claus you a Nicholas filled a whole room with boxes St Nicholas over here the fact guy is like uh uh you uh
8:31 St Nick that's your name he's like I'm going to need a lot I'm like I don't know how they was got here I didn't order them I don't know how they got my name he's like it's the list okay yeah guess what didn't use any didn't use any Nick you had an emo back then yeah was was like 20 you know 2008 you know 2009 was that's pretty young hot mailot so good so what are they trying to do is like stop the teaching of sex said that's what they want to do that's yeah they're worried about the limitations that is on a nine-year-old's brain right like how how much should we limit information wise versus but isn't that something like that's private like a family matter and that should be taught at home not from school well but there's the counterargument of that which is like what if they don't teach
9:21 you that what if your parents are ████ Puritans like my parents were and you got to go to illicit means yeah right you got to go to your sister's room where she's hot I guess like if if it's a scientific approach rather than a morality approach I think I think if it's a scientific approach it's fine yeah it's usually scientific when they do sex ed they not always most of the time though dude did you hear some of the ████ that they were doing at PTA meetings the guys would just read out of some of these books that they were teaching yeah what do they say oh that was from like a graphic novel wasn't it I can only come when there's a cucumber in my ass ████ like that like what the ████ ████ like that where it's weird oh that is weird yo Steve that you know your story about your sister yeah my sister's hot yeah yeah yeah yeah don't calm down I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I promise I'm just saying myed the way I found out was
10:13 uh my friend invited me to his house and he had an older sister and there was a hot sister and he would be like come follow me and I follow him into a room and he's like you see this is my sister's room and I was like yo what the ████ are we doing here he's like look her panties he would grab oh his sister's pan it and goes brother that's so hot and I was like why let me try brother you didn't even think about wait whoa wait wa what's E what's the E what's the E part dude you have you picked up your sister's undies and smelled them um did I sleep with them under my pillow like I was waiting for the Tooth Fairy y so that's the first time I know came he was already into all this ████ and I was like what's going on why are we doing this so did he later smells like laundry did he later realize that how weird that
11:05 was he yeah so so as We Grew Older he be he became gay after being in multiple Raves he yeah dude he ended up became becoming gay and he ended up being a rave dude he ended up becoming gay he become gay ████ PL he became gay later Steve look right now no I'm not goog I'm telling you this right now because it's a real story he ended up being gay he tried to turn me into being gay and I told him back the ████ up you beat your ass and second of all he ended up be going into a being arrested and going into a crazy hospital and he ran away from there it's all inai is that's that's how it's that's bold I will say that's bold kind of crazy dude we brought a friend it's like Indiana brought a friend it's like Indiana Jones you know you're like
11:55 you're you're looking for trinkets or artifacts you're just man way to ruin a movie brother e yeah how do parents stop incests from happening I think it's usually without timeouts a lot of timeouts yeah yeah it's like imagine catching your kids respect look crazy to being a proactive parent yeah imagine seeing your kid catch you your son in your sister's room doing that I was like what the ████ you I wish my mom worked more I'll tell you that wa is his obituary he died no but he's 62 oh never mind but yeah yeah so this is yo this is yo uh ████ way to call him out dude wait for real huh so wait when he tried to Turn You Gay what's he doing huh what's he trying to do Turn You Gay so he's the first one to he's like let's eat some gites and hang out he's the
12:45 first one danc this is a wild story dude no I'm telling you right now look this is he introduced me to break dancing and I was like cool and also his sister's panties he introduced me to porn what a guy now he's like bro you're over you're at this level because of me I I think you should try what I'm trying as another dude and I was like yo get the ████ away from me he goes wait he goes from windmills to sucking his dick that make no graduated like you're ready I think you're ready now I just knew I wasn't that I wasn't even curious I wasn't even all you love break danc it right he goes yeah well you know what else you going to like dick that's the next step after dancing is it's way better than dancing he adds up hey do you trust me you trust me right remember I hooked you up with my sister's underwear remember that yo the crazy part is he's in aahu somewhere
13:36 uhoh you can't recognize him they say and he's going to be asking people for crack and ████ oh that's sad it's it's sad I wish it didn't even get there I wish I could have saved them when I can but there was just no way that should have been in a relationship with trying to save you you should trying to save you trying to turn him if I could I would have saved him but yo that was just super intense I was like yo get away from me bro sounds like a troubled dude hey give some give him some uh what if sniffing his sister's panties just made him not want girls I don't know what it is dude his but his parents were super strict that's tough I'll tell you that his parents were so strict we we came from a private school and his parents were constantly strict on him maybe maybe he was just maybe being so strict made him okay no you ever been in a video and
14:26 then you're like oh my God think I will make it to heaven after all yeah that's how I feel right now yeah actually I'm not that bad of a person wow I never sniffed my sister's panties that's pretty awesome pretty awesome achievement I didn't know people do that not really I've never given myself credit for that yeah I made it this far go self love [Music]
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